Birther Summit names names

According to a press release from Dean Haskins of The Birther Summit, a combination birther strategy meeting, rally and march, and a game of “pin the tail on the Congressman” scheduled for March 29 – 31 2012, the list of initial dignitaries is now available. They are, ta da:

Hyperlinks point to articles on this site. Some names are familiar to me, and some not. Fortunately the Birther Summit web site has some brief biographical information on each. If they all show up, this could be the biggest birther rally of all time.

I’d be willing to pay BIG BUCKS for a bootleg video tape of the strategy session where they work out their “unified, cohesive message.” Conspiracy theorists don’t usually get along well together.

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52 Responses to Birther Summit names names

  1. GreatGrey says:

    What, no Ed Hale?

  2. Rickey says:

    Speaking of names, Patrick at Bad Fiction has posted a link to a new treason petition, this one endorsed by Walter FitzPatrick. The signatures total is all the way up to 154. including:

    Bertha Venation
    Fleet Admiral Walter FitzCordwood
    Isabelle Ringing
    Geronimo Corsi
    Dean Haskin Robbins
    Captain Peter “Wrong Way” Peachfuzz, USN
    Jack Sparrow
    Cordwood Fitzfundfilcher

    http://www.petitiononline.com/wtphsa/petition.html

  3. gorefan says:

    There is a mini-online birthe summit going on at

    http://www.bernardgoldberg.com/who-is-a-natural-born-citizen/

    Miki Booth
    Dean Haskins
    Neil turner
    Neil Sankey
    Sally Hill
    rxsid
    Sam Sewell

    Have all made an appearance.

  4. gorefan says:

    William Lolli just showed up.

  5. gorefan says:

    Now Mario and Kechner have arrived. Someone must have sent out a mass emergency e-mail.

  6. Majority Will says:

    gorefan:
    There is a mini-online birthe summit going on at

    http://www.bernardgoldberg.com/who-is-a-natural-born-citizen/

    Miki Booth
    Dean Haskins
    Neil turner
    Neil Sankey
    Sally Hill
    rxsid
    Sam Sewell

    Have all made an appearance.

    Just a pathetic posse of pusillanimous and prejudiced partisans. PIty them.

  7. JoZeppy says:

    Great concept. If you gather enough people together that none one considers to be remotely an authority on a subject, they some how collectively become authoritative to define the subject they’re all grossly unqualifed to discuss in the first place.

  8. Add Mario Apuzzo and Charles Kerchner.

    Majority Will: Just a pathetic posse of pusillanimous and prejudiced partisans. PIty them.

    Miki Booth
    Dean Haskins
    Neil turner
    Neil Sankey
    Sally Hill
    rxsid
    Sam Sewell

    Have all made an appearance

  9. Majority Will says:

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Add Mario Apuzzo and Charles Kerchner.

    Then I’ll need to add “pompous” to:

    “Just a pathetic posse of pusillanimous and prejudiced partisans. PIty them.”

  10. They should have some sort of a policy that all the birthers don’t fly on one plane.

  11. Majority Will says:

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    They should have some sort of a policy that all the birthers don’t fly on one plane.

    Hmmm.

    I wonder if they take turns explaining to the pilot why, based on what everyone knows about the Laws of Physics, powered flight is actually not possible.

  12. Steve says:

    Ah, the Woodstock of Wingnuttery.

  13. Dave says:

    I am surprised that Dr. Kate isn’t on the list. I think she made a comment a week or so ago saying she was part of the Birther Summit planning.

  14. Lupin says:

    Sociopaths, idiots and grifters. What a show!

  15. J. Potter says:

    “BIG BUCKS” …. as in oversized bills? Like 12″ dollar bills? Bigger? Can I have the currency forensically examined before finalizing a deal? No, I cannot settle for digital images or other references. Must examine the originals bills. Will not accept photocopies. I am not stupid.

  16. Rob says:

    The summit is on March 29, 2012. You have it lasting through August 1, 2012! Did you do a mash-up with the opening date for registration, which is August 1, 2011?

