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Sep 23

Another Look

Posted on Wednesday, September 23, 2009 in Citizenship, Lawsuits

We believe in recycling here at Obama Conspiracy Theories. It was last April when my article  In re LOOK TIN SING appeared. Here, I cite more extensively from the decision of the Circuit Court in California in 1884. This case is a precursor to United States v. Wonk Kim Ark, with a similar Chinese citizen barred from re-entry into the United States. This case was decided in the same month as the law review article by George D. Collins was published, claiming that Chinese should never be citizens, that they must always be foreigners. These are the facts of the case as stated by the Court:

The petitioner belongs to the Chinese race, but he was born in Mendocino, in the state of California, in 1870. In 1879 he went to China, and returned to the port of San Francisco during the present month, (September, 1884,) and now seeks to land, claiming the right to do so as a natural-born citizen of the United States. It is admitted by an agreed statement of facts that his parents are now residing in Mendocino, in California, and have resided there for the last 20 years; that they are of the Chinese race, and have always been subjects of the emperor of China; that his father sent the petitioner to China, but with the intention that he should return to this country; that the father is a merchant at Mendocino, and is not here in Any diplomatic or other official capacity under the emperor of China.

In response to these facts, the Court said: (more…)

Sep 8

Barnett v Obama – September 8 (Updated)

Posted on Tuesday, September 8, 2009 in Lawsuits, Orly Taitz
Keyes/Bowen v Obama

Keyes/Bowen v Obama

It’s September 8. The hearing in California District Court is over. Here are the results (thanks to Politijab.com):

  1. The issue of service. Seven months after filing the lawsuit, the defendants have been served with the complaint.
  2. Recusal of the Magistrate. Orly had demanded that the magistrate assigned recuse himself for not allowing her filing on technical grounds of an alleged Kenyan birth certificate (not to be confused with a different alleged Kenyan birth certificate that she filed later). Motion denied.
  3. Reinstatement of plaintiffs. Drake and Robinson have been reinstated as plaintiffs, but represented by lawyer Gary Kreep instead of Orly Taitz. Taitz and Kreep told the judge that they couldn’t work together; the judge told them they must.
  4. Dismissal. Hearing on the government’s motion to dismiss October 5, 2009. (more…)
Aug 8

August must be world “Birther” month.

Posted on Saturday, August 8, 2009 in Media

Here’s just a sample of media coverage in just the past week (taken from the Obama Conspiracy Theories Media page):

Birthers release forged Kenyan birth certificate for Obama, August 3, 2009, Salon.com. The document is just another in an increasingly long line of fakes intended to prove Obama wasn’t born in the U.S.

Forged Kenyan Document Splinters ‘Birther’ Movement, August 3, 2009, The Washington Independent. The new focus on a bogus document from an anonymous source has riven the small community of activists who are trying to prove that Barack Obama cannot be president of the United States.

When Did Americans Turn into a Bunch of Raving Lunatics?, August 4, 2009, Esquire. “Everyone who voted for him ought to leave the country,”

DNC Goes All In: Takes On Birthers, Conservative “Mob” In New Web Ad, August 4, 2009, Huffington Post. The Democratic National Committee released a notably aggressive web ad on Tuesday evening, accusing the Republican Party of being taken over by an angry mob of “birther” conspiracy theorists and disgruntled partisans.

Kenya ‘birth certificate’ said to be fake, August 4, 2009, UPI. In a post on the Politjab.com Web site, Steve Eddy of California said he discovered through an online search that the document released by “birther” Orly Taitz was a doctored version of the birth certificate for David Jeffrey Bomford, born in South Australia in April 1959, Salon.com reported Tuesday. (more…)

Aug 2

Third Obama birth certificate appears in court

Posted on Sunday, August 2, 2009 in Birth Certificate, Lawsuits

In addition to the bona fide Obama birth certificate, inspected by FactCheck.org and corroborated by the Hawaii Department of Health, there have been a couple of others that have made it into court filings.

The original complaint in Berg v. Obama included a fake Canadian birth certificate (the one signed by Dudley Do Right).

