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Birther Summit names names

According to a press release from Dean Haskins of The Birther Summit, a combination birther strategy meeting, rally and march, and a game of “pin the tail on the Congressman” scheduled for March 29 – 31 2012, the list of initial dignitaries is now available. They are, ta da:

Hyperlinks point to articles on this site. Some names are familiar to me, and some not. Fortunately the Birther Summit web site has some brief biographical information on each. If they all show up, this could be the biggest birther rally of all time.

I’d be willing to pay BIG BUCKS for a bootleg video tape of the strategy session where they work out their “unified, cohesive message.” Conspiracy theorists don’t usually get along well together.

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52 Responses to Birther Summit names names

  1. avatar
    GreatGrey July 19, 2011 at 6:28 pm #

    What, no Ed Hale?

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    Rickey July 19, 2011 at 6:59 pm #

    Speaking of names, Patrick at Bad Fiction has posted a link to a new treason petition, this one endorsed by Walter FitzPatrick. The signatures total is all the way up to 154. including:

    Bertha Venation
    Fleet Admiral Walter FitzCordwood
    Isabelle Ringing
    Geronimo Corsi
    Dean Haskin Robbins
    Captain Peter “Wrong Way” Peachfuzz, USN
    Jack Sparrow
    Cordwood Fitzfundfilcher

    http://www.petitiononline.com/wtphsa/petition.html

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    gorefan July 19, 2011 at 7:32 pm #

    There is a mini-online birthe summit going on at

    http://www.bernardgoldberg.com/who-is-a-natural-born-citizen/

    Miki Booth
    Dean Haskins
    Neil turner
    Neil Sankey
    Sally Hill
    rxsid
    Sam Sewell

    Have all made an appearance.

  4. avatar
    gorefan July 19, 2011 at 7:33 pm #

    William Lolli just showed up.

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    gorefan July 19, 2011 at 7:59 pm #

    Now Mario and Kechner have arrived. Someone must have sent out a mass emergency e-mail.

  6. avatar
    Majority Will July 19, 2011 at 8:20 pm #

    gorefan:
    There is a mini-online birthe summit going on at

    http://www.bernardgoldberg.com/who-is-a-natural-born-citizen/

    Miki Booth
    Dean Haskins
    Neil turner
    Neil Sankey
    Sally Hill
    rxsid
    Sam Sewell

    Have all made an appearance.

    Just a pathetic posse of pusillanimous and prejudiced partisans. PIty them.

  7. avatar
    JoZeppy July 19, 2011 at 9:52 pm #

    Great concept. If you gather enough people together that none one considers to be remotely an authority on a subject, they some how collectively become authoritative to define the subject they’re all grossly unqualifed to discuss in the first place.

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    Dr. Conspiracy July 19, 2011 at 9:57 pm #

    Add Mario Apuzzo and Charles Kerchner.

    Majority Will: Just a pathetic posse of pusillanimous and prejudiced partisans. PIty them.

    Miki Booth
    Dean Haskins
    Neil turner
    Neil Sankey
    Sally Hill
    rxsid
    Sam Sewell

    Have all made an appearance

  9. avatar
    Majority Will July 19, 2011 at 9:59 pm #

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Add Mario Apuzzo and Charles Kerchner.

    Then I’ll need to add “pompous” to:

    “Just a pathetic posse of pusillanimous and prejudiced partisans. PIty them.”

  10. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy July 19, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

    They should have some sort of a policy that all the birthers don’t fly on one plane.

  11. avatar
    Majority Will July 19, 2011 at 10:38 pm #

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    They should have some sort of a policy that all the birthers don’t fly on one plane.

    Hmmm.

    I wonder if they take turns explaining to the pilot why, based on what everyone knows about the Laws of Physics, powered flight is actually not possible.

  12. avatar
    Steve July 19, 2011 at 11:17 pm #

    Ah, the Woodstock of Wingnuttery.

  13. avatar
    Dave July 20, 2011 at 12:48 am #

    I am surprised that Dr. Kate isn’t on the list. I think she made a comment a week or so ago saying she was part of the Birther Summit planning.

  14. avatar
    Lupin July 20, 2011 at 3:55 am #

    Sociopaths, idiots and grifters. What a show!

  15. avatar
    J. Potter July 20, 2011 at 4:32 am #

    “BIG BUCKS” …. as in oversized bills? Like 12″ dollar bills? Bigger? Can I have the currency forensically examined before finalizing a deal? No, I cannot settle for digital images or other references. Must examine the originals bills. Will not accept photocopies. I am not stupid.

