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Orly Taitz demands to be made Queen of the United States

Queen Orly

“I am uniquely the person to exercise moral power above government, as in Queen of England.”

In an email letter to her massive list of supporters late last night, Orly Taitz has once again pushed out the bounds of credulity by demanding that she take on the role of Queen to resolve what she calls a constitutional crisis. I’m still trying to wade through this 116 page document (which is like pulling teeth — no pun intended) to try to find a logical thread to guide a summary for you. Here’s the best I can put together so far (and this is far more coherent than what she really wrote):

Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq as the only attorney still standing to challenge Obama’s eligibility, and the only attorney who has moved to join her quo warranto case in DC with the bakers dozen state attorneys general challenging the new health care reform, sees herself as the one person uniquely qualified to fix the constitutional crisis in the United States caused by the unconstitutional health care law and Obama’s failure to prove his eligibility. She notes the inaction of the courts, Attorney General Eric Holder and the Congress. Because, in her words, “government has lost all legitimacy” Orly is vetoing the health care reform law, dissolving Congress and calling for new congressional and presidential elections to be held next June 2. Taitz points out that the Queen of England has the authority to dissolve parliament and appoint her own prime minister, and that in this time of constitutional crisis when no legitimate authority exists (since Obama has not proven his eligibility) that it only natural for her to become Queen for a day. It was not clear who she would decide on as interim president until after the new elections.

In line with our policy of not hyperlinking to the Taitz web site because of persistent problems with browser exploits and malware there, I will paste the first few pages of her email here. (Jump down to the section in bold for the queen stuff.)

The president needs to be ‘natural born’ citizen – one who is born in this country to parents (plural, both) who are citizens of this country.

This definition was unanimously confirmed by the U.S. senate in Senate resolution 511, presented by Senator Leahy in April 2008, as Senator McCain sought his legitimacy for the presidency to be verified, and Mr. McCain therefore presented his long version original birth certificate.

Mr. Obama’s father was never U.S. citizen; he was citizen of Kenya (a British colony at a time) here in the U.S. on a student visa, which by itself made Obama/Soetoro ineligible for presidency, regardless of whether he was born in this country or Kenya, or whether he later lost his U.S. citizenship while immigrating to Indonesia and obtaining Indonesian citizenship (by being adopted and naturalized), and later reaffirming his Indonesian citizenship while traveling on an Indonesian passport as an adult, and also most likely obtaining taxpayer funded financial aid as Foreign Exchange student from Indonesia. (Indonesia did not allow dual citizenship and any U.S. citizenship would therefore have to be relinquished). Additionally, Obama/Soetoro’s paternal grandmother, Sarah Obama, and the Ambassador from Kenya, Peter Ogego, made statements that he was born in Kenya, and there is no record of him being born in any hospital in HI. HI Statute # 338 allows foreign born children of Hawaiian residents to obtain Hawaiian Certifications of Live Birth (COLB), and those can be obtained based on a statement of one relative only.

It is my understanding that nearly hundred legal actions were filed in federal courts, and probably more in different state courts, seeking prove of Obama/Soetoro’s eligibility, and Obama/Soetoro has spent two millions of dollars on attorney’s fees seeking to keep his vital records concealed, and attorneys for plaintiffs were harassed and intimidated, and the logical question is why?  If he was an honest person and had nothing to hide, if he is really legitimate for the presidency, why not show those vital records and move on?

Pursuant to 28 USC §1407(c)(ii) I filed action in federal court for the Multi District Judicial Panel to coordinate and consolidate Taitz v Obama lawsuit with Florida et al. v. United States Department of Health and Human Services et al., United States District Court for the Northern District of Florida, Pensacola Division, Case No. 3-10-cv-91 and motions for both actions to be heard jointly by the Honorable Royce Lamberth in the US District Court for the District of Columbia.

