Quote of the Day – Volume 10

Quotes of the day are intended to represent what is being said by people on both sides of the birther question. They do not necessarily represent the views of this web site.

So but the good news is Doc Conspiracy looks pasty, flatulent, probably a congestive heart failure candidate, who will get, if he’s lucky, a few years of poorly-dosed digoxin and diuretics as he weakens and then he’ll get a send-home pill (or hint hint as leftwing PBS keeps pushing on its endless runs of “how to suicide” programs, use some party-balloon helium, take a big whiff, but tie your hands so you don’t autonomically jerk your mask away as you pass out and die and wind up in a coma–but Embalmacare will take care of that situation too by dehydration, it’s just ugly).


Now is the time; today is the day. If there be any objections speak now, or forever hold your peace.

–Dr. Conspiracy

Birther image analysis has always been based on shallow knowledge, guided by bias and amplified by the Dunning-Kruger effect.

–Dr. Conspiracy

I do not usually devote so much time quoting the decisions of other courts in other cases. I do so here to make the point that just as all the so-called evidence offered by plaintiff has been in the blogosphere for years, in one form or another, so too has all the law rejecting plaintiff’s allegations. I can conceive of no reason why this lawsuit was brought, except to join the chorus of noise in that blogosphere. The case is dismissed.

–Judge Thomas McPhee
Jordan v. Reed

Say what you will about birthers, but at least they are safe from zombies. Zombies eat brains.


A photo of a cloud is hard evidence, but it doesn’t lead to the conclusion that white-bearded men and poodles can fly.

–Dr. Conspiracy

We almost always excuse that which we understand.

–Mikhail Yurevich Lermontov
A Hero of Our Time

And she’s a lawyer, dentist, real estate agent for which the old saying “Jack of all trades, master of none” is appropriate.

-Huffington Post

We can just as little afford to follow the doctrinaires of an extreme individualism as the doctrinaires of an extreme socialism.

Theodore Roosevelt (1910)

Obama is German Sleeper spy born in Thailand under the finger of the Nazi Germany spy ring headed by the Bushes.


Professional opinion has traditionally been that delusional disorders rarely respond to medication.  However, more recent evidence suggests that delusions can be successfully treated approximately 50% of the time with what are known as second-generation anti-psychotic medications.

–Stephen White

Keep in mind, we are dealing with a criminal enterprise running the country.

— Orly Taitz

Orly is making herself Drone bait! He may have her killed!

–Comment on YouTube

There was a certain point in time when about 40% of Republicans were identifying as, not as birthers as individuals, but saying that they did not believe that Barack Obama was born in the United States. And what I think you’ve seen over time is that that’s sort of an identity statement, you know, that people don’t really believe that but they’re trying to find the strongest and most frequent number of times they can object to President Obama within a given poll.

–Zach Carter
Huffington Post

stop embarassing (sic) this nation in the eyes of the world community

–Orly Taitz

22% against @BarackObama will always remain. Among them are birthers, degreeists & those who saw him on the grassy knoll.

— Merlin333
— Twitter

In fact, feral cat and horse advocates and the birthers have a lot in common. As Robinson says of the birthers, “If a fact is inconvenient, just ignore it. Put it aside. Surely there is someone out there who’s selling a counterfeit version that may be more to your liking.”

— Michael Hutchins
— The Wildlife Society Blog

Susan Daniels has integrity beyond the scope of our entire judicial system.

– 2discern
– Obama Release Your Records

Orly’s motion is like a riddle wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, smeared with mascara

– Bob
– Obama Conspiracy Theories

I have it from a very good source that this is not a trip. It is the first part of a move to outsource our government to India. Why do you think they’re taking so many people AND they’re even moving some Navy ships!

People, we can’t let this go down. What’s next? Pick up the phone and call India to speak with your ‘representatives’? Everyone must write and get the word out. Obama is going to LIVING there! The White House is moving to India!

– Abercrombie (11/4/2010)
– Orly Taitz ESQ

Obama signing Executive Order 13222 mandatory incarceration of not less than four years for those deemed Vexatious Litigants in any United States court of law.

– Katia Weiss
– comment Orly Taitz blog

traitor keith obermann’s father designed the baskin robbins ice cream store

the ursuper of the united states has claimed his first job was at the baskin robbins ice cream store.

is a funny smell i smell here

– Edward Paard
– comment Orly Taitz blog

The goal of a jackass is to be a jackass.

— Majority Will
— comment at Obama Conspiracy Theories

The greatest thing about the United States was the promise that anyone born here could grow up to become President–until someone did, then all hell broke loose

— Yoda
— comment at Obama Conspiracy Theories

Judge England covers his face with one hand and closed his eyes. He seems to have a disgusted look, it was hard to see his face behind his hand, which is probably the Point.

— Kate520
— comment at The Fogbow

Don’t pay any attention to them. The birther argument is just a sheer flight of fancy.

— H. Brooke Paige
— Obama eligibility plaintiff to Vermont Supreme Court
In order to accept the claim that President Obama’s birth certificate is a forgery, one has to buy into a conspiracy theory so vast and byzantine that it sincerely taxes the imagination of reasonable minds.

— Thomas A. Woodall (former Alabama Supreme Court Justice)
— And attorney for the Alabama Democratic Party

If you are a birther, a 9/11 nutter or a Boston Bomber kook then without exception you are mentally ill. At the very least you should be prohibited from possession of a firearm.

— marcy
— comment at Phoenix New Times Blogs

I think the capacity for inane and idiotic legislation is as infinite as the universe.

— Chuck McDonald (commenting on birther bill)
My Fox/Austin TX

The #Benghazi Truthers will go the way of the #Birthers in a few short weeks.

— ChrisNBama
— Twitter

The latest feminist term “forced birther” doesn’t mean someone who was forced to believe Obama was born in Kenya.


I think after what has transpired the last month it is safe to say that Mike Zullo and Carl Gallups are Obama operatives. It really pains me to say that but I see no other conclusion one can draw.

–Redd D, Kilowatt
–Orly Taitz blog

Dr Orly is one of the great American Authoresses of this future Tome who will Save the Republic, calling to mind the bravery of Dolly Madison when Washington, DC was attacked by foreigners.

–Orly Taitz blog

The closest thing I can come up with for such irrational optimism is gambling, only in the case of the lottery, somebody wins. The birthers will never win.

–Dr. Conspiracy

Maybe he’s not coming back from Africa.


We don’t have time for a meeting of the Flat Earth Society.

— Barack Obama

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