
Utterer
In her most recent missive to the Supreme Court, erstwhile attorney Orly Taitz detailed a list of charges against the President including:
- Fraud
- Forgery of passport records
- Uttering
- Obstruction of Justice
At first I thought Orly had made a mistake, but the charges were repeated several times, so I felt that I should send out the Obama Conspiracy Theories detective team to investigate. They have returned with proof of the President’s guilt on the third count, “uttering.”
Exhibit 1 is from the New York Times from May 27, 2010:
President Obama uttered three words on Thursday that many of his 43 predecessors twisted themselves into knots trying with varying degrees of success to avoid: “I was wrong.”
Not only is this proof that President Obama is guilty of uttering, he is also guilty of the unpardonable political sin of being wrong!
Exhibit 2 comes from Politico.com from August 21, 2009 where appears:
Just as soon as President Barack Obama uttered the words Thursday afternoon, the reaction was nearly universal.
And what were those shocking words that set Washington on edge. Obama said “wee-weed” and opened himself to charges of public obscenity. We even have it on camera!
Exhibit 3. Our final shocking piece of evidence comes from The Smoking Chimp (where those of you who don’t like George Bush might want to spend some time) which reports in a headline:
The election is over. Obama uttered the word “hell.”
Not only is Obama now proven to have uttered, not once, but three times, but he is also guilty of obscene language.
Orly Taitz may have a case after all!
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