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    Andrew A. Gill January 16, 2009 at 11:57 pm #

    I’m a Catholic, and while I don’t know too much about what you can or cannot say from the pulpit, I’m pretty sure that my priest couldn’t say that.

    I’m surprised he can get away with that.

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    Dr. Conspiracy January 17, 2009 at 12:03 am #

    He’s not Catholic.

    http://atlah.org/about/pastormanning.html

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    Andrew A. Gill January 17, 2009 at 12:24 am #

    I know he’s not Catholic, but my point was that I thought that he was crossing a line that existed regardless of denomination.

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    Dr. Conspiracy January 17, 2009 at 7:41 am #

    There has been a significant “non-denominational” movement in America along with the growth of large free-standing mega-churches. There are no lines defined for such organizations and there is no hierarchy to which Manning has to answer. Churches like this are very much reflective of the character of their charismatic leader. Some of the these religious leaders take on ecclesiastical titles like “bishop” that would imply a wider organization and longer history than actually exists.

    In my denomination, I can walk into any church in the country, and I know that the pastor has a level of seminary training, that they have subscribed to certain expectations of conduct, and that they will uphold historical creeds and confessions of our church. You get that with a “brand name” church and not with an entrepreneurial church.

    I’m not arguing that one is necessarily good and the other bad, just that they are different.

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    Ms. Cris Ericson January 17, 2009 at 5:42 pm #

    JOIN NEW!!! CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT!!!
    AGAINST
    UNITED STATES CONGRESS!!!
    FOR FRAUD FOR FAILURE TO SUBPOENA
    BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA’S
    ORIGINAL LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE
    BEFORE CERTIFYING
    ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES.

    JOIN NOW!!!
    THIS CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT
    WILL PRE-EMPT AND TRUMP
    ALL OTHER LAWSUITS
    DEMANDING HIS ORIGINAL LONG FORM
    BIRTH CERTIFICATE
    BECAUSE
    CLASS ACTION
    DISSOLVES ALL PREVIOUS
    LAW SUITS
    SEEKING THE SAME RELEIF.
    CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST U.S. CONGRESS FOR FRAUD IN A FIDUCIARY CAPACITY

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    bogus info January 17, 2009 at 5:54 pm #

    Ms. Ericson,

    I hate to bust your bubble, but that is NOT what “real lawyers” think about this new proposed lawsuit.

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    laughinghysterically January 17, 2009 at 6:08 pm #

    Hmmm. Reading comprehension is not Cris’s thing, eh? Maybe it’s all the pot smoking intefering?

    Cris, how high are you right now?

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    bogus info January 17, 2009 at 7:43 pm #

    This is hysterical.

    Ms. Cris Ericson // Jan 18, 2009 at 1:23 am
    DEAR DR. ORLY TAITZ, ESQ., MEMBER OF THE BAR OF THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES,
    THERE IS ONE RUNG
    OF THE LADDER
    YOU HAVE YET TO CLIMB!

    CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN!

    YOU CAN DO THIS!
    FOR US???? PLEASE???

    WILL YOU FILE, PRO BONO,
    A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT
    TO SUE UNITED STATES CONGRESS
    FOR FAILURE TO DO THEIR DUTY
    TO SUBPOENA
    BARACK OBAMA’S
    ORIGINAL LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

    LEGAL STANDING:
    28 USCS Section 1491 in the
    UNITED STATES COURT OF FEDERAL CLAIMS
    (Isn’t that fun and exciting, a NEW court, a NEW adventure, someplace you haven’t been before?)

    The United States Court of Federal Claims
    gives we, the people, legal standing to sue members of U.S. Congress!
    ( What fun! What thrills and excitement!
    The equivalent of wet dreams for any attorney!)

    Can’t you just see the motion picture of the adventures of Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. now?

    Dr. Orly (Dentist) groans in bed,
    and at first we think it is an orgasm,
    but it turns out to be nightmares of doing dental tooth extractions.

    She wakes up in bed with a bolt,
    grabs the phone and asks the operator for the phone number of the nearest Law school.

    She will turn green and vomit if she has to pull one more tooth.

    Complaint & Legal Cause of Action:

    U.S. Congress failed to do their DUTY
    for the citizens and taxpayers
    because
    (remember, by now,
    we have read,
    or should have read,
    the Barack Obama school of HYPNOSIS,
    (see links on the right hand side)
    and remember,
    we must insert the word because’
    at least five times
    to divert your brain
    from critical thinking to your subconcious brain,
    and pause,
    because, and pause,
    because, and pause,
    because the U.S. Congress failed to subpoena Barack Obama’s original long form birth certificate (pause for hypnotic effect)
    and because
    (pause, because your annoyance at this PAUSE, again, induces hypnotic effect)
    because, pause,
    they certified the Electoral College Vote
    without first subpoenaing
    (how do you spell subpoe na ing?)
    sub pee, is that what they do in the men’s room in the U.S. Congress, or is that what they do in the women’s room?)
    because, pause,
    U.S. Congress did NOT subpoena Barack Obama’s original long form birth certificate
    and because (pause again for hypnotic effect)
    they certified the Electoral College votes WITHOUT subpoenaing Barack Obama’s long form birth certificate, and
    BECAUSE they prima facieeeed (spelling?)
    according to prima facie,
    it is an obvious evidentiary fact that they failed
    to do their LEGAL DUTY.

    (”prima facie” I want all Latin phrases in the Law OUTLAWED!)

