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White House counsel bails; flees to the private sector

Crusading birther dentist and erstwhile attorney Orly Taitz speculates that her pending lawsuit against the Social Security Administration has the White House in a panic, and that this may be the reason White House counsel Robert Bauer suddenly announced that he was leaving for the private sector. [Link to Taitz website]

Taitz also reports that Bauer’s new new job will be assisting with the 2012 Obama campaign. [Link to Taitz website]

You can’t make this stuff up. 😯

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29 Responses to White House counsel bails; flees to the private sector

  1. avatar
    Tarrant June 3, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    Of course, Orly may say that, but over in World Net Daily land, they, along with Jerome Corsi, are taking credit for his departure, saying that “Where’s the Birth Certificate” has been so explosive that he went, yes, running scared (and oh yeah, buy their book).

    Every birther is taking credit for this, despite the fact that if he really was “running away” he chose the worst possible place – RUNNING THE REELECTION.

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    richCares June 3, 2011 at 7:20 pm #

    actually this shows the genius of Corsi’s abilities to find OMG moments for paypal pushes, wnd readers are easy to mislead and the when story is shown to be false Corsi initiates another one, easily distracting them. Birthers have poor retention abilities, so telling false stories has no really bad effect on his audience. Amazing! Corsi is well known for 2 things:
    …..1. phrase “any day now”
    …..2. getting paypal pushes

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    Dave June 3, 2011 at 8:02 pm #

    The other good part is Taitz’s claim that the proximate cause of Bauer’s resignation was an order from the judge which she descibes as “not dismissing” her lawsuit. She proudly posts this order, which in fact makes no ruling on any dismissal motion — it’s a scheduling order. She thinks Bauer panicked because of a scheduling order.

    She hasn’t been this entertaining in a while.

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    Dr. Conspiracy June 3, 2011 at 8:48 pm #

    Dave: She hasn’t been this entertaining in a while.

    I owe Orly a lot. When there was no news, she kept this blog going by giving me something sensational to talk about.

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    GeorgetownJD June 3, 2011 at 9:25 pm #

    Dr. Conspiracy: I owe Orly a lot. When there was no news, she kept this blog going by giving me something sensational to talk about.

    She’s like the gift that keeps on giving. Of course, it’s a gag gift like the one you get in a white elephant gift exchange.

  6. avatar
    Majority Will June 3, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    GeorgetownJD: She’s like the gift that keeps on giving.Of course, it’s a gag gift like the one you get in a white elephant gift exchange.

    Or an STD.

  7. avatar
    Thrifty June 3, 2011 at 10:06 pm #

    I literally LOL’d.

  8. avatar
    SueDB June 4, 2011 at 10:53 am #

    Majority Will: Or an STD.

    The word “regifted” was invented for this kinda thing…

  9. avatar
    SueDB June 4, 2011 at 10:54 am #

    I feel like I need to shower every time I go by that site…

  10. avatar
    Majority Will June 4, 2011 at 11:08 am #

    SueDB:
    I feel like I need to shower every time I go by that site…

    I think of the rigorous cleaning procedure in the 1971 film, The Andromeda Strain.

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    Majority Will June 4, 2011 at 11:11 am #

    SueDB: The word “regifted” was invented for this kinda thing…

    Tru dat. Did CEL III not get the memo? πŸ˜›

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    richCares June 4, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    Orly’s fraudulent SSN story is still a big hit with Orly’s fans. A young teen Obama got a SSN to work at Baskin Robins, he used that same SSN for draft registration and on all of his many IRS tax filings. Orly tells us that the little teen used fraud to get his SSN, when it was much easier to legally get one. Though Social Security and IRS have no problems with it, Orly, like a silly goose, cries fraud. Then Susan Daniels chimes in with Obama used it “…to hide his identity”, Right, that why he used his own name all these years, he’s probably hiding the fact that he is Jor-El’s son.
    No wonder they started calling morons “maroons”!

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    JoZeppy June 4, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

    Dave: The other good part is Taitz’s claim that the proximate cause of Bauer’s resignation was an order from the judge which she descibes as “not dismissing” her lawsuit. She proudly posts this order, which in fact makes no ruling on any dismissal motion — it’s a scheduling order. She thinks Bauer panicked because of a scheduling order.She hasn’t been this entertaining in a while.

    Gee….why does this all sound so familiar?

    Oh yeah…..the last time Orly said a scheduling order was proof there was going to be a trial, only to have her suit dismissed.

    I guess not only is she a terrible attorney, she doesn’t learn from her past errors.

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    Tarrant June 4, 2011 at 12:54 pm #

    Moreover, she insists the scheduling order allows her to proceed to discovery and start issuing subpoenas. Sometimes I wonder if she really is that clueless in law or if she just wants to believe it so badly that it just sort of becomes true in her mind.

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    Joey June 4, 2011 at 12:57 pm #

    The birthers over at freerepublic.com are all excited that Judge Royce C. Lamberth (who previously dismissed Orly’s quo warranto claim) is now on Orly’s side and is aiding her in her quest to remove Obama from office.
    This worldnutdaily article has them in a tizzy!
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2729757/posts

  16. avatar
    Daniel June 4, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    You know after how many dozens of “finally we get discovery” moments that have crashed on the rocks, I find it absurd they will still get so excited about this. After awhile I think I would tend to get a little jaded, no matter how delusional I was.

    I’m even having some trouble figuring out exactly what they think this “discovery” would show anyways. Beyond the possibility of a clerical error at worst, what would those records possibly show? Do they think there’s a handwritten note stuck in the file with instructions to commit a felony?

