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Cao trial scheduled for Tuesday

Theresa Cao was arrested for disrupting Congress when she shouted “except Obama, except Obama, help us Jesus” as the section on Presidential Eligibility was being read from the floor.

Cao asserts that the First Amendment gives her the right to disrupt Congress. The trial is slated to start at 9:30, Judge Marisa J. Demeo presiding.

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50 Responses to Cao trial scheduled for Tuesday

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    G February 4, 2011 at 11:10 pm #

    Cao is a religious nutbag and starved for attention. She obviously has way too much free time on her hands, since it appears she spends most of her time hanging around D.C. protesting.

    What I don’t understand is how she can afford to do that all the time… who pays for her housing & bills?

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    Majority Will February 4, 2011 at 11:16 pm #

    Where there’s Cao, there’s going to be bullsh!t.

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    Slartibartfast February 4, 2011 at 11:30 pm #

    Doc,

    You have a dental appointment? I hope you don’t show up to find Orly huffing nitrous and singing this

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    KenyanBornObamAcorn February 4, 2011 at 11:32 pm #

    Do you ever [Obscene language deleted. Doc.] STOP? Theresa Cao is my friend and you’ve seen what happens when you mess with my friends. I have MUCH MORE info on you and I will make sure that Orly gets it. Stop harassing people and find something else to do with you time!

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    Majority Will February 4, 2011 at 11:47 pm #

    Slartibartfast: Doc,You have a dental appointment?I hope you don’t show up to find Orly huffing nitrous and singing this

    Or a dentist who repeatedly asks, “Is it safe?”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5Qk-jB0D4

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    US Citizen February 5, 2011 at 12:19 am #

    If given the choice between Little Shop of Horror’s dentist, the Nazi in Marathon man and Orly… I’d have to go with either of the former.
    I know what the dental chair saw….

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    Dr. Conspiracy February 5, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    KenyanBornObamAcorn: Do you ever [Obscene language deleted. Doc.] STOP? Theresa Cao is my friend and you’ve seen what happens when you mess with my friends. I have MUCH MORE info on you and I will make sure that Orly gets it. Stop harassing people and find something else to do with you time!

    I do not understand what has upset you. This is a straight-up news article. It is not “messing with” your friend. In fact, is presents her side of the issue. I really do have dental appointment next week.

    So what information are you going to release about me? What church I sing in the choir of? How much money I give to charity? The awards I have received for community service? Orly has had my name for two years. You have done nothing.

    I know who you are, and if you defame me in public with false information, you will find yourself on the other end of a federal lawsuit for libel. I’m not afraid of the truth.

    I suggest you try to get your anger under control.

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    Majority Will February 5, 2011 at 10:57 am #

    I would not be surprised if KBOA attempts suicide as cry for help.

    This disturbed birther needs immediate help.

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    obsolete February 5, 2011 at 11:00 am #

    KenyanBornObamAcorn is probably mailing white powder as we speak to any newspapers that dare report on the idiot birther who disrupted Congress. This is the new birther tactic- if no one is allowed to report on their failures, have they really failed???
    Censorship is the birther style.

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    misha February 5, 2011 at 11:10 am #

    Majority Will: Or a dentist who repeatedly asks, “Is it safe?”

    “It’s so safe, you wouldn’t believe it.”

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    misha February 5, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    KenyanBornObamAcorn: I have MUCH MORE info on you and I will make sure that Orly gets it.

    Go right ahead. Orly is a standard issue refusenik, shande, third rate dentist, and fifth rate lawyer.

    A refusenik from Romania is in Tel Aviv, and a man proposes. She tells him she wants to talk to her rabbi first. She tells the rabbi when she declared her intention to emigrate to Israel, she was fired from her job, and so shoplifted and was a streetwalker for money. Finally, the authorities had enough, and let her leave.

    The rabbi says, “well, you’re here now, a man has proposed, and you’re starting over. Mazel Tov.”

    She says, “there’s one problem.” The rabbi replies, “problem? How should there be a problem?”

    “What should I tell my fiancé?”

    The rabbi says, “tell him everything, but don’t tell him you’re Romanian.”

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    misha February 5, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    KenyanBornObamAcorn: Theresa Cao is my friend

    Arthur: Can I get her number? Wing-wearing crazy ladies, clad all in white, are wicked hot! I’ve always wanted to break a few commandments with a Jesus freak.

