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Making sense of the evidence

I think you have to get past the prejudice against birthers (who admittedly got off to a rocky start in 2008 and have had to deal with the likes of Orly Taitz) and look at things a-fresh now that we have 3-years-worth of accumulated evidence to examine. Considering now the totality of what is now known about Barack Obama, his history and his associations, particularly with the revelations about the Selective Service coming out of Arizona, I don’t see how there is any doubt: Obama is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey.

Obama was born simultaneously in the United States, Kenya and Indonesia, not to mention his 16th century birth in Scotland (where he went under the name of Calvin) . It also explains how he could be born Barack Obama in 1961 and Bari Shabazz in 1958. The divided loyalties and allegiances boggle the mind.

This also explains why the letter carrier Hulton gave two different dates for meeting Obama and two different places of birth — this is normal when dealing with a time traveler. It’s a little more complicated to explain the temporal mechanics here, but time travel also explains how Barack Obama has three different fathers and how he could be living in Hawaii, Kenya (according to Mike Huckabee) and in Indonesia (Martha Trowbridge)  in 1965.  It explains why no one remembers Obama at various points of his life, while people do remember him at those same times. It explains how Obama planted the newspaper announcements in Honolulu in 1961 and inserted a fake birth certificate at the Department of Health Files. This explains the inserted Selective Service record, Obama knowing that it would become an issue in the future.

It explains how thousands of birthers have vanished without a trace, including newscasters who uncovered the truth, federal prosecutors who took evidence of this to grand juries and the Congressional committee that held hearings on Obama. They have all been erased from our memories: thanks to Obama, they were never born. This also includes the founders who wrote about the Vattellian definition of “natural born citizen” – all erased.

It all makes perfect sense when you look at it the right way.

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39 Responses to Making sense of the evidence

  1. avatar
    Jon March 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm #

    It all makes sense. His companion would have to be… Rory… has to be Rory.. The Centurion. If he kept track of all the pieces of data, and correlated and condensed them, that would explain the errors. Oh goodness someone is at my door…

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    Bob March 23, 2012 at 2:21 pm #

    Birther Sharon Rondeau once posited that both Obamas are reptilian, shape-shifting space aliens.

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    JPotter March 23, 2012 at 2:22 pm #

    Now that you mention it, significant numbers of birthers have indeed vanished over the past 3 years, especially over the past year. Chased back into their own headspace by reality.

    Some recanted.

    And some brave few soldier on. 😉

    Interesting Thought for the Day:
    You will spend the rest of your life inside your head. Make it interesting, and equip it with care.

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    Jim March 23, 2012 at 2:27 pm #

    Now some of the “birthers” are going after Romney in California. Sounds like their spreading their wings and going after different religious affiliations. Doesn’t it make you proud when you see the nutcases growing up and spreading their wings? hehehe

    http://www.indecisionforever.com/blog/2012/03/22/birthers-now-going-after-mitt-romney-in-california

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    Loren March 23, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

    You realize, of course, that this could easily make the entire “natural born citizen” moot? Because NBC status is only one of two alternatives for Presidential eligibility, the other being “a citizen of the United States at the time of the adoption of this Constitution.”

    So if Obama was residing in the U.S. in 1787, he’s eligible regardless of his birthplace OR his parentage!

    This also raises a tricky Constitutional question: what if Obama *will be* a citizen of the United States at the time of the Constitution’s adoption, but that’s still in his future? The Constitution doesn’t explicitly express that requirement in the past tense. So Obama could serve out his term, and then travel back to colonial America to establish his eligibility.

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    misha March 23, 2012 at 3:09 pm #

    “Obama is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey.”

    Absolutely not. Obama is from Tralfamadore. Get it right when you write an article.

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    Dr. Conspiracy March 23, 2012 at 3:11 pm #

    I had toyed with an alternate theory, that the President was a black lectroid from the 8th dimension, but his name isn’t John.

    Bob: Birther Sharon Rondeau once posited that both Obamas are reptilian, shape-shifting space aliens.

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    misha March 23, 2012 at 3:12 pm #

    Jim: Now some of the “birthers” are going after Romney in California.

    Good. Let the GOP have a taste of what they have been winking at for more than 3 years.

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    Dr. Conspiracy March 23, 2012 at 3:51 pm #

    No, definitely Adric.

    Jon: His companion would have to be… Rory… has to be Rory.

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    El Diablo Negro March 23, 2012 at 3:58 pm #

    Dr. Conspiracy: not to mention his 16th century birth in Scotland (where he went under the name of Calvin)

    There can be only one…
    –Highlander

  11. avatar
    The Magic M March 23, 2012 at 5:17 pm #

    The scary part is that there will be at least a triple figure of birthers who believe exactly this, if there isn’t already.

  12. avatar
    Seft March 23, 2012 at 5:32 pm #

    misha: “Obama is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey.”