These cases involve the following issues of common facts: On Tuesday, March 23 Mr. Barack Hussein Obama signed into law H.R. 3590.  This Unprecedented act of encroachment on constitutional liberties of  US citizens and individual States by the Federal government is being challenged in the Northern District of Florida, Pensacola division by thirteen state Attorney Generals, who filed their complaint the same day, on March 23, 2010. The same act is being challenged by me, who is suing pro se Mr. Obama in regards to damages suffered by her, and who included a challenge to the above bill as part of her First Amended Complaint, which was filed by her in the District of Columbia on March 19, 2010 when the passing of the bill was imminent.  H.R. 3590  was signed into law by Mr. Barack Hussein Obama, who amazingly does not possess a valid U.S. Social Security number, which every legal citizen of the US is supposed to possess, never proved his legitimacy to the presidency. Therefore the act is invalid, as it was not signed by one legally entitled to sign it.

H.R. 3590  was signed into law by Mr. Barack Hussein Obama, who amazingly does not possess a valid U.S. Social Security number, which every legal citizen of the US is supposed to possess, never proved his legitimacy to the presidency. Therefore the act is invalid, as it was not signed by one legally entitled to sign it.  Attached is Exhibit 1, Affidavit from a retired Deportation Officer with the Department of Homeland Security and licensed investigator Mr. John Sampson, stating that the Social Security number used by Mr. Obama most of his life 042-68-4425, cannot be a lawfully obtained number, as 042 are the initial digits assigned to the state of CT, while Mr. Obama was never a resident of CT.

Through H.R. 3590 Mr. Barack Hussein Obama is made dictator of the United States because it gives him the power of life and death over every American citizen. This is a clear and present danger to all Americans. This law must be annulled and vetoed immediately before time required for declaration of unconstitutionalty by court. As the last attorney with case active in court, and as the people’s leader of the movement to unseat usurper and illegal pretender to president Obama, I am uniquely the person to exercise moral power above government, as in Queen of England.

I have written letter to Attorney General Eric Holder demanding he institute quo warranto proceeding against Obama, but he has stonewalled. Congress is corrupt institution and ignore the clear will of people. Existing USA government has lost all legitimacy. As only person empowered by the Law of Nations and Magna Carta to save the United States of America from slavery like old Soviet Union from criminal usurper president, I do assume rule of Queen of United States of America and hereby do dissolve the Congress of United States and discharge criminal Obama from office. Vice President Joe Biden becomes president until new president is selected by loyal supporters on my web site to serve until new elections June 2, 2010.

As millions of citizens have worked and contributed into the Medicaid program, relying upon the promise by the US Government and Congress, that this money will be in safe keeping when needed as doctors such as I have spent years in training and invested in their practices, relying upon the promise that such programs will exist for years and they will be paid reasonable fees for their services, and as the individual States have spent billions of dollars in building an infrastructure to service Medicaid programs. Currently, the Pelosi-Reid lead majority in Congress and Obama administration are simply stealing from the Medicaid program billions and trillions of dollars and interfering with the existing contracts without any Constitutional right to do so. While the Obama administration hails this bill as a great gift to the Nation, in reality neither Obama administration, nor the Pelosi-Reid Congress are giving anything, they are simply stealing from the existing programs, that are on the verge of bankruptcy.

Besides his actual birth documentation, the still-concealed documentation includes kindergarten records, Punahou school records, Occidental College records, Columbia University records, Columbia thesis, Harvard Law School records, Harvard Law Review articles, scholarly articles from the University of Chicago, passport, medical records, his files from his years as an Illinois state senator, his Illinois State Bar Association records, his April Fool jokes, any baptism records, and his adoption records.

Thirdly, another significant factor is the estimated $1.7 million Obama has spent on court cases to prevent any of the documentation of his life to be revealed to the public.

I have provided affidavits from licensed private investigators, as well as an official Selective Service printout showing fraud Obama using Social Security number, even though it was assigned to another individual, born in 1890 and assigned in Connecticut between 1976-1977, while Obama resided in HI, and in light of the fact that Obama was never resident of Connecticut.

What follows is copies of printouts of social-security numbers poorly redacted and the Sandra lines affidavit, copies of some of legal filings, and discussion of the sabotage of her car, nasty cartoons, threatening emails and the usual aggregation of Taitz complaints.

I think it was Leo C. Donofrio who says: “you can’t save the Constitution by destroying it.” I guess Orly didn’t get the memo.