    FEDERAL RULES OF EVIDENCE, RULE 803(8)(11)(12)(13)(16)(19)(20)(23) BIRTH CERTIFICATES

    FEDERAL RULES OF CIVIL PROCEDURE, RULES 12, 19, 23
    RULE 19: THOU SHALT JOIN ALL PARTIES FROM ALL COURTS WHO HAVE RAISED A CAUSE OF ACTION AND COMPLAINT TO OBTAIN BARACK OBAMA’S ORIGINAL LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THOU SHALL DO THIS!

    (Dream sequence in upcoming movie about the adventures of Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq.)

    GOD: “this is God speaking to you in your dream Dr. Taitz”

    Dr. Taitz: “Oh, Obama, don’t bother me now!”

    GOD: “No, I said it’s GOD speaking to you in your dreams, Dr. Orly Taitz”

    Dr. Taitz: “Listen, Obama, I KNOW you think you are the ONE”

    GOD: “Dr. Taitz, wake the hell up! I AM the ONE!”

    RULE 19: JOIN all plaintiffs, reluctant or not!
    This is a federal rule of evidence, and now that Dr. Orly Taitz is a member of the Bar of the Supreme Court of the U.S.,
    that means she is a federal officer of the Court, WOW! Oh, WOW!
    that is SOooooooo significant!
    you bet it is!
    Now she can throw her slight itsy bitsy weight around, better put some barbells in her pockets!

    Rule 19: She will join plaintiffs whether they like it or not!
    JOIN means that she can now gather up all of the complaining parties,
    the plaintiffs,
    the plaintifffs are the one comPlaintiffing,
    she can gather them all up like a good HEN and put all the eggs in one basket!
    You go girl!

    RULE 23: RULE 23 IS NO RULE FOR FOOLS,
    THIS IS SERIOUS!

    ONCE A RULE 19 JOIN THE PLAINTIFFS HAS OCCURRED,
    THEN
    A RULE 23 IS REQUIRED.
    NOW
    YOU HAVE
    A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT
    WHICH TRUMPS
    ALL OTHER LEGAL ACTIONS
    SEEKING THE SAME RELEIF:
    The long form birth certificate.

    All the pre-existing actions in all the state and
    federal courts are now DISMISSED!

    That’s it, the attorney who files FIRST
    in the United States Court of FEDERAL CLAIMS
    gets ALL the controll
    and gets ALL the eggs in one basket,
    ALL the poker chips.

    This is the BIG LEAGUE
    in Law Suits,
    the MAJOR LEAGUES of Law Suits,
    CLASS ACTIONS,
    MULTI DISTRICT LITIGATION RESULTING
    IN CLASS ACTION STATUS.

    wowweeeeeeeee, MOVIE IN THE MAKING!
    BOOK RIGHTS!!!!

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    Dr. Conspiracy January 17, 2009 at 8:54 pm #

    I deleted the other 9 copies of this.

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    bogus info January 17, 2009 at 9:10 pm #

    They never did show up posted. I thought they hadn’t posted. Sorry.

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    Dr. Conspiracy January 17, 2009 at 10:36 pm #

    They triggered the spam filter for some reason. But spam is reviewed before deletion.

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    thisoldhippie May 13, 2009 at 3:54 pm #

    FROM PLAINS RADIO AND THEIR INSISTANCE ON GRAND JURIES: (and my response – we’ll see how long it lasts)

    Re: God Bless Texas:Lonestart State Indicts Obama !!!

    “There was never a hint of indecision when this group of concerned citizens got together in Texas and decided to go to work. In their minds “the man who hates America” needed to be indicted and the sooner the better. The jury spent a week reviewing and contemplating the evidence but the vote was swift and decisive. All 35 members raised their hands and said, “we want this man tried in court and we are now looking to the Great State of Texas to bring that justice to our citizens.”

    A real grand jury is made up of unbiased people, not those who have already indicted, tried and convicted someone in their minds. These grand juries will never be taken seriously by anyone because they are contrary to our legal system of the right to a fair and impartial jury.

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    meson May 13, 2009 at 4:01 pm #

    I have never seen as many illiterates assembled together in one group as the nitwits at Ed Hale’s pigpen, it’s difficult for me to fathom that people like that actually exist in the world.

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    kimba May 13, 2009 at 4:32 pm #

    Carl Swensson, Bob Campbell and Orly have them convinced the GJ’s have power. No one asks why the indictments are going nowhere. And why do they think retired military people have some sort of mystical powers to make things happen? Even Ed Hale said the GJ’s were nonsense. It’s only going to be another 4 weeks before people start to realize they’re being strung along. The regular villagers will go home, with the diehards, saying, what! you’re giving up! bunch of pansies! ( you can see this at PR forum already with the group that wants to “take back conservative radio”) I think it’s fascinating. Does it just fizzle out or does one of the hardcore flip out and show up at a courthouse somewhere with his AK-47?

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    thisoldhippie May 13, 2009 at 4:36 pm #

    Not a bunch of pansies, Kimba – OBOTS!! Everyone who disagrees is an Obot.

    These GJs are such a joke. But for some reason I’m not laughing.

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    kimba May 13, 2009 at 4:49 pm #

    Me either, especially when I read a comment at Bob Campbell’s site that says, ‘the heck with citizens grand juries, what we need are citizen posses’. I feel confident Law enforcement is watching these clowns. I just hope their talk doesn’t incite some goofball in the shadows to go all McVeigh somewhere.