I wrote this reply to a commenter at WorldNetDaily who said:
Why bother watching [tomorrow’s press conference in Maricopa County]. Nothing will be done. Nobody seems to care. This has been going on for too long
The problem with pornography (and I’m talking about birther pornography here — the talk dirty about Obama fetish and sadistic fantasies of a violent end to his term of office1) is that porn gets old. One has to keep upping the intensity to get the same rush as before. I think WND and Sheriff Joe understand this, and they will try their utmost to come up with something for the press conference tomorrow that will perhaps fall short of "doing something" but still make it seem that they are on the verge of doing something, that they are closing in on the culprits, the President’s Waterloo is at hand, and very soon birthers will burst in to the spotlight triumphant to receive the adulation of a grateful nation.
Of course like all pornography, it’s fantasy. Obama is eligible to be President and anyone with an ounce of sense knows it. There is no forgery and no fraud in his documents and that fact is why nothing will be done, and most people don’t seem to care.
1You can probably think of the kinds of pornographic images birthers would find exciting: a video tape of Obama admitting that hates America, Obama impeached and convicted (and far nastier things that I’d rather not put in writing). I can’t help but recall YouTuber Rudy’s orgasmic shouting of “this is death penalty stuff!”