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Bye Bye Bachmann

Minnesota Congresswoman announced yesterday that she will not be seeking reelection in 2014. Rep. Bachmann is the head of the House Tea Party Caucus. She is also well-known for her many gaffes, her propensity to believe nonsensical tales, and her apparent distrust of science. She doesn’t believe global warming is a problem because carbon dioxide is “a natural byproduct of nature” (text from Think Progress) and therefore can’t be harmful. She pushed the Obamacare death panels malarkey, a falsehood that Politifact deemed the lie of the year for 2009. She was among five House members who asked several federal government agencies to investigate whether the Muslim Brotherhood had infiltrated their ranks. She really, really, really doesn’t like President Obama. Or facts. She doesn’t like them either. And yet, she is not a birther.

She flirted with birtherism a little. In an interview on Good Morning America in February of 2011, she refused to say categorically that Barack Obama is a U.S. citizen. In a radio interview the following month, she said, “I’ll tell you one thing, if I was ever to run for president of the United States, I think the first thing I would do in the first debate is offer my birth certificate, so we can get that off the table." (text from CityPages) Just one week before President Obama released a copy of his long-form birth certificate, she seemed to be taken aback a bit in an interview with George Stephanopoulos when he showed her a printout of the President’s short form birth certificate, leading to the following exchange (text from Huffington Post):

Stephanopoulos: Well I have the president’s certificate right here. It’s certified, it’s got a certification number. It’s got the registrar of the state signed. It’s got a seal on it. And it says ‘this copy serves as prima facie evidence of the fact of birth in any court proceeding.’

Bachmann: Well, then that should settle it.

Stephanopoulos: So it’s over?

Bachmann: That’s what should settle it. I take the president at his word and I think- again I would have no problem and apparently the president wouldn’t either. Introduce that, we’re done. Move on.

Stephanopoulos: Well this has been introduced. So this story is over?

Bachmann: Well as long as someone introduces it I guess it’s over.

Stephanopoulos: It’s right there.

Bachmann: Yeah, there you go. Because that is not the main issue facing the United States right now.

When she was presented with evidence that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, she accepted that he was, in fact, born in Hawaii. No birther would do that. Michele Bachmann is not a birther. If birthers couldn’t convince Michele Bachmann to get on their crazy train, they will never succeed in convincing any member of Congress to join them.

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7 Responses to Bye Bye Bachmann

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    Dr. Conspiracy May 31, 2013 at 11:07 pm #

    Woo hoo. A guest article at last!

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    JPotter May 31, 2013 at 11:16 pm #

    Congrats to Thinker on composing a brief Bachmann retrospective. When covering the gift that just keeps on giving, how do you choose? Good job limiting yourself to memes commonly expressed by ODS sufferers.

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    misha marinsky June 1, 2013 at 12:10 am #

    Bachmann said taxpayers are paying for a dog walker for the First Family’s pooch…
    Her claim of a presidential dog walker was also incorrect. A longtime White House gardener who likes dogs has helped care for presidential pets since Richard Nixon’s administration.

    When Bash again tried to steer Bachmann back to her question about Obama’s alleged spending, the congresswoman again picked up the pace. “You want to talk about dog handlers and there’s four Americans killed?” Bachmann asked incredulously.

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    ZixiOfIx June 1, 2013 at 12:43 am #

    Some have said that Bachmann is quitting to prepare for a Senate run against Al Franken; or that she’s quitting because she wouldn’t keep her seat, but based on the fact that Bachmann is being investigated for campaign finance issues, and for a couple other reasons, I wonder if she isn’t quitting ahead of a scandal which is close to breaking.

    Time will tell, I suppose. She’s atrocious, though, so good riddance.

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    misha marinsky June 1, 2013 at 12:59 am #

    ZixiOfIx: I wonder if she isn’t quitting ahead of a scandal which is close to breaking.

    That’s what I say it is.

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    JPotter June 1, 2013 at 1:44 am #

    That, or that, or another Presidential run 😉

    (shhhhh …. I’m trying to prop up my popcorn futures!)

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    Thinker June 1, 2013 at 6:46 am #

    Something occurred to me as I was watching a video of the George Stephanopolous interview with Bachmann recently. I don’t think that she knew that Obama had posted a copy of his birth certificate online during the 2008 campaign. I think that she just assumed he hadn’t because, if he had, there would be no controversy. That would explain why she was so obviously flustered when Stephanopolous showed it to her, and why she wasn’t prepared with a more birther-friendly response. Clearly, Stephanopolous himself expected more pushback from her.