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Commander Zullo

Commando CodyConfusing good and evil, sense and nonsense, ethical and unethical, scientific and crackpot—all these really irritate me. I think labels matter and that it’s important to assign them correctly and fairly. I also believe in recognizing merit when it’s earned. So I wasn’t too thrilled when commenter scott e called Mike Zullo: “Commander Zullo.”

Now I am perfectly willing, and indeed desirous of calling Mike Zullo by his proper title. I see “Lt. Zullo” or “Detective Zullo” on birther blogs; however, I have no knowledge (and I have been paying attention) that Zullo bears any law enforcement title in his role heading the Maricopa County Arizona Cold Case Posse, a 501(3)(c) non-profit educational charity. A couple of decades ago, it is reported, Zullo had a job with a municipal police department, but the title he held then is not known. Mr. Zullo is certainly welcome to leave a comment to this article clarifying his title. I’ll start using it.

The photo is of a character named Commando Cody from a movie serial, Radar Men from the Moon. The “Z” on the costume was added.

[Update: The correct title for Mike Zullo within the Cold Case Posse (later disbanded) is “commander.”]

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76 Responses to Commander Zullo

  1. avatar
    CarlOrcas July 5, 2013 at 5:36 pm #

    Doc,

    Each MCSO posse is an independent entity, as we all know, and it is my recollection that the head of each posse (usually elected by the membership, as I recall) is referred to as the posse commander.

    In that context it is not a rank but a title. I looked once and I don’t think the MCSO uses Commander as a rank. Some departments do and it usually correlates to Major: In order Officer, Sgt., Lt., Capt, Major or Commander and then into the Deputy or Assistant Chiefs.

    Some of the large posses probably use ranks to denote senior members or those in charge of certain elements. I doubt they are subject to the same tests and promotion requirements of certified deputies and, of course, they have not authority over certified deputies, reserve or paid.

    As it regards his time in New Jersey he was, as you recall, on a very small department with more crossing guards than sworn officers and, when I checked, it had no detectives. In small departments field officers usually handle follow-up investigations before the case is turned over to prosecutors. That, I suspect, is the extent of his experience as a “detective”.

    Bottom line: Commander, Lieutenant or Grand Poobah……Mr. Zullo is playing the birthers for fools.

  2. avatar
    Arthur July 5, 2013 at 5:44 pm #

    How about, Mike Zullo = Optimus Primo

    According to Wittypedia, Optimus Primo is leader of the Decepticons, a faction of bots from the planet Conspiritron. They specialize in transforming unfounded claims into grandiose hoaxes. The Decepticons are constantly waging verbal warfare with the Obamabots.

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    Jim July 5, 2013 at 5:45 pm #

    CarlOrcas:

    Bottom line: Commander, Lieutenant or Grand Poobah……Mr. Zullo is playing the birthers for fools.

    I think we should be able to give him a title too, just like the birthers. Some Clown Administrative Manager Chief has a nice ring to it. SCAM Chief for short.

  4. avatar
    US Citizen July 5, 2013 at 5:52 pm #

    This is what happens when yours is the last name called at role call for decades.

  5. avatar
    GLaB July 5, 2013 at 6:34 pm #

    Mr. Zullo is certainly welcome to leave a comment to this article clarifying his title. I’ll start using it.

    Don’t do it, Grand Moff Zullo! It’s a trap!

  6. avatar
    richCares July 5, 2013 at 7:41 pm #

    If you visit right wing sites you will find heavy use of “appeal to authority”, that’s exactly was this rank assignment is. Same with phony academic titles. They think it gives them credibility, actually it is good for a laugh.

  7. avatar
    Andrew Vrba, PmG July 5, 2013 at 7:48 pm #

    I have a name for him too, but it won’t get through Doc’s swear filter! 😉

    Bravo on the Commando Cody reference, bravo!

  8. avatar
    Hektor July 5, 2013 at 8:04 pm #

    Personally, while I do openly mock First Sea Lord Zullo’s seemingly arbitrary titles, I’m more interested in his real experience rather than what he calls himself. What actual cases has he investigated? Which ones were done so as part of the CCP? What were his roles in said investigations? Has he lead any investigation other than the one into the supposed birth certificate fraud? What cold cases has the CCP investigated? (and so on).

