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Zullo and Gallups put on trial, and a great time was had by all

imageThe Supreme Court of Bun Dogs held a trial of Mike Zullo and Carl Gallups last night, broadcast live by Reality Check Radio. It was, of course, satire as was made explicit from the beginning. It was pretty funny.

Callers presented their charges and evidence. Foggy acted as prosecutor and RC was the Judge. I brought charges against Carl Gallups for being accessory to impersonating a police officer by calling Mike Zullo “Lieutenant” a rank not present in the police department where Zullo allegedly worked 20 years ago.

The funniest part was when the Xerox 7655 (“Roxy”) called in from the White House and confessed to making Barack Obama’s long form PDF.

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18 Responses to Zullo and Gallups put on trial, and a great time was had by all

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    Andrew Vrba, PmG October 16, 2013 at 8:08 am #

    Oh man, I can’t wait to read the big hissy fit the birthers are gonna throw over this.

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    The Magic M October 16, 2013 at 9:00 am #

    I don’ think they’ll mention it as they would have a hard time birthsplainin’ to their followers how the RCR trial was a sham yet their own “Citizen Grand Juries” had any authority.

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    Dr. Conspiracy October 16, 2013 at 9:09 am #

    I think that you are attributing incorrectly a consistency and logic to the birthers that they do not possess.

    The Magic M: I don’ think they’ll mention it as they would have a hard time birthsplainin’ to their followers how the RCR trial was a sham yet their own “Citizen Grand Juries” had any authority.

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    Curious George October 16, 2013 at 10:12 am #

    Will Mike Zullo & Carl Gallups appeal the verdict? Will ORYR have a meltdown? Will Sheriff Arpaio make Zullo ” Volunteer Posse Member of the Month” to detract from the verdict? Stay tuned.

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    Reality Check October 16, 2013 at 10:31 am #

    There is no, I repeat no appeal of a verdict rendered by the Supreme Court of Bun Dogs. All sales are final.

    Curious George:
    Will Mike Zullo & Carl Gallups appeal the verdict?Will ORYR have a meltdown?Will Sheriff Arpaio make Zullo ” Volunteer Posse Member of the Month” to detract from the verdict? Stay tuned.

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    Curious George October 16, 2013 at 10:50 am #

    Reality Check: There is no, I repeat no appeal of a verdict rendered by the Supreme Court of Bun Dogs. All sales are final.

    You mean that the Supreme Court of Bun Dogs verdict is really final!!!!!!????? Mike Zullo will be Mike Zullo for the rest of his life!!!!???? And the Reverend Gallups will be the Reverend Gallups for the rest of HIS life!!!!???? But doesn’t that constitute cruel and unusual punishment!!!!???? Oh, the humanity!!!!!

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    Sam the Centipede October 16, 2013 at 12:27 pm #

    Whoa, RC!! Don’t the rules of OrlyLaw apply in the Most Excellent Courts of the Bun Dogs (especially as she was the first litigator there)?

    Surely there will be an Appeal of Motion for Recusal of Pro Se Reconsideration of Ex Post Facto Dismissal of Ultra Vires Summary Declaration of Notice of Judgment (with enlarged exhibits of course).

    Properly served, with crab-cakes, salsa and lettuce.

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    Crustacean October 16, 2013 at 1:00 pm #

    Crab cakes?? BARBARIANS!!!

    But seriously, I’m really sorry I missed that show. If we weren’t laughing at birthers, we’d have no choice but to cry.

    Sam the Centipede: Properly served, with crab-cakes, salsa and lettuce.

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    justlw October 16, 2013 at 2:15 pm #

    According to the Birfer Law of Causality, this trial just FIXED THE GUMMINT! Kudos!

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    Daniel October 16, 2013 at 2:18 pm #

    Crustacean:
    Crab cakes??BARBARIANS!!!

    Technically crab cakes are an abomination….

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    Andrew Vrba, PmG October 16, 2013 at 2:26 pm #

    I’m of a “Crustaceans are too closely related to insects to be considered edible” mindset, so calling minced sea-bug cake an abomination is spot-on in my book.

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    sfjeff October 16, 2013 at 5:04 pm #

    I hope that the court pronounced that arrest warrants would be issued against certain persons sometime in the future, but these persons can’t be named because of secrecy.policy by the court.

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    Bob October 16, 2013 at 5:27 pm #

    I get the feeling that you’re not taking the Cold Case Posse seriously.

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    Keith October 16, 2013 at 9:10 pm #

    Andrew Vrba, PmG:
    I’m of a “Crustaceans are too closely related to insects to be considered edible” mindset, so calling minced sea-bug cake an abomination is spot-on in my book.

    Ain’t nuttin wrong with a nice deep fried bug every now and agin.

    Honey Ants are DELICIOUS. Yummy Honey Ants!

    But crab cakes ARE an abomination. Eat ’em freshly cooked out of the shell or don’t eat ’em at all is what I say.

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    Rickey October 17, 2013 at 12:42 am #

    The only thing missing from the trial was a seance with Harry Bounel.

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    Craig October 17, 2013 at 1:00 am #

    Dammit, I can’t listen to this right now. Please put my mind at rest, did Roxy at least purr, Jessica Rabbit like, “I’m not bad, I’m just wired that way”??

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    Thomas Brown October 17, 2013 at 10:42 am #

    Roxy called in to “confess” at about the 1-hr. mark.

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    roadburner October 18, 2013 at 7:59 am #

    i always thought a crustacean was a chinaman who had been run over by a steamroller