20 Responses to Orly Taitz demands to be made Queen of the United States

  1. avatar
    Patrick McKinnion April 1, 2010 at 12:09 am #

    I think the only thing bad about this April Fools joke is I can see Orly doing just that

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    G April 1, 2010 at 12:13 am #

    LOL! Sounds like an April Fool’s joke to me!

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    Sterngard Friegen April 1, 2010 at 12:53 am #

    As Queen why doesn’t Orly simply name Sarah Palin and get it over with? Or is that silly Canadian birth still a problem? Orly should grant her a pass though. Sarah is white.

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    Saint James April 1, 2010 at 2:18 am #

    Ha ha ha ha ha….Her Royal Majesty Queen Orlyzabeth the sovereign queen of the United States of Placenta!

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    misha April 1, 2010 at 2:20 am #

    My parents and grandfather watched “Queen For A Day,” constantly. Whoever had the worst sob story “won.”

    It was popular then. Now, it’s appalling.
    But people still demean themselves to be on television – so how far have we really advanced?

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    Arthur April 1, 2010 at 5:50 am #

    It sounds like an April Fools joke; however, on the possibility that life imitates art (or in this case, Arthur), here is part three of Chorus of Loons:

    Chalicebearer: Once we’ve locked up Nobama, who should we make president?

    Bloatedraven: How about Alan Keyes, with Sarah Palin as VP!

    Texasrose: No Bloated, that wouldn’t work. Alan Keyes is . . . colored.

    Bloatedraven: So what? The guy acts completely white.

    Chalicebearer: You’re right! Isn’t it sad, the heart of a white man trapped inside a negro. . .I wonder what he did to anger God?

    Texasrose: Who knows? All I’m saying is that you can’t have a colored man and a white woman working together in the Oval Office. It would be Bill Clinton all over again!

    Chorus: despondent quacking

    Chalicebearer: Hey! What about Dr. Oily! Let’s make her America’s first lady president and America’s finest first lady!

    Technonoob: Miss Liberty do you accept?

    Oily: Absolutely!

    Chalicebearer: God bless our dear Lady Liberty! (singing to Battle Hymn of the Republic)
    Orly! Orly! Hallelujah!!!
    Orly! Orly! Hallelujah!!!
    Orly! Orly! Hallelujah!!!
    It’s hate we’re truly for!!!!
    (Now Chalicebearer starts gibbering wildly)

    Bloatedraven: Is she having a stroke?

    Texasrose: No; speaking in tongues. Isn’t it wonderful? Chalicebearer is inspired by God.

    Bloatedraven: Looks more like malt liquor and Robutusin.

    Mariopuma: Wait a minute! I just thought of something, and you’re not going to like it.

    Captaincook: Rachel Maddow’s moving to Fox?

    Mariopuma: Worse.

    Captaincook: Keith Olbermann’s moving to Fox?

    Mariopuma: No!

    Dr.Kwait: Rachel Maddow’s having Keith Olbermann’s baby and Fox is turning it into a reality show?

    Mariopuma: No!! Dr. Oily can’t be president!

    Oily: Why can’t I be president? I am MILF lawyer of sound mind and sexy body. I have rich husband and many Facebook friends. Who says Oily Haze not be president?

    Technonoob: Yeah, this is America not Obamastan!

    Mariopuma: All I’m saying is that Dr.Haze isn’t a natural born citizen. You see, just like Obama, Dr. Haze wasn’t born in the United States.

    Chalicebearer: Oh, Lord. You mean she’s from Hawaii, too?

    Mariopuma: No, no, no

    Bloatedraven: Kenya? Chicago?

    Mariopuma: Dr. Haze, should you explain or should I?

    Oily: Ok, it’s true. I Oily Haze was born in Moldova.

    Chalicebearer: Isn’t that where Borat’s from!

    Texasrose: And the Constitution says only natural born citizens can be president?

    Mariopuma: Yes.

    Texasrose: Hmmm. (Pause) Well then, I hate the Constitution!

    Chalicebearer: Me too!

    Captaincook: Are we gonna’ let a little piece of paper stop “We the People”!?

    Bloatedraven: Let’s hide it!

    Chalicebearer: Let’s bury it!

