Является ли Барак Обама шпион КГБ?

(Is Barack Obama a KGB spy?)

In a report by someone who says he is a former member of the old Soviet spy agency, the KGB, Mikhail Kryzhanovsky claims that he saw young Barack Obama in Moscow in 1987. Copies of his 50-page paper have been scrubbed from certain Internet sites. I am working from third-party reports.

According to Kryzhanovsky, he has a perfect memory and remembers young Obama from the streets of Moscow. Issues with Obama’s birth certificate are, according to Kryzhanovsky, a sign that Russian intelligence was involved. Obama would have been recruited and trained from 1981 to 1983 while he was, according to official accounts, attending Columbia University [sic].

 

Senator Obama officially traveled to Russia in 2005 on a fact-finding trip along with Republican Senator Lugar.

Of course this is a troubling revelation that flies in the face of the conventional wisdom among birther leaders such as Pastor James David Manning that Obama was a spy for the CIA.

Readers will know that I take an initially skeptical view of any claim such as this, and I make no exception for this story.

Kryzhanovsky has made a career as a writer and speaker making right-wingers afraid of the KGB.

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39 Responses to Является ли Барак Обама шпион КГБ?

  1. Scientist says:

    So, let’s pretend that Obama was in Moscow in 1987. So what? Another US President went there the following year.

    http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/reagan-gorbachev-summit-in-moscow-ends

  2. Daniel says:

    “Kryzhanovsky has made a career as a writer and speaker making right-wingers afraid of the KGB.”

    must have really sucked for him when the wall fell.

  3. GeorgetownJD says:

    Wait — I thought Obama was a CIA spook. The birthers need a cohesive, uniform narrative.

  4. gorefan says:

    GeorgetownJD: I thought Obama was a CIA spook.

    May be he works freelance.

    “Who’d hire him Higgins.I mean y’ don’t look up guys like Joubert in the Yellow Pages.” “

  5. Origuy says:

    Was that before or after he joined Pakistani intelligence?

  6. Paul Pieniezny says:

    misha:
    Is Orly Taitz a KGB spy? http://newyorkleftist.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post.html

    That passport is amn obvious forgery. No one was called Orly in the Soviet Union, unless they were born in Birobijan.

    Orly Taitz was almost certainly called Svetlana Averbukh, although the female form Averbukha is also possible (outside the Russian sub-republic, only ethnic Germans and Finns feminized their non-Slavic names for daughters and wives, however, Jews on average did not).

    Her parents probably called her Orna – possibly Orlana. In (Russian Orthodox) Church Slavonic, Svetlana means the one who carries the light.

    Which is why “Orly” may have been chosen to replace “Svetlana” when the family settled in Israel:
    http://www.quickbabynames.com/meaning-of-Orly.html

  7. Paul Pieniezny says:

    The Obama who was in Russia at that time was not Barack Obama, but a student from Western Africa. He is still alive and well and a diplomat. I have mentioned that little fact a few times on the Fogbow.

    I hope he sues Mr Kryzhanovsky for every cent he earned in the extreme-right talk circuit.

  8. misha says:

    Paul Pieniezny: That passport is amn obvious forgery.

    Of course it is. I did that to irritate her.

  9. Horus says:

    misha: Is Orly Taitz a KGB spy?

    If that is true, it’s no wonder they fell.

  10. tom says:

    KGB OPERATION “BARACK OBAMA” by Mikhail Kryzhanovsky. Part 4

    Part 11. “Hillary Clinton” conspiracy

    2012 is coming and there’s a player who’ll never give up and whom Russian intelligence service can’t stop. Hillary Clinton , US Secretary of State,with a team of her own.
    March , 2010
    I’ve received an invitation for a dinner with President Obama and Speaker of the House Pelosi from DCCC (Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee) signed by Ian Sugar, Director of Development. Sugar explained that I pay $15,999 (credit card) and on May 13, 2010 at 6.00 PM I had come to St. Regis Hotel, New York . Now, guess who was the DCCC Chairman in 2005-2009 and who could advise Ian Sugar to send Kryzhanovsky, a former KGB sniper, an invitation to a dinner with Obama ? Rahm Emanuel. I didn’t go, instead I’ve put on YouTube my video “How to Kill President Obama’ to show vulnerability of Obama’s protection system.
    October 12, 2010

