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Barack Obama born in Kenya: New authentic photograph proves

No elephants this time. A photograph has surfaced on the Internet on mainstream sites like MSN and The Huffington Post showing newborn Barack Obama in Kenya near Kogelo village (where President Obama’s step-grandmother lives to this day).

I believe the photo is authentic, showing Barack Obama, just hours old, with his mother at the hospital in Kenya. This is shocking enough, but the rest of the story is even more bizarre.

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30 Responses to Barack Obama born in Kenya: New authentic photograph proves

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    Andrew Vrba, PmG November 9, 2012 at 2:49 pm #

    About laughed myself sick with that one.

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    JPotter November 9, 2012 at 3:21 pm #

    No Photoshop this time! I thought the plan was to keep the truth under wraps until after dictator is insta—ah, that is, the President is inaugurated.

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    Dr. Conspiracy November 9, 2012 at 3:37 pm #

    Mitt’s in the blue blanket.

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    misha marinsky November 9, 2012 at 4:33 pm #

    Don’t forget my famous Obama Kenya BC:

    http://newyorkleftist.blogspot.com/2009/09/another-kenyan-birth-certificate.html

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    American Mzungu November 9, 2012 at 5:38 pm #

    The MSN story which Doc references doesn’t contain the most bizarre aspect of the story as reported by Time.

    “On Tuesday, Millicent Owuor gave birth to twin boys at the Siaya District Hospital in Nyanza province, Western Kenya, the local newspaper The Standard reported. Naming her two sons after the presidential candidates would help her “remember the historic U.S. elections for a long time, both the winner and the loser,” the 20-year old mother told the national daily.

    Siaya is the home district of Obama’s father, Barack Obama Sr., who was born in the village of Nyang’oma Kogelo in 1936. Just days ahead of the election, the village’s witch doctor, 105-year old John Dimo, had accurately predicted the outcome of the elections by tossing shells and bones and assessing the position they landed. ‘Obama is very far ahead and is definitely going to win,’ he told the Associated Press. Laugh about it, but he was right — unlike those who believe in the Redskins Rule, or critics of Nate Silver.”

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    American Mzungu November 9, 2012 at 6:04 pm #

    For purposes of historical accuracy, Barack (Sr.) was not born in Kogelo. He was born in Kanyadhiang, which is about 100 miles by land around Kavirondo Bay from Kogelo. Onyango, the father of Barack (Sr.), got into a fight with Paul Mboya, the Luo political leader of Karachuonyo District, and packed up his family, moving them to Kogelo. Barack (Sr.) is buried in Kogelo.

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    ObiWanCannoli November 9, 2012 at 6:24 pm #

    I have no doubt that the mother in that photo is Stanley Ann Dunham. Birthers were right all along.

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    McSpocky November 9, 2012 at 8:31 pm #

    When are the conspiracy nuts finally going to give it up? President Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, pure and simple! It’s been proven over and over again the President was born in Hawaii, so why don’t people give it up? Can everyone say racism?

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    Andrew Vrba, PmG November 10, 2012 at 12:53 am #

    McSpocky:
    When are the conspiracy nuts finally going to give it up? President Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, pure and simple! It’s been proven over and over again the President was born in Hawaii, so why don’t people give it up? Can everyone say racism?

    My official opinion as Punchmaster General is that conspiracy theorists suffer from an incurable perpetual state of denial. I mean, to this day there are people who still believe the moon landings were fake. If a birther was allowed to inspect the genuine piece of paper that is Obama’s birth certificate, they would force themselves to see “anomalies” where there aren’t any, like the “TXE”, the “Smiley Face”, etc. Anything to allow them to cling to their belief. They might notice that the paper “looks TOO aged”, or “Is the wrong shade of green”, the paper isn’t “the right thickness”. Honestly I think its a form of dementia!

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    KenyanBornObama November 10, 2012 at 11:29 am #

    Adding more headlines to the search on “Obama Born in Kenya” does not negate or diminish the fact that Barack Hussein Obama was born there!

    People are mobilizing and we are getting the word out. More and more people every day are realizing that Obama is not eligible and mark my words, WE WILL GET THE TRUTH OUT AND THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COVER UP, WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!

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    Dr. Conspiracy November 10, 2012 at 11:27 pm #

    Tracy,

    You aren’t mobilizing. If you could have mobilized and convinced anybody, you would have done it before the election, which you totally lost. What you are doing is whistling in the dark. Birtherism is OVER, yesterday’s news, obsolete and water under the bridge. Birtherism has entered the language as byword for craziness.

    You have no evidence for what you so strongly believe:

    You have no documentary evidence: No official record, no public record, no newspaper birth announcement, no government report, nothing.

    You have no personal testimony. Not a single person who could have personal knowledge of Obama’s birth has ever said he was born in Kenya.

    You have no evidence that Obama’s parents even traveled to Kenya.

    Against that, I have documentary evidence, testimony, government records that Obama was born in Hawaii. Plus I have INS documentation that proves that Obama’s father didn’t leave the US in 1961, and that Obama’s mother didn’t travel to Kenya and back that year.

