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Orly Taitz

Orly Taitz

Orly