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Obots amok!

Oh wow! Birther Report’s off the air! Now I can do whatever I want! I can say whatever I want! Wow, just wow! There’s no one left to check Obot excesses (Orly doesn’t count). Shout gleefully! Sing! Obots, run amok!

T-shirt saying "AMOK" divided in two lines

You know what my first major project in this BR-free environment will be? I’m going to work on the porch screens.

Birthers share a number of delusions, first among which is that anything they do really matters. Does anyone in their right mind think that the 227th lawsuit is going to go any differently that its predecessors? A corollary oft heard at Birther Report is that Obots are anxious, even scared, of what Mike Zullo is going to reveal in March. All Zullo is going to reveal in March is more proof that he and his investigation is a fraud. Nobody, and I mean nobody, is the least bit anxious over anything Mike Zullo is going to do. This Obot has a clean conscience. There is a reason why birthers lose all their lawsuits, a reason why Obama got re-elected, a reason why the mainstream media ignores them, and a reason why US Attorneys won’t touch their complaints: they are all meritless, and nothing they do can change that.

Indeed, rather than an opportunity, BR’s hiatus is a problem. There’s no one-stop shopping place for a marginally obscene and fully outrageous comments for the Quote of the Day. There’s one less source for something to poke fun at. Obot tabloids will have do go without some of their most zany and sensational stories.

Photo of a pickle

I do have one serious concern. If Birther Report moves away from Google Blogger, it becomes even more likely that they will become a dangerous site to visit in terms of malware.

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10 Responses to Obots amok!

  1. avatar
    Joey February 9, 2014 at 1:52 pm #

    I’m worried about Falcon. Birther Report withdrawal causes convulsions that can result in brain death.
    But then who would be able to tell?

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    The Magic M (not logged in) February 9, 2014 at 2:08 pm #

    Maybe they took it down themselves.

    First the Sibley letter (which even the BR crowd didn’t buy), then the guy who admitted “we hate [Obama] ’cause he’s black”… Scrubfest 2014.

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    JPotter February 9, 2014 at 2:32 pm #

    suspiciously, my mainframe has also gone on vacation. According to the birfers–coincidence=causation–they must be the culprits! ipso facto!

    Dont worry Doc plenty of other sources for birfery content / quotes. Some of them awfully dark and nasty tho. Good luck on the screens, from one who wishes he had a porch.

  4. avatar
    Curious George February 9, 2014 at 2:42 pm #

    Ding dong the site is down, the site is down.
    Ding dong the wicked site is down…

  5. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy February 9, 2014 at 2:45 pm #

    I love it!

    Curious George: Ding dong the site is down, the site is down.
    Ding dong the wicked site is down…

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    Curious George February 9, 2014 at 4:52 pm #

    Dr C,

    “I love it!”

    Thank you, thank you very much.

    There is no joy in Birtherville,
    The mighty BR’s lights are out!

  7. avatar
    Curious George February 9, 2014 at 4:55 pm #

    Moderation? Did I say another magic word?

  8. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy February 9, 2014 at 5:37 pm #

    Most likely the spam filter couldn’t contact its server, resulting in temporary moderation. I didn’t approve the comment, so it must have been the automatic release when the server was back up.

    Curious George:
    Moderation? Did I say another magic word?

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    Curious George February 9, 2014 at 5:44 pm #

    My better half says they’re all Burpers not Birthers or Burfers. Why? Because they regurgitate everything.

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    Greenfinches February 10, 2014 at 12:40 pm #

    Curious George: they’re all Burpers not Birthers or Burfers. Why? Because they regurgitate everything.

    oh yes, good stuff!!