    You are, frankly, crazy as a loon. You are a nut case. You’ve gone off the track. You have lost your senses. You are several fries short of a Happy Meal. You’re potted. You’re delusional. You’re freaking out of your gourd. You have lost it. You’re brains are scrambled. You’re in outer space. You’re not playing with a full deck. You’ve gone bonkers. You wouldn’t know your ass from a hole in the ground. You are a nincompoop.

    The truth has always been out there: Obama was born in Hawaii. The nut cases such as yourself have already been held accountable for your lies and stupidity by being subjected to public ridicule, scorn and derision, loss of court cases. and in a growing number of instances financial sanctions. You have wasted 4 years trying to cut the wind with scissors.

    You birther idiots have been saying “any day now” for 4 years, and if you think I or anybody else takes it seriously, you are fooling nobody but yourself.

    Now go back to your fetid birther echo chamber where you belong.

    KenyanBornObama: Adding more headlines to the search on “Obama Born in Kenya” does not negate or diminish the fact that Barack Hussein Obama was born there!

    People are mobilizing and we are getting the word out. More and more people every day are realizing that Obama is not eligible and mark my words, WE WILL GET THE TRUTH OUT AND THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COVER UP, WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!

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    aarrgghh November 10, 2012 at 11:58 pm #

    shorter doc:

    WHOMP!!!
    WHOMP!!!
    WHOMP!!!

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    misha marinsky November 11, 2012 at 12:00 am #

    KenyanBornObama: Adding more headlines to the search on “Obama Born in Kenya” does not negate or diminish the fact that Barack Hussein Obama was born there!

    People are mobilizing and we are getting the word out.

    Dr. Conspiracy:Tracy, You have no evidence for what you so strongly believe

    Tracy, get a life. I cannot believe the amount of time you and the rest, devote to spitting into the wind.

    I do this because I see the same inventions from whole cloth, that were used to invade Iraq. I do this, because I believe Denialists are fascists at heart, in the literal sense of the word.

    The ‘born in Kenya’ scenario is physically impossible. My article has been vetted by several Kenyans, whom I invited to critique it. It could not happen:

    http://newyorkleftist.blogspot.com/2010/03/obama-born-in-kenya-no.html

    Barack Obama is our president, and we are fortunate to have him. With his re-election, Mr. Obama is the world Jewish leader, not Bibi.

    I’m sorry you are such an unhappy person. Instead of burning adrenalin on this quixotic cause, volunteer at an animal shelter.

    I hope you find inner peace someday.

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    Dr Kenneth Noisewater November 11, 2012 at 12:41 am #

    I guess we should all fear the day when we cross the Rascal Scooter Army.

    KenyanBornObama:
    Adding more headlines to the search on “Obama Born in Kenya” does not negate or diminish the fact that Barack Hussein Obama was born there!

    People are mobilizing and we are getting the word out. More and more people every day are realizing that Obama is not eligible and mark my words, WE WILL GET THE TRUTH OUT AND THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COVER UP, WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!

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    Thinker November 11, 2012 at 12:58 am #

    The truth is out there. There is no cover-up. You lost. Birfers lost. Obama haters lost. Democracy won. America won. Obama won. Get yourself some clozapine and then take up a new cause, something rooted in reality.

    KenyanBornObama:
    People are mobilizing and we are getting the word out. More and more people every day are realizing that Obama is not eligible and mark my words, WE WILL GET THE TRUTH OUT AND THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COVER UP, WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!

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    Suranis November 11, 2012 at 1:53 am #

    Look on the bright side, Ms. Fair. In 4 years time, Barack Obama II will actually be ineligible for the Presidency of the United States.

    Oh yeah, and Whompidy whompidy whomp.

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    bovril November 11, 2012 at 4:27 am #

    Ooooo, Tracy dear, how did your Maryland case go…. won…. or not…?

  18. avatar
    jtmunkus November 11, 2012 at 6:01 am #

    Well said Doc! Tea party’s over!

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    misha marinsky November 11, 2012 at 9:00 am #

    Suranis: Look on the bright side, Ms. Fair.

    Even brighter: Mittens can now go back to “baptizing” us after we died, so we can go to the planet Kolob.

    You can’t make this stuff up.

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    American Mzungu November 11, 2012 at 9:23 am #

    Dr. Conspiracy: You are, frankly, crazy as a loon. You are a nut case. You’ve gone off the track. You have lost your senses. You are several fries short of a Happy Meal. You’re potted. You’re delusional. You’re freaking out of your gourd. You have lost it. You’re brains are scrambled. You’re in outer space. You’re not playing with a full deck. You’ve gone bonkers. You wouldn’t know your ass from a hole in the ground. You are a nincompoop.

    It’s one thing to shoot fish in a barrel.

