I think you have to get past the prejudice against birthers (who admittedly got off to a rocky start in 2008 and have had to deal with the likes of Orly Taitz) and look at things a-fresh now that we have 3-years-worth of accumulated evidence to examine. Considering now the totality of what is now known about Barack Obama, his history and his associations, particularly with the revelations about the Selective Service coming out of Arizona, I don’t see how there is any doubt: Obama is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey.
Obama was born simultaneously in the United States, Kenya and Indonesia, not to mention his 16th century birth in Scotland (where he went under the name of Calvin) . It also explains how he could be born Barack Obama in 1961 and Bari Shabazz in 1958. The divided loyalties and allegiances boggle the mind.
This also explains why the letter carrier Hulton gave two different dates for meeting Obama and two different places of birth — this is normal when dealing with a time traveler. It’s a little more complicated to explain the temporal mechanics here, but time travel also explains how Barack Obama has three different fathers and how he could be living in Hawaii, Kenya (according to Mike Huckabee) and in Indonesia (Martha Trowbridge) in 1965. It explains why no one remembers Obama at various points of his life, while people do remember him at those same times. It explains how Obama planted the newspaper announcements in Honolulu in 1961 and inserted a fake birth certificate at the Department of Health Files. This explains the inserted Selective Service record, Obama knowing that it would become an issue in the future.
It explains how thousands of birthers have vanished without a trace, including newscasters who uncovered the truth, federal prosecutors who took evidence of this to grand juries and the Congressional committee that held hearings on Obama. They have all been erased from our memories: thanks to Obama, they were never born. This also includes the founders who wrote about the Vattellian definition of “natural born citizen” – all erased.
It all makes perfect sense when you look at it the right way.