    I’m Jewish, and I’ve always wanted to get it on with a Jesus freak.

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    Bovril February 5, 2011 at 12:12 pm #

    Lies and threats from KBOA, how tediously obvious and pretending it has friends…..how sweet yet how delusional.

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    GeorgetownJD February 5, 2011 at 12:23 pm #

    KenyanBornObamAcorn: I have MUCH MORE info on you and I will make sure that Orly gets it. Stop harassing people and find something else to do with you time!

    Your time would be more productively spent cleaning out your safe deposit box before DHS gets to it. You wouldn’t want your assets seized to fund the New World Order would you?

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    Sef February 5, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

    KenyanBornObamAcorn: Do you ever [Obscene language deleted. Doc.] STOP? Theresa Cao is my friend and you’ve seen what happens when you mess with my friends. I have MUCH MORE info on you and I will make sure that Orly gets it. Stop harassing people and find something else to do with you time!

    I’m gonna tell! I’m gonna tell! I’m gonna tell!

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    G February 5, 2011 at 1:00 pm #

    KenyanBornObamAcorn: Do you ever [Obscene language deleted. Doc.] STOP? Theresa Cao is my friend and you’ve seen what happens when you mess with my friends. I have MUCH MORE info on you and I will make sure that Orly gets it. Stop harassing people and find something else to do with you time!

    Here’s a hint, you think-skinned whiner: Don’t get arrested or do dumb things in public and you won’t be reported on. I swear, with your poor judgement and inability to see how in the wrong you always are, you birthers have the sensibilities of Darwin Awards candidates in the making!

    You and your crowd act like spoiled children, crying when your hands are caught in the cookie jar. Learn to take some self-responsibility for your own poor choices and words and grow up. Folks like Cao and Orly are rightly reaping what they’ve sowed.

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    Reality Check February 5, 2011 at 2:08 pm #

    KenyanBornObamAcorn: Do you ever [Obscene language deleted. Doc.] STOP? Theresa Cao is my friend

    I only want to know if she wears her angel wings around the house or just in public?

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    misha February 5, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    Reality Check: I only want to know if she wears her angel wings around the house or just in public?

    I want to know if she wears her angel wings in the shower.

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    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (Bob Ross) February 5, 2011 at 2:13 pm #

    KenyanBornObamAcorn: Do you ever [Obscene language deleted. Doc.] STOP? Theresa Cao is my friend and you’ve seen what happens when you mess with my friends. I have MUCH MORE info on you and I will make sure that Orly gets it. Stop harassing people and find something else to do with you time!

    WAHHHHHH do you guys go to the same psychiatrist together? If you don’t want stuff reported as news don’t do stupid stuff in public to make a spectacle of yourselves.

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    Sef February 5, 2011 at 2:15 pm #

    Anyone want to lay any odds on whether Theresa will do something in court for the judge to find her in contempt?

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    misha February 5, 2011 at 2:18 pm #

    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (Bob Ross): make a spectacle of yourselves

    Did you hear about the optician who backed into his lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself.

    Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

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    misha February 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm #

    Sef: Anyone want to lay any odds on whether Theresa will do something in court for the judge to find her in contempt?

    She will.

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    Majority Will February 5, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

    Sef: Anyone want to lay any odds on whether Theresa will do something in court for the judge to find her in contempt?

    even odds

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    US Citizen February 5, 2011 at 3:26 pm #

    If she mouths off to the judge, she’ll stay in jail longer.
    Perhaps even until the Caos come home.

    KBOA, you know it’s not too late to get a dog.
    They make excellent friends and rarely upset Washington.
    Oh well, just a suggestion.

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    Sef February 5, 2011 at 3:31 pm #

    US Citizen: If she mouths off to the judge, she’ll stay in jail longer.
    Perhaps even until the Caos come home.
    KBOA, you know it’s not too late to get a dog.
    They make excellent friends and rarely upset Washington.
    Oh well, just a suggestion.

    So, KBOA, you should let your friend know that she should keep her trap shut.

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    misha February 5, 2011 at 3:44 pm #

    US Citizen: KBOA, you know it’s not too late to get a dog.
    They make excellent friends and rarely upset Washington.

    “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.”

