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Obama Conspiracy Theories Tweet Contest

This contest is to pick the best statement on the Obama conspiracy topic that can be expressed as a Tweet, 140 characters of text (including punctuation and spaces). Leave your Tweet entry in a comment. I’ll collect the entrants and the winner will be decided by poll. The winning Tweet will be twitted on Twitter.

Sample (136 characters):

Lawyers challenging Obama’s eligibility couldn’t say “hello” in 140 characters, much less write legal briefs, succinct and to the point.

68 Responses to Obama Conspiracy Theories Tweet Contest

  1. avatar
    Bovril July 9, 2010 at 9:46 pm #

    Just
    Cause I can…….mine entry in the form as a Haiku

    Sad Birfer Orly
    Sanction No Let ME FEEENISH
    Spider Eyes Weep Hate

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    Saint James July 9, 2010 at 10:30 pm #

    Taitz requested recusal of Land, it was his duty to AVOID IMPARTIALITY or even appearance of IMPARTIALITY and recuse himself. — Orly Taitz

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    Majority Will July 9, 2010 at 11:56 pm #

    0100111101100010011000010110110101100001001001110111001100
    1000000100100001100001011101110110000101101001011010010110
    00010110111000111111

    (Sorry. Trying that again. Please ignore this part.)

  4. avatar
    Saint James July 10, 2010 at 12:01 am #

    if judge Land really believed that my law suits were frivolous, the easiest way to prove it, would be to order discovery. – Orly Taitz

  5. avatar
    Saint James July 10, 2010 at 12:02 am #

    “ If Obama is legitimate, he would’ve shown proof of legitimacy.”- Orly Taitz

  6. avatar
    Saint James July 10, 2010 at 12:02 am #

    “The fact that this judge decided to try to intimidate me with $20,000 of sanctions …shows how corrupt this regime is”- Orly Taitz

  7. avatar
    milspec July 10, 2010 at 9:58 am #

    “I can have him out of office in 30 days” – Orly Taitz

  8. avatar
    Sef July 10, 2010 at 10:00 am #

    “Let me finish” – Orly Taitz

  9. avatar
    Majority Will July 10, 2010 at 10:35 am #

    Americans are now certifiably insane.They are suffering a mass psychosis.They have lost their own ability to discern right from wrong.J Farah

  10. avatar
    Saint James July 10, 2010 at 12:41 pm #

    “Unlike in Alice in Wonderland,’ simply saying something is so does not make it so.” –Judge Land

  11. avatar
    Saint James July 10, 2010 at 12:41 pm #

    “the document “cannot be verified as genuine, and should be presumed fraudulent.”-Judge Land

  12. avatar
    Saint James July 10, 2010 at 12:42 pm #

    “plaintiff unashamedly alleges that defendant has the burden to prove his natural born’ status.”-Judge Land

  13. avatar
    aarrgghh July 10, 2010 at 2:12 pm #

    now, alan keyes, you’ve been patient letting me get through all that, but what more do you need to be convinced? keyes: some evidence.

  14. avatar
    J. Edward Tremlett July 10, 2010 at 2:31 pm #

    Bovril: JustCause I can…….mine entry in the form as a HaikuSad Birfer OrlySanction No Let ME FEEENISHSpider Eyes Weep Hate

    “Spider Eyes Weep Hate” – that is pure poetry, man. Well done.

  15. avatar
    Saint James July 10, 2010 at 2:35 pm #

    aarrgghh: now, alan keyes, you’ve been patient letting me get through all that, but what more do you need to be convinced? keyes: some evidence.

    LOL….I remember that! I still laugh when I visit this video on youtube….here….at 3:39 mark…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdar1-2oXFE

  16. avatar
    dp July 10, 2010 at 3:17 pm #

    “It’s going to have to be treason, treason, treason, and then more treason…treason spoken from the rooftops every single day.” Walter Fitzpatrick

    When simple lunacy isn’t enough, call Walter. He’s your man.

  17. avatar
    Majority Will July 10, 2010 at 9:33 pm #

    O.K. So binary code is out. I’m just disappointed no one got it.

  18. avatar
    misha July 10, 2010 at 11:45 pm #

    Majority Will: O.K. So binary code is out. I’m just disappointed no one got it.

    I knew it was binary, but my code reading is rusty.

    So, you want to tell us what it is?