    “Bad Wolf”

  13. avatar
    G March 23, 2012 at 6:07 pm #

    +100 for the reference! 😉

    Seft: “Bad Wolf”

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    Sef March 23, 2012 at 6:18 pm #

    misha: “Obama is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey.”

    “Turn Left”

  15. avatar
    insomnia March 23, 2012 at 6:53 pm #

    “Don’t Blink”

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    Dr. Conspiracy March 23, 2012 at 7:08 pm #

    Yes, but can you spell Romanadvoratrelundar?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISHbbJOZmPg

    G: +100 for the reference! 😉

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    G March 23, 2012 at 7:14 pm #

    *loved* that episode!

    The Weeping Angels were one of the best new villains to be introduced into the modern Dr. Who mythos!!!

    insomnia: “Don’t Blink”

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    Keith March 23, 2012 at 7:24 pm #

    Jim: Now some of the “birthers” are going after Romney in California. Sounds like their spreading their wings and going after different religious affiliations.

    Its a stalking horse campaign to remind people that the ‘no religious test’ rule in the Constitution only applies to religions that the framers would have known.

    After the implosion of the GOP, the main opposition party in 2016 will be the “Hollywood Party”. The plan here is to close down the planned John Travolta / Tom Cruise show before it has a chance to get off the ground and give the stage to Martin Sheen / George Clooney.

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    Montana Wildhack March 23, 2012 at 7:26 pm #

    misha:
    “Obama is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey.”

    Absolutely not. Obama is from Tralfamadore. Get it right when you write an article.

    No he isn’t.

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    insomnia March 23, 2012 at 7:46 pm #

    G:
    *loved* that episode!

    The Weeping Angels were one of the best new villains to be introduced into the modern Dr. Who mythos!!!

    I agree – those are some of my favorite episodes. Too, also.
    I love the Weeping Angels.

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    misha March 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm #

    misha:
    “Obama is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey.”

    Absolutely not. Obama is from Tralfamadore. Get it right when you write an article.

    Montana Wildhack: No he isn’t.

    Krypton, maybe?

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    Sef March 23, 2012 at 7:53 pm #

    insomnia: I agree – those are some of my favorite episodes. Too, also.
    I love the Weeping Angels.

    Quote from Wiki article on DW episodes:

    “Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill will leave their roles in the fifth episode of the series, an episode which will feature the Weeping Angels. Jenna-Louise Coleman will play the Doctor’s new companion, and make her first appearance in the sixth episode of the series, which will be aired around Christmas 2012.”

    I’ll miss Karen, but we’ll see if Jenna-Louise can fill her shoes.

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    insomnia March 23, 2012 at 8:01 pm #

    Sef: I’ll miss Karen, but we’ll see if Jenna-Louise can fill her shoes.

    I used to think “Oh no – the show won’t be the same without ____ (Rose, Donna, etc., or when they change Doctors). I do miss them but the new characters always bring something different and interesting – somehow it all works and is still great.
    I have learned to stop worrying and just trust that it’s going to be good. I can’t wait for new episodes!

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    Jor-El March 23, 2012 at 8:15 pm #

    misha:

    Not according to my records.

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    SluggoJD March 23, 2012 at 10:03 pm #

    I’m really confused…I’d swear there were over 200 comments in this thread just an hour ago.

  26. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy March 24, 2012 at 2:28 am #

    Maybe a different thread?

    SluggoJD: I’m really confused…I’d swear there were over 200 comments in this thread just an hour ago.

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    The Magic M March 24, 2012 at 6:47 am #

    Dr. Conspiracy: but can you spell Romanadvoratrelundar?

    No, but I can say “Raxacoricofallapatorius” three times fast. 😉

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    New_Jersey_Buckeye March 24, 2012 at 1:05 pm #

    Obama: “People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big bowl of wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff. ”
    Sorry I think that last bit got away from him a bit

  29. avatar
    Bob Ray March 28, 2012 at 12:03 am #

    LFBC is a electronic creation of Illustrator
    Several Relatives , Barry and Michele all said BHO Jr was born in Mombasa, Kenya
    Barry has spent Million$ to prevent access to any of his records
    Selective Service App is forgery
    Using SSN of deceased Conneticutt resident
    Bill Ayres wrote Dreams of my Father
    John Favreau wrote Audasity of Hope
    What’s going to take for you Obamabots to realize you’ve been had?

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    G March 28, 2012 at 12:05 am #

    Considering that all you’ve done is list a bunch of long debunked Birther lies, the only one here who has been had is gullible suckers like you…

    Bob Ray: LFBC is a electronic creation of IllustratorSeveral Relatives , Barry and Michele all said BHO Jr was born in Mombasa, KenyaBarry has spent Million$ to prevent access to any of his recordsSelective Service App is forgeryUsing SSN of deceased Conneticutt residentBill Ayres wrote Dreams of my FatherJohn Favreau wrote Audasity of HopeWhat’s going to take for you Obamabots to realize you’ve been had?