    Dr.Kwait: Let’s rewrite it! No wait—that would mean reading it first.

    Bloatedraven: What about a compromise?

    Captaincook: Compromise? What are you–a Democrat?

    Bloatedraven: Just listen: What if . . . what if we make Oily . . . Chief Justice of the Supreme Court!

    Chorus: excited honking

    Captaincook: Awesome! Hey Judge Land–it’s pay back time, Orly-style!

    Technonoob: What do you say, Dr. Orly?

    Oily: So president is definitely nyet?

    Mariopuma: I’m afraid so.

    Oily: Ok. Then for good of country, I accept this Chief Justice thingy. But every Thursday I get off for Mahjong. And Monday is tanning day. Even in October!

    Chorus: Quacks.

    (Orly slips into a sumptuous black gown and then takes an orb and scepter as well. A crown is placed on her head)

    Chalicebearer: Orly’s such a tireless patriot! Even though she’s a Jew, that lady acts like a real Christian! God Bless her unsaved soul!

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    milspec April 1, 2010 at 7:05 am #

    That show was required watching in my house as a boy. I remember the crown and the “long stemmed American beauty roses” the winner got.

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    bovril1 April 1, 2010 at 7:19 am #

    Nowe yoiu’ve given her the idea, what are the odds that this gets pushed into a First/Second Amended Amended Super-Dooper Complaint….after all she already says she’s a “sovereign citizen”……

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    aarrgghh April 1, 2010 at 8:34 am #

    i saw orly on tv last night.

    she gave a calm, knowledgeable, well-reasoned and even literate mea culpa for her quixotic pursuit (her own words!) of the president and her unjustified harassment of everyone whom she thought was in her way or contradicted her. she then bluntly denounced all the bottom-feeders (again, her own words!) that she’s been consorting with since she began her crusade. lastly she announced that she’s turning her “defend our freedoms foundation” into a mental health clinic for right-wing extremists.

    and she said all this after handing a big prop check for $20,072 to the head of the national infantry foundation …

    … april fools!

  10. avatar
    Black Lion April 1, 2010 at 9:29 am #

    Once you said the words calm, knowledgable, and well reasoned we knew it had to be a joke…

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    Dr. Conspiracy April 1, 2010 at 2:36 pm #

    Yes, this is an April Fool joke, as you have surmised. It has gotten a little bit of replication on other web sites that may not have gotten the memo.

    My favorite comment was: “You might think this is an April Fools day joke, but it’s not.”

    I’m always a little uneasy about starting a rumor, even on April Fool’s Day, but ya gotta have a little fun now and then.

  12. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy April 1, 2010 at 2:48 pm #

    I’m enjoying your literary venture.

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    JoZeppy April 1, 2010 at 3:19 pm #

    Well, considering that whole “Obama Indonesian Fullbright” story started with an April Fools joke, and the birther fools are still using it, your unease is well justified.

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    Black Lion April 1, 2010 at 4:25 pm #

    Speaking of fantasy here is another piece of fiction from the Post and Fail. I guess they are still unhappy that Glenn Beck refuses to address the so called birth certificate issue….The article contains the usual nonsense but one section stood out for me. Take a read….

    From the article…

    Consider both possibilities of Mr. Obama’s birthplace – abroad and in Hawaii (as he alleges):

    1. If Mr. Obama was born abroad (there are allegations about that on the Internet):

    In this case he committed a crime because he has stated that he was born in the U.S., and he must be turned over to the Department of Justice to face all possible consequences. Of course he can’t be President of the U.S. in such a case.

    2. If Mr. Obama was born in Hawaii (as he alleges):

    a. According to the Constitution, there are two groups of U.S. citizens: “natural born” and “naturalized” Citizens. The U.S. Constitution, Amendment 14, Section 1, states: All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States…”;

    b. According to the Constitution, natural born Citizen and naturalized Citizens are absolutely equal except for one thing: only a “natural born Citizen” can be President;

