Hereafter, January 20 will be known as National “Sad Day” in commemoration of the inauguration of Barack Obama as the 44th President, November 20, 2009.
01/20/09: PRESS RELEASE – Berg states that the Inauguration of Obama today will be recognized as a “Sad Day” for America when it is proven that Obama is “not qualified” pursuant to the U.S. Constitution to be President. Today begins a “Usurper” as President Obama is “ineligible” to be President as Obama is “not” “natural born.” We are headed for a “Constitutional Crisis.”
I assume this means that “Constitutional Crisis” is being used in some manner different from the usual definition. Perhaps Phil can get Oprah to convince Barack Obama to make the declaration of the new commemoration.
It was also reported on CNN that price for quotation mark futures had risen 20% immediately after Berg released his statement. This will not be a problem here at Obama Conspiracy Theories, as we grow our own here in the Victory Garden.