  19. avatar
    Saint James July 11, 2010 at 1:53 am #

    “Many people are fascinated by which Orly portrays herself as a victim of others, when she is at best a victim of her own creation” – NBC

    http://nativeborncitizen.wordpress.com/

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    Majority Will July 11, 2010 at 4:49 am #

    misha: 0100111101100010011000010110110101100001001001110111001100
    1000000100100001100001011101110110000101101001011010010110
    00010110111000111111

    Obama’s Hawaiian?

  21. avatar
    obsolete July 11, 2010 at 4:52 am #

    A new classic spoken repeatedly by the judge to Fitz:

    You need to be real quiet!

  22. avatar
    misha July 11, 2010 at 5:07 am #

    Majority Will: Obama’s Hawaiian?

    (bada-bing)

  23. avatar
    Majority Will July 11, 2010 at 5:15 am #

    misha: rimshot

    It’s 138 0s and 1s. I was going for the technical.

    Thanks for the rim shot!

  24. avatar
    SluggoJD July 11, 2010 at 6:11 am #

    Poor Lucas Smith – the Virgin Mary floated him over to Kenya to get Obama’s BC, but she won’t help him turn the electricity back on!

  25. avatar
    Majority Will July 11, 2010 at 6:25 am #

    SluggoJD: Poor Lucas Smith – the Virgin Mary floated him over to Kenya to get Obama’s BC, but she won’t help him turn the electricity back on!

    SluggoJD FTW ! !

  26. avatar
    nc1 July 11, 2010 at 1:42 pm #

    I inhaled frequently, that was the point – Barack Obama.

  27. avatar
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (Bob Ross) July 11, 2010 at 1:49 pm #

    nc1: I inhaled frequently, that was the point – Barack Obama.

    Yeah in his early twenties. What is your point NC?

  28. avatar
    misha July 11, 2010 at 2:38 pm #

    nc1: I inhaled frequently, that was the point – Barack Obama.

    Bush has a misdemeanor conviction: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushdui1.html

    [Alternate URL, Doc]

    Also, God told me to invade Iraq.

    Remember, during Bush’s first term, he had bruises all over his face. He said he choked on a pretzel. Nonsense – he was drunk.

  29. avatar
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (Bob Ross) July 11, 2010 at 2:43 pm #

    misha:
    Bush has a misdemeanor conviction: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushdui1.htmlAlso,God told me to invade Iraq.Remember, during Bush’s first term, he had bruises all over his face. He said he choked on a pretzel. Nonsense – he was drunk.

    Not only that but Bush has frequently refused to answer questions about his drug use during the 80s

  30. avatar
    Saint James July 11, 2010 at 2:54 pm #

    nc1: I inhaled frequently, that was the point – Barack Obama.

    Hey, for graduating magna cum laude at Harvard, I’ll take whatever he inhaled! LOL

  31. avatar
    katahdin July 11, 2010 at 6:40 pm #

    Saint James: Hey, for graduating magna cum laude at Harvard, I’ll take whatever he inhaled! LOL

    Well, after all, Barack Obama could afford to kill a few brain cells. He still has plenty left over.

  32. avatar
    misha July 11, 2010 at 6:42 pm #

    katahdin: Well, after all, Barack Obama could afford to kill a few brain cells. He still has plenty left over.

    Unlike Shrub and Palin.

  33. avatar
    Sef July 11, 2010 at 6:47 pm #

    katahdin:
    Well, after all, Barack Obama could afford to kill a few brain cells. He still has plenty left over.

    And they appear to be interconnected, unlike Shrub & Sister Sarah.

  34. avatar
    misha July 11, 2010 at 6:58 pm #

    Here’s what we think of Palin:

    http://gawker.com/5441576/why-do-the-jews-hate-sarah-palin-so-much

  35. avatar
    Saint James July 12, 2010 at 12:51 am #

    Judge Clay Land criticizing Taitz stating that her previous court filing was “breathtaking in its arrogance and borders on delusional.”

  36. avatar
    Saint James July 12, 2010 at 12:59 am #

    When a lawyer abuses her privilege to practice law, that lawyer ceases to advance her cause or the ends of justice. – Judge Land to Taitz

  37. avatar
    aarrgghh July 12, 2010 at 2:42 am #

    utterly confusing, consists of illegible handwritten notations, and is incomprehensible. [dismissal order, roy v obama]

  38. avatar
    aarrgghh July 12, 2010 at 2:55 am #

    i’ll tell you, in all my years in law enforcement, a black man always needed more identification then anyone else. — “gordon”

  39. avatar
    Saint James July 12, 2010 at 2:56 am #

    THE COURT: “NO, MS. TAITZ, WE’RE NOT ON THE SAME PAGE!”.

