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Barack Obama was Genetically Altered Super-Child

This article is really about the possibility that Barack Obama’s birth in Hawaii was fraudulently registered. The frequently raised objection to this idea is the question of why someone would go to the trouble to register an obscure mixed-race child in Hawaii, that no one knew would one day run for president. So we’ll look into the fraudulent registration question through a fanciful scenario.

George Soros

George Soros

The quest starts with liberal billionaire George Soros. As we know, Soros had some contact with the Nazis during WW II. The Nazi eugenics project to provide a super race continued in secret after the war in Argentina. Soros was determined to perpetuate his own genes but in an improved form through a part clone, part engineered child. Soros provided funding for the Nazi doctors to create the genetically altered super child, who had an African mother and Soros as the father.

To set up a false trail, Soros bribed officials at the Queens Hospital in Hawaii to submit a fake birth certificate, using Lebanese spy Ann Dunham, and Marxist Barack Obama as stand-in parents. This of course explains the secret CIA DNA results that Barack Obama II is not genetically related to his grandparents. The story that Obama was born at two different hospitals was to divert suspicion from any one hospital. Sarah Obama was also coerced under threat of death to make the infamous tape saying Obama was born in Kenya, to obscure the fact that he was actually not born in the usual sense at all, and that his coming to term actually happened in a laboratory in Argentina.

Yes, we can!

Yes, we can!

The super child hypothesis explains Obama’s championship basketball skills, as well as his charismatic, hypnotic control over people. What else can explain an unqualified black man being elected president over a genuine American hero?

Soros has been behind Obama’s incredible flight to fame, and will be the power behind the throne once his “son” takes office.

Other fraud scenarios exist, but this one seems to this writer the most plausible.

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20 Responses to Barack Obama was Genetically Altered Super-Child

  1. avatar
    bogus info January 5, 2009 at 1:58 pm #

    Wow! And all this time I was thinking he was the Anti-Christ. Thanks for correcting me on this. That is a rather “evil” picture of Obama you have posted.

    This is beyond crazy.

  2. avatar
    laughinghysterically January 5, 2009 at 3:31 pm #

    OMG, Dr. Conspiracy, you have finally discovered the truth!! You are a true patriot! Thank God for you.

    Beware, the trolls will now likely make threats on your life!!

    I think Obama likely has “heroes” type powers. Not just hypnosis, but I bet he can freeze time and travel throught it. Hmmm. This explains EVERYTHING!!

    You should get this info to Dr. Orly and Berg ASAP! The world needs to know!

  3. avatar
    bogus info January 5, 2009 at 3:34 pm #

    ROTFL.

  4. avatar
    John Dean January 5, 2009 at 9:54 pm #

    Wow, I think you got it!

    I could never make the “Soros is a Nazi piece” fit with the “laboratory piece.” Every time I tried, I ended up with Professor Plum in The Library with The Knife.

    Congratulations, Dr. C!

  5. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy January 5, 2009 at 10:03 pm #

    Now you see what happens to your brain when you read too much of this stuff.

  6. avatar
    Patrick McKinnion January 5, 2009 at 10:20 pm #

    You know, some people might believe that theory……

  7. avatar
    laughinghysterically January 7, 2009 at 10:07 pm #

    Wait, so, it’s NOT true?????????????????

    I was looking for the donate button on your site so you could arrange to get all the proof from some lizard hunting, alien abductee, bigfeet killing PI or some such thing…

    Bummer.

  8. avatar
    Ken May 18, 2009 at 9:15 am #

    I see it all clearly now.How could I have been so blind!

  9. avatar
    PJ May 18, 2009 at 9:59 am #

    Hey, maybe he is the missing link that all you ape evolved goons that you are. I did not evolve from an ape or an embryo from the sea. How about the rest of you?

  10. avatar
    NBC May 18, 2009 at 11:46 am #

    Haha, facts never seem to disturb faith…

  11. avatar
    TollandRCR May 18, 2009 at 1:09 pm #

    Are all these articles satire? They are only slightly less credible than the Soros-child story.

    July 30, 2008
    Is Obama an alien abductee?
    By Michael M. Bates
    http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/bates/080730

    Are Alien UFO fleets protecting Barack Obama?
    29-11-2008
    Special Report by Michael Cohen
    http://www.allnewsweb.com/page877877.php

    The Reptilian Candidate
    By Art Greenfield
    http://www.hiddencodes.com/obama/index.htm

    Could Barack Hussein Obama be the “Anti-Christ?”
    http://o.bamapost.com/

    If this is not all satire, then some people are believing even weirder theories.

  12. avatar
    thisoldhippie May 18, 2009 at 1:23 pm #

    This is the age old argument against evolution. We never evolved FROM apes – they are genetically our cousins and from the sounds of your post and the lack of intelligence shown, with a closer DNA than we might like to admit.

  13. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy May 18, 2009 at 7:43 pm #

    Notable in relation to the image which appears as the last link above, is this:

    http://www.dantuonoarts.com/

  14. avatar
    sashaTheLondoner August 19, 2009 at 8:04 am #

    This is known fact! Get real,you know that he is 3.0 edition …like boys from brazil..dna
    from keneddy and mohamed ali and tupac shakur..that is A FACT

  15. avatar
    m.t. August 22, 2009 at 1:08 pm #

    you are all assholes lol

  16. avatar
    Ace December 7, 2009 at 10:40 am #

    No Obama isn’t a super-human. What the hell, seriously? lol.

    laughinghysterically: Wait, so, it’s NOT true????????????????? I was looking for the donate button on your site so you could arrange to get all the proof from some lizard hunting, alien abductee, bigfeet killing PI or some such thing…Bummer.

    laughinghysterically: Wait, so, it’s NOT true????????????????? I was looking for the donate button on your site so you could arrange to get all the proof from some lizard hunting, alien abductee, bigfeet killing PI or some such thing…Bummer.

    laughinghysterically: Wait, so, it’s NOT true????????????????? I was looking for the donate button on your site so you could arrange to get all the proof from some lizard hunting, alien abductee, bigfeet killing PI or some such thing…Bummer.

  17. avatar
    G December 7, 2009 at 11:36 am #

    Ace, It appears fairly clear from both the poster’s name, “laughinghysterically”, and the text of what they wrote that it was sarcasm and they were not being serious.

  18. avatar
    Mr.D February 1, 2010 at 7:12 pm #

    this is the craziest [*&^$] i ever heard and get over it we have a great black president that some people couldn’t see coming so get over it bitch

  19. avatar
    kamikaze May 11, 2010 at 7:36 pm #

    really ? obama a super hero ?
    this is complete nonsense, no one has “super powers” . that’s only in comic books you guys, this has to be the most idiotic thing i’ve ever heard . and MCCAIN a GENUINE AMERICAN HERO ?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! very funny, just cause you fought in the war doesn’t make you an american war hero . the last time we had an “american war hero” he lead our country into deep debt, ruined cities, & killed innocent women, children, & men . BULLSHIT !

  20. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy May 11, 2010 at 8:37 pm #

    The article you commented on was satire.