    Grand Mufti Zullo can call himself whatever he wants. From what I can tell,many birthers make the mistake that his title is what should give him authority. Things like real investigation experience, a reputation of good judgement, and (especially in this case) non-partisanship would be among the many things I would give more weight to than whether he’s called a “Lt.” or “Commander.”

  9. avatar
    Bob July 5, 2013 at 9:00 pm #

    The question concerning Zullo the most is:

    “How can I get another free vacation in Hawaii out of this?”

  10. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy July 5, 2013 at 10:09 pm #

    After years of searching, I finally got all all three volumes of Radar Men on VHS. (Beware the 2-volume “complete editions.” There is a Vol. 3.)

    Andrew Vrba, PmG: Bravo on the Commando Cody reference, bravo!

  11. avatar
    Andrew Vrba, PmG July 5, 2013 at 10:19 pm #

    VHS? You sir, are hardcore.

    Bob:
    The question concerning Zullo the most is:
    “How can I get another free vacation in Hawaii out of this?”

    Sounds like a question for the narrator’s next cliffhanger spiel.

  12. avatar
    Dave B. July 5, 2013 at 10:43 pm #

    I believe the correct title is “Head Duck-weigher”. He’s looking for a really big one.

  13. avatar
    Joe Acerbic July 5, 2013 at 11:33 pm #

    Admiral General Zullo? Oh, wait, that was Aladeen.

  14. avatar
    alg July 6, 2013 at 12:11 am #

    I don’t know….frankly, the guy kinda looks like Gomez from the Addams Family to me.

    http://theperspectivefactory.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/gomezaddams.jpg

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    Sactosintolerant July 6, 2013 at 2:05 am #

    richCares:
    If you visit right wing sites you will find heavy use of “appeal to authority”, that’s exactly was this rank assignment is. Same with phony academic titles. They think it gives them credibility, actually it is good for a laugh.

    And Corsi and WND Books milk his doctorate for all its worth for this reason. I’d like to think Harvard wishes they would stop.

  16. avatar
    Lupin July 6, 2013 at 4:00 am #

    The first thing any good fascist does is to confer some overblown military title upon himself. Par for the course. May I suggest Generalissimo Zullo?

  17. avatar
    bovril July 6, 2013 at 6:43 am #

    His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Zullo, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Arizona in General and Kenya in Particular.”

  18. avatar
    Reality Check July 6, 2013 at 8:57 am #

    Paul Lentz at the Fogbow has found several instances of postmarks with only two digits in the year. Didn’t Supreme Kommadante Zullo say they had looked and none existed?

    http://www.thefogbow.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9716&start=100#p522296

  19. avatar
    Jason Swenson July 6, 2013 at 9:21 am #

    https://www.facebook.com/TheLiesOfMikeZullo

    This is just one of the many lies of Mike Zullo. I have heard him tell the Galluping Pastor who loves to hear his own voice that he is a Commander.

  20. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy July 6, 2013 at 10:10 am #

    I think that Zullo limited himself to Selective Service forms, and has never released the number that he actually looked at. He leaves the confirmation-biased birthers to imagine a very large number.

    I think a lot of what Zullo does is to let the birthers imagine things, rather than saying something specific. It’s much more impressive that way (to the weak minded).

    Reality Check: Paul Lentz at the Fogbow has found several instances of postmarks with only two digits in the year. Didn’t Supreme Kommadante Zullo say they had looked and none existed?

  21. avatar
    Dave B. July 6, 2013 at 11:56 am #

    That’s a fun page.

    Jason Swenson:
    https://www.facebook.com/TheLiesOfMikeZullo

    This is just one of the many lies of Mike Zullo.I have heard him tell the Galluping Pastor who loves to hear his own voice that he is a Commander.

  22. avatar
    scott e July 6, 2013 at 11:57 am #

    Arthur:
    How about, Mike Zullo = Optimus Primo

    According to Wittypedia, Optimus Primo is leader of the Decepticons, a faction of bots from the planet Conspiritron. They specialize in transforming unfounded claims into grandiose hoaxes. The Decepticons are constantly waging verbal warfare with the Obamabots.

    how ’bout “doctor” zullo ?? lol…

    mike explains the whole thing in one of his interviews…
    i’ll try to remember where I heard it. w/carl gallups I think…

  23. avatar
    scott e July 6, 2013 at 12:09 pm #

    Reality Check:
    Paul Lentz at the Fogbow has found several instances of postmarks with only two digits in the year. Didn’t Supreme Kommadante Zullo say they had looked and none existed?

    http://www.thefogbow.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9716&start=100#p522296

    did I miss a link to those pictures of the other registrations from 1980 ?

    does foad mean what I think it does RC ? (capital R, not rC, like richCares)

  24. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy July 6, 2013 at 2:46 pm #

    No, Zullo never released the images of the registrations he supposedly checked to show that there were no 2-digit years. He didn’t even say how many. Very unconvincing.

    scott e: did I miss a link to those pictures of the other registrations from 1980 ?

