The best part of blogging is coming up with titles for the articles. A recent story at the Post & Email blog gives 12 steps for indicting President Obama. Two US Attorneys General have determined that a sitting president cannot be indicted; that would violate the separation of powers doctrine in the Constitution. However, the law never bothered birthers before.
Here are the indictment steps, with my snarking comments in bold face type. You can leave your own snarking comments too!
- Advertise and promote the Fact that you are forming a Grand Jury to investigate government corruption in Blogs, Local Newspapers and Community Organizations. The FIRST step is to get your PayPal account set up to accept contributions.
- Form the Grand Jury and select a Foreman. An essential qualification for a grand jury is that it represent a cross section of the community. If you advertise for grand jury members, won’t it just be comprised of nut cases? Normal people wouldn’t be willing to come within a mile of it. And you don’t think the word “impartial” belongs in there somewhere?
- Select a Private Attorney General to make Presentments to Grand Jury, if local DA refuses to make presentments. You can be sure that if you couldn’t persuade the DA to convene a real grand jury, there is no chance in hell that he would come within a mile of your illegitimate grand jury.
- Select a convenient Meeting Place. Preferably a concrete-reinforced, lead-lined room to keep Obama’s thugs from getting wind of the activity. Oh, yeah, you advertised. Never mind.
- Communicate with all Citizens who have criminal information to present. You say you want criminals?
- Schedule presentments by said Citizens. Be sure that those citizens present their original long-form birth certificates with the name of the attending physician, address of mother and father, birthplace of mother and father, state file number, time of birth and signatures of witnesses.
- Subpoena documents from Government Offices and Officials. Since you don’t have a real grand jury, no one is going to recognize your not real subpoenas. Of course, you could make your own Government Offices and Officials and subpoena them!
- Schedule presentment of said Documents to Grand Jury by Grand Jury Attorney General. Is that something like a “grand inquisitor” or maybe a “grand dragon”? An real attorney general represents the people, not a private theater group.
- Have Grand Jury Attorney General present said Documents to Grand Jury. Of course, since you have no real subpoenas, you won’t have any real documents. Why don’t you write a few manifestos and submit them?
- After investigation and deliberation is completed, vote and issue a True Bill (Indictment) or No True Bill. Awww come on. You know it will be a true bill before you start, since you only select people who believe this conspiracy crap.
- Announce all Indictments to the Press. Ah, here we see the real purpose of this charade, publicity. Keep those PayPal buttons clicking.
- Serve the Indictment on the Judiciary for the Issuance of Arrest Warrants. You’re lucky if you don’t get arrested yourself. There’s gotta be some law about impersonating a government official.