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Doc answers the spammers

This has nothing to do with Obama conspiracy theories; it has to do with the 42,000 comments left here by spammers, most, thankfully, filtered out by software.

Attached to this article I’m going to post actual spam comments (with the URLs removed) and answer them!

Non-spam comments are closed on this article.

36 Responses to Doc answers the spammers

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    [Should I re-think my position that all spammers should be shot? Doc]

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    [Your random comment generator needs work. Doc]

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