  25. avatar
    Grand Lord Hypocrite July 6, 2013 at 6:01 pm #

    Oh my…this is rich. A man who calls himself Doctor is making fun of imaginary titles that have never actually been used by the person in question. Dr. C is such an ignorant propogandist hypocrite. Thanks for my daily dose of laughter.

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    Loren July 7, 2013 at 10:46 am #

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    No, Zullo never released the images of the registrations he supposedly checked to show that there were no 2-digit years. He didn’t even say how many. Very unconvincing.

    If I had to bet, I’d say Zullo had no more than 17 sample registrations apart from Obama’s. That guess is based on the fact that the registrations that appeared in the Posse presentation and in their e-book were among the same registrations that were published by Susan Daniels and ORYR in 2011:

    http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2011/06/obamas-forged-selective-service.html

    But I don’t believe that Daniels was responsible for procuring those cards; just publishing them. I believe the person who actually obtained them was Linda Bentley, who in 2010 got 17 cards via a FOIA request:

    http://www.sonorannews.com/archives/2010/100519/ftpgObamaTrial.html

    I think this again speaks to the Posse’s investigative tactics and bias that they again simply borrowed existing research from other Birthers.

  27. avatar
    scott e July 7, 2013 at 11:27 am #

    richCares:
    For scott e:‘
    for scott e, here’s links from Paul lentz’s post at fogbow
    .
    ex 1: http://phayemuss.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/scan0001.jpg
    ex 2: http://www.postmarks.org/resources/NE578.jpg
    ex 3: http://www.postmarks.org/resources/NE530.jpg
    ex 4: http://www.ebay.com/itm/5-Albany-NY-Covers-Postal-Sherwin-Chamberlain-McClure-State-Board-Times-Union-/400504446635?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5d3fecdeab&nma=true&si=SIY1hCuxWQp5M1vgCpNgfjoghzw%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557
    .
    Paul says “Just 4 examples, which took me less than 5 minutes to find with a Google image search.”

    i’m not sure why you are showing examples of 4 digits and a centered 2 digit.

    one thing I noticed is two different dates on the reg, and the ss has it checked as

    09/04/1980

    I have to see more from Hawaii at that time. odd, unless there are direct comparisons.

  28. avatar
    gorefan July 7, 2013 at 11:54 am #

    Loren: I think this again speaks to the Posse’s investigative tactics and bias that they again simply borrowed existing research from other Birthers.

    It also shows how little follow-up investigation they did.

    Linda Bentley also obtained the registration cards for two individuals who registered at the same Honolulu P.O. within days of President Obama (both are part of the CCP’s exhibits). Their registration cards had stamped Document Locator Numbers (DLN) and the three individuals have individual Selective Service numbers. When those are examined it makes the whole forgery theory look silly.

    JUL 29 1980 DLN – 0897 080 632, SS 61-1125539-1, Barack Obama
    JUL 31 1980 DLN – 0897 080 653, SS 61-1125556-5, Darrel Oniwa
    AUG 02 1980 DLN – 0897 080 613, SS 61-1125522-7, Bruce Henderson

    All three have an effective registration date of Sept 4th, 1980.

    President Obama’s DLN and SS number are between Henderson’s and Oniwa’s. That’s a neat trick for someone who either never registered or forged a registration in 2007.

    BTW, Bruce Henderson was born on August 25th, 1961, I wonder what his BC certification number is? I bet it is lower than the Nordykes’.

  29. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy July 7, 2013 at 12:37 pm #

    File a FOIA request with the Selective Service. Draft registrations are public records.

    scott e: I have to see more from Hawaii at that time. odd, unless there are direct comparisons.

  30. avatar
    CarlOrcas July 7, 2013 at 2:07 pm #

    scott e: how ’bout “doctor” zullo ?? lol…

    I’m going to suggest to our good Doctor that he bestow an honorary doctorate on Mr. Zullo: Doctor of Deception.

    He has certainly earned it.

