Commenter Jim wrote:
Wish I could find the old Jeff Foxworthy takeoff I wrote years ago
“If you think a used car salesman playing cop is more reliable than the State of Hawaii, yew might be a birther.”
I think I had about 30-40 of them.
Help Jim out with some new ones. Here’s one of mine:
You might be a birther if you think removing the red eye from the pictures of your kid’s birthday party with Photoshop makes you a forensic document expert.
Not recommended, but you could check out: