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Shock: Obama will cancel 2014 elections

Have I wasted all that time training to become a poll manager?

Conservative commentator Erik Rush wrote:

Obama’s definitely high on power, but I wouldn’t count on him paying any price for his policy escapades; considering the course America is on at the moment, there may not be a midterm election in 2014 at all.

But, but but…

My own congressional representative Trey Gowdy set the tone in 2013 saying:

If the president can fail to enforce immigration laws, can the president likewise fail to enforce election laws?

There is some precedent for canceling the election based on Obama’s cancellation of the 2o12 elections, reports Weekly World News:

WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis.

In a speech delivered in Raleigh, North Carolina, President Obama made clear that there will be no new significant government measures to address the most severe jobs crisis since the Great Depression of the 1930s.

But he startled the crowd when he revealed his “one transformative idea”.  He told the crowd that he had a brilliant idea for reducing spending and for helping put Americans back to work.  He announced that he signed an Executive Order canceling this year’s midterm elections, scheduled for November 6th, 2012.

If those pundits are wrong and the 2014 election comes off as scheduled then we can be sure that Obama will cancel the 2016 election on the highest authority, God. Prophet Glenda Jackson said on Sid Roth’s television show1, “It’s Supernatural”:

imageGod showed me that if Christians don’t start praying more than they ever have and even the churches become the house of prayer this next Presidential election is not going to take place. It is going to be suspended because evil is going to arise and some disasters are going to happen and some things are going to be put in place and the President is not going to be removed.


1For a hoot, watch the Glenda Jackson appearance video and the paraplegic who was healed by being hit with a severed finger.

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11 Responses to Shock: Obama will cancel 2014 elections

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    The Magic M October 29, 2014 at 8:46 am #

    some disasters are going to happen and some things are going to be put in place

    Gee whiz, her god is even less concrete than today’s horror scope horoscope. No wonder he had to call out for Adam and Eve when they were hiding, despite being omniscient and all.

    She obviously has a great business in fortune telling ahead of her. “Will I ever marry again?” – “I see that someone will find someone, or maybe not.”

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    Arthur October 29, 2014 at 9:19 am #

    “God showed me that if Christians don’t start praying more than they ever have and even the churches become the house of prayer this next Presidential election is not going to take place.”

    And God showed me that if my kids don’t shape up, Santa won’t come, Rudolph’s nose won’t glow, and it will be winter but never Christmas.

  3. avatar
    Curious George October 29, 2014 at 9:48 am #

    Beware of false prophets.

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    Curious George October 29, 2014 at 10:00 am #

    “……..and some things are going to be put in place and the President is not going to be removed.”

    Commander Zullo will release the Reed Hayes’ Report.

    Pastor Gallups will make the release for Corporal Zullo from his studio in Milton, Florida.

    The 25 people who hear the release will cause a firestorm of protest……..

    GR will report 1 million in protest……..

    Beware of false prophets.

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    Steve October 29, 2014 at 12:55 pm #

    About Gowdy’s comment, it’s an article of faith among conservatives that the President is not enforcing immigration law, but is it not true that he is also on pace to deport more immigrants than Bush?

    Either it’s true or it’s not. It’s not open to interpretation.

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    Pastor Charmley October 29, 2014 at 1:35 pm #

    Ah, Sid Roth. “It’s Supernatural” always reminds me, just as a title, of the spoof show “That’s Amazing” on the 1990s British comedy sketch show ‘The Fast Show’.

    It’s certainly every bit as farcical.

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    Andrew Vrba, PmG October 29, 2014 at 7:50 pm #

    Now that’s the look of someone who freebases Toilet Duck.

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    JPotter October 29, 2014 at 8:07 pm #

    I don’t suppose calmly explaining that a President can’t affect state elections by an executive order would help? What’s he going to do, invade all 50 states at once?

    Oh, whoops, sorry, didn’t mean to spill the beans! 😉

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    The Magic M October 30, 2014 at 6:54 am #

    JPotter: What’s he going to do, invade all 50 states at once?

    I thought all the microscopic ISIS fighters from Mejico were supposed to do that.

    Next on FoxNews: “Will government nanobots eat all the ballots?”

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    Jim F October 30, 2014 at 6:54 am #

    This is the classic no-lose prediction. If the elections are cancelled then she can say she was right all along. If they are not cancelled then it was only so through the power of millions of prayers. See, we win both ways.

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    Andrew Vrba, PmG October 30, 2014 at 10:02 am #

    Jim F: This is the classic no-lose prediction. If the elections are cancelled then she can say she was right all along. If they are not cancelled then it was only so through the power of millions of prayers. See, we win both ways.

    I see birthers taking a similar stance whenever I hear that “Obama is gonna use a tragedy/declare martial law in order to stay in office for a third term!” nonsense.
    Its a thing that won’t happen, because reality, but birthers will somehow claim that it was them, that stopped Obama from doing something he was never going to do in the first place.