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First US Ebola case; Doc leaves country

A semicolon does not imply causality, and actually I left the US before the Ebola case was confirmed. All I’ll say is that I haven’t met Lucas Smith, and I haven’t found any new birth certificates for Barack Obama.

Normal blog operations will resume when I return in a few days.

10 Responses to First US Ebola case; Doc leaves country

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    Keith October 2, 2014 at 12:00 am #

    Have a nice jaunt and put your feet up.

    We won’t burn the place down in your absence; trust us.

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    Dave B. October 2, 2014 at 12:06 am #

    Dang jetsetters. Just don’t go back to Ukraine, ok?

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    bovril October 2, 2014 at 6:17 am #

    H’mmmmmm, if I was a buffoon/birfoon, this sudden absence seems suspicious….. linked to my unscheduled trip to Mumbai/Bombay after Doc returns., the upcoming Peter Boyles love fest with Gallullu……OMG….WTF….CEL III…MOO…. The end is here, the great reveal and Obots are scurrying for cover…….✈ 🚀. 🚄. 🚢. 🚏

    Sorry, channeling my inner BitterDelusional for a moment there, got away from me….. 😎

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    alg October 2, 2014 at 8:08 am #

    bovril: H’mmmmmm, if I was a buffoon/birfoon, this sudden absence seems suspicious….. linked to my unscheduled trip to Mumbai/Bombay after Doc returns., the upcoming Peter Boyles love fest with Gallullu……OMG….WTF….CEL III…MOO…. The end is here, the great reveal and Obots are scurrying for cover…….✈🚀. 🚄. 🚢. 🚏

    Suspicious, indeed! Not to worry, though. My NSA handlers tell me that they’ve got Doc tailed and tracked. If he attempts to turn they’ll take care of it.

    🙂

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    Jim October 2, 2014 at 10:00 am #

    Have a fun and safe trip Doc.

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    JPotter October 2, 2014 at 11:10 am #

    Was Taitz on the plane, fleeing the dreaded imaginary invasion of diseased Africans?

    I assume she would insist on sitting at the front of the plane, in order to be farther away, and to get away faster 😉

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    DaddyBeerest October 2, 2014 at 5:46 pm #

    Interesting you mentioned Lucas. He went full in on his long con saying he was being held to be deported to Kenya.

    He updated in June that he had 90 days to find the court some mystery man of Obama Binary Options or he would be detained again.

    90 Days has come and gone, but Lucas has not updated his Con. Curious to see how he slithers out of this one for Bruce.

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    Dr. Conspiracy October 2, 2014 at 8:29 pm #

    I didn’t leave by plane.

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    Andrew Vrba, PmG October 3, 2014 at 10:28 am #

    DaddyBeerest:
    Interesting you mentioned Lucas.He went full in on his long con saying he was being held to be deported to Kenya.

    He updated in June that he had 90 days to find the court some mystery man of Obama Binary Options or he would be detained again.

    90 Days has come and gone, but Lucas has not updated his Con.Curious to see how he slithers out of this one for Bruce.

    Bruce isn’t a hard sucker to convince. He’s the mark every conman dreams of! Writes checks without asking any questions. Smith won’t have to try very hard to explain this away. Bruce falls for lies that a 3 year old would see right through. If Zullo had a mark like Bruce, his press conferences would go something like “Obama’s Birth Certificate is a forgery. The ghost who never lies told me so…But only I can see and hear him, but trust me! He totally said it!”

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    Dr. Conspiracy October 4, 2014 at 9:55 am #

    FWIW, I went to a friend’s wedding in Maine, and drove over to Montreal for a few days.