    Mark Sullivan, US Secret Service Director

    I had a meeting with two Secret Service agents, John and Bratt (646-842-2107). It appeared, that 2 teams were hunting me all over New York City. They explained to me that I “was a very lucky guy” because John and Bratt (team #1) found me, not team # 2 which might “treat me much worse”. I said: “If you want to kill me, put sniper in a house across the street – I’m not scared”. They had no comments on that but they were very nervous about the video. We had a long discussion. I’ve asked them why they allow the White House press office to put Obama’s next day schedule on Internet with exact time and place of his trips – it gives a perfect possibility to kill him. They told me it was Rahm Emanuel’s order and they can do nothing though on October 2, 2010 Obama fired Emanuel and it was a small victory over Clintons. More interesting – they told me they wanted me to work for them too :” We know you as “Filament”, you work for CIA and we want you to work for us too under the same alias. We’ll pay you”. So, I’m still acting CIA agent and they’re still sure I’ll do political murders ? And who’s the target – Obama ? That’s why Secret Service is nervous – they are in the game ?
    Later I’ve got information that team # 2 , two men and a woman armed with handguns, found my family in Brooklyn, interrogated them in a very rude manner, illegally searched the apartment, took PC and kept it for a month, and ordered my wife and son not to tell me about their visit in case I make a phone call. It looks like Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan didn’t make a final decision yet – to kill me or not.
    That’s not the end.
    January, 20 2011

    Obama and FBI Director Robert Mueller CIA Director Panetta and Hillary Clinton. His promotion to Defense Secretary was a “miracle”

    I talked to FBI agent Eric Perry, Queens,NY field office. He informed me that my video made “high authorities, people on the very top are extremely nervous”. He didn’t explain if it was FBI Director Robert Mueller, the White House Chief of Staff or Obama himself. He asked me to delete the video from YouTube. Why FBI is so nervous, they are in the game ?
    Like with JFK assassination, you don’t need huge conspiracy – it’s enough if CIA Director Panetta, FBI Director Mueller and Secret Service Director Sullivan make a deal – simple, right , Mrs. Hillary Clinton ? I still keep your letters where you promise any help.
    I ask you not to kill “Barack Obama”, even if he’s a fake President and you know it, and he’s your personal enemy. You can make a deal – he’ll resign and go back to Russia, and you take the Oval Office, nice and quite.
    No matter what people might think and say, Obama is a spy – my 30 years of experience, my knowledge of espionage business, my intuition, his behavior, his aggressive style, his manner to talk and treat people (he’s never asking – he’s always ordering) – everything says he’s my brother in arms, Russian intelligence officer, and he was t r a i n e d to be the U.S. President. Tell Panetta, Mueller and Sullivan to leave him alone. No bullet, no staged car accident, no ‘heart attack”, please.
    Operations like these – there are no witnesses. Once Obama was elected the US President, there are only 3 guys who know the truth about him – Putin, Medvedev and Fradkov.
    And 3 more guys who know everything about Obama in the States:
    – Bill Clinton who blackmailed him in November 2008and forced him to take his people
    – Leon Panetta who was “promoted” to Defense Secretary without any explanation
    – Robert Mueller – Obama violated the law and asked the Congress 2 more years for him
    Who are these last two to be treated like kings by Obama ? Nobodys who could blackmail him.
    So, let’s them explain “Millenium Hilton” first, smell the court and jail, and then maybe they can make a deal and talk abou Obama ?
    I think that’s a good suggestion and it has to be published – they have to move after that, deny, make statements. It’s good – once they start talking, you cut every answer in small pieses(episodes) and ask questions on each. It’s gonna very hard to lie then.
    September 10, 2011
    I had a chat with a very professional “somebody” on Internet, here’s a report.
    – I did some digging…..you’re on the FBI, CIA, NSA [National Security Agency – M.K.], and even DIA [Defense Intelligence Agency – M.K.] top 25 watch list….dont worry, i have this page secured, but damn, did you know this?
    – How you got it ?
    – Well I didnt find it on Wiki! I had to hack, do some “overtime” work in the office, wasn’t supposed to, but did it anyway.
    – Can I see this info ?
    – I didnt dare lift it.
    – Most interesting is DIA.
    – Not really. You’d be surprised ,the USA intelligence community is a mess, everybody does everybody elses work, and does it badly.
    – True.
    – Interns can view classified files from work without anyone noticing ,its pathetic that I did what I just did, I shouldnt have been able to but I could.
    – Still, I’d like to know what DIA wants.
    – I have no idea why they find you a subject of such high interest.
    – They erased 3 days ago YouTube “Barack Obama 2012: KGB Technology 2008”.
    – Ex KGB officer living in the united states. I’d say with all you’ve done, I’m surprised you’re not on EVERY list.
    – So, can I have a look ?
    – I havent done any lifts yet, as long as you dont “touch” anything, its harder to trace, I’ll see what i can do. I’lll get back to you.
    So, National Security Agency and Defense intelligence Agency is involved in anti-american conspiracy too ? CIA, FBI, Secret Serice, NSA and Pentagon ? What’s going on, America ? What’s going on, DIA Director lieutenant General Ronald Burgess and NSA Director General Keith Alexander ? What’s going on, America ?

