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Gerbil Report™: Call for papers

On a whim, I created a blog using Google Blogger, and called it Gerbil Report™. Should anyone want to exercise their creativity and write an article for publication there, send it care of “admin” here at OCT. The funnier, the better—just no outing. The actual blog will be zulloreleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com, but you will be able to access it through gerbilreport.com.

I don’t intend to write much if at all for it, but want the best in birther criticism from any and all sources to appear.

21 Responses to Gerbil Report™: Call for papers

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    Punchmaster via Mobile April 17, 2015 at 3:59 pm #

    This is gonna be fun!

  2. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy April 17, 2015 at 4:01 pm #

    When the cat’s away, the gerbils will play.

  3. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy April 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm #

    Someone, dang it, got gerbilreport.blogspot.com, and then didn’t add any content, which is why I had to use therealgerbilreport.blogspot.com.

    Maybe I should have made it “ZulloReleaseYourRecords.”

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    Jim April 17, 2015 at 4:10 pm #

    You mean stories like these?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3162743.stm

    http://www.burytimes.co.uk/news/11399545.Family_overrun_by_gerbils/

    Or you looking more for

    “Senate Republicans refuse to declare Cruz eligible”
    Senator McConnell: “If the Senator wants to act like a jerk to his fellow Republicans, let him fight it out in the SCOTUS!”

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    Smirk 4 Food April 17, 2015 at 4:26 pm #

    How do we keep it from turning into a fan site for Richard Gere?

  6. avatar
    Reality Check April 17, 2015 at 4:49 pm #

    😆 I snagged gerbilreport.wordpress.com after reading this.

  7. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy April 17, 2015 at 4:55 pm #

    I’m having a little problem with the DNS entries necessary to link gerbilreport.com to zulloreleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com. It will probably just take some time for propagation of the new CNAME entries.

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    Nancy R Owens April 17, 2015 at 4:55 pm #

    *snickers* With friends like these…

    Reality Check:
    I snagged gerbilreport.wordpress.com after reading this.

  9. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy April 17, 2015 at 5:05 pm #

    Update:

    I have registered the domain GerbilReport.com, and created the blog ZulloReleaseYourRecords.blogspot.com, with the former pointing to the latter (once everything propagates);

    I have no idea why I didn’t think of this ages ago.

  10. avatar
    Joey April 17, 2015 at 6:07 pm #

    How about “arpaioreleaseyourzullo.com”?

  11. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy April 17, 2015 at 6:09 pm #

    Or maybe HayesReleaseYourReport.com.

    Joey:
    How about “arpaioreleaseyourzullo.com”?

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    Punchmaster via Mobile April 17, 2015 at 6:17 pm #

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Update:

    I have registered the domain GerbilReport.com, and created the blog ZulloReleaseYourRecords.blogspot.com, with the former pointing to the latter (once everything propagates);

    I have no idea why I didn’t think of this ages ago.

    I can’t wait for Falcon and pals, to pitch a fit. First Amendment rights are only for ‘Merica lovin’ kooks after all.

  13. avatar
    Northland10 April 17, 2015 at 7:11 pm #

    Joey:
    How about “arpaioreleaseyourzullo.com”?

    Sounds like a porn site.

  14. avatar
    RanTalbott April 17, 2015 at 9:23 pm #

    Dr. Conspiracy: Or maybe HayesReleaseYourReport.com.

    Oh, but you can’t do that. Don’t you remember? Obots can’t possibly criticize Hayes because he’s a registered Democrat, and a former employee of Perkins Coie. You’d be undermining Obama’s defense by impeaching their “expert”.

    Or turning him into a newt.

    Or something: they’re a little fuzzy on the exact effects.

  15. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy April 18, 2015 at 9:45 am #

    OK, the URL’s are all working.

  16. avatar
    Matt April 18, 2015 at 10:52 am #

    The link to GerbilReport in your article takes me to therealgerbilreport.blogspot.com, which appears to have been removed.

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    Dr. Conspiracy April 18, 2015 at 1:04 pm #

    Right. It’s changed.

    http://www.gerbilreport.com/

    No content there yet.

    Matt: The link to GerbilReport in your article takes me to therealgerbilreport.blogspot.com, which appears to have been removed.

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    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater April 19, 2015 at 10:53 am #

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Right. It’s changed.

    http://www.gerbilreport.com/

    No content there yet.

    I think the graphic is missing a gerbil poking out between the G and R.

  19. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy April 21, 2015 at 11:17 am #

    The first GerbilReport article is up.

    http://www.gerbilreport.com/2015/04/universe-shattering-arpaio-faces.html

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    Crustacean April 21, 2015 at 1:35 pm #

    Ooh, I hope some BR regulars show up there. I’d really like to tell them what I think of them without my comments getting deep-sixed by the moderator.

    On second thought, what I really think of them involves such foul language, it’s probably for the better that those comments get canned.

    Dr. Conspiracy: The first GerbilReport article is up.

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    Crustacean April 21, 2015 at 2:10 pm #

    Damned, dirty gerbils!

    http://time.com/3727962/john-oliver-last-week-tonight-rats-bubonic-plague/