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Obama Conspiracy Theories last minute holiday shopping hints

Rub-a-dub-dub it in

If you’d really like to get under the skin of your birther uncle, how about the Obama Out of Office 2012 wall calendar (if you can find it).

For your favorite Obot, it’s not too late to get some birth certificate bling at BarackObama.com. Made in the USA buttons make great stocking stuffers and are a bargain at only $5.

Made in the USA Button

 

Another great stocking stuffer is this Obot refrigerator magnet:

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Or perhaps you’d like to dress up your significant other’s YesWeCan Phone from George Soros with this fancy case:

Vote Obama iPhone Case

For the more activist Obot, I recommend this hose clamp removal tool kit.

It might be rushing the season, but this item can be kept until next October to scare off your conservative neighbors:

For your pals who make snarking remarks at birther web sites, the official Obot “You’ve been banned” mug is a super idea:

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And finally, my personal favorite, the Obama Hawaii Ukulele bobble head.

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13 Responses to Obama Conspiracy Theories last minute holiday shopping hints

  1. avatar
    sfjeff December 17, 2012 at 3:04 pm #

    My wife got me the ‘made in America’ button.

    She is a sweetie.

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    Hermitian December 17, 2012 at 3:06 pm #

    Obviously, Mr. C has a complete collection of all the Obot bling. But he, above all, should know that it’s a crime to copy a photograph of a forged birth certificate and claim that it is authentic.

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    Dr. Conspiracy December 17, 2012 at 4:02 pm #

    You’ll have to talk to Lucas Smith about that.

    Hermitian: But he, above all, should know that it’s a crime to copy a photograph of a forged birth certificate and claim that it is authentic.

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    JPotter December 17, 2012 at 4:18 pm #

    Hermitian:
    Obviously, Mr. C has a complete collection of all the Obot bling.But he, above all, should know that it’s a crime to copy a photograph of a forged birth certificate and claim that it is authentic.

    Every bit as criminal as calling an authentic document a forgery. Either is only criminal if done when it counts. Otherwise, you’d be looking at one hell of a rap sheet, Herp!

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    JPotter December 17, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

    They were running a special on the buttons, like a whole collection for $40 or so. A whole collection of flair at the click of a mouse!

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    misha marinsky December 17, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

    Hermitian: But he, above all, should know that it’s a crime to copy a photograph of a forged birth certificate and claim that it is authentic.

    Obama was re-elected. Eat your heart out.

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    Dr Kenneth Noisewater December 17, 2012 at 4:59 pm #

    Hermitian:
    Obviously, Mr. C has a complete collection of all the Obot bling.But he, above all, should know that it’s a crime to copy a photograph of a forged birth certificate and claim that it is authentic.

    I really love when Henry comes in and swings and misses. He still hasn’t explained his 6 week disappearance from amazon.

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    Rickey December 17, 2012 at 5:29 pm #

    Hermitian:
    But he, above all, should know that it’s a crime to copy a photograph of a forged birth certificate and claim that it is authentic.

    Really? Please cite the specific statute which makes it a crime to copy a photograph of a forged birth certificate. Chapter and verse, please, because there are any number of birthers who have copied forged birth certificates and I would like to see them in the slammer.

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    Thrifty December 17, 2012 at 5:45 pm #

    Well, at least when someone manufactures “Obama Out of Office 1-20-2017″ calendars and bumper stickers and the like, those will be accurate.

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    scott e. December 17, 2012 at 6:17 pm #

    i’m glad “obot” has become an endearing term. i have always felt proud to be a “birther”, never considering that to be derogatory.

    the supercharged language has always been an obstacle to my curiosity. i think both names are fitting and just amicable enough.

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    Sam the Centipede December 18, 2012 at 4:16 am #

    Thrifty:
    Well, at least when someone manufactures “Obama Out of Office 1-20-2017″ calendars and bumper stickers and the like, those will be accurate.

    I expect the birthers to start a hare running soon that they have strong evidence* that Pres. Obama will be repealing term limits so he can become President for Life (or four more years).

    * as we al kno, evidence is stuff you print off the internet

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    Thrifty December 18, 2012 at 7:56 am #

    Well, a proposed amendment to repeal term limits has come up several times before, and I believe it did come up during Obama’s first term. That’s about all the evidence you would need. You’d just have to ignore a few key facts:

    1) A congressman proposed it, not Obama.
    2) The president has no role in the constitutional amendment process, beyond a non-voting advisory role.
    3) The amendment has been proposed several times before during other presidential administrations.
    4) Ratification of a new amendment is REALLY hard.

    Sam the Centipede: I expect the birthers to start a hare running soon that they have strong evidence* that Pres. Obama will be repealing term limits so he can become President for Life (or four more years).

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    G December 20, 2012 at 2:48 am #

    Well, it is a good to see your post expressing positive sentiment and a sense of good will towards others. Especially during this season of holiday cheer. May yours be Merry.

    scott e.:
    i’m glad “obot” has become an endearing term. i have always felt proud to be a “birther”, never considering that to be derogatory.

    the supercharged language has always been an obstacle to my curiosity. i think both names are fitting and just amicable enough.