  40. avatar
    aarrgghh July 12, 2010 at 3:02 am #

    the court may have already met this entire group of voters at the hearings on this matter. [dismissal order, keyes v obama]

  41. avatar
    nc1 July 12, 2010 at 3:39 am #

    Where is the Birth Certifictate? – Billboards sponsored by WND

  42. avatar
    Saint James July 12, 2010 at 3:44 am #

    nc1: Where is the Birth Certifictate? – Billboards sponsored by WND

    “Lucas Smith floated in air to get the birth certificate in Mombasa!”- nc1

  43. avatar
    Saint James July 12, 2010 at 3:52 am #

    “This Court is not willing to go tilting at windmills with her.”- Judge Royce Lamberth

  44. avatar
    Saint James July 12, 2010 at 3:59 am #

    “as far as the Court is aware — she was not elected president nor could she be because she is not a natural born citizen herself.”

  45. avatar
    Saint James July 12, 2010 at 4:21 am #

    MS. TAITZ: MAY I RESPOND, YOUR HONOR? YOUR HONOR, MAY I RESPOND TO THIS?
    JUDGE GLASS: NO. I’VE RULED. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  46. avatar
    Sef July 12, 2010 at 9:06 am #

    “If you hadn’t used the same email address, I would never have known.” — Dr. C.

  47. avatar
    misha July 12, 2010 at 8:22 pm #

    nc1: Where is the Birth Certifictate?

    Where is the asylum?

  48. avatar
    Majority Will July 12, 2010 at 9:05 pm #

    misha:
    Where is the asylum?

    Orange County?

  49. avatar
    richCares July 12, 2010 at 9:18 pm #

    nc1: Where is the Birth Certifictate?
    .
    You can view a copy at factcheck or you can see the original at Obama’s Chicago Office. But we know you won’t go to see it, that woud end your mumbling wouldn’t it?

  50. avatar
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (Bob Ross) July 13, 2010 at 8:58 am #

    richCares: nc1: Where is the Birth Certifictate?.You can view a copy at factcheck or you can see the original at Obama’s Chicago Office. But we know you won’t go to see it, that woud end your mumbling wouldn’t it?

    Okay how about where’s the beef?

  51. avatar
    aarrgghh July 13, 2010 at 6:35 pm #

    he could have simply put all this to rest by producing his birth certificate.

  52. avatar
    PetJake July 14, 2010 at 1:06 am #

    FACTCHECK’S FUNDER IS THE ANNENBERG FOUNDATUION AND THEY WERE OBAMAS BIGGEST CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTOR. BESIDES THERE UIS NO BODY IN FACTCHECK WITH ANY EXPERTISE IN DOCUMENT

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    misha July 14, 2010 at 1:22 am #

    PetJake: FACTCHECK’S FUNDER IS THE ANNENBERG FOUNDATUION AND THEY WERE OBAMAS BIGGEST CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTOR. BESIDES THERE UIS NO BODY IN FACTCHECK WITH ANY EXPERTISE IN DOCUMENT

    PetJake: I notice you use ALL CAPS to make your POINT. Also, you should learn to SPELL. The Annenberg Foundation is run by a REPUBLICAN, and would not contribute to a DEMOCRAT.

    CHILL, dude. Take some XANAX. And lay off the COFFEE.

  54. avatar
    Keith July 14, 2010 at 2:54 am #

    aarrgghh: he could have simply put all this to rest by producing his birth certificate.

    He has done that. Please go get some rest now.

  55. avatar
    PetJake July 14, 2010 at 6:46 am #

    Sorry about the caps and the spelling errors, but I’m fighting a nasty virus this week and that was all the strength I could muster at the time.

    I’m also in a Twitter thread by mistake. But, since I’m here, I’ll throw in mine:

    ==================

    There’s not a single shred of physical evidence – independently, objectively, and credibly authenticated – proving Obama was born in Hawaii

  56. avatar
    PetJake July 14, 2010 at 6:47 am #

    There’s not a single shred of physical evidence – independently, objectively, and credibly authenticated – proving Obama was born in Hawaii

  57. avatar
    misha July 14, 2010 at 7:07 am #

    PetJake: There’s not a single shred of physical evidence – independently, objectively, and credibly authenticated – proving Obama was born in Hawaii

    If you want to bolster your argument, here is a legal scholar who can back you up.