  31. avatar
    richCares July 7, 2013 at 5:10 pm #

    “I have to see more from Hawaii at that time. odd, unless there are direct comparisons.”
    .
    why, did the Bush administration commit fraud? That is so silly! Send a FOIA request and see what you get (however birthers never research just babble)

  32. avatar
    Julius B Censor July 7, 2013 at 5:23 pm #

    Thanks for all your help, but I still don’t understand something.
    Say the pdf isn’t a forgery. OK. But how do you know it’s not a scan of a forgery?
    The NBC lady that seen “the original” ain’t a document expert.
    Could the PDF be a genuine scan of a forgery?

  33. avatar
    gorefan July 7, 2013 at 5:34 pm #

    Julius B Censor: Could the PDF be a genuine scan of a forgery?

    Entirely possible.

    But Dr. Onaka issued three certified verifications that the information on the PDF matches the information on the original at the DOH. Why make a forged document and put the same information on it?

  34. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy July 7, 2013 at 5:35 pm #

    The State of Hawaii has verified on multiple occasions that the information on the PDF at the White House matches what they have on file, and they detail that they provided the President with the original certified copy. I refer you to the Hawaii Department of Health web site:

    http://hawaii.gov/health/vital-records/obama.html

    Why would the President forge a document that he already had to say what it already said? The whole idea behind the forgery conspiracy theory makes no sense at all, and it never did.

    Julius B Censor: Could the PDF be a genuine scan of a forgery?

  35. avatar
    misha marinsky July 7, 2013 at 5:35 pm #

    Julius B Censor: Could the PDF be a genuine scan of a forgery?

    It’s a genuine copy of a fake Dior.

  36. avatar
    richCares July 7, 2013 at 5:36 pm #

    “OK. But how do you know it’s not a scan of a forgery?”
    .
    the state of Hawaii says it’s content is correct, so stop asking.
    in 2017 when Obama leaves office he will have buildings, airports, naval ships named after him. his place in history is assured,where will you be, still asking about forgeries, that is silly.

  37. avatar
    CarlOrcas July 7, 2013 at 5:45 pm #

    Julius B Censor: Could the PDF be a genuine scan of a forgery?

    Of course. Anything is possible. The vault copy from which the certified copy on security paper was made could also be a forgery. Obama could be a forgery!

    But other than wishful thinking there is no evidence that any of that is true……is there?

  38. avatar
    misha marinsky July 7, 2013 at 5:47 pm #

    Julius B Censor: Could the PDF be a genuine scan of a forgery?

    It’s meant to keep you up at night.

  39. avatar
    CarlOrcas July 7, 2013 at 5:48 pm #

    Dr. Conspiracy: Why would the President forge a document that he already had to say what it already said? The whole idea behind the forgery conspiracy theory makes no sense at all, and it never did.

    Are the goalposts moving again?

    Are we headed for a claim that the vault copy is a forgery?

    Looks like there may be life in the old website yet, Doc.

  40. avatar
    Jim July 7, 2013 at 5:50 pm #

    Julius B Censor:
    Could the PDF be a genuine scan of a forgery?

    Wait, are you telling us that Extreme Clown Commander Zullo was lying to us when he said there was NO original document, that the PDF was completely computer generated? But even more interesting, why DIDN’T the JIC Zullo ever even bother to question the WITNESSES to the document to ascertain their level of competency to whether it was a valid or not? So let me ask you JC, how many investigations have you heard about where the investigative agency doesn’t even interview eyewitnesses?

  41. avatar
    misha marinsky July 7, 2013 at 6:00 pm #

    CarlOrcas: The vault copy from which the certified copy on security paper was made could also be a forgery. Obama could be a forgery!

    We had an agreement. Thanks. NOT.

  42. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy July 7, 2013 at 6:07 pm #

    My doctorate is not imaginary; it came with my literary license.

    Grand Lord Hypocrite: Oh my…this is rich. A man who calls himself Doctor is making fun of imaginary titles that have never actually been used by the person in question. Dr. C is such an ignorant propogandist (sic) hypocrite. Thanks for my daily dose of laughter.

  43. avatar
    misha marinsky July 7, 2013 at 6:13 pm #

    Julius B Censor: Could the PDF be a genuine scan of a forgery?

    Yes!

    I have inside info that Obama is behind the San Francisco plane crash.