    “Dear Joe;

    Please take this application on the sly and issue me a fake SSN that could easily be traced the moment I file a tax return. I just think I might need it some day. Thanx

    B.O.”

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    richCares June 4, 2011 at 2:06 pm #

    “The birthers over at freerepublic.com are all excited that Judge Royce C. Lamberth”
    .
    many comment’s on the CT SSN there as well, Obama used a fake SSN to hide his identity they say, that’s why his own name on it I guess.
    With their intellect, these people must be on welfare.

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    Dr. Conspiracy June 4, 2011 at 2:18 pm #

    Daniel: I’m even having some trouble figuring out exactly what they think this “discovery” would show anyways

    They are asking to examine Obama’s birth certificate in Hawaii and depose the health director.

  19. avatar
    Daniel June 4, 2011 at 2:31 pm #

    Dr. Conspiracy: They are asking to examine Obama’s birth certificate in Hawaii and depose the health director.

    Seems a little….. redundant.

    Considering the events of the last few weeks, I can imagine the Judge wanting to know how the “discovery” of things that are now a matter of public record, would be a good use of the judicial system’s time and money.

    And exactly what different do they expect to get from either, that is not been had already?

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    obsolete June 4, 2011 at 2:39 pm #

    richCares: With their intellect, these people must be on welfare.

    In many states, getting welfare or other assistance takes time, patience, and filling out a lot of forms correctly.
    I think the FreeRepublic members stick to robbing gas stations and selling oxys.

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    Joey June 4, 2011 at 2:55 pm #

    I will always remember Judge Lamberth’s words in dismissing Orly’s quo warranto suit in Taitz v Obama: “This is one of several such suits brought by Ms. Taitz in her quixotic attempt to prove that President Obama is not a natural born citizen as is required by the Constitution. This Court is not willing to go tilting at windmills with her.”–Chief US District Court Judge Royce C. Lamberth, US District Court for the District of Columbia, April 14, 2010

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    BouquetofRoses June 4, 2011 at 4:38 pm #

    “Dear Joe;

    Please take this application on the sly and issue me a fake SSN that could easily be traced the moment I file a tax return. I just think I might need it some day. Thanx

    B.O.”

    Too funny!!! πŸ™‚

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    richCares June 4, 2011 at 4:47 pm #

    just when you think Orly can’t stoop even lower:
    She sends to Hawaii a request for BC of child born 8/01/1961 died 08/05/1961, what a sick little mind she has, I understand she tried to contact the parents as well. they have to disbar this idiot! In her sick mind, This miust be how Obama got a birth certificate. DISBAR!
    .
    Orly writes “I am requesting a certified copy of the original long form birth certificate for Virginia Sunahara, born August 4, 1961 in Honolulu HI, deceased August 5, 1961, Honolulu HI.”
    what a sick individual Orly is.

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    richCares June 4, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

    On silly request, to Taitz from Fuddy:
    In order to accommodate your request, the DOH requires satisfactory evidence that you have a direct and tangible interest in the record you seek. You may send such evidence and/or certified copy of an order duly issued by a court of competent jurisdiction to my staff at the address above.
    Very truly yours,
    ….Loretta Fuddy

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    BouquetofRoses June 4, 2011 at 5:07 pm #

    richCares:
    just when you think Orly can’t stoop even lower:
    She sends to Hawaii a request for BC of child born 8/01/1961 died 08/05/1961, what a sick little mind she has, I understand she tried to contact the parents as well. they have to disbar this idiot!In her sick mind, This miust be how Obama got a birth certificate. DISBAR!
    .
    Orly writes “I am requesting a certified copy of the original long form birth certificate for Virginia Sunahara, born August 4, 1961 in Honolulu HI, deceased August 5, 1961, Honolulu HI.”
    what a sick individual Orly is.

    This is just wrong! Orly is being inappropriate to the mother of Virginia, who is now 83, by contacting her. I can only imagine the shock Virginia’s mother felt when she received a call from a complete stranger questioning about Virginia.

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    BouquetofRoses June 4, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

    richCares:
    On silly request, to Taitz from Fuddy:
    In order to accommodate your request, the DOH requires satisfactory evidence that you have a direct and tangible interest in the record you seek. You may send such evidence and/or certified copy of an order duly issued by a court of competent jurisdiction to my staff at the address above.
    Very truly yours,
    ….Loretta Fuddy

    Once again REJECTED! LOL! As a lawyer, Orly should know this. She’s like an annoying mosquito that you can’t get rid of.

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    Majority Will June 4, 2011 at 6:49 pm #

    BouquetofRoses: Once again REJECTED! LOL! As a lawyer, Orly should know this. She’s like an annoying mosquito that you can’t get rid of.

    More like a persistent hemorrhoid.

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    richCares June 5, 2011 at 9:16 pm #

    On that deceased baby Orly says “I already spoke to the family. there is no horror”
    Orly is sick!
    Normally Identity theft means taking on the Identity of someone else, if from a deceased person, you take their Identity. Since Obama is not known as Virginia Sunahara, we can rule out ID Theft. Being told that, Orly then claims Obama stole the dead girls BC number, sure little Obama who is one day old stole it, sure, reasonable in Orly’s twisted mind. If you look up DipSh_t you will find it under Orly Taitz. If any of you are California lawyers, please report this sick harassment of the deceased girl’s mother. She needs to be disbarred on this Immediately.

  29. avatar
    Daniel June 6, 2011 at 12:51 am #

    BouquetofRoses: Orly should know this

    She’s not really a lawyer, she just plays one on WTBS TV