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Super sekrit Obot hit list

Do not show this to annybody. It is top sekrit hit list.

Some guy named Roger Ogden created a bunch of Facebook pages encouraging the FBI to investigate Obama. Looks like an astroturfing campaign to me.

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43 Responses to Super sekrit Obot hit list

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    The Magic M September 5, 2013 at 10:12 am #

    I guess after the birthers, we now have the “overpassers”.
    Almost as funny as WND’s “Where’s the birth certificate?” signs out in the Texan desert.

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    JPotter September 5, 2013 at 10:32 am #

    Not even real astroturf. Virtual (pretend?) fake grass 😀

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    Rickey September 5, 2013 at 10:38 am #

    I clicked on the New York link and I see that he has “promoted” Gerry Nance (aka borderraven) to be an administrator. That should tell you all you need to know.

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    justlw September 5, 2013 at 10:42 am #

    Rickey:
    I clicked on the New York link and I see that he has “promoted” Gerry Nance (aka borderraven) to be an administrator. That should tell you all you need to know.

    Heh, just saw the same thing on the San Diego page and was about to comment likewise.

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    Rickey September 5, 2013 at 10:49 am #

    justlw: Heh, just saw the same thing on the San Diego page and was about to comment likewise.

    A big day for borderraven!

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    justlw September 5, 2013 at 10:55 am #

    Well, as a fellow Facebook Group Administrator, I know the giddy feeling of power, tempered by the sobering burden of responsibility, that he must be experiencing right now.

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    Bob September 5, 2013 at 11:00 am #

    There are two (and only two) resources provided for this project:

    1. A link to the FBI contact page.

    2. A link to an app for downloading protest signs: “Images that can be printed on 2 x 3 foot B/W paper for making signs. Stapes [sic] will print for $3.29.”

    I’ll never set foot in a Stapes again.

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    justlw September 5, 2013 at 11:15 am #

    Their bill of particulars is certainly, ah, something.

    “There is no official list of impeachable offenses and commission of a statutory crime is not a prerequisite. A president can be impeached for whatever the Congress determines is impeachable.”

    Yes, the framers of the Constitution decided in their infinite wisdom that Congress can toss out a president whenever they get a wild hair.

    But here’s their list of offenses:

    • Usurpin’!
    • Saying things! (…that he didn’t really say, but work with me here)
    • Presidentin’ while Mooslem!
    • “Refused to show that he is constitutional eligibility to hold office” — he isn’t?
      • Showing uncommon restraint, they say he’s fought this “at great expense,” rather than that he has “spent MEEELLIONS of dollars!”
    • Not natural born!
    • Forged draft card!
    • Forged PDF!
    • Lied in his “auto-biography”! Special bonus: authoring while saying he’s Kenyan!
    • Saying things! So nice we’ve named it twice!
    • Used a colloquial term for appointed executive branch officials that dates back to World War II!
    • Made businesses conform to law rather than religious dogma!
    • Is increasing the debt!
    • Cronies! Budgets! Something something!
    • More cronies!
    • Fast and Furious!
    • Drones!
    • Is the sekrit power behind the “Occupy Movement!”
    • Waged war in Libya!
    • Argle bargle war powers!
    • Enforces the law selectively!
    • “Refused to prosecute the New Black Panthers for blatant voter suppression”!
    • Issued executive orders!
    • Argle bargle Islam Muslim Brotherhood! Aids Al Qaeda when he isn’t busy using drones to kill them!
    • Benghazi! (Bonus points for not actually using the name, though.)
    • Oh, spoke too soon. Sorry.
    • Yeah, more Benghazi-ing. So never mind.
    • And anything else! No really, anything that pops into our head!

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    Foggy September 5, 2013 at 11:21 am #

    Dammit, they didn’t include Raleigh!!

    Mama, that bad man hurt my feelings!!

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    Arthur September 5, 2013 at 11:30 am #

    justlw: • Argle bargle war powers!

    Argle-bargle is a form of muttering! Off with his head!

    Also, you forgot Agenda-21’ing within fifty feet of the White House.