  16. avatar
    Rob July 20, 2011 at 7:08 am #

    The summit is on March 29, 2012. You have it lasting through August 1, 2012! Did you do a mash-up with the opening date for registration, which is August 1, 2011?

  17. avatar
    The Magic M July 20, 2011 at 7:32 am #

    > Ah, the Woodstock of Wingnuttery.

    With a few exceptions, the expected average birthers – white, male, 50+, mostly 60+.

    > Conspiracy theorists don’t usually get along well together.

    They all want to be leaders and they all want to be “the” hero. I’d especially be curious how Manning is going to get along with the others, and vice versa.

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    Sef July 20, 2011 at 9:19 am #

    Steve:
    Ah, the Woodstock of Wingnuttery.

    Thanks. Now I have this image in my mind of Orly and CELIII rolling around in the mud. I need some brain bleach.

  19. avatar
    J.Potter July 20, 2011 at 10:02 am #

    This is bound to be confused with an AARP Convention … if successful enough. If not, just a random senior citizens tour group.

    Will the crazy be mistaken for dementia? Alzheimer’s?

    “Awwww, isn’t that cute, honey! The old people are having Flashbacks again!”

    I’m gonna start burning bootleg copies of Atlas Shrugged. Just found a great deal on surplus videocassettes, might as well make a buck. 😛

  20. avatar
    Gary Miller July 20, 2011 at 10:54 am #

    No Ed Hale?

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    katahdin July 20, 2011 at 10:59 am #

    Rickey:
    Speaking of names, Patrick at Bad Fiction has posted a link to a new treason petition, this one endorsed by Walter FitzPatrick. The signatures total is all the way up to 154. including:

    Bertha Venation
    Fleet Admiral Walter FitzCordwood
    Isabelle Ringing
    Geronimo Corsi
    Dean Haskin Robbins
    Captain Peter “Wrong Way” Peachfuzz, USN
    Jack Sparrow
    Cordwood Fitzfundfilcher

    http://www.petitiononline.com/wtphsa/petition.html

    I just signed the “petition” using a fake name and email address. It was fun, just like that old wnd petition.

  22. avatar
    bob July 20, 2011 at 11:14 am #

    What is interesting about the summit naming names is who isn’t named.

    In addition to being no one of note (no actual experts or politicians), several “notable” birthers aren’t listed. Weren’t invited, or declined the honor?

  23. avatar
    J.Potter July 20, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    I think it’s a power grab, an attempt to establish orthodoxy in birtherism. Would Stalin, Lenin, and Trotsky all invite each other?

    bob:
    What is interesting about the summit naming names is who isn’t named.

    In addition to being no one of note (no actual experts or politicians), several “notable” birthers aren’t listed.Weren’t invited, or declined the honor?

  24. avatar
    Hotlanta Mike's Ex-Wife July 20, 2011 at 11:52 am #

    If they add a poker championship to the agenda perhaps Leo Donofrio will show up. He needs the money for the attorneys fees in Old Carco.

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    ASK Esq July 20, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    Doc, I’d pay big bucks of video of them all gathered outside the meeting room of the Holiday Inn, frantically pushing on the door, until a hotel employee helpfully points out that it says “pull.”

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    Thrifty July 20, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    Rickey: Speaking of names, Patrick at Bad Fiction has posted a link to a new treason petition, this one endorsed by Walter FitzPatrick. The signatures total is all the way up to 154.

    They can’t get a decent number of signatures on an INTERNET petition? Even things like “Sign here to legalize pedophilia” can get a couple thousand.

  27. avatar
    Tarrant July 20, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    Not only can they not get many signatures on said Internet petition, since there’s no limit on how often one can sign, it’s clear that most of them are fake. Orly has “signed” half a dozen times or so, and Captain Cordwood has half a dozen or so variants on his name on there.

    My favorite is Treasony McTreasonburger IV.

  28. avatar
    J.Potter July 20, 2011 at 12:44 pm #

    I just read the “BIRTHER SUMMIT STATEMENT ON UNITY AND SUPPORT” … some serious Lord of the Flies action going on there! The usual secret club paranoia. They already have a loyalty oath and an enemies list, and are stooping to calling them out publicly! LOL. Literal childishness. And they expect to be taken seriously.

    I also note in the “bios”:

    “CPT Pamela Barnett is a key player in the Obama Constitutional eligibility controversy – Obama supporters would disparagingly refer to her as a ‘birther’

    … if birther is an epithet according to the site …. then why is the site called the Birther Summit? And the site is pushing a “Birther Summit Statement”…

    Oh, is this gonna like it’s OK for a birther to call a birther birther, but if an anti-birther calls birther, it’s on!! kind of thing?