    Part 12. “National crisis” – mission accomplished ?

    September 8, 2011
    US national debt is $14 trillion.
    In 2009 Obama pushed through an $800 billion economic stimulus package.
    In 2010 – $1 trillion health care reform.
    In 2011, November 8 – he asked the Congress to pass $447 billion “American Jobs Act” and declared that the United States is in “national crisis”.
    ——————————————————————————————————————————————-
    KGB instructions for Obama, “The Professional” by M. Kryzhanovsky

    Crisis
    Crisis means that your government as a system is exhausted and it’s unable to rule the nation and resources effectively in an extreme situation, including economic, natural catastrophes and war. A crisis has three stages:
    1) before the crisis, when the first signs appear
    2) crisis development until culmination
    3) catastrophe followed by impeachment
    A crisis could be programmed at the very beginning of your term (mistakes in political and economic courses, inexperienced personnel, faulty planning) or it can appear later (too many mistakes, change of political environment, shifts in the economic or international situation).
    ——————————————————————————————————————————————
    Mission accomplished .

    Part 13. What I want.

    1. US Congress and Department of Justice full investigation into US President Barack Obama, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton,CIA Directors since 1995, FBI Director Robert Mueller and US Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan anti-American conspiracy.
    2. Compensation for 10 years of sufferings, poverty and homelessness. I’ll spend the money to build up a private national security agency to protect America.
    3. CIA has to be terminated. FBI and Secret Service – reformed.
    4. US citizenship.

    Janet Napolitano, US Secretary of Homeland Security also involved in anti-American conspiracy.
    Her most important “immigration” job – to press and blackmail me to get me back as assassin.

    Part 14. De-obamafication of America

    WHAT WE HAVE:
    1) President who is the enemy of state
    2) disabled White House administration
    3) paralyzed House and Senate
    4) 14 million unemployed people out of 150 million which is 9.1%
    5) national debt of 14 trillion which will never be paid off
    6) coming hungry revolution
    7) 2012 budget:
    – total revenue $2.627 trillion (estimated)
    – total expenditures $3.729 trillion (estimated)
    deficit $1.101 trillion (estimated)
    .

    WHAT WE HAVE TO DO:
    1) Understand:
    – that there are no more Democrats and Republicans – there are Patriots and Communists
    – that we, people , hire the President, Senators and Representatives, and we have the power to fire them
    2) “Obama Has to Resign” state referendums
    3) Define Red States (Utah, Idaho, Wyoming, Nebraska, Alaska, Oklahoma, Kansas, North Dakota, Alabama, Texas, Mississipi, South Dakota, South Carolina, Montana, Kentucky, Indiana, Georgia, North Carolina, Tennessee, Arizona, Louisiana, Virginia) as Patriotic States.
    4) Create the Patriotic States Union (PSU). The US states governors , members of the Union Council, have to sign the Declaration, giving the states economic independence. Union will be open to any Blue or Purple (swing) state.
    5) De- Obamafication of America.
    Every state has to protect itself from Obama’s war against America. Communist and any other anti-American activity, including pro-Obama propaganda in the Union has to be abolished. President Obama’s physical access to the Union states has to be blocked, his election offices – closed. All present laws signed by Obama have to be cancelled if they work against people.
    6) Declare state of emergency in the Union to fix wages and food prices.
    7) Amend Constitution to make sure that Communists and Fascists will never get to the Oval Office again.