  17. The Magic M says:

    > Ah, the Woodstock of Wingnuttery.

    With a few exceptions, the expected average birthers – white, male, 50+, mostly 60+.

    > Conspiracy theorists don’t usually get along well together.

    They all want to be leaders and they all want to be “the” hero. I’d especially be curious how Manning is going to get along with the others, and vice versa.

  18. Sef says:

    Steve:
    Ah, the Woodstock of Wingnuttery.

    Thanks. Now I have this image in my mind of Orly and CELIII rolling around in the mud. I need some brain bleach.

  19. J.Potter says:

    This is bound to be confused with an AARP Convention … if successful enough. If not, just a random senior citizens tour group.

    Will the crazy be mistaken for dementia? Alzheimer’s?

    “Awwww, isn’t that cute, honey! The old people are having Flashbacks again!”

    I’m gonna start burning bootleg copies of Atlas Shrugged. Just found a great deal on surplus videocassettes, might as well make a buck. 😛

  20. Gary Miller says:

    No Ed Hale?

  21. katahdin says:

    Rickey:
    Speaking of names, Patrick at Bad Fiction has posted a link to a new treason petition, this one endorsed by Walter FitzPatrick. The signatures total is all the way up to 154. including:

    Bertha Venation
    Fleet Admiral Walter FitzCordwood
    Isabelle Ringing
    Geronimo Corsi
    Dean Haskin Robbins
    Captain Peter “Wrong Way” Peachfuzz, USN
    Jack Sparrow
    Cordwood Fitzfundfilcher

    http://www.petitiononline.com/wtphsa/petition.html

    I just signed the “petition” using a fake name and email address. It was fun, just like that old wnd petition.

  22. bob says:

    What is interesting about the summit naming names is who isn’t named.

    In addition to being no one of note (no actual experts or politicians), several “notable” birthers aren’t listed. Weren’t invited, or declined the honor?

  23. J.Potter says:

    I think it’s a power grab, an attempt to establish orthodoxy in birtherism. Would Stalin, Lenin, and Trotsky all invite each other?

    bob:
    What is interesting about the summit naming names is who isn’t named.

    In addition to being no one of note (no actual experts or politicians), several “notable” birthers aren’t listed.Weren’t invited, or declined the honor?

  24. Hotlanta Mike's Ex-Wife says:

    If they add a poker championship to the agenda perhaps Leo Donofrio will show up. He needs the money for the attorneys fees in Old Carco.

  25. ASK Esq says:

    Doc, I’d pay big bucks of video of them all gathered outside the meeting room of the Holiday Inn, frantically pushing on the door, until a hotel employee helpfully points out that it says “pull.”

  26. Thrifty says:

    Rickey: Speaking of names, Patrick at Bad Fiction has posted a link to a new treason petition, this one endorsed by Walter FitzPatrick. The signatures total is all the way up to 154.

    They can’t get a decent number of signatures on an INTERNET petition? Even things like “Sign here to legalize pedophilia” can get a couple thousand.

  27. Tarrant says:

    Not only can they not get many signatures on said Internet petition, since there’s no limit on how often one can sign, it’s clear that most of them are fake. Orly has “signed” half a dozen times or so, and Captain Cordwood has half a dozen or so variants on his name on there.

    My favorite is Treasony McTreasonburger IV.

  28. J.Potter says:

    I just read the “BIRTHER SUMMIT STATEMENT ON UNITY AND SUPPORT” … some serious Lord of the Flies action going on there! The usual secret club paranoia. They already have a loyalty oath and an enemies list, and are stooping to calling them out publicly! LOL. Literal childishness. And they expect to be taken seriously.

    I also note in the “bios”:

    “CPT Pamela Barnett is a key player in the Obama Constitutional eligibility controversy – Obama supporters would disparagingly refer to her as a ‘birther’

    … if birther is an epithet according to the site …. then why is the site called the Birther Summit? And the site is pushing a “Birther Summit Statement”…

    Oh, is this gonna like it’s OK for a birther to call a birther birther, but if an anti-birther calls birther, it’s on!! kind of thing?

