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Mar 10

The O-Bot Chronicles – Chapter 3

Posted on Tuesday, March 10, 2009 in The O-Bot Chronicles

Chapter 3: “Galena”

(Continued from The O-Bot Chronicles – Chapter 2)

Galena Porkulin awoke at 5 am sharp. She needed no alarm clock; the early years in the Soviet Army left her with that uncanny ability. She still considered herself KGB, although the KGB was officially disbanded and her old masters had new jobs in the Russian government. As she set off for her short two-mile morning run, she went over in her mind the conversation she had with her handler and mentor Boris Krushkin the day before.

Krushkin attained quite a following in the Kremlin as the former KGB apparatchik began to give his predictions of massive disruptions in the United States economy followed by riots and political disintegration in 2010.  Obama, he felt, had been a windfall, the perfect scapegoat for a country that had only a thin veneer of tolerance over an essentially racist population. Krushkin had every intention of making his prediction come true. Galena Porkulin was his tool. (more…)

Jan 29

The O-Bot Chronicles – Chapter 2

Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2009 in The O-Bot Chronicles

Chapter 2 “eddy”

(to Chapter 1)

eddy sipped his Mocha Frappuccino Light Blended Coffee as he put down his whole grain oat muffin and logged into the CNN homepage to see what Obama was up to today. “Hmmm, interview with Al Jazeera. That fool Obama will screw that up for sure,” he thought as he hit the Play icon. “Respect…respect…with respect…respect…more respect.” eddy stopped counting and started typing: (more…)

Jan 27

The O-Bot Chronicles – Chapter 1

Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 in The O-Bot Chronicles

Chapter 1 “kenny”

“kenny” (officially O-BOT 631) struggled to consciousness after a restless and very short night’s sleep. The first word that came into his slowly clearing brain was “Obama” and the second “coffee”.

“Why do I do this?” kenny thought to himself as he sipped his coffee and headed to the secret O-BOT discussion board hidden at www.obamaconspiracy.org to pick up the latest directives. (more…)