    ——————————————————————————————————————————————–
    September 12, 2011
    FROM: SpeakerBoehner@mail.house.gov
    TO: Mr. Mike Kryzhanovsky , prof7prof@yahoo.com

    Mr. Mike Kryzhanovsky
    10143 126th St
    South Richmond Hill, NY 11419-2203

    Dear Mr. Kryzhanovsky:

    Thank you for taking the time to contact me. It’s good to hear from you.
    Your ideas, comments, and questions help make possible my goal of leading a House of Representatives that listens and reflects the will of the American people.
    I made a Pledge to America to focus on removing government barriers to private-sector job creation and economic growth – that includes cutting spending to help end the uncertainty facing job creators; repealing the job-crushing health care law and replacing it with common sense reforms that lower costs; reining in excessive regulations; and promoting an American Energy Initiative that increases energy production to create jobs and lower energy prices. I also pledged to lead an effort to reform Congress and rebuild the bonds of trust between the American people and their representatives in Washington. I hope you’ll stay engaged and keep me updated on your thoughts as we work to keep this pledge.
    Thank you again for contacting me and please stay in touch.

    Sincerely,

    John Boehner
    Speaker of the House

    =========================================================
    “Barack Obama 2012 : KGB Technology 2008”
    Video

    http://video.meta.ua/3118722.video

    “Man Behind Obama : Mikhail Kryzhanovsky, KGB”
    Video youTube

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksQU0D-D2_Y

    ==========================================================

  11. gorefan says:

    tom: Dear Mr. Kryzhanovsky:
    Thank you for taking the time to contact me. It’s good to hear from you.
    Your ideas, comments, and questions help make possible my goal of leading a House of Representatives that listens and reflects the will of the American people.

    This is a boilerplate response that everyone who wrties to the Speaker of the House. Here is another example of the same letter to some one else.

    http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-political-commentary/2011/07/email-seeking-straight-answers-from-boehner-nets-gop-talking-points-instead/

  12. G says:

    Wow… that was a ridiculously long turd of hack paranoid fantasy spam. Next time, if you are going to share crazy rants, just provide a link to them.

    I recommend that Dr. C. simply delete these overly lenghty posts of nonsense.

    It is a realy chore to scroll through that garbage even to just get past it.

  13. Majority Will says:

    G:
    Wow… that was a ridiculously long turd of hack paranoid fantasy spam.Next time, if you are going to share crazy rants, just provide a link to them.

    I recommend that Dr. C. simply delete these overly lenghty posts of nonsense.

    It is a realy chore to scroll through that garbage even to just get past it.

    Hear, hear. Someone please open the doors and windows to let the stench out.

  14. katahdin says:

    During the ’90s, one of the main rightwing talking points was that Bill Clinton, during a documented student visit to Moscow had been recruited by the KGB to become president.

    I guess everything old is new again.

  15. WEP says:

    Test…

    Is anyone else having problems reading the comments in this particular thread?

  16. Is this video related?

    OBAMA – FRAUD OF THE CENTURY (MUST SEE & GO VIRAL!)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L_rsBTvoFw&feature=channel_video_title

  17. gorefan says:

    WEP: Is anyone else having problems reading the comments in this particular thread?

    I had a problem reading Tom’s post but I think it was because it was so stupid and had nothing to do with the website.

    This from Tom’s post:

    “Foster tried to blackmail Bill Clinton – no re-election , Vincent Foster will run for President in 1994 with full support of the Democratic party. Big mistake.”

    1994 – I must have slept throught that Presidential election campaign.

    This is exactly the kind of nonsense that Tom/John loves.

  18. WEP says:

    gorefan: I had a problem reading Tom’s post but I think it was because it was so stupid and had nothing to do with the website….

    Heh.

    Weird. As soon as I posted, I could read the other comments….or not read them in Tom’s case.

  19. tom says:

    DON’T WORRY, GUYS THAT”S JUST THE BEGINNING OF A HUGE INVESTIGATION >
    WAIT !