  29. Arthur says:

    Rickey:
    Speaking of names, Patrick at Bad Fiction has posted a link to a new treason petition, this one endorsed by Walter FitzPatrick.

    http://www.petitiononline.com/wtphsa/petition.html

    If you haven’t followed the link, do so and read the list of petition signers and comments. It’s hysterical. Be sure to leave your own unique name and comment. My good friend Harry Balsack is no. 180!

  30. Majority Will says:

    Thrifty: They can’t get a decent number of signatures on an INTERNET petition?Even things like “Sign here to legalize pedophilia” can get a couple thousand.

    That’s really childish.

  31. Majority Will says:

    J.Potter:
    I just read the “BIRTHER SUMMIT STATEMENT ON UNITY AND SUPPORT” … some serious Lord of the Flies action going on there! The usual secret club paranoia. They already have a loyalty oath and an enemies list, and are stooping to calling them out publicly! LOL. Literal childishness. And they expect to be taken seriously.

    I also note in the “bios”:

    “CPT Pamela Barnett is a key player in the Obama Constitutional eligibility controversy – Obama supporters would disparagingly refer to her as a birther’

    … if birther is an epithet according to the site …. then why is the site called the Birther Summit? And the site is pushing a “Birther Summit Statement”…

    Oh, is this gonna like it’s OK for a birther to call a birther birther, but if an anti-birther calls birther, it’s on!! kind of thing?

    Soon enough they’ll claim that only they can use the b-word.

  32. J.Potter says:

    Wow, who is writing this stuff? (meaning the petition, the signatures …. well …. they asked for it)

    These nuts are making a great argument for IQ testing on internet browsers, like breathalyzers in alcoholics’ cars.

    Arthur: If you haven’t followed the link, do so and read the list of petition signers and comments. It’s hysterical. Be sure to leave your own unique name and comment.My good friend Harry Balsack is no. 180!

  33. Thrifty says:

    I’d be willing to pay BIG BUCKS for a bootleg video tape of the strategy session where they work out their “unified, cohesive message.” Conspiracy theorists don’t usually get along well together.

    I have such a tape. I will sell it to you for 2000 American dollars, cash. Please note that the cash will not be accepted unless I am first allowed to inspect the original printing press to ensure that the bills are not counterfeit.

  34. Thrifty says:

    Well I signed the petition as Seymour Buttz, with the following comment:

    “Damn straight. This is the way to get this criminal out of office. If article 2, section 4 of the Constitution doesn’t provide any other form of trying crimes committed by Presidents, we must take matters into our own hands!”

  35. Thrifty says:

    I liked comment number 72 by Treasony McTreasonburger IV. Was that one of us?

  36. Bovril says:

    *cough*, *wipes eyes*….. It was nothing, I would like to thank the Academy, my fellow Obots, the Birfoons therapists for such a sterling ineffectual job they are doing, the Chemtrails Industry, all the dedicated NWO scientists at the uber-seekrit HAARP installations, the second gunman on the grassy knoll, we couldn’t have done this without you and finally Big George whose funding and distribution made this all possible….(music swells)….(exits stage right)

  37. US Citizen says:

    In Dean’s statement of unity, he says

    “we are also aware that public infighting has been detrimental to those efforts, and has served as a distraction that has allowed our detractors to use our discord to try to marginalize us.”

    Then he ends with “the facts are not determined by personal opinions or agendas.”

    WTF?

    He also goes on and all but says “Berg” by the description he’s provided.

    So he can’t say Berg, but “Birther” returns 17 hits using his own search function.

    I think birther is the new N word.
    They’re allowed to say it, but not us.
    You have to be born a birther to use the word and we’re not homies.
    It all makes sense now.
    They’re natural born birthers or NBBs.

  38. J.Potter says:

    He calls out Berg and Kreep farther down, in the “American Patriot Orly Taitz” section …..lolz.

    US Citizen:
    In Dean’s statement of unity, he says

    “we are also aware that public infighting has been detrimental to those efforts, and has served as a distraction that has allowed our detractors to use our discord to try to marginalize us.”