    c. according to the Oath of Allegiance, naturalized Citizens are subject only to the U.S. jurisdiction. Persons wishing to become naturalized U.S. citizens have to take the Oath of Allegiance to the U.S., renounce and abjure any foreign jurisdiction and be a subject of only the U.S. jurisdiction. The words “renounce and abjure any foreign jurisdiction,” are the key. It means that only one jurisdiction is allowed for naturalized Citizens – only the U.S. jurisdiction. It was a clear intention of the Framers not to have any foreign influence on U.S. citizens;

    d. because according to the Constitution, citizens of both groups are equal (except for being able to become President). Both a natural born Citizen and a naturalized Citizen are subject only to the U.S. jurisdiction. This requirement is automatically met for persons born to two U.S. citizens, so there is no need to take the Oath of Allegiance; if such children are also born in the U.S., they become not just U.S. citizens; they are “natural born” Citizens;

    e. In light of the citizenship types mentioned above, persons born in the U.S. to a foreign parent and a U.S. citizen, which we presume is exactly Mr. Obama’s situation, cannot be U.S. citizens because they are subject to two jurisdictions at birth (not only to the U.S. jurisdiction). Such persons can become U.S. citizens only through the process of naturalization. After that, they cannot be a natural born Citizen.

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    J. Edward Tremlett April 1, 2010 at 4:37 pm #

    very funny 😀 Had me going for a moment there.

    One question – I noticed you had Orly say that Obama had spent 2 million bucks so far. I just got into it with a Birther on Op Ed News, and he used the 2 million dollar figure, too.

    My understanding was that, according to the birthers, 1 million had been spent. Has it since been upped to 2? Or is this a case of life retroactively imitating art?

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    Dr. Conspiracy April 1, 2010 at 9:16 pm #

    With the exception of the boldfaced material in the main article, which is my total fabrication, the rest is straight from legal filings of Orly Taitz. The 2 million figure is basically the legal bill for the entire 2008 presidential campaign.

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    Dr. Conspiracy April 1, 2010 at 11:25 pm #

    I suppose it’s not out of the question.

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    myson April 2, 2010 at 4:00 am #

    Is it that these birthers have never met anyone who is a dual citizen or someone with 2 passport of 2 different countries ???
    It seems these guys dont travel out of d USA so have VERY limited or absolutely no experience with foreign travel ??
    By the argument above whenever i come in2 the USA i am not really subject to its jurisdiction so i can commit any crime i want & i cant be prosecuted (the prisons ought to be emptied as its filled with foreigners who had committed crimes) even though i am not a diplomat !!!!

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    bovril1 April 2, 2010 at 3:16 pm #

    Supreme Leader Orly doen’t really get this “humour” thing does she.

    From her pest ridden site


    Can you help me get the grant for the campaign? It will make a win so more real
    Posted on | April 2, 2010 | No Comments

    Gigi Bowman April 1 at 12:47pm Reply
    Steve Forbes To Donate 151 million $ To 151 Liberty Candidates!!!


    If she had the sense God gave a retarded hamster (deliberate Plain Poke) she would have looked at said link…..


    Steve Forbes To Donate 151 million $ To 151 Liberty Candidates!!!
    Submitted by legalizeliberty on Thu, 04/01/2010 – 11:30
    in Daily Paul Liberty Forum
    Reuters –
    [press release]

    I have decided to help effect real change in America by donating to grassroots Money Bomb event.
    Each of these 151 Liberty Candidates will obtain from me 1 million $ to help their campaigns.

    Once in Washington I am certain they will do the work
    to fight for lower taxes and spending and for more freedom.

    in Liberty
    Steve Forbes

    On January 7 2010 Forbes announced his endorsement of Dr. Rand Paul Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate.
    From 1999 to 2006 Forbes was the tenth most important contributor of political funds in America with 15 donations totaling over $7 million.

    p.s.Happy April Fools Day Everyone


    But hey, reading is for Evil Socialist Obots not God Fearing Constitutional Lawyer…..8-)

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    US Citizen April 4, 2010 at 3:42 am #

    I enjoy the ever-rising amount that Obama is claimed to have paid his lawyers to keep his records sealed.
    It started at $800K and is now close to $2 mil.

    It’s as if these records pop up by themselves and Obama must continuously pay more money to his lawyers to squash them back into secrecy.
    Like their seal(s) expire routinely. 😉
    Always amusing.