  20. gorefan says:

    tom: DON’T WORRY, GUYS THAT”S JUST THE BEGINNING OF A HUGE INVESTIGATION >
    WAIT !

    Wow, where have we heard that before. Excuse me if I don’t hold my breath.

  21. Northland10 says:

    tom:
    DON’T WORRY, GUYS THAT”S JUST THE BEGINNING OF A HUGE INVESTIGATION >
    WAIT !

    в любой ´ень, в любой ´ень

    (apologies to those who can speak Russian for my butchering)

  22. G says:

    tom: DON’T WORRY, GUYS THAT”S JUST THE BEGINNING OF A HUGE INVESTIGATION >WAIT !

    any day now….any day now…*rocks back & forth*

    *rolls eyes*

    Yeah, we’ve heard all that a million times. Good luck with that.

  23. Daniel says:

    G: Wow… that was a ridiculously long turd of hack paranoid fantasy spam.

    Good things come in small packages…. crazy needs room.

  24. gorefan says:

    tom: WAIT !

    Hey Tom apparently we don’t have time, if you got something you better produce it fast.

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/10/13/harold-campings-back-with-a-brand-new-doomsday-prediction/?hpt=hp_t2

  25. G says:

    Yeah, he was throwing around that 10/21/11 “fall back” date when his May Rapture failed to materialize. I was wondering when that would crop back up in the news.

    Wonder if he’s suffer another stroke dealing with the shock of waking up on 10/22/11 and realizing that nothing’s changed in the world, except the date.

    The big question is what date will he pull out of his butt for TEOTWAWKI next… will he eventually jump onto the 12/21/12 bandwagon?

    gorefan: Hey Tom apparently we don’t have time, if you got something you better produce it fast.http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/10/13/harold-campings-back-with-a-brand-new-doomsday-prediction/?hpt=hp_t2

  26. Lupin says:

    tom: DON’T WORRY, GUYS THAT”S JUST THE BEGINNING OF A HUGE INVESTIGATION >
    WAIT !

    It’s amazing that someone can so dense as to actually believe that preposterous rubbish.

  27. Thomas Brown says:

    Whoa! Young Barack was pretending to go to Columbia (he must have done the course-work online… oh, wait, the Internet wasn’t built yet… never mind) AND being trained by the CIA, AND training in an Al-Qaida camp in Afghanistan WHILE ALSO working as a spy for the KGB!

    Obama Derangement Syndrome is a vast, sad epidemic.

    These people (yes, you too, Tom) have lost their friggin’ minds.

  28. Thrifty says:

    Wow. Tom’s immensely long insane rant broke the page. The comments section ran out of background and reverted to simple grey.

  29. sfjeff says:

    “Part 13. What I want.

    1. US Congress and Department of Justice full investigation into US President Barack Obama, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton,CIA Directors since 1995, FBI Director Robert Mueller and US Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan anti-American conspiracy.
    2. Compensation for 10 years of sufferings, poverty and homelessness. I’ll spend the money to build up a private national security agency to protect America.
    3. CIA has to be terminated. FBI and Secret Service – reformed.
    4. US citizenship.”

    You forgot to ask for a pony.

  30. Paul Pieniezny says:

    sfjeff: You forgot to ask for a pony.

    And since he needs the money, a job as a “loader” on the set when the X Files are turned into a film. You do not want him to start talking or writing.

    Someone needs to do it, even if is completely unnnecessary nowadays.
    http://www.media-match.com/usa/jobtypes/job-descriptions.php

  31. Paul Pieniezny says:

    Thrifty:
    Wow.Tom’s immensely long insane rant broke the page.The comments section ran out of background and reverted to simple grey.

    Reminds me of the Sinclair ZX81 which could be used with a 64 KB extension. Only you could use only 48 of it, Sinclair himself claimed, because 8 Kb of the addressing was used for the Basic in ROM and 8 Kb for video mirroring, But then someone found that by typing in a command line so long that it would push memory addressing past the 48Kb mark, you could use the entire 64KB RAM (or only 56, I forgot).

    Of course, 16 Kb Ram now sounds like pea nuts, but do not forget that 10 years later someone claimed that no one would ever need more than 1 Mb of memory at the same time, so 10 Mb hard disks were great.