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    Sean February 5, 2011 at 4:34 pm #

    KenyanBornObamAcorn: Do you ever [Obscene language deleted. Doc.] STOP? Theresa Cao is my friend and you’ve seen what happens when you mess with my friends. I have MUCH MORE info on you and I will make sure that Orly gets it. Stop harassing people and find something else to do with you time!

    KBOA, I gave Wikileaks photos of you scratching your butt. Pray I don’t give them more.

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    Sean February 5, 2011 at 4:38 pm #

    misha: I’m Jewish, and I’ve always wanted to get it on with a Jesus freak.

    First date and she’s your’s.

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    US Citizen February 5, 2011 at 7:22 pm #

    “Theresa Cao is my friend and you’ve seen what happens when you mess with my friends.”

    No.. actually I haven’t seen what happens. Can you show me?
    Do you make them wear little white angel wings?
    Or maybe a dog collar and you wear fishnets and have a riding crop?
    Will I be forced to bark?
    Please! Let me know.
    I’m excited to find out what you have in store, but please don’t tell Orly.
    If she has my name, I don’t know what will happen.
    She might…oh God no… she might MISSPELL it!

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    misha February 5, 2011 at 7:36 pm #

    US Citizen: Or maybe a dog collar and you wear fishnets and have a riding crop?
    Will I be forced to bark?

    And now my dear, I shall teach you discipline.

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    Dr. Conspiracy February 5, 2011 at 8:09 pm #

    US Citizen: If she mouths off to the judge, she’ll stay in jail longer.

    Jail? It’s just a misdemeanor.

    US Citizen: No.. actually I haven’t seen what happens. Can you show me?

    KBOA is banned at this site, and won’t be able to reply to you.

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    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (Bob Ross) February 5, 2011 at 8:36 pm #

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Jail? It’s just a misdemeanor.
    KBOA is banned at this site, and won’t be able to reply to you.

    So does this mean she’s headed over to NBCs site or one of the others like Caaflog to complain about how she was banned over here and at fogbow

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    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (Bob Ross) February 5, 2011 at 8:47 pm #

    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (Bob Ross):
    So does this mean she’s headed over to NBCs site or one of the others like Caaflog to complain about how she was banned over here and at fogbow

    Nevermind it looks like she’s complaining over at Bill Bowman’s examiner
    http://www.examiner.com/birther-movement-in-national/orly-taitz-is-building-an-enemies-list-1?page=2

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    US Citizen February 5, 2011 at 9:01 pm #

    The original charge is a misdemeanor. 😉
    What she does in the courtroom might be felonious.
    Never know with that angel wing wearing crowd. 😉

    Good to know KBOA has been silenced.
    I’ll put away my pointy stick (unless my master has other wishes.) 😉

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    Sef February 5, 2011 at 10:33 pm #

    US Citizen: The original charge is a misdemeanor.
    What she does in the courtroom might be felonious.
    Never know with that angel wing wearing crowd.
    Good to know KBOA has been silenced.
    I’ll put away my pointy stick (unless my master has other wishes.)

    Maybe she’ll be like Fitzy and parlay a misdemeanor into some real jail time.

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    GeorgetownJD February 5, 2011 at 11:16 pm #

    If only she manage to keep it zipped she can probably walk out of the courtroom with a suspended sentence.

    I’m in for even odds, but only because she will have counsel present to give her a little kick under the table if she starts to speak.

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    sarina February 6, 2011 at 12:26 am #

    Why birthers get upset when you hit the nail on the head?
    Doc, don’t worry you hit the nail on the head reeaally hard debunking all their lies with FACTS!

    They hate the truth they are just sore losers. They don’t have any evidence against Obama’s eligibility besides all the lawsuits have been dumped, that’s why they’re mad.

    After 2 yrs they haven’t found ANYTHING, just fakes, lies and pseudolaws and they are even trying to re-write the Constitution! They just want to live a lie!

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    Keith February 6, 2011 at 2:36 am #

    misha: And now my dear, I shall teach you discipline.

    Don’t dream it; be it.

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    US Citizen February 6, 2011 at 2:44 am #

    sarina: They just want to live a lie!

    Consider if they had lived that lie:
    http://citizenwells.wordpress.com/2008/08/29/mccain-picks-sarah-palin-alaska-governor-palin-vice-president/#comments

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    Stanislaw February 6, 2011 at 3:13 am #

    Sef: Anyone want to lay any odds on whether Theresa will do something in court for the judge to find her in contempt?