    He also goes on and all but says “Berg” by the description he’s provided.

    So he can’t say Berg, but “Birther” returns 17 hits using his own search function.

  39. Majority Will says:

    US Citizen: I think birther is the new N word.
    They’re allowed to say it, but not us.

    Constitutionalist was too hard for most of them to spell or say.

    Is Bertha Anation attending?

  40. J.Potter says:

    Why note Original Intenters? Too many syllables? Just sounds funny?

    Majority Will: Constitutionalist was too hard for most of them to spell or say.

  41. ellid says:

    Wow. After work I’ll have to make sure that my good friends Sherlock Holmes, Mary Russell, Nero Wolfe, Archie Goodwin, Lily Rowan, Fritz Brenner, Cordelia Naismith, Alec Scudder, Beka Cavish, Arwen Undomiel, Siren Stumptail, and Hunter M. Malfoy sign. They’re all politically active and of good character, even if Mr. Malfoy is a bit deficient in the brain area.

  42. US Citizen says:

    ellid: even if Mr. Malfoy is a bit deficient in the brain area.

    It’s in the genes. Just look at his dad.

  43. Majority Will says:

    J.Potter:
    Why note Original Intenters? Too many syllables? Just sounds funny?

    Or Faithful Friends of the Founding Fathers?

  44. G says:

    True story – back in the 80’s you could open the Cleveland telephone book and find a listing for a man named Seymour Dupa, which pretty much is the same thing in Polish.

    Thrifty: Well I signed the petition as Seymour Buttz, with the following comment:“Damn straight. This is the way to get this criminal out of office. If article 2, section 4 of the Constitution doesn’t provide any other form of trying crimes committed by Presidents, we must take matters into our own hands!”

  45. Majority Will says:

    Helen Tansey’s blog:

    http://www.t-room.us/about/

    “Fellow bloggers such as jbjd, former blogger TexasDarlin, drkatesview, Big Government/Hollywood/Big Journalism, Politico, Uppity Woman, TPM, Citizen Wells, NotLarrySabato, Atlas Shrugs, No Quarter, Bearing Drift, The Hill, World Reports, VirginiaTomorrow and so many more have opened my mind like never before.”

  46. Sef says:

    G:
    True story – back in the 80′s you could open the Cleveland telephone book and find a listing for a man named Seymour Dupa, which pretty much is the same thing in Polish.

    If you’re looking for a DBA you might want to check out this guy http://www.linkedin.com/pub/anil-shitole/9/410/754

  47. G says:

    LMAO! Wow…that one takes the prize! Best part about it – I often *am* looking for Oracle 9i DBAs…

    Sef: If you’re looking for a DBA you might want to check out this guy http://www.linkedin.com/pub/anil-shitole/9/410/754

  48. Except for the fact that the birth certificate is a fake, which is NOT a conspiracy theory…it’s a conspiracy!

  49. gorefan says:

    celebs4truth.com: Except for the fact that the birth certificate is a fake

    Hahahahaha – that is the stupidest thing I read today.

  50. BatGuano says:

    celebs4truth.com:
    Except for the fact that the birth certificate is a fake, which is NOT a conspiracy theory…it’s a conspiracy!

    i’ll bite……. so, what makes you believe it is a fake?

  51. AnotherBird says:

    celebs4truth.com:
    Except for the fact that the birth certificate is a fake, which is NOT a conspiracy theory…it’s a conspiracy!

    It seems like to skip over those who also believe that 911 was a conspiracy.

    It has been noticed that celebs4truth.com was left of the list. So, as it must be an important issue with celebs4truth.com. Will anyone associated with celebs4truth.com be attending the birth Summit? Ask Lucas D. Smith for the birth certificate he forged. That way it will ensure that celebs4truth.com have a fake birth certificate to take.

  52. Sef says:

    celebs4truth.com:
    Except for the fact that the birth certificate is a fake, which is NOT a conspiracy theory…it’s a conspiracy!

    I presume you’re talking about the one that Lucas Smith proffered. Yes, his POSFKBC describes an event which did not occur. He is a known convicted forger.

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