  44. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy July 7, 2013 at 6:13 pm #

    Actually that is a pretty old theory. Jerome Corsi suggested that someone inserted the fake Obama certificate into the bound volume removing the certificate of some deceased person. Remember Corsi’s mole?

    http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2011/05/corsis-hawaiian-mole/

    CarlOrcas: Are we headed for a claim that the vault copy is a forgery?

  45. avatar
    misha marinsky July 7, 2013 at 6:27 pm #

    Grand Lord Hypocrite:A man who calls himself Doctor is making fun of imaginary titles

    As an officer in the International Jewish Conspiracy™, I am authorized to say the blog author’s use of “Doctor” is reasonable, and we are certifying such use as כשר.

    Also, GLH, we are monitoring your internet connection with the help of the NSA.

  46. avatar
    misha marinsky July 7, 2013 at 6:36 pm #

    Jim: how many investigations have you heard about where the investigative agency doesn’t even interview eyewitnesses?

    I know! I know! It happens all the time on TV shows.

  47. avatar
    CarlOrcas July 7, 2013 at 6:48 pm #

    misha marinsky: It happens all the time on TV shows.

    Actually the whole thing is really a low budget made-for-cable TV show that can’t afford all the extra actors to play witnesses and those sorts of things.

    It’s the Zullo Show!

  48. avatar
    CarlOrcas July 7, 2013 at 6:51 pm #

    Dr. Conspiracy: Remember Corsi’s mole?

    I’d forgotten about that one.

    Crazy time!

  49. avatar
    CarlOrcas July 7, 2013 at 7:05 pm #

    Grand Lord Hypocrite:
    Oh my…this is rich. A man who calls himself Doctor is making fun of imaginary titles that have never actually been used by the person in question. Dr. C is such an ignorant propogandist hypocrite. Thanks for my daily dose of laughter.

    He isn’t a doctor???? I don’t believe it. His website has done wonders for my dyspepsia for years.

  50. avatar
    misha marinsky July 7, 2013 at 7:36 pm #

    CarlOrcas: His website has done wonders for my dyspepsia for years.

    Me too.

  51. avatar
    Keith July 7, 2013 at 9:08 pm #

    CarlOrcas: Actually the whole thing is really a low budget made-for-cable TV show that can’t afford all the extra actors to play witnesses and those sorts of things.

    It’s the Zullo Show!

    Oh, please don’t tell me that.

    Remember the discussion we had about worst movies? And my nomination of the film “The Bubble” AKA “The incredible invasion of Earth” or something like that?

    Its about a bunch of people trapped in a small town by an invisible barrier and boasts the worst script of all time and the worst acting of all time and zero tension and a completely false promotional campaign. Absolute drek.

    “They” are remaking it for TV (or rather have already made it). The name has changed again, this time its called “The Dome” (in Australia that is; I think its called “Under The Dome” in the US – gotta keep up that tradition).

    Please don’t tell me that its just a vehicle for this birther stuff. Did Obama put the Dome there? Are the inhabitants the passengers that were ‘disappeared’ off the planes on 9/11? Is Patrick McGoohan playing “Number 1”?

  52. avatar
    CarlOrcas July 7, 2013 at 10:12 pm #

    Keith: Oh, please don’t tell me that.

    Actually it’s a cross between The Three Stooges Meet Frankenstein and the Truman Show with a little Groundhog Day thrown in.

  53. avatar
    Arthur July 7, 2013 at 11:18 pm #

    CarlOrcas: He isn’t a doctor???? I don’t believe it. His website has done wonders for my dyspepsia for years.

    He kyurd mie dislexsia, to.

  54. avatar
    misha marinsky July 8, 2013 at 12:15 am #

    Arthur: He kyurd mie dislexsia, to.

    I’m going back to my flim camera.

  55. avatar
    scott e July 8, 2013 at 10:52 am #

    misha marinsky: As an officer in the International Jewish Conspiracy™, I am authorized to say the blog author’s use of “Doctor” is reasonable, and we are certifying such use as כשר.

    Also, GLH, we are monitoring your internet connection with the help of the NSA.

    !! מזל טוב

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    scott e July 8, 2013 at 10:55 am #

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    File a FOIA request with the Selective Service. Draft registrations are public records.

    don’t I need a valid ss number ?? I noticed 0’s registration is sept 30th, no ??

  57. avatar
    scott e July 8, 2013 at 11:03 am #

    scott e: i’m not sure why you are showing examples of 4 digits and a centered 2 digit.

    one thing I noticed is two different dates on the reg, and the ss has it checked as

    09/04/1980

    we birthers have not seen other registrations with two digits. please link to appropriate photos ??

