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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Following is an excerpt from a very long comment flagged as spam here on the blog:

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6 Responses to How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

  1. avatar
    Nancy Ruth Owens April 8, 2016 at 11:22 pm #

    😆

  2. avatar
    Notorial Dissent April 9, 2016 at 3:01 am #

    That is just disturbing/disturbed on so many levels.

  3. avatar
    Comrade Fogovich April 9, 2016 at 8:37 am #

    Doc, we’re having another {meetup/gathering/get-together} in {May/the fifth month of the year}, and we’d certainly love to {see/entertain/visit} with you {and your lovely wife}, if you can make it. It’s in Baltimore on the 20th – 22nd, and we have a {special/tapas style} dinner arranged in a really {nice/pleasant} restaurant on the {evening/night} of the 21st. If there’s any {chance/likelihood} that you might join us, send me a {PM on Fogbow/email} and let me know, and I’ll send you all the {details/hotel & restaurant info}.

    Yours,

    Comrade Fogovich

  4. avatar
    justlw April 15, 2016 at 9:52 pm #

    This seems to throw the validity of many Internet comments that I have seen into serious doubt!

  5. avatar
    Keith (not logged on) April 16, 2016 at 4:39 am #

    justlw:
    This seems to throw the validity of many Internet comments that I have seen into serious doubt!

    Don’t read this then
    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/04/08/donald-trump-busted-con-voters-hundreds-fake-twitter-accounts.html

  6. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy April 16, 2016 at 9:41 pm #

    Here is an actual spam message I just got. I think it fits one of the templates.

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