This article is in the Wild & Wacky category, suggesting that it’s satire or a spoof. In one sense it is and in another sense it isn’t.
The obvious question is: What could shatter the universe? Certainly no case of identity fraud on the part of Barack Obama, no matter how messy, would fundamentally alter the country, the world or much less the universe. If proven, Obama would be impeached, and out of office. It would be a scandal, but we’ve had lots of scandals. Life as we know it would continue. We survived “Teapot Dome.” No, it has to be something bigger, and what is bigger than the President? Clearly it must be something international and be tied to a fundamental way people comprehend how the world works.
I think two important clues are found in an unlikely source: anti-birther humor. The first is “What Birthers Believe,” (2009) one of my favorite videos. Please watch it and then this article will continue.
The key point in the preceding video to keep in mind for what follows:
- Barack Obama was intentionally conceived to become president and destroy America
The second clue is in two of my earliest writings on this site, things that seem almost prescient now: “CIA DNA Test Reveals Barack Obama was ADOPTED” (December 2008) and “Barack Obama was Genetically Altered Super-Child” (January 2009).
Those stories presage recent Michael Shrimpton stories about the CIA and they support these key points:
- Obama’s parents are not Ann Dunham and Barack Obama, Sr.
- Barack Obama was intentionally conceived to become president to fundamentally alter America
- Hawaiian hospitals were in on it
Now compare those points with something Mark Kessler wrote on Facebook, subsequent to hearing Mike Zullo’s closed-door presentation at CPAC where supposedly Zullo laid out all of his secret investigative research to a group of sheriffs:
here’s what I was told, VIA cold case possie , 1) bozo isn’t American nor was he born in Hawaii, 2) they believe he’s Saudi , 3) their not his real parents, 4) Russia is involved, 5) it wasn’t an accident he’s president, 6) bill ayers and the weather underground are involved, 7) Kenya played a roll, Hawaii state officials did the birth certificate, he has several other names , not just the ones the public knows about, 9) he don’t exsist in the usa until the age of 5…..10)
I don’t see any reason not to take Kessler at his word: he was there. We know that Vogt was feeding stories to Zullo early on about the State of Hawaii’s involvement in forgery. Stories early from the Free Republic tied Ann Dunham both to the CIA and to internationalists (the Ford Foundation).
So Barack Obama, according to the Cold Case Posse’s secret information is part of a multi-generational international conspiracy to destroy America, once more turning back the Wild & Wacky clock to 2008 for my article: “Trilateralist, Illuminati, Bilderberger, oh my!” See also.
It is common for people who believe one conspiracy theory to believe others, and as far as I am concerned, it is no stretch whatever to connect the random dots weaving Obama birtherism into the well-established traditions of the John Birch Society, theories of the International Communist Conspiracy, black helicopters and UN Agenda 21. If the world woke up to a vision of being controlled by a secret elite, where wars, disasters, and calamity were all orchestrated by hidden hands, where even the President of the United States was a puppet fiction, wouldn’t that truly shatter the universe?
Conspiracy theorists have a hard time coming to grips with rejection. They feel that anyone with moderate intelligence, courage, and honesty will inevitably agree with them. Perhaps this is why Mike Zullo and Carl Gallups set goal after goal involving VIPs that are getting on board, only to be unable to deliver. Perhaps they expected that meeting with a VIP equaled convincing them—but that just didn’t happen.
I hope Zullo comes out with his universe-shattering information, because it would make him even more of laughing stock, and we could all go home.