    I have to see more from Hawaii at that time. odd, unless there are direct comparisons.

  58. avatar
    Kiwiwriter July 8, 2013 at 12:17 pm #

    Well, titles for Mr. Zullo:

    Der Fuehrer?
    Conducator? (Antonescu in Romania)
    Il Duce?
    Supreme Ruler?
    President for Life?
    Pontifex Maximus? (Matthew Hale adopted that Roman title to run his neo-Nazi World Church of the Creator. Now he’s doing 40 years for conspiring to murder a federal judge who actually ruled FOR him)
    Shining Sun of Humanity? (Stalin)
    Greatest Genius in History? (Stalin)
    Father of Orphans? (Stalin again)
    Grand Sachem of Tammany Hall?
    Holy Roman Emperor?
    Khan of Nakhitchevan?

    I like the one from Hungary:

    Regent of the Kingdom. That was Admiral Miklos Horthy’s title. He was an admiral without a navy, in a country without a seacoast, acting as regent for a kingdom, which did not have a king.

  59. avatar
    Majority Will July 8, 2013 at 12:32 pm #

    Grand Lord Hypocrite: Oh my…this is rich.

    So, Dr. J, Dr Pepper, Dr. Dre, Doctor Who, Doctor Octopus, Doctor Destiny, Doctor Manhattan, Doctor Strangelove, Doctor Zoidberg, Doctor Doom, Doctor Orpheus, Doctor Evil, Doctor Frank-N-Furter and Doctor Fate must really blow your mind.

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    Dr. Conspiracy July 8, 2013 at 12:42 pm #

    I would think not. You should be able to ask for all registrations from Hawaii for a date range. If it takes a lot of work, you might be asked to pay something.

    scott e: don’t I need a valid ss number ?? I noticed 0′s registration is sept 30th, no ??

  61. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy July 8, 2013 at 12:44 pm #

    And my own model, Dr. Science. (We both have a master’s degree — in science!)

    Majority Will: So, Dr. J, Dr Pepper, Dr. Dre, Doctor Who, Doctor Octopus, Doctor Destiny, Doctor Manhattan, Doctor Strangelove, Doctor Zoidberg, Doctor Doom, Doctor Orpheus, Doctor Evil, Doctor Frank-N-Furter and Doctor Fate must really blow your mind.

  62. avatar
    sfjeff July 8, 2013 at 12:59 pm #

    If in some Bizarro world, the Birth Certificate on file in Hawaii is a forgery…..well then how would that in anyway implicate Barack Obama?

    What Barack Obama presented at the press conference was certified as true by the State of Hawaii- so President Obama would have still been presenting to all of us an official certified Birth Certificate copy.

    As Doc points out the whole forgery thing just doesn’t make any sense and never has.

    IF in Bizarro World, someone did ‘forge’ the BC and ‘slipped it into’ the Department of Health- why, how and when would they have done so?

    At birth or soon after? Why would anyone risk going to prison to put a forged BC on file? So that Barack Obama could aspire to be President 50 years later?

    If not then- when? None of this makes sense- if his BC didn’t show his birth in the U.S., he would not have been able to get a U.S. passport as a kid- if he was naturalized, State would have records of his naturalization.

    None of this whole cockamamy story makes any sense- and it is telling that no Birther tries to present a scenario that would possibly be valid- instead they just claim ‘forgery’.

    Stupid Birthers. How much will Zullo and others be able to continue to skim off of them.

  63. avatar
    misha marinsky July 8, 2013 at 1:08 pm #

    Majority Will: So, Dr. J, Dr Pepper, Dr. Dre…

    Dr. John (with Ringo Starr): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaWj2HgN7Fw

  64. avatar
    misha marinsky July 8, 2013 at 1:17 pm #

    scott e: !!מזל טוב

    A message from Orly Tatiz: Мазель тов!

  65. avatar
    misha marinsky July 8, 2013 at 1:31 pm #

    sfjeff: IF in Bizarro World, someone did ‘forge’ the BC and ‘slipped it into’ the Department of Health- why, how and when would they have done so?