    The odds are even that she’ll be found in contempt, but the real money is in whether the judge will order her to undergo a mental evaluation (hint: he will).

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    Scientist February 6, 2011 at 7:13 am #

    Apparently they moved the trial up. I have exclusive video of the proceedings

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLplQWB2S_8

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    E. Glenn harcsar February 6, 2011 at 8:00 am #

    Hey dr C

    Back in the college haze protesting for our university’s divestment of interests doing business with pre-post apartheid rsa, getting before a judge was a tactic to bring light to an issue. Amy Carter stood for Brown, if I recall. Should/can cao be lakin’ed in a civil court? I.e. civil as in not disruptive, and civil where she has standing to mount a defense, even if later she is found guilty.

    I mean it didn’t work out too good for us, what with the eventual round up and fire hose clean up with barely a mention from Renee Poissant, but…

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    Dr. Conspiracy February 6, 2011 at 8:36 am #

    E. Glenn harcsar: Should/can cao be lakin’ed in a civil court? I.e. civil as in not disruptive, and civil where she has standing to mount a defense, even if later she is found guilty.

    I don’t see how Cao could mount a defense arguing that Obama was ineligible. If she had started singing “God bless America” she would still have been guilty of disruption.

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    E. Glenn harcsar February 6, 2011 at 9:41 am #

    Hmm.. Good point. Legal is as legal does. At least she has a chance to touch the noosphere. Happy super bowl.

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    Tarrant February 6, 2011 at 6:00 pm #

    You don’t generally gain standing in a civil case by committing a crime. After Lakin’s detention, some birthers cheered saying “Now he gas standing!” That didn’t work out well for them. As soon as Cao was arrested, same thing – threads on Free Republic said “Now she’ll get the records!” When Orly was sanctioned for frivolity, she tried to request Obama’s birth certificate as a defense.

    It doesn’t work that way. You don’t gain something you don’t have access to by committing a crime trying to get it. Consider these examples:

    1. I’m arrested and convicted attempting to steal $1,000,000 from a bank. Does the bank suddenly owe me $1,000,000 now that I’ve been convicted of stealing it?

    2. I break into my neighbor’s home and computer trying to access their email because I think they’re cheating at my weekly poker game. He catches me and I’m arrested. I sue for the emails due to the arrest. Again, doesn’t work that way.

    There were people that worked for a government subcontractor convicted of trying to access Obama’s passport records. As part of the conviction they didn’t get the records.

    It just doesn’t work that way. If it did, the quickest path to $10,000,000,000 would be to get caught trying to steal it.

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    kimba February 6, 2011 at 7:42 pm #

    I wonder if Terry and Tracy were so in favor of anyone being able to disrupt Congress anytime they liked when it was the Code Pink ladies doing the disrupting? IOKIYARWNJ.

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    US Citizen February 6, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    kimba: I wonder if Terry and Tracy were so in favor of anyone being able to disrupt Congress anytime they liked when it was the Code Pink ladies doing the disrupting? IOKIYARWNJ.

    That’s different.
    This woman believes she’s on a mission from God.
    She is Holy Cao. (ok.. get out the pointy sticks)

  48. avatar
    Daniel February 7, 2011 at 2:46 am #

    Dr. Conspiracy:

    KBOA is banned at this site, and won’t be able to reply to you.

    But I’ll bet he’s just vibrating with rage as he reads it. lol

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    The Magic M February 7, 2011 at 3:27 am #

    > You don’t gain something you don’t have access to by committing a crime trying to get it.

    Or, to be more precise, you don’t get access to something if this wouldn’t affect the essence of the crime you commit trying to get.
    If you break into your neighbour’s house, it remains a crime even if the reason is “legitimate” (i.e. you did it to prove your neighbour committed a crime against you).

    The birthers’ misunderstanding of this basic issue is typical for people with querulatory disorder. They believe that if they’ve lost a trial and the appeal, they can have a do-over if they succeed in getting another court look at the same matter again, e.g. by suing their lawyer or by accusing the judge of corruption (in their mind, they get to defend themselves by having the initial decision revisited to determine if it was correct).
    I’ve seen this many times over (in my home country), never worked.

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    Dr. Conspiracy February 9, 2011 at 1:18 pm #

    Cao is changing lawyers, and her new status hearing is scheduled for March 15. Details at the Oh, For Goodness Sake blog.