  29. avatar
    Arthur July 20, 2011 at 12:49 pm #

    Rickey:
    Speaking of names, Patrick at Bad Fiction has posted a link to a new treason petition, this one endorsed by Walter FitzPatrick.

    http://www.petitiononline.com/wtphsa/petition.html

    If you haven’t followed the link, do so and read the list of petition signers and comments. It’s hysterical. Be sure to leave your own unique name and comment. My good friend Harry Balsack is no. 180!

  30. avatar
    Majority Will July 20, 2011 at 12:55 pm #

    Thrifty: They can’t get a decent number of signatures on an INTERNET petition?Even things like “Sign here to legalize pedophilia” can get a couple thousand.

    That’s really childish.

  31. avatar
    Majority Will July 20, 2011 at 12:57 pm #

    J.Potter:
    I just read the “BIRTHER SUMMIT STATEMENT ON UNITY AND SUPPORT” … some serious Lord of the Flies action going on there! The usual secret club paranoia. They already have a loyalty oath and an enemies list, and are stooping to calling them out publicly! LOL. Literal childishness. And they expect to be taken seriously.

    I also note in the “bios”:

    “CPT Pamela Barnett is a key player in the Obama Constitutional eligibility controversy – Obama supporters would disparagingly refer to her as a birther’

    … if birther is an epithet according to the site …. then why is the site called the Birther Summit? And the site is pushing a “Birther Summit Statement”…

    Oh, is this gonna like it’s OK for a birther to call a birther birther, but if an anti-birther calls birther, it’s on!! kind of thing?

    Soon enough they’ll claim that only they can use the b-word.

  32. avatar
    J.Potter July 20, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    Wow, who is writing this stuff? (meaning the petition, the signatures …. well …. they asked for it)

    These nuts are making a great argument for IQ testing on internet browsers, like breathalyzers in alcoholics’ cars.

    Arthur: If you haven’t followed the link, do so and read the list of petition signers and comments. It’s hysterical. Be sure to leave your own unique name and comment.My good friend Harry Balsack is no. 180!

  33. avatar
    Thrifty July 20, 2011 at 1:28 pm #

    I’d be willing to pay BIG BUCKS for a bootleg video tape of the strategy session where they work out their “unified, cohesive message.” Conspiracy theorists don’t usually get along well together.

    I have such a tape. I will sell it to you for 2000 American dollars, cash. Please note that the cash will not be accepted unless I am first allowed to inspect the original printing press to ensure that the bills are not counterfeit.

  34. avatar
    Thrifty July 20, 2011 at 1:40 pm #

    Well I signed the petition as Seymour Buttz, with the following comment:

    “Damn straight. This is the way to get this criminal out of office. If article 2, section 4 of the Constitution doesn’t provide any other form of trying crimes committed by Presidents, we must take matters into our own hands!”

  35. avatar
    Thrifty July 20, 2011 at 1:43 pm #

    I liked comment number 72 by Treasony McTreasonburger IV. Was that one of us?

  36. avatar
    Bovril July 20, 2011 at 3:09 pm #

    *cough*, *wipes eyes*….. It was nothing, I would like to thank the Academy, my fellow Obots, the Birfoons therapists for such a sterling ineffectual job they are doing, the Chemtrails Industry, all the dedicated NWO scientists at the uber-seekrit HAARP installations, the second gunman on the grassy knoll, we couldn’t have done this without you and finally Big George whose funding and distribution made this all possible….(music swells)….(exits stage right)

  37. avatar
    US Citizen July 20, 2011 at 3:22 pm #

    In Dean’s statement of unity, he says

    “we are also aware that public infighting has been detrimental to those efforts, and has served as a distraction that has allowed our detractors to use our discord to try to marginalize us.”

    Then he ends with “the facts are not determined by personal opinions or agendas.”

    WTF?

    He also goes on and all but says “Berg” by the description he’s provided.

    So he can’t say Berg, but “Birther” returns 17 hits using his own search function.

    I think birther is the new N word.
    They’re allowed to say it, but not us.
    You have to be born a birther to use the word and we’re not homies.
    It all makes sense now.
    They’re natural born birthers or NBBs.

  38. avatar
    J.Potter July 20, 2011 at 3:34 pm #

    He calls out Berg and Kreep farther down, in the “American Patriot Orly Taitz” section …..lolz.

    US Citizen:
    In Dean’s statement of unity, he says

    “we are also aware that public infighting has been detrimental to those efforts, and has served as a distraction that has allowed our detractors to use our discord to try to marginalize us.”

    He also goes on and all but says “Berg” by the description he’s provided.