    Corsi Claims He Has Identity Of Individual Behind Birth Certificate Forgery – May 22, 2011

    -World Net Daily’s Dr. Jerome Corsi will soon release details of the key person who helped create Obama’s newly forged birth certificate.
    -Dr. Corsi reports the key person is in the Media. Also, more explosive details revealed during today’s interview on Infowars Radio Show regarding Obama’s destroyed birth records in Kenya and more…

    http://www.infowars.com/corsi-claims-he-has-identity-of-individual-behind-birth-certificate-forgery/

  66. avatar
    Jim July 8, 2013 at 1:40 pm #

    Majority Will: So, Dr. J, Dr Pepper, Dr. Dre, Doctor Who, Doctor Octopus, Doctor Destiny, Doctor Manhattan, Doctor Strangelove, Doctor Zoidberg, Doctor Doom, Doctor Orpheus, Doctor Evil, Doctor Frank-N-Furter and Doctor Fate must really blow your mind.

    Don’t forget my favorite…Doctor Detroit!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67IIRN9FfH4

  67. avatar
    misha marinsky July 8, 2013 at 1:41 pm #

    Lupin: May I suggest Generalissimo Zullo?

    “Generalissimo Francisco Franco is stubbornly clinging to death…”

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    misha marinsky July 8, 2013 at 1:46 pm #

    sfjeff: Stupid Birthers. How much will Zullo and others be able to continue to skim off of them.

    H.L. Mencken: “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”

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    Sactosintolerant July 8, 2013 at 2:40 pm #

    misha marinsky: Corsi Claims He Has Identity Of Individual Behind Birth Certificate Forgery – May 22, 2011

    -World Net Daily’s Dr. Jerome Corsi will soon release details of the key person who helped create Obama’s newly forged birth certificate.
    -Dr. Corsi reports the key person is in the Media. Also, more explosive details revealed during today’s interview on Infowars Radio Show regarding Obama’s destroyed birth records in Kenya and more…

    http://www.infowars.com/corsi-claims-he-has-identity-of-individual-behind-birth-certificate-forgery/

    To be fair, Corsi was at a low point then. It’s understandable that he got erratic with his claims.

    He went from flirting with Trump and national exposure to being viewed as a crank and a breakup with his former MSM buddy, Hannity, in the blink of an eye.

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    Dave B. July 8, 2013 at 2:56 pm #

    But what is one to make of the claims to their titles of arch-fiend Professor Chaos, and his sidekick General Disarray?

    Majority Will: So, Dr. J, Dr Pepper, Dr. Dre, Doctor Who, Doctor Octopus, Doctor Destiny, Doctor Manhattan, Doctor Strangelove, Doctor Zoidberg, Doctor Doom, Doctor Orpheus, Doctor Evil, Doctor Frank-N-Furter and Doctor Fate must really blow your mind.

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    Majority Will July 8, 2013 at 3:35 pm #

    Dave B.:
    But what is one to make of the claims to their titles of arch-fiend Professor Chaos, and his sidekick General Disarray?

    My favorite character name is still Major Major Major Major.

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    Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter July 8, 2013 at 7:10 pm #

    Hi Dr. C!!!

    OH, I LOVE the image!!! That sooo fits Zullo! The pointy little head. The costume. The overall dorkiness!

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

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    The Magic M July 9, 2013 at 4:31 am #

    Sactosintolerant: To be fair, Corsi was at a low point then. It’s understandable that he got erratic with his claims.

    Corsi seems to have abandoned the birther train altogether, preferring instead to release a (potentially) “normal” book on the success of the Obama campaign. This got him immense negative feedback on WND from the wingnuts who yell “he only won through election fraud” and “Romney threw the election on purpose”. So it seems he doesn’t care about that specific group of fools anymore which can only mean the sales of the latest WND crap books must be plummeting.

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    The Magic M July 9, 2013 at 4:37 am #

    Majority Will: Doctor Strangelove

    Gotta love Dr. Merkwürdiglieben (the correct translation would’ve been Dr. Seltsameliebe; in Germany the movie was called “Dr. Seltsam oder wie ich lernte, die Bombe zu lieben”).

    Majority Will: My favorite character name is still Major Major Major Major.

    What is your major malfunction, Major Malfunction?

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    Majority Will July 9, 2013 at 5:09 am #

    The Magic M: Gotta love Dr. Merkwürdiglieben (the correct translation would’ve been Dr. Seltsameliebe; in Germany the movie was called “Dr. Seltsam oder wie ich lernte, die Bombe zu lieben”).

    What is your major malfunction, Major Malfunction?

    😀