    I wonder how many Gigabytes God and Santa Claus need to manage their databases. And do they link to Tom’s collection of lies or quote it all.

  32. Tomtech says:

    Doc, while I would hate to see Tom’s long screeds removed 😉 , you should remove them unless it is shown that they have been authorized for reproduction. These posts probably exceed Fair Use provisions for reproduction.

  33. counteranton says:

    Kryzhanovsky has made a career as a liar.

    Mikhail Kryzhanovsky – an aging loser, composed in connection with the KGB USSR, then the SBU, as an informant-snitch.
    In 1995, seeking a better life, he moved to the U.S. Currently living in New York without citizenship and certain occupations.

    _______________________________________________
    Last 5 years he publishes articles, comments, appeals and homemade videos on various websites.
    Published under different account:
    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Mikhail+Kryzhanovsky&aq=f
    kevinmonroe7, Tom7391, Claudia71402, whitehouseKGB, governtruther, 7stevejohnson
    http://community.golosameriki.us/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?as=52775&u=23339889
    Mikhail
    http://www.zimbio.com/member/Kryzhanovsky
    Kryzhanovsky
    http://endthefedusa.ning.com/forum/topics/kgb-operation-barack-obama-by-mikhail-kryzhanovsky?xg_source=activity
    tom smith
    http://openscandal.com/2010/05/10/mikhail-kryzhanovsky-kgb-barack-obama-and-the-millenium-hilton-conspiracy/
    unregistereduser
    http://www.pooler-georgia-homepage.com/mikhail-kryzhanovsky-for-president-2012.html
    Mikhail Kryzhanovsky
    http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/6658631-mikhail-kryzhanovsky-kgb-the-end-of-barack-obama
    Tom77
    http://israelinsider.net/profile/MikhailKryzhanovsky
    MikhailKryzhanovsky
    http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/442879#ans11209536
    Anonymous, Tom_S5664
    http://vimeo.com/search/videos/search:Kryzhanovsky/st/63b18e52/page:1/sort:relevant/format:thumbnail
    tom smith
    http://www.funnyordie.com/search/a?q=Mikhail+Kryzhanovsky&x=0&y=0
    tom7
    http://www.veoh.com/list/s/Kryzhanovsky
    kevinmonroe
    http://www.viddler.com/explore/Tom7/videos/
    Tom7
    http://ireport.cnn.com/people/claudiaberk
    claudiaberk
    http://spotted.onlineathens.com/users/stevejohnson7/
    stevejohnson7
    These lists can be listed endlessly …

    All of his fables, claiming to be “scientific”, “professionalism”, “special awareness”, etc. are the simple compilation of well-known truths, real facts mixed with notorious fabrications and nonsense.
    Thus, Misha is trying to energetically promoting themselves, a loved one, get to residency in the U.S. and get hold of some money.

    In addition, Mike has “extraordinary psychic and healing abilities.”
    The network, he placed a lot of movies-session “cures cancer”:
    http://rutube.ru/tracks/4114756.html?v=c2d34450f81021c5cc0eb11155dbce64
    http://rutube.ru/tracks/4114759.html?v=597d70b5c265e246f7ad3f81a06b36d5
    http://www.ikra.tv/video/mihail-kryzhanovskij-ya
    http://starlife.com.ua/posts/mihail-kryizhanovskij-ya-izlec-7067.html

  34. Joey says:

    tom:
    DON’T WORRY, GUYS THAT”S JUST THE BEGINNING OF A HUGE INVESTIGATION >
    WAIT !

    I’ve been waiting since February 10, 2007 when Barack Hussein Obama II announced that he was a candidate for the presidency. I’m sure that waiting for another four and a half years won’t hurt me any.
    Perhaps now that General John Petraeus has taken over as President Obama’s Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, there will be a SURGE to get to the bottom of all this!

  35. The Magic M says:

    Paul Pieniezny: I wonder how many Gigabytes God and Santa Claus need to manage their databases.

    God of course uses the perfect compression scheme (being almighty comes handy occasionally), but Santa refused to license it. Which is why not all children get what they wish for. I fondly remember the box that only contained a note reading “ELF-00390: memory overflow” back in ’84.

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