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    J. Potter March 28, 2012 at 12:12 am #

    G:
    Considering that all you’ve done is list a bunch of long debunked Birther lies, the only one here who has been had is gullible suckers like you…

    But he did so very concisely. That’s a step in the right direction.

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    misha March 28, 2012 at 12:20 am #

    Bob Ray: What’s going to take for you Obamabots to realize you’ve been had?

    I read your comments with great interest. Ignore the others here.

    I found a Kenya BC (Obama’s?), that may be just the ticket. Thanks for visiting.

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    G March 28, 2012 at 12:52 am #

    True. Which I too found quite helpful, as I only felt the need to respond with a relatively concise reply. 😉

    J. Potter: But he did so very concisely. That’s a step in the right direction.

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    Greenfinches March 29, 2012 at 10:49 am #

    Bob Ray: Using SSN of deceased Conneticutt resident
    Bill Ayres wrote Dreams of my Father
    John Favreau wrote Audasity of Hope

    is it inevitable that birthers will misspell? A bug, or a feature, of birtherism….? I mean, how hard is it to check the title of a book?

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    Maudie Frickert March 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm #

    Bob Ray:
    LFBC is a electronic creation of Illustrator
    Several Relatives , Barry and Michele all said BHO Jr was born in Mombasa, Kenya
    Barry has spent Million$ to prevent access to any of his records
    Selective Service App is forgery
    Using SSN of deceased Conneticutt resident
    Bill Ayres wrote Dreams of my Father
    John Favreau wrote Audasity of Hope
    What’s going to take for you Obamabots to realize you’ve been had?

    Well, bless your little pea-pickin’ heart, Sonny! You jes’ keep right on believing all those things, and don’t let ennybody tell you just ’cause none of it has a single scrap of evidence to back it up, that means it ain’t so! It don’t matter that all them things you say don’t make a lick o’ sense. After all, some folks swear they’ve got some fur from Bigfoot and pieces of Flying Saucers. And they gets right surly if’n you tell ’em they’re wrong, too. My, my.

    You remind me of Aunt Emma… She used ta swear she was gonna find gold out in the back of our propperty. She’d stagger out after supper in her night gown with her miner’s helmet and goggles, carrying a pick-axe, hollerin’ “There’s GOLD in them thar hills!” And we’d tell her, “You come back inside this minute, you old fool! There ain’t no gold in Birmingham!” but she wouldn’t never listen.

    And my late husband Mortimer, he held onto this big stack of stock in the Acme Whale-Bone Corset Company for 50 years after the Crash, sayin’ “Styles in women’s duds allus come back aff’r a while. You just wait… this stuff’ll be worth a million bucks some day!”

    He had crazy ideas just like yours, stuff that wouldn’t be believed by anybody with more brains than a tuna-fish sammitch. And it never hurt him none! We jus’ put that big ol’ pile of wuthless stock in his casket with him when he went, to keep him company like.

    But should Bigfoot ever drop by with any little bit of evidence backing up any of your darlin’ crack-pot claims, you tell just him sister Maudie says hello!

    Cheers!

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    Arthur March 29, 2012 at 1:32 pm #

    J. Potter: But he did so very concisely. That’s a step in the right direction.

    I agree. As the old saw goes, “If you’re gonna’ try to sell me b.s., the least you can do is put it in little jars.”

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    Arthur March 29, 2012 at 1:34 pm #

    Greenfinches: is it inevitable that birthers will misspell? A bug, or a feature, of birtherism….? I mean, how hard is it to check the title of a book?

    In this case, I put it down to someone who has never actually read the word “Audacity” in print, but has only heard it said on Youtube or Fox News.

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    G March 29, 2012 at 2:38 pm #

    LOL! But in all seriousness, you are probably right on the mark about that…

    Arthur: In this case, I put it down to someone who has never actually read the word “Audacity” in print, but has only heard it said on Youtube or Fox News.

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    bovril March 29, 2012 at 2:50 pm #

    Yo Bobbie (I suspect the name is rather more along the line of Billy-Joe Bubba Red-Neck III)

    Did ya’ll catch the latest CNN poll

    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/28/cnn-poll-obama-leads-romney-and-santorum-in-november-showdowns/

    http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2012/images/03/28/rel3d.pdf

    Seems that the President currently has double digit leads over any GOP candidate in a contest for President…54% to 43% over Mittens, 55% – 42% over the frothy exudate.

    Seems the REAL people, unlike the Birthers seem more than satisfied with the President.and are far more likley to vote him in for a second term….So what then for you and your fellow travellers, gonna cry and weep and rend the old garments..?