    It’s another thing altogether to take a 12 guage double-barrel Fox shotgun, loaded with #9 shot, aiming it at a gallon-and-a-half glass bowl with a small goldfish swimming around aimlessly, set on a stump at the edge of the yard, taking aim with the barrel situated about 18″ from the bowl, and pulling both triggers simultaneously.

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    mimi November 11, 2012 at 11:47 am #

    Tracy,

    This morning on ‘State of The Union’, Jon Huntsman blamed the birthers for GOP loss. So I would like to thank you. And Orly Taitz. I’d like to thank Charlie Kerchner. And Mario Putz. I’d like to give a great big thankful shout-out to Carl Swensson. To each and every one of you… T H A N K Y O U ! ! !

    And whomp, Whomp, WHOMP!!!

  22. avatar
    Thomas Brown November 11, 2012 at 12:04 pm #

    I’ve been thanking Birthers for helping Obama’s chances for two years.

    They thought I was kidding.

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    Thrifty November 11, 2012 at 12:07 pm #

    Don’t hold back Doc. Tell us what you REALLY think.

    Dr. Conspiracy: You are, frankly, crazy as a loon. You are a nut case. You’ve gone off the track. You have lost your senses. You are several fries short of a Happy Meal. You’re potted. You’re delusional. You’re freaking out of your gourd. You have lost it. You’re brains are scrambled. You’re in outer space. You’re not playing with a full deck. You’ve gone bonkers. You wouldn’t know your ass from a hole in the ground. You are a nincompoop.

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    aarrgghh November 11, 2012 at 2:30 pm #

    Thomas Brown: I’ve been thanking Birthers for helping Obama’s chances for two years.

    They thought I was kidding.

    if birferism in any way actually helped obama win a second term, this week’s heavens-shattering shrieking could very well insure a third one …

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    Hanging Chad November 11, 2012 at 7:41 pm #

    Birthers and Antibirthers can finally come to agreement re: Obama’s eligibility.

    Barack Obama is, now and forever, constitutionally ineligible to run for President of the United States.

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    Arthur November 11, 2012 at 7:58 pm #

    misha marinsky: Even brighter: Mittens can now go back to “baptizing” us after we died, so we can go to the planet Kolob.

    You can’t make this stuff up.

    No, but Joseph Smith could.

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    Slartibartfast November 12, 2012 at 3:45 am #

    Remember, we have the tea party to thank for the US Senate being in Democratic hands—5 easy seats lost in two cycles…

    WHOMP!
    WHOMP!
    WHOMP!

    jtmunkus:
    Well said Doc!Tea party’s over!

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    bovril November 12, 2012 at 5:52 am #

    Hanging Chad: Birthers and Antibirthers can finally come to agreement re: Obama’s eligibility.Barack Obama is, now and forever, constitutionally ineligible to run for President of the United States.

    Curiously enough, a moment of insanity shows a morsel of truth.

    In point of fact the low hanging fruit is correct, the current President IS now ineligible to run for President again.

    Of course he is like kinda Prez at the moment and will be until Jan 20 2017

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    The Magic M November 12, 2012 at 5:58 pm #

    Now I know what birthers meant by “your boy Obama”. If they had their OMG moment, would poor Millicent have to rename the kid “Orly Taitz”? ;)

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    G November 13, 2012 at 4:20 pm #

    BRAVO Doc!!! This has to be one of my favorite posts from you ever…and THAT says a lot!!!

    :)

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Tracy,

    You aren’t mobilizing. If you could have mobilized and convinced anybody, you would have done it before the election, which you totally lost. What you are doing is whistling in the dark. Birtherism is OVER, yesterday’s news, obsolete and water under the bridge. Birtherism has entered the language as byword for craziness.

    You have no evidence for what you so strongly believe:

    You have no documentary evidence: No official record, no public record, no newspaper birth announcement, no government report, nothing.

    You have no personal testimony. Not a single person who could have personal knowledge of Obama’s birth has ever said he was born in Kenya.

    You have no evidence that Obama’s parents even traveled to Kenya.

    Against that, I have documentary evidence, testimony, government records that Obama was born in Hawaii. Plus I have INS documentation that proves that Obama’s father didn’t leave the US in 1961, and that Obama’s mother didn’t travel to Kenya and back that year.

    You are, frankly, crazy as a loon. You are a nut case. You’ve gone off the track . You have lost your senses. You are several fries short of a Happy Meal. You’re potted. You’re delusional. You’re freaking out of your gourd. You have lost it. You’re brains are scrambled. You’re in outer space. You’re not playing with a full deck. You’ve gone bonkers. You wouldn’t know your @ss from a hole in the ground. You are a nincompoop.

    The truth has always been out there: Obama was born in Hawaii. The nut cases such as yourself have already been held accountable for your lies and stupidity by being subjected to public ridicule, scorn and derision, loss of court cases. and in a growing number of instances financial sanctions. You have wasted 4 years trying to cut the wind with scissors.

    You birther idiots have been saying “any day now” for 4 years, and if you think I or anybody else takes it seriously, you are fooling nobody but yourself.

    Now go back to your fetid birther echo chamber where you belong.