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Jan 28

11% of California voters are “birthers”

Posted on Thursday, January 28, 2010 in Birth Location, Polls

Sigh.

That’s the case according to a Field Corporation Poll released January 26, 2010. In addition to that hard core 11% who say they don’t believe Obama was born in the USA, another 22% aren’t sure.

Eighty-five percent of Democrats, but just 42% of Republicans, maintain that Obama was born in the U.S. There is also a wide divergence of opinion between liberals, 96% of whom believe Obama was born in America, and conservatives, of whom fewer than half feel this way (45%). …

Just 29% of the voters who say they identify a lot with the tea party movement believe that Obama is a U.S.-born citizen.

In 2008, there were about 17 million registered voters in California, so by extrapolation we find there about 1.9 million birthers in California (not counting those unsure and those not registered to vote).

Jan 25

WND Birther poll gives slim chance for lawsuits

Posted on Monday, January 25, 2010 in Polls

2813 persons have responded to the following poll at WorldNetDaily. Only 5% of respondents believe that Obama’s eligibility will be determined by a civil lawsuit (even though this option was listed first on the poll).  I certainly agree with that conclusion, at least until the next election cycle.

What I found most remarkable was that the number one answer basically says that there is no proof available to the public that Obama is ineligible, but that they are certain of it anyway.

Thanks to my source, Deep Birther, for the link.

The truth is already out there, that he is hiding information precluding him from being eligible for the presidency 43% (1200)
We’ll never know the truth, unfortunately 16% (463)
When a new Congress takes over and presses the issue to a conclusion 15% (419)
When he’s indicted and proof will be demanded by a court 11% (308)
Money will change hands that will lead to key information suddenly becoming public 6% (171)
A civil lawsuit will finally see success 5% (133)
Other 2% (57)
Get over it. He’s already disclosed the truth that
he was born in Hawaii
1% (31)
He finally steps up to the plate, and releases his long-form, hospital birth certificate 1% (19)
A true relative or someone present at the birth will come out of the woodwork to reveal the truth 0% (10)
He’ll address America in a heartfelt discussion to come clean no matter what the truth is 0% (2)
Nov 28

Obama Conspiracy Limerick Contest Winner Epectitus!

Posted on Saturday, November 28, 2009 in Lounge, Polls

The Obama Conspiracy Limerick contest is over, and we have a winner. I was very impressed by the number and quality of the entries. I hope you had as much fun as I did.

If it pans out, I will be on Reality Check Radio this Tuesday night (9 PM EST) and will be reading some of the entries.

And the winner is Epectitus with this entry:

Conspiracy theories generic
Require ideas esoteric
And massive infusions
Of wacky delusions
From crackpots like “Dr. Polarik.”

Hooray!

One of mine garnered quite a few votes:

There once was a student from Taft
Whose suits were dismissed 'cause t'were daft;
And then without reason
Accused them of treason
While judges in chambers just laughed.

Here are other popular entries, and favorites of mine.

Let us pray that this fringe gets no bigger
And none set their hands to the trigger
So full of hate
They cannot tolerate
That the voters elected a …

–brygenon

A Philadelphia lawyer named Phil,
an attorney of dubious skill,
Tried to stop one Barack,
with a suit based on crock,
and from there his career went downhill.

–Expelliarmus

A lawyer with an axe to grind,
raved loudly and ranted and whined,
she called the Judge a traitor,
and the tool of a dictator,
and of course in the end she was fined.

–Expelliarmus

She’s frustrated when she debates,
the law she often misstates,
procedure eludes her,
and Charles denudes her,
She’s the birther queen named Orly Taitz.

–Expelliarmus

Though Obama has proved, with finality,
He’s legal and fit in totality,
These Birthers believe
There’s a plot to deceive
(Thus belying their lower mentality).

–Jim Pettit

The Birthers are still filled with hate.
Our First Family just makes them irate.
“But, he has Kenyan kin!”
Crazy theories they spin.
He was born in the 50th state.

–Kupuna

Next month, I’m thinking about another poetry contest, but this time using the Double Dactyl form.

Nov 26

Obama Conspiracy Limerick Contest

Posted on Thursday, November 26, 2009 in Polls

A limerick is a witty little 5-line poem (see Wikipedia for a description of the form). I’m holding a contest for the best original limerick on an Obama conspiracy theory or fringe idea theme. The winner will be selected by popular vote of the visitors to the blog.

