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Sarah Obama breaks her silence: admits the facts of the President’s birth!

Reporter Irin Carmon got through the heavy security surrounding the President’s step-grandmother in Kenya to find out whether what the birthers say, that she was present in Mombasa, when President Obama born, is true or not.

Salon.com published the ground-breaking report.

Barack Obama wasn’t born in Kenya

Well, what were you expecting? We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

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12 Responses to Sarah Obama breaks her silence: admits the facts of the President’s birth!

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    Andrew Vrba June 22, 2012 at 7:08 pm #

    Once again, birthers emerge with eggs/dookie on their collective faces.

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    bgansel9 June 22, 2012 at 7:11 pm #

    So, Donald Trump will now be retracting his statements, right? RIGHT?

    And Joe Arpaio too, right? NO?

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    Andrew Vrba June 22, 2012 at 7:27 pm #

    And predictably enough, none of the birther sites have picked up the story.
    Find the slightest thing that could be used as a swipe at Obama, and WND has a three page long WND exclusive all about it. Find something that doesn’t work into their confirmation bias, and they quietly sweep it under the rug.

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    Thrifty June 22, 2012 at 7:31 pm #

    Birthers could just drop the “n’t” from “wasn’t” the way they dropped here verbal statements from the phone call where she said the same thing years ago.

    Or they could just call her a liar, which is easier and they’ll probably end up doing. Sarah Obama would surely be in on the coverup which they insist exists, so there’s no way she would blow it open by saying he was born in Kenya. Except for that one time a couple years ago when she did…

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    BatGuano June 22, 2012 at 7:56 pm #

    Andrew Vrba:
    And predictably enough, none of the birther sites have picked up the story.

    i’m actually expecting one of the birther outlets to pick up on the “donations” and “security guard” elements as proof she’s been bought off and “they” refuse to let her speak the truth.

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    misha June 22, 2012 at 8:06 pm #

    “Sarah Obama breaks her silence”

    I read it as “Sarah Palin” at first glance. Man, was I disappointed.

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    Andrew Vrba June 22, 2012 at 8:08 pm #

    misha:
    “Sarah Obama breaks her silence”

    I read it as “Sarah Palin” at first glance. Man, was I disappointed.

    I’m actually relieved that Sarah Palin hasn’t broken her silence.
    *ba-dum-tish!*
    Thank you, I’m here all week!

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    justlw June 22, 2012 at 8:28 pm #

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    CarlOrcas June 22, 2012 at 8:30 pm #

    misha: I read it as “Sarah Palin” at first glance. Man, was I disappointed.

    I did exactly the same thing. Wishful thinking I guess.

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    ASK Esq June 23, 2012 at 12:16 am #

    Of course the birthers will say that they got to her. After all, they claim that in the original interview, she kept insisting that he was born in Kenya, repeatedly, but the others in the room kept trying to get her to say Hawaii. Reality has no relationship with the birthers.

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    Lupin June 23, 2012 at 2:18 am #

    How do we know she really is Sarah Obama and not a reptoid?

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    Lani June 23, 2012 at 4:45 am #

    CarlOrcas: I did exactly the same thing. Wishful thinking I guess.

    Hate to admit it, but that’s what I thought as well. I wondered what her new attack would be. Well, other than socialist/communist/community organizer/Ayers disciple/terrorist/Muslim/radical/homosexual/Manchurian candidate/reptilian/otherwise different.