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Stocking up on FEMA coffins

Have you noticed all of the birthers who have disappeared into FEMA detention camps over the past 6 years? Me neither. Nevertheless, right-wing nut jobs continue to predict that it is only a matter of time before Obama declares martial law and puts all of the freedom-loving patriots in these camps, or kills them and buries them in FEMA coffins. The latest variation on this theme is the FEMA death train (or the FEMA prison car), often accompanied by this image.

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I copied the image above from a post by ★FALCON★ at Birther Report, but the same thing appears all over the Internet.

What this is, and I should know because I live between the BMW auto plant and the South Carolina Inland Port, is an automotive flatcar. It is designed to deliver cars straight from the factory to the dealer, protecting the contents from accidental damage and vandalism.

I was lucky to find a video on YouTube from Welford, South Carolina, also just down the road from me, showing these automotive rail cars. Pretty much any day of the week, one see cars like these passing. Of course, the conspiracy minded might conclude that upstate South Carolina was a major stockpile point for FEMA prison cars (the second train in the video shows cars just like the one pictured above).

There are many pages on the Internet describing what they really are:

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14 Responses to Stocking up on FEMA coffins

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    OPERATION 815 EXPOSED April 16, 2015 at 4:53 pm #

    Kevin, you had the opportunity to call me twice so that I could provide my bona fides and open up a line of communication—you did not accept my offer. Jade Helm 15 is part of Operation 815, and all birthers and obots will be rounded up and detained. Why? Because you all know too much and are in the “extreme” groups. They don’t want “extremes” running around, they want sheeple who are braindead. Let’s take YOU for instance—you are a genius and your reconstruction LFBC number is the exact same number they used for their LFBC. You will soon find yourself being “bunk mates” with Mike Volin, Aaron (BSE), and FALCON. As a Christian, you should know full well that Satan will hijack America and take over the world, and if your church hasn’t warned you of this, I would run away from them at 100 mph in the opposite direction. JADE HELM 15 IS COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU AND ALL OBOTS AND BIRTHERS WILL BE DETAINED

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    Crustacean April 16, 2015 at 4:58 pm #

    “Pretty much any day of the week, one see cars like these passing.”

    Well, sure, if one does not spend all of one’s time in Mother’s basement making up crap about presidential conspiracies and hidden Malaysian airliners filled with explosives.

    I used to think Falcon was just an a–hole, but now I’m convinced he’s every bit as guano crazy as BSE.

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    Dr. Conspiracy April 16, 2015 at 5:56 pm #

    When I was a teenager, someone my father knew asked him if I knew how to handle myself in a bar fight. He replied that I had sense enough not to get into bar fights.

    For the latest of Jade Helm paranoia:

    http://freedomoutpost.com/2015/04/lt-col-caught-in-lies-about-jade-helm-our-worst-fears-confirmed/

    For the latest on Jade Help sanity:

    Why Operation Jade Helm 15 is freaking out the Internet — and why it shouldn’t be

    OPERATION 815 EXPOSED: Kevin, you had the opportunity to call me twice so that I could provide my bona fides and open up a line of communication—you did not accept my offer.

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    The Magic M (not logged in) April 17, 2015 at 5:15 am #

    The latest variation on this theme is the FEMA death train (or the FEMA prison car)

    The disinformation campaign is working if even Blue Falcon has fallen for it.
    Now of course the inner circle knows that the real FEMA death trains run underground (which is why we at clearance level 10 and above affectionately call them the Gerbil Express).

    ATTN Obots: the passphrase for this month is “Long Train Running”. For May, it will be “Peace Train” (to honour our great Muslim friend and co-conspirator Cat Stevens).

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    Rickey April 17, 2015 at 1:43 pm #

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    When I was a teenager, someone my father knew asked him if I knew how to handle myself in a bar fight. He replied that I had sense enough not to get into bar fights.

    Your father was a wise man.

    I recall that back in Clinton’s second term there was a huge outcry on Compuserve message boards that black helicopters were going to be swarming down on gun owners throughout the country in order to confiscate their weapons. The conspiracy theorists even “knew” the date, which of course never came to pass.