Contest entries are now closed. Please vote for your favorite(s) by clicking on the thumbs up button on the comment containing the entry.

Here are samples:

Orly Esquire the "birther queen" fights
Against Obama's privacy rights.
In the courts spends her days
(But no judges she sways)
And with Charles Edward Lincoln her nights.


There was a black preacher named Manning
Who hate of Obama was fanning.
He started to cry
That Obama must die.
Some jail time he ought to be planning.


An epicure dining at Crewe
Found Orly Taitz in his stew.
Said the waiter, don't shout
Or wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting to sue.

Nov 10

Batshirt reader poll 4

Posted on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 in Awards, Polls
Batshirt

Batshirt

I thought I might run out of material for batshirt award nominees. Silly me. Here are 7 more nominations for the most batshirt crazy Obama conspiracy story in the news:

Which of the following is the most batshirt crazy?

  • Taitz blog: Concerned citizen will Walk to the White House gates in person, and make a citizens arrest of president barack obama, put him in handcuffs, read him his rights, and take him to jail. (45%, 54 Votes)
  • Orly Taitz: Motion to reconsider in Barnett introduces Larry Sinclair's Obama homosexual murder claims. (19%, 23 Votes)
  • Rick Hyatt: Obama is the bastard son of East German Stasi Leader Markus Wolf (18%, 22 Votes)
  • Lynn Stuter: Shooting at Fort Hood tied to courts failure to uphold the law (re: Obama eligibility) (11%, 13 Votes)
  • Taitz blog: Obama newspaper birth announcements were forgeries and have now disappeared. (3%, 4 Votes)
  • Citizens Against Pro-Obama Media Bias blog: implies Obama’s involvement in an armed robbery. (2%, 3 Votes)
  • Mario Apuzzo: Article III Section 2 says any federal court can hear quo warranto cases against Obama (2%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 121

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Oct 28

Batshirt Award reader poll Halloween Edition

Posted on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 in Awards, Polls

batshirt_pumpkinIt’s Halloween every night in Birfistan, but this is our special Halloween edition of the Batshirt Awards. Of the following list of nominations, which do you think is the craziest?

Which of the following is the most Batshirt crazy?

  • Orly Taitz accuses all newspapers of Criminal Conspiracy and Election Fraud for not covering her cases. Threatens RICO suit. (48%, 66 Votes)
  • H1N1 flu state of emergency is just an excuse to ship "patriots" to FEMA internment camps. (27%, 37 Votes)
  • Obama isn’t releasing his birth certificate because he’s a hermaphrodite and it lists him as a girl (14%, 19 Votes)
  • Birthers want to check Obama's "long form" to see if he is circumcized. (7%, 9 Votes)
  • Obama has the hots for a woman that looks like his sister. Sent her out of the country to avoid trouble. (4%, 5 Votes)
  • Obama should be impeached for BAD BEHAVIOR! Impeachment = Recall (1%, 1 Votes)
  • Obama/Hollywood/Terrorist connection. Progressive attends fundraiser - talks to Obama. (-1%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 137

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Oct 24

Second Batshirt Award poll

Posted on Saturday, October 24, 2009 in Awards, Polls
Batshirt

Batshirt

Resisting the temptation to include among the nominatons MissTickly calling me a “pig”, here is the list of reader-nominated candidates for the Second Obama Conspiracy Theories Batshirt Award for the craziest birther stunt.

Which of the following is the most Batshirt crazy?

  • Lucas Smith declares Orly asked him to commit perjury and is sleeping with the legal team (31%, 34 Votes)
  • Orly Taitz searches for birth and death certificates for Maryland child (17%, 19 Votes)
  • De Vattel's "Law of Nations" is cited by name in the Constitution. (17%, 18 Votes)
  • Obama’s award of the Nobel Peace Prize proves that he is the antichrist. (14%, 15 Votes)
  • False story that no one from Columbia remembers Obama as a student. (9%, 10 Votes)
  • AXJ announced denial of motion to dismiss in Barnett v Obama, even though it didn't happen. (6%, 7 Votes)
  • Inaction by the courts to enforce birther rights justifies "force of arms". (6%, 6 Votes)

Total Voters: 109

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