    So he can’t say Berg, but “Birther” returns 17 hits using his own search function.

  39. avatar
    Majority Will July 20, 2011 at 3:35 pm #

    US Citizen: I think birther is the new N word.
    They’re allowed to say it, but not us.

    Constitutionalist was too hard for most of them to spell or say.

    Is Bertha Anation attending?

  40. avatar
    J.Potter July 20, 2011 at 4:12 pm #

    Why note Original Intenters? Too many syllables? Just sounds funny?

    Majority Will: Constitutionalist was too hard for most of them to spell or say.

  41. avatar
    ellid July 20, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    Wow. After work I’ll have to make sure that my good friends Sherlock Holmes, Mary Russell, Nero Wolfe, Archie Goodwin, Lily Rowan, Fritz Brenner, Cordelia Naismith, Alec Scudder, Beka Cavish, Arwen Undomiel, Siren Stumptail, and Hunter M. Malfoy sign. They’re all politically active and of good character, even if Mr. Malfoy is a bit deficient in the brain area.

  42. avatar
    US Citizen July 20, 2011 at 4:35 pm #

    ellid: even if Mr. Malfoy is a bit deficient in the brain area.

    It’s in the genes. Just look at his dad.

  43. avatar
    Majority Will July 20, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    J.Potter:
    Why note Original Intenters? Too many syllables? Just sounds funny?

    Or Faithful Friends of the Founding Fathers?

  44. avatar
    G July 20, 2011 at 9:12 pm #

    True story – back in the 80’s you could open the Cleveland telephone book and find a listing for a man named Seymour Dupa, which pretty much is the same thing in Polish.

    Thrifty: Well I signed the petition as Seymour Buttz, with the following comment:“Damn straight. This is the way to get this criminal out of office. If article 2, section 4 of the Constitution doesn’t provide any other form of trying crimes committed by Presidents, we must take matters into our own hands!”

  45. avatar
    Majority Will July 24, 2011 at 12:31 pm #

    Helen Tansey’s blog:

    http://www.t-room.us/about/

    “Fellow bloggers such as jbjd, former blogger TexasDarlin, drkatesview, Big Government/Hollywood/Big Journalism, Politico, Uppity Woman, TPM, Citizen Wells, NotLarrySabato, Atlas Shrugs, No Quarter, Bearing Drift, The Hill, World Reports, VirginiaTomorrow and so many more have opened my mind like never before.”

  46. avatar
    Sef July 24, 2011 at 12:51 pm #

    G:
    True story – back in the 80′s you could open the Cleveland telephone book and find a listing for a man named Seymour Dupa, which pretty much is the same thing in Polish.

    If you’re looking for a DBA you might want to check out this guy http://www.linkedin.com/pub/anil-shitole/9/410/754

  47. avatar
    G July 24, 2011 at 3:44 pm #

    LMAO! Wow…that one takes the prize! Best part about it – I often *am* looking for Oracle 9i DBAs…

    Sef: If you’re looking for a DBA you might want to check out this guy http://www.linkedin.com/pub/anil-shitole/9/410/754

  48. avatar
    celebs4truth.com July 25, 2011 at 10:40 pm #

    Except for the fact that the birth certificate is a fake, which is NOT a conspiracy theory…it’s a conspiracy!

  49. avatar
    gorefan July 25, 2011 at 10:56 pm #

    celebs4truth.com: Except for the fact that the birth certificate is a fake

    Hahahahaha – that is the stupidest thing I read today.

  50. avatar
    BatGuano July 25, 2011 at 11:15 pm #

    celebs4truth.com:
    Except for the fact that the birth certificate is a fake, which is NOT a conspiracy theory…it’s a conspiracy!

    i’ll bite……. so, what makes you believe it is a fake?

  51. avatar
    AnotherBird July 25, 2011 at 11:39 pm #

    celebs4truth.com:
    Except for the fact that the birth certificate is a fake, which is NOT a conspiracy theory…it’s a conspiracy!

    It seems like to skip over those who also believe that 911 was a conspiracy.

    It has been noticed that celebs4truth.com was left of the list. So, as it must be an important issue with celebs4truth.com. Will anyone associated with celebs4truth.com be attending the birth Summit? Ask Lucas D. Smith for the birth certificate he forged. That way it will ensure that celebs4truth.com have a fake birth certificate to take.

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    Sef July 25, 2011 at 11:43 pm #

    celebs4truth.com:
    Except for the fact that the birth certificate is a fake, which is NOT a conspiracy theory…it’s a conspiracy!

    I presume you’re talking about the one that Lucas Smith proffered. Yes, his POSFKBC describes an event which did not occur. He is a known convicted forger.