Here are the rules:
- The Haiku must consist of three lines containing 5, 7 and 5 syllables respectively.
- Some idea in the poem must suggest a season of the year.
- The poem must relate to some conspiracy theory about Barack Obama or presidential eligibility.
- All entries should be left as comments to this article.
- The winner will be selected through a viewer poll.
- Contest closes at midnight May 23.
Obama in chains Frog marched out of the White House It's April Fools' Day