It’s going to be a real challenge to come up with predictions for 2009 stranger than what we’ve seen for real in 2008. Who would have figured Chester A. Arthur as a usurper? Let’s turn up the lava lamp, put on the tin foil hat and sit under our pyramid as we foretell
The Top Ten Obama Conspiracy Theories to be Revealed in 2009
- The Constitution is a fake! Real Constitution requires president to be third-generation American.
- Obama’s father was really Lee Harvey Oswald.
- Actual Obama birth certificate is in secret warehouse in Washington DC, next to The Ark of the Covenant.
- Obama is the offspring of two gay men.
- The fourteenth amendment was not legally ratified. African Americans are not citizens.
- Obama birth certificate, passport, drivers license, social security card, voter registration card and an American Express card were purchased on the street in San Francisco for $600.
- Obama original birth registration in Hawaii is treated with CIA poison. Anyone who touches will die horribly.
- Pentagon has contingency plan to take over the government January 21 if birth certificate is not produced.
- Barack Obama is actually a clone made from cells taken from John F. Kennedy.
- Hawaii is not a state!