Fake Canadian Birth Certificate

Fake Canadian Birth Certificate

Now Orly Taitz has submitted another fake birth Certificate, this time purportedly from Kenya, in the Keyes v. Obama case in California. Based on the language in Orly’s court filing, she doesn’t have the original piece of paper, just a  photo.

The undersigned counsel for Plaintiffs has acquired possession of a color copy of one certain document (attached as Exhibit A to this motion), regarding which there are no ready means of authentication except by recovery of the original document.

Click for larger version

Click for larger version

Of course the certificate is a fake (more…)

Jul 26

Orly has friends in Congress

Posted on Sunday, July 26, 2009 in Orly Taitz

OrlyDentistAccording to a recent email from crusading anti-Obama lawyer, Dr. Orly Taitz, DDS, Esq.:

Today is the first day my assistants Vivian and Theresa opened my Facebook account to wide audience. About 500 people signed up as friends. Amazingly congresswoman Mary Bono asked to be my friend on facebook. I will be delighted to be friends with Congresswoman Bono. I, also, hope that she, as well as other congresswomen and men and senators sign up as plaintiffs in my legal action, seeking declaratory relief and unearthing original vital records of Barack Hussein Obama. It is time.

So not only does she have a friend in Congress, but she has minions to do her bidding now. I wonder if Vivian and Theresa are the ones pictured here.

By the way, this is the Facebook account I believe Orly refers to, and Mary Bono Mack is listed as a friend. Mack is a congresswoman from the 45th district of California (Riverside County, and not were Orly Taitz lives).

For more birthers in Congress, check out Salon.com.

Jul 15

Wong Kim Ark in the news!

Posted on Wednesday, July 15, 2009 in Media
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Not a photo of Orly Taitz

Riding home today, listening as always to All Things Considered on National Public Radio, I heard an interview with this Ted Hilton, a real estate developer, who is trying to get an initiative on the ballot in California that would deny benefits to the children of illegal aliens.

The way this would work is that they would disallow illegal immigrants from applying for benefits, and further say that children cannot apply themselves, resulting in the children being denied as well. The interviewer suggested that this would deny equal protection to the children who are U. S. citizens under the Fourteenth Amendment.

The Mr. Hilton then said, that no court or law has declared that they were citizens, and that Wonk Kim Ark only applies to alien parents who are “permanently domiciled” in the U. S. While he was not arguing that President Obama was ineligible, he did sound like a birther to the practiced ear.

Certainly the dicta in Wong contradicts the idea that permanent residence was considered a requirement.

Jul 13

Orly filed something

Posted on Monday, July 13, 2009 in Lawsuits, Lounge, Orly Taitz

OrlyDentistAnother day, another filing. Orly filed a motion for something or another in Keyes v Obama.  It’s up on the Docket should you want to read it. I don’t want to read it. It’s all stupidity and lies anyway. It’ll just get me upset.

In an email Monday, our modern day Madame Defarge, Orly Taitz, invokes images of the storming of the Bastille  in her lust for a bloody coup against her personal demon, Barack Obama:

My first hearing in Keyes et all [sic] v Obama et all [sic] is this Monday at 8:30 in the Morning in Santa Ana Fed. Court, here in CAFirst Hearing in Cook v Good, MacDonald, Gates and Obama is this Thursday at 9 am in the morning in Columbus GA. There will be a lot of traveling.
Bastille day is smack in the middle on the 14th. I think there will be a lot of rage and rebellion if none of the judges order discovery of Obama’s vital records.
Orly is claiming some kind of a victory in court today, which given her track record, means she probably lost badly. It’s meaningless when a delusional person or a pathological liar says something, but this is what’s being said–in case you have a stronger stomach than I:

Subject: Great News! Obama eligibility will be heard on merits!!

Please distribute everywhere.

Just got off the phone with Orly Taitz, the attorney who had a hearing today in court concerning BO qualifications!!!!

At the hearing today at the Federal Court building in Santa Ana, Judge Carter said the following:

1. There will be a trial.

2. It will be heard on the merits.

3. Nothing will be dismissed on proceedural issues.

4. The trial will be expeditious, and the judge pledged to give case priority.

5. Being a former Marine he realizes the importance of having a Constitutionally qualified POTUS/CINC.

6. Judge stated that if Obama isn’t Constitutionally qualifed he needs to leave the White House. (more…)