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From time to time I get emails like the one I’m including below. I don’t usually answer them for a couple of reasons: the writer wouldn’t listen if I did, and the return email addresses they give typically don’t work. The latter is the case with this email, which besides the name “MAC” and a non-functional1 email address, has no identification of the sender. I’ll insert some comments in [boldface].

Name: MAC

Comments: The guy in the WH had a father who WAS NEVER AN AMERICAN CITIZEN!  Both parents need to be American Citizens. That keeps him from qualifying to run for President.  But as long as
you and all the dysfunctional Secretaries of States  cannot figure out what is going on, you think you’re right. 

[It’s not just me and the secretaries of state. It is several Constitutional law scholars, the Congressional Research Service and 10 court decisions. Basically nobody with any gravitas agrees with your crank theory of presidential eligibility, which is in no textbook, law or court decision. You certainly give one no reason to think that you’re even qualified to have an opinion much less better qualified than the law professors and judges who say otherwise. From my point of view, you are doing a good job of establishing yourself as a crank.]

He told you energy costs would skyrocket under his policies.  How is THAT good for the American public?  This government still allows energy companies to put our resources on the world market, which prevents us from having any control over what we have to pay!  We now produce more oil than Saudi Arabia, but our prices continue to net increase, doubling in the past 8 years!  The Fed is creating money out of thin air [not EVEN bothering to actually print it, but digitally creating it!] which is going to cause our money to inflate to the point we shall not be able to eat enough to stay healthy! YOU are brain-washed, and that vulnerability makes you a slave to liars.

[I note that we’re in a period of remarkably low inflation, and I don’t see that the Obama administration has presided over any unusual increase in energy prices. They have been increasing for as long as I can remember. Here is a chart of retail gas prices that shows that the price of gas today is about what it was in 2008:]

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Anytime plans are made in secret, which government leaders and their handlers definitely have done for forever, there is conspiring going on!; If we get wind of it, or make an educated guess about it, it becomes a theory, a very high standing in the scientific world. So a Conspiracy Theory is not to be scoffed at, but should be looked into with an open mind, for evidence and real investigation. Otherwise, we are just mushrooms: Fed excrement and kept in the dark.  Some apparently like it that way:  Just believe what they tell you to believe. Just feel what they tell is alright to feel.  Just keep it simple stupid, and don’t rock the boat.

[Keeping an open mind doesn’t mean accepting inexpert testimony or swallowing whole any crazy story someone makes up. Yes, there are real conspiracies, but there is also plenty of  utter nonsense going around the Internet all the time. It is important both that people keep an open mind and that they make rational judgments after examining the facts. At some point a conspiracy theory is discredited, and this has long been the case with the birthers.]

"I dared to think, and having thought, not wanting to ‘rock the boat,’ sat down, so as to blend in with those who hadn’t yet dared to think… or having done so, had also decided not to ‘rock the boat.’ Henceforth, we were all in the same boat, those who had dared to think and chose to sit, and those who just sat, not daring to think."

[Rocking the boat for no no good reason is of no benefit to anyone.]

Thank God some of us have dared to think!
The rest of you apparently don’t know how or just don’t want to. You’d rather fight with those who can and do.

[Says the arm-chair warrior.]

I wish you had your country, and I had mine.
We could see who comes out happier: The NWO supporters, the globalist supporters, the corrupt banking supporters, the dictator supporters, the rights-for-false safety traders … or the Truthers, Birthers, Tea Party members, the people willing to start over and demand something better than what has taken over our country at this time. 

[A noble experiment, but not practical. I believe the old adage goes “be careful what you wish for.”]

This would take a lot of time to separate out and have two different countries with two different governments.  Even Texas has a crap
governor who tried to mandate the now proven dangerous HPV vaccine for little girls!  Some have died, some are permanently ill, and some will develop illness and dysfunction over time, if they don’t get the right help in time.  He prove himself to be a sell out to the pharma industry, who like the food industry, has destroyed a couple of generations of children with their crappy money making schemes that poison people’s children and their parents and grandparents.

[So in your country 4,000 women a year will die from cervical cancer, and in my country a lot less. Here is the science on the HPV vaccine. Vaccine denialism is where conspiracy theory becomes a public menace instead of harmless crankery.]