    Speaking of conspiracy theories, Neil Degrasse Tyson was on The Nightly Show last night and he explained why the U.S. flag was waving when it was placed on the moon. There is no air on the moon, so the moon landing conspiracy theorists argue that it couldn’t have been waving. In reality, the flag was waving because there is no air on the moon. When the astronaut let go of the flag he caused it to move, and because there was no air resistance it continued to move.

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    Daniel April 17, 2015 at 2:16 pm #

    Rickey: I recall that back in Clinton’s second term there was a huge outcry on Compuserve message boards that black helicopters were going to be swarming down on gun owners throughout the country in order to confiscate their weapons. The conspiracy theorists even “knew” the date, which of course never came to pass.

    It never came to pass because patriots caught one of the black helicopters, killed it, and gave it an autopsy. What they found was astonishing!

    http://zapatopi.net/blackhelicopters/autopsy/

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    Dr. Conspiracy April 17, 2015 at 2:28 pm #

    The Discovery Channel’s “Mythbusters” series did a nice episode on Moon Landing Hoaxes, including putting a flag in a vacuum chamber to watch it swing.

    Rickey: Speaking of conspiracy theories, Neil Degrasse Tyson was on The Nightly Show last night and he explained why the U.S. flag was waving when it was placed on the moon.

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    Woodrowfan April 17, 2015 at 2:55 pm #

    I remember the Clinton “Black Helicopter” paranoia. One of the militia types claimed that they shot a missile at his house and tried to kill him, but disguised it to make it look like his water heater had exploded after a gas leak. clever buggers

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    Slartibartfast April 17, 2015 at 7:02 pm #

    They also showed that a footprint in the lunar regolith would be as sharp as the image of Neil Armstrong’s boot and that the lighting in the photographs was possible given the ambient lighting on the Moon. Since then we’ve also been able to see where they parked, where they went of a joyride and where they left their car (resolution was insufficient to determine how many parking tickets they’ve gotten).

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    The Discovery Channel’s “Mythbusters” series did a nice episode on Moon Landing Hoaxes, including putting a flag in a vacuum chamber to watch it swing.

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    gorefan April 17, 2015 at 9:16 pm #

    Rickey: Speaking of conspiracy theories

    Leo Donfrio’s movie on why the moon landing is fake is opening tonight (IIRC).

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    Slartibartfast April 17, 2015 at 10:24 pm #

    Yes it is.

    http://thefogbow.com/forum/topic/2180-leo-donofrio/?p=640630

    gorefan: Leo Donfrio’s movie on why the moon landing is fake is opening tonight (IIRC).

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    roadburner April 18, 2015 at 6:34 am #

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    When I was a teenager, someone my father knew asked him if I knew how to handle myself in a bar fight. He replied that I had sense enough not to get into bar fights.

    funny, but when i was practicing martial arts, our sensei always started the class with a mile run around the streets near the dojo.

    as well as fitness he said it was important to learn how to run, because if you aín’t where the trouble is and can escape, no-one can hit you.

    from someone with 20 years experience, and having represented his country in full contact karate, it made me pay attention 😉

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    Steve April 19, 2015 at 6:19 pm #

    roadburner: funny, but when i was practicing martial arts, our sensei always started the class with a mile run around the streets near the dojo.

    as well as fitness he said it was important to learn how to run, because if you aín’t where the trouble is and can escape, no-one can hit you.

    I remember watching a crime drama on CBS about 10-15 years ago that starred some Korean martial arts expert whose name escapes me.
    In one scene I guy asks him if he could show him some of his moves. The expert shook hands with the guy and said “Use that one and you’ll never need to use any other.”

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    W. Kevin Vicklund April 20, 2015 at 4:42 pm #

    Subject line on a work email today:

    FWD: FEMA ICS Train…

    The rest was chopped off, since I saw it on my phone. It was actually a mandatory training session that I have to take because I am a project engineer at a municipal utility (basically, if some sort of disaster befalls the utility, how we are supposed to integrate with recovery efforts).