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    Arthur September 5, 2013 at 11:37 am #

    justlw: But here’s their list of offenses:

    Just so you know, justlw parody is inspired by actual birther talk. This post appears frequently at ORYR:

    LIAR

    IMPOSTER

    ILLEGAL ALIEN

    FAKE PAPERS

    FAKE BACKGROUND

    FAKE COLLEGE DEGREES

    FOREIGN STUDENT AT OCCIDENTAL UNIVERSITY

    NOBODY REMEMBERS HIM AT COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY

    MULTIPLE ALIASES

    MEMBER MOOSLIM BROTHERHOOD

    HATES AMERICA

    THE DESTROYER

    Or as Jenna Marbles would put it, “THANKS OBAMA!”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkQxHlr2fXM

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    justlw September 5, 2013 at 11:42 am #

    My apologies — I didn’t realize that this list is not on every one of their pages, possibly only the San Diego one. (Doc, did that link change? I could’ve sworn that the first time I clicked on the “San Diego” link in your article, it took me to a Facebook page.)

    http://www.meetup.com/StopObamaNowSD/

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    Dr. Conspiracy September 5, 2013 at 11:47 am #

    I didn’t change it after the article was posted.

    justlw: Doc, did that link change?

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    justlw September 5, 2013 at 11:50 am #

    Dr. Conspiracy: I didn’t change it after the article was posted.

    Then I probably clicked on the San Francisco page first. Thus endeth the exciting Mystery of the Not-Changed Link.

    But anyhoo, folks should look at the San Diego page if they want to see the Damning List of Damning Charges That Are Not At All Stupid. It’s different!

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    The European September 5, 2013 at 11:54 am #

    Rickey: A big day for borderraven!

    Will he still find time to take pictures of underage girls on the beach ?

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    Sef September 5, 2013 at 2:30 pm #

    Little does Roger know that the real seditionists have never set foot into facebook or twitter or any of them other newfangled thingies.

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    BillTheCat September 5, 2013 at 3:06 pm #

    Sef:
    Little does Roger know that the real seditionists have never set foot into facebook or twitter or any of them other newfangled thingies.

    Not to mention you need to log in to FB to see those pages, so that cuts out at least 50% of any random visits to those pages.

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    JPotter September 5, 2013 at 5:03 pm #

    BillTheCat: Not to mention you need to log in to FB to see those pages, so that cuts out at least 50% of any random visits to those pages.

    That sure keeps me safe from them.

    The idea of the Truly Paranoid using FB as a launchboard for The Revolution III is hilarious. But then, they’re fool enough to count the Civil War as The Revolution II, so …

    “Maybe they won’t notice if we conspire in plain sight!”

    Placing such incompetence on public display. Now that’s true incompentence!

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    Dr. Conspiracy September 5, 2013 at 6:11 pm #

    They should contact the FBI’s Fringe Division.

    JPotter: The idea of the Truly Paranoid using FB as a launchboard for The Revolution III is hilarious.

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    Slartibartfast September 5, 2013 at 8:45 pm #

    How meta.

    Is this the “after-birther” movement?

    JPotter:
    Not even real astroturf. Virtual (pretend?) fake grass

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    Robert Laity September 6, 2013 at 2:44 am #

    A “Natural-Born Citizen” is one born IN the United States (Jus Soli)
    IN ADDITION TO:
    having beenborn of “Parents who are both citizens themselves” (100% American Jus Sanquinis)

    Obama does not meet this requirement. Neither does McCain,Rubio,Cruz,Swartzenegger,Santorum or Romney.

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    The Magic M September 6, 2013 at 5:48 am #

    justlw: Saying things! (…that he didn’t really say, but work with me here)

    Reminds me of an exchange I had with an ODS nut on Twitter who spouted the “I will stand with the Muslims” crap. First he called it a quote, then when I called him out on it he conceded it was “paraphrased”, then when I showed him the paraphrase was wrong, he resorted to name-calling.

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    Dr. Conspiracy September 6, 2013 at 9:28 am #

    Yawn.

    Robert Laity: A “Natural-Born Citizen” is one born IN the United States (Jus Soli)
    IN ADDITION TO:
    having beenborn of “Parents who are both citizens themselves” (100% American Jus Sanquinis)

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    Bovril September 6, 2013 at 9:51 am #

    Bobbie, do try and keep, you sad little muppet

    First of all it’s SCHWARZENEGGER, not Swartzenegger

    Second, he can’t run as he is NATURALIZED

    Third, Rubio, Cruz, Santorum and Romney are ll born in the USA so they can run

    Four, you are really slipping here you missed out Jindal

    Five, McCain was born of two US parents so he not only COULD run, he DID run

    So, 5 – 0 to the Obots.

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    Andrew Vrba, PmG September 6, 2013 at 10:44 am #

    Robert Laity:
    A “Natural-Born Citizen” is one born IN the United States (Jus Soli)
    IN ADDITION TO:
    having beenborn of “Parents who are both citizens themselves” (100% American Jus Sanquinis)

    Obama does not meet this requirement. Neither does McCain,Rubio,Cruz,Swartzenegger,Santorum or Romney.