I’m a retired research scientist. I have high ethics and standards, and have done over ten years of research into both industries and continue to do it. I have over a hundred pages on my web site that reveal this information, over the past 12 years.  What do you have?

[You have 100 web pages? I have over 2,500 web pages. I guess that makes me 25 times smarter than you. Based on your remarks, you were a very bad scientist and it is good for everybody that you retired. By the way, you never mentioned what your web site is.]

What good have you done?  You’re just a debunker who wastes everyones time with your false fight.

[I don’t waste anyone’s time except possibly my own. No one is forced to view this web site; they do it because they choose to. Every day about 1,500 people choose to visit this site. Do you think that some hot-headed crank spouting nonsense is going to encourage me to stop blogging. It is idiots like you that got me started in the first place. At least I haven’t killed anybody. Your bogus vaccine conspiracy theory might just kill somebody.

By writing this article, however, you didn’t end up wasting my time for reading your email.]

Anyway that is what I would have replied if I had taken the time and MAC’s email address was working.


1Typically the email address is just bogus. This one, however, had a different error message: “ Relaying denied: You must check for new mail before sending mail.” I tried sending this through my Internet service provider and through the Obama Conspiracy Theories hosting provider. Same error.

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The Antichrist? Really?

One in four Americans think Obama may be the Antichrist, survey says.

According to a poll released by opinion researchers Public Policy Polling, that’s exactly what they say (13% say he is and 13% aren’t sure).

In popular Christian mythology (and I say mythology because modern evangelical Christian beliefs about the “The Antichrist” really aren’t based on their sacred texts1, but more on modern urban legends and books like the Left Behind™ series),  the Antichrist is a charismatic person with Satanic power who will fool lots of people, and will precipitate the final violent confrontation between good and evil, an apocalyptic battle in which a significant percentage of humanity will die. Historically, pretty much any leader worth his salt has been called the Antichrist by somebody, and significant percentages of humanity do die from time to time.

President Obama is charismatic, and North Korea is rattling the nuclear sabre, so I suppose some folks are getting jumpy about now. Paradoxically, the “popular” Antichrist can be anyone who promotes world peace or anyone who works against world peace. It can be a loved person or a hated person. It works like a conspiracy theory where evidence against the theory is proof of how well it’s working.

Barack Obama will only be President a little less than 4 more years. Most Presidents retreat into obscurity after leaving office. If that is the case with Obama, the Antichrist seekers will move on to a more visible figure. If he becomes Secretary General of the UN, look out.

What I wonder though is how society functions, how the food gets grown and packaged, firemen put out fires, and Amazon.com get the book I ordered delivered on time, when significant portions of the US population believe in alien abductions, global New World Order conspiracies, that vaccines cause autism, that Osama bin Laden is still alive, antichrists and of course that President Obama was born in Kenya. It seems to me that people must compartmentalize their crazy, acting in rational ways to make a living, but behaving irrationally in private or among other conspiracists. It is, to me, frankly unsettling, but we muddle through somehow.


1In Christian Scripture, the antichrist is anyone who does not believe that Jesus was a flesh-and-blood human being, and there were many of those running around in the 1st century AD.

“Mark of the Beast” Obamachip starts next week

According to The Last Days News, a new implanted microchip will be mandated by ObamaCare (aka the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act) starting a week from today, March 23.

TLDS cites the Affordable Care Act as describing an “implantable radio frequency transponder for patient identification and health information.1” Sounds like a really useful thing to have if you’re lying unconscious in an emergency room.

The Children’s Health Insurance Program has been around over a decade, but TLDS thinks the acronym is particularly ominous now, saying:

With a name like CHIP it would seem consistent to have the chip implanted into a child.

I have a buddy named Chip. I wonder if he’s implanted?

There are certain important documents that everybody talks about but nobody really reads, and I suppose that the Affordable Care Act (HR 3590) is one of them. Here’s a copy, if you’re interested. Neither “March 23” nor “implant” is in it. Snopes has an article.


1The only Google hits on this phrase were to right-wing Christian web sites. Most of the quotes in the referenced article were from a version of health care legislation that didn’t pass Congress, but even there, there was no mandatory implanting of anybody with anything.

Russians see atmospheric blast as test of new US Weapon

The sky is falling!

Russian nationalist leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky attributed what has been widely reported as a meteorite strike in Russia, to the Americans, reports Russian news agencies.