  58. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy July 14, 2010 at 7:58 am #

    PetJake: There’s not a single shred of physical evidence – independently, objectively, and credibly authenticated – proving Obama was born in Hawaii

    That works as a tweet, but not as a fact. What are you looking for, a bloody sheet, a fingerprint on the operating table? In this country we use birth certificates as proof of the facts of birth. The fact of Obama’s birth has been independently and objective and credibly verified by the Hawaii Department of Health. Add to that contemporary newspaper announcements in two Honolulu newspapers. Asking for more than that is frivolous.

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    Dr. Conspiracy July 14, 2010 at 8:12 am #

    PetJake: FACTCHECK’S FUNDER IS THE ANNENBERG FOUNDATUION AND THEY WERE OBAMAS BIGGEST CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTOR. BESIDES THERE UIS NO BODY IN FACTCHECK WITH ANY EXPERTISE IN DOCUMENT

    Only that’s not true. The Annenberg Foundation itself is a charitable organization and doesn’t make political contributions of any kind. Mrs. Annenberg herself contributed to McCain and the Republican party exclusively. You can go to fec.gov and search for Annenberg (the name is uncommon so you can easily find it) and see exactly who gave to what.

    FactCheck.org didn’t send document examiners, they sent journalists. What their piece proves is that the COLB is a physical object (not just a digital construct) and that it has a certificate number, a raised seal and a stamp on it.

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    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (Bob Ross) July 14, 2010 at 9:58 am #

    PetJake: Sorry about the caps and the spelling errors, but I’m fighting a nasty virus this week and that was all the strength I could muster at the time.I’m also in a Twitter thread by mistake. But, since I’m here, I’ll throw in mine:==================There’s not a single shred of physical evidence – independently, objectively, and credibly authenticated – proving Obama was born in Hawaii

    You could say the same thing about all the other previous presidents except Obama has provided more proof than his predecessors.

  61. avatar
    Dave July 14, 2010 at 11:09 am #

    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (Bob Ross):
    You could say the same thing about all the other previous presidents except Obama has provided more proof than his predecessors.

    You could — and yet the birthers never do. There is only one President whose birthplace they question, and they never say why.

  62. avatar
    misha July 14, 2010 at 3:33 pm #

    Dave: There is only one President whose birthplace they question, and they never say why.

    No white man had to show his birth certificate. George Romney ran for prez – who was born in Mexico to a polygamist father.

    No one raised a ruckus. Of course, he’s white.

    Barry Goldwater (R) was born outside the United States, in the Arizona Territory, before Arizona was a state. He ran against Johnson.

  63. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy July 14, 2010 at 4:38 pm #

    misha: Barry Goldwater (R) was born outside the United States, in the Arizona Territory, before Arizona was a state. He ran against Johnson.

    Vice President Curtis was also born in US Territory. Based on my reading, there is not any problem for someone born in a US Territory that BECOMES a State.

    http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2008/12/little-known-natural-born-citizens/

  64. avatar
    Sef July 14, 2010 at 4:48 pm #

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Vice President Curtis was also born in US Territory. Based on my reading, there is not any problem for someone born in a US Territory that BECOMES a State.http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2008/12/little-known-natural-born-citizens/

    In addition, if a person is born an alien & lives in a territory which later becomes a state & also becomes a citizen of the U.S. (naturalization) then that person is eligible for POTUS after the territory is admitted to the Union. So, if Arnold wants to run he should move to Puerto Rico (probably the next area which might become a state). After PR is admitted Arnold is eligible.

  65. avatar
    Keith July 14, 2010 at 6:47 pm #

    Sef: In addition, if a person is born an alien & lives in a territory which later becomes a state & also becomes a citizen of the U.S. (naturalization) then that person is eligible for POTUS after the territory is admitted to the Union. So, if Arnold wants to run he should move to Puerto Rico (probably the next area which might become a state). After PR is admitted Arnold is eligible.

    I wasn’t aware the Arnold was born in Puerto Rico. Are you trying to imply that he wourld conspire with the authorities there to obtain false documentation?

  66. avatar
    Sef July 14, 2010 at 7:16 pm #

    The relevant Constitution clause:

    “No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at
    the time of the Adoption of this Constitution”

    If PR is admitted to the Union any citizen of PR & the US at the time of admission would meet this eligibility clause. The grandfather clause says NOTHING about NBC.

  67. avatar
    Bovril July 15, 2010 at 2:08 am #

    Can we return to the Tweets Contest now,,,?