    So, did you drop by just to retread the same old tired, disproved bullcrap, or is this a social visit?

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    justlw September 6, 2013 at 11:20 am #

    Bovril: First of all it’s SCHWARZENEGGER, not Swartzenegger

    He’s talking about Hank Swartzenegger, America’s secret 24th president (you’ve always wondered about the whole Grover Cleveland thing, haven’t you?).

    Hank was born in 1868 in Antarctica, at a base established by a group of disaffected Austrians immediately after the Austro-Prussian War. It is claimed that his father was an American expat who had been accidentally left in Antarctica by the Ross expedition, further muddying the NBC waters.

    Despite clear major issues with both natural born citizenship and the age requirement, Swartzenegger, an extremely charismatic speaker who wowed crowds with his mastery of the then-new steam-powered “Glossification Engine,” was swept into office under his campaign slogan, “You Know What? Screw Article II.”

    Mere days into his term, a formerly euphoric nation watched with increasing dismay as he named several penguins and a disreputable albatross to his cabinet, and ringed the White House with a perimeter of vicious leopard seals, “just in case we’re attacked by squid.”

    In early February 1893, a group of citizens referring to themselves as the “Hot Beverage Party” (“No Ice-Loving Usurpers for Us!”) took it upon themselves to quietly ask Cleveland to step back in to the Oval Office.

    Once his backing was secured, a special team infiltrated the White House, ostensibly to install powerful refrigeration equipment (the so-called “Freezer Case Vigilantes”), kidnapped Swartzenegger and cast him into the North Atlantic on a specially-constructed ice floe.

    Congress then passed an emergency bill, known as the Let’s Never Speak of This Again Act of 1893, which expunged all traces of Swartzenegger’s brief, chilly reign.

    There are rumors of Swartzenegger and Schwarzenegger being related, conspiracy theorists pointing to his performance as “Mr. Freeze” in Batman & Robin being a dead giveaway, but this has never been conclusively proven or disproven.

    I’m surprised this doesn’t come up here more often.

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    justlw September 6, 2013 at 11:29 am #

    By the way, the removal of all of Swartzenegger’s antipodal fauna from the White House, and subsequent coverup of it ever having even existed, is where we get the term “sealing the records” from.

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    John Reilly September 6, 2013 at 11:36 am #

    I recall the effort to change the Constitution to allow Schwarzenegger to run, with the total lack of concern of his dual loyalties to Austria or his Father’s membership in the Nazi party.

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    Kiwiwriter September 6, 2013 at 12:22 pm #

    I checked the pages: Newark, NJ, has two members. New York has two. San Francisco has a whopping three.

    I didn’t check all of the other pages, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the numbers for the other sites are equally low.

    We should keep track of these Facebook pages’ membership numbers.

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    Kiwiwriter September 6, 2013 at 12:28 pm #

    Houston seems to have the most members: eight.

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    justlw September 6, 2013 at 1:16 pm #

    Kiwiwriter:
    I checked the pages: Newark, NJ, has two members. New York has two. San Francisco has a whopping three.

    I didn’t check all of the other pages, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the numbers for the other sites are equally low.

    We should keep track of these Facebook pages’ membership numbers.

    Heh. One of the things I noticed on at least one of the pages was that someone had put up a link offering a FREE (“with $10 or more donation”) DVD of a video called “One Nation Under Fraud” (apparently no relation to the web site of the same name on Doc’s “The Bad” list below, but who can tell?).

    It says it’s THREE HOURS LONG, and dates from a year ago, so it would appear it has yet to take the movie-watching world by storm.

    However, they post a 14-minute trailer for it, and it’s a real trip down memory lane. Flag pins! Won’t put his hand over his heart! “Just a damn flag”! “Corpseman”! 60 states! (Good for them, they got the math right!! But of course they then proceed to lie about the Organization of Islamic Mumblefutz having just the right number of observer nations to bring their count up to the magic number 60, so clearly that’s what Obama was thinking about. Idjits.)

    They want to show Obama bad, America good — because Obama wants to bring America to its knees, don’t you know! — so they give us a glurge-y tour of “Jefferson’s Memorial,” and “Washington’s Monument” (because this is how patriotic they are: they can’t properly name two of our nation’s most famous monuments). And of course they offer two stirring quotes from Jefferson and Lincoln, both of which are not actually things they ever said, continuing their “100% fact-free” streak…

    Oh yes, and part of their reach into the past is the 9/12/2009 rally in Washington, which of course they say was attended by MEELLIONS, instead of the more likely 80,000 or so.

