Obama treason trial – mark your calendar
Pastor James Manning of the Atlah Worldwide Ministries and Long-Legged Mack Daddy Obama Hating Society in Harlem, New York, has, in a new video, announced the Columbia Obama Treason Trial for 14 – 19 May, 2010.
In the video Manning presents the transcript of the trial. (This is possible because it is a “show trial” and not a real trial with cross-examined witnesses and a defense.) The transcript discloses the shocking news that President Obama, rather than attending Columbia College, was actually busy carrying out missions for the CIA. Obama is supposedly fluent in Farsi and attended university in Pakistan and the Soviet Union. [I really didn't make this up.]
Obama funneled CIA arms to the Taliban
Manning says the CIA had Obama in charge of funneling arms to the Taliban to fight the Soviets, but of course the Taliban was only founded in 1996. I guess he means the Mujaheddin.
I keep being burned by Manning posting and then pulling his videos off YouTube, but I’ll try this once more.
I find it funny that the government silences everyone on Obama conspiracy issues except all the people out there hawking the theories. 
Tiger Woods not a natural born citizen?
Attorney Grizbor Tznuq, DVM, DD, JD has announced that he has filed suit in federal court alleging that Woods is not a natural born citizen and therefore ineligible to hold his Masters Tournament championships, according to an article yesterday (December 4, 2009) at Gather.com.
Tznuq claims he has a birth certificate showing that Woods was born in Mgarr on the Island of Malta.
The story also claims Tznuq has sued the Walt Disney company over the ownership of Mickey Mouse, and lost his veterinary license for performing cosmetic surgery on illegal aliens.
I’m not all that familiar with Gather.com, but this looks like a hoax. A search of the Federal court system turns up no plaintiff named Tznuq, nor does “Grizbor Tznuq” appear on Google except on this article. The story is just too outrageous to be true.
The Batshirt Awards
I am accepting nominations for the Batshirt Award, for the craziest Obama conspiracy stunt of the week. The first is for the week ending today, October 17, 2009. The winner will get the coveted [not] Batshirt image and a write up here on Obama Conspiracy Theories.
My solution to the “standing” issue
Judge Milian
A few moments ago, I wrote in response to richCares:
While it would be pleasing to me to see all
200300 and something allegations in Kerchner v. Obama tried and branded false, no court is ever going to touch it.
All the courts are of one accord in rejecting these cases for lack of standing, etc. But there is ONE court that could try the case, The People’s Court TV Show.
Who could resist Judge Marilyn Milian?
“We the People” can get their 30 minutes in court. Orly can bring a notebook full of Social Security Numbers. I’m sure the show producers know how to deal with hecklers in the audience. The whole country could watch the birther movement crumble under a few probing questions from Judge Milian.
I can hear her now: “”No sabes ni adobar la mentira…”
Sometimes I am truly brilliant!
Birther speaks!
At least this is how birther rhetoric sounds to me.
The “other” Taitz
Much is said about Dr. Orly Taitz, but very little about her husband Yosef Taitz. But Yosef is an interesting fellow, a software entrepreneur who has been collaborating with Novartis, manufacturer of the H1N1 vaccine and billion-dollar Oracle Corporation.
I think the sometimes-expressed view that Orly Taitz is a scam artist trying to rake in a few shekels from PayPal donations needs rethinking. Someone more crazy than I might twist swine flu, chemical engineering, and massive databases into SOME kind of new “anti” conspiracy theory. Maybe the [caution: viewer discretion recommended] Rastafarians can make something out of it.
Dr. Conspiracy’s dark secret
Or I could have titled the article, Any Fool can make a Kenyan Birth Certificate. The hard part is getting the director of the state department of health to back you up!
Doctor C, born in Kenya? Click for larger view.