It’s not meteors falling. It’s the test of a new weapon by the Americans.

Zhirinovsky, blaming the event on “provocateurs” and “war mongers,” also said that he believed that the US State Department had attempted to warn the Russians, but were unsuccessful because the Russian foreign minister was on a trip to Africa and had forgotten his cell phone (OK, I made up the part about the cell phone).

Google Translate was unable to help me interpret the finger in the preceding photo of Zhirinovsky.

Russian news agency RIA Novosti reports that high-level Russian clerics are saying that the event was a warning from The Lord.

As many as 1,000 Russians were injured by the intense sonic blast from the object entering the atmosphere at an estimated 30,000 miles per hour, mostly cuts from flying glass. A few fragments of the meteorite were reported to have struck the ground.

I check Dr. Kate’s web site, but so far she’s not endorsing Zhirinovsky’s theory nor the event as a divine portent.

“Skeet birthers”

Skeet birthers deny the authenticity of this photograph of Barack Obama shooting skeet:

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Vice President Cheney (left), not shown in this cropped official government photo, was not injured.

The following photo, however, is fake and comes from a fake White House web site.

Obama shooting skeet at Camp David skeet range

It was made by combining an authentic photo from the Camp David skeet range:

with a photo of Obama golfing:

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Magic 8 ball: what is Obama’s religion?

So is Obama a racist black separatist Christian or a godless Communist, or is he a Muslim? All wrong, according to The Hoax of the Century web site who say that Barack Obama is a Thai Buddhist in Part 17 of their series: “Nazis in the White House.”

Does this face look familiar?

Why does no one in the USA look as much like Obama, as this spittin’ image Thai look-alike? Well, except maybe Trevor at ILookLikeBarackObama.com:

and the vaguely-similar Reggie Brown (Obama on the left right):

Photo courtesy of Fox News

Photographic evidence proves that Obama is Thai because he has no eyelashes and as we all know (?) Asians have no eyelashes. Indeed I went back through the photos I took of Obama in Asheville, NC, in 2011, and there is not a hint of eyelashes!

Photo of Obama's eyelashes

According to The Hoax of the Century, the birthers are all wrong about Obama’s birth. While all birthers (and others) agree that Obama was born in 1961, they claim that Obama is now 60 years old, meaning that even if born in Hawaii, it was before Hawaii became a state. That said, all of the documentation we have seen about Obama’s birth was fabricated by Nazis in the CIA, even going so far as forging his half-sister Maya Soetoro-Ng. Oh, and Ann Dunham is still alive.

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Obama antichrist web site down in wake of Newtown shooting

You may have heard of the Westboro Baptist Church near Topeka, Kansas, from their practice of anti-gay picketing at military and celebrity funerals. Their latest publicity stunt is picketing a vigil for the victims of the recent Newtown, Connecticut, school shooting. There are not many things that I can think of lower than exploiting someone’s grief.

In retaliation for this latest, the hacking group Anonymous has posted online the names, business information, addresses and phone numbers of the members of the Church (it’s a small group).

I won’t publish a link to the member list, but I will publish Anonymous’ list of web domains owned by the church:

  • westborobaptistchurch.com
  • beastobama.com
  • blogs.sparenot,com
  • godhatesfags.com
  • priestsrapeboys.com
  • jewskilledjesus.com
  • signmovies.com
  • godhatesthemedia.com
  • godhatesislam.com
  • godhatesamerica.com
  • godhatestheworld.com
  • americaisdoomed.com (not listed by Anonymous)

Obama antichrist signI checked several of them this afternoon and the sites were all not responding, although just a minute ago, BeastObama came up long enough for me to snag the screen shot at the right, although the site remains extremely slow or times out. This could be a distributed denial of service attack, or something more pedestrian.

The Obama antichrist conspiracy theory is somewhat different from the usual ones in that instead of a conspiracy of individuals who allegedly keep the truth about Obama hidden, this conspiracy involves supernatural powers as well. One of the proofs of this conspiracy is that, according to them, saying “Yes, we can” backwards sounds like “Thank you, Satan.” Check out the video.

Popular imagination about the identity of the antichrist, or the “beast” mentioned in the New Testament book of Revelation has persisted since John wrote it some time near the end of the first century CE. During the Protestant Reformation, the Pope was one target of such speculation.