    My point (finally) being that 80,000 is really nothing to sneeze at. Back in the early days of ODS, you could draw quite a crowd. Folks actually did come from all over to DC.

    And the birthers, 2013, have managed to get 8 people in Houston to click a button on their browser.

    (By the way, I also found a brief interview with the DVD’s maker, Roger Nolan, who is described as a “life-long Hollywood Democrat.” He says the reason “they” (not just Obama, it would appear) want to bring America to its knees is so that in the depth of our despair, we will merge with Canada and Mexico, to create a United States of North America: “One nation; one army; one bank — probably the Rockefellers.” So there you are.)

    EDIT: Oh, and I nearly forgot their final crime against humanity: the video makes extensive use of Comic Sans.

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    misha marinsky September 6, 2013 at 1:44 pm #

    John Reilly: I recall the effort to change the Constitution to allow Schwarzenegger to run, with the total lack of concern of his dual loyalties to Austria or his Father’s membership in the Nazi party.

    Thank you. It’s rank hypocrisy. BTW, I never thought I would agree with Rand Paul.

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    misha marinsky September 6, 2013 at 1:49 pm #

    Robert Laity: A “Natural-Born Citizen” is one born IN the United States

    Anyone hear a noise? Angel started barking.

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    MN-Skeptic September 6, 2013 at 4:49 pm #

    justlw: But here’s their list of offenses:

    • Usurpin’!
    • Saying things! (…that he didn’t really say, but work with me here)
    • Presidentin’ while Mooslem!
    • “Refused to show that he is constitutional eligibility to hold office” — he isn’t?
    • Showing uncommon restraint, they say he’s fought this “at great expense,” rather than that he has “spent MEEELLIONS of dollars!”
    • Not natural born!

    I’m surprised. You forgot the most heinous one yet. Obama puts his shoes on the President’s desk!

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    justlw September 6, 2013 at 5:15 pm #

    MN-Skeptic: I’m surprised. You forgot the most heinous one yet. Obama puts his shoes on the President’s desk!

    Oh gad, I hadn’t been aware there was another recent outbreak of this.

    It’s not my list — I just helpfully summarized theirs — but I’m sure if you ask nicely, they’ll add it, though. Here are a couple of helpful pictures you could send them:

    Helpful Picture One
    Helpful Picture Two

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    Sef September 6, 2013 at 5:21 pm #

    Robert Laity: A “Natural-Born Citizen” is one born IN the United States (Jus Soli)

    Is there a long thin pencil of American water between the left coast and the Big Island?

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    Andrew Vrba, PmG September 6, 2013 at 5:21 pm #

    They left out “being black in a white house.”

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    justlw September 6, 2013 at 5:49 pm #

    Sef: Is there a long thin pencil of American water between the left coast and the Big Island?

    I’m sure that if there is, Darrell Issa will try to get it named after Reagan.

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    RanTalbott September 6, 2013 at 10:33 pm #

    Robert Laity: (100% American Jus Sanquinis)

    How can that be a law? I’m sure The Flying Sanquinis were all killed when the elephants stampeded and knocked out one of the tent poles during their act.

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    Greenfinches September 7, 2013 at 5:25 am #

    justlw: a couple of helpful pictures

    but but but….IOKIYAR. Surely you know, only Democrat feet harm desks?

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    Andrew Vrba, PmG September 7, 2013 at 2:57 pm #

    Robert Laity:
    A “Natural-Born Citizen” is one born IN the United States (Jus Soli)
    IN ADDITION TO:
    having been born of “Parents who are both citizens themselves” (100% American Jus Sanquinis)

    No such prerequisite for the office of POTUS exists. Scream intent and semantics all you want, but it ain’t there.

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    nbc September 7, 2013 at 4:07 pm #

    Robert Laity: A “Natural-Born Citizen” is one born IN the United States (Jus Soli)

    That is all that is required.

    Excellently stated. The rest is just ignorance of our history and the legal rulings.

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    Keith September 7, 2013 at 8:10 pm #

    nbc: Robert Laity: A “Natural-Born Citizen” is one born IN the United States (Jus Soli)

    That is all that is required for the most common, least controversial, path to “Natural-Born Citizen”.

    Excellently stated. The rest is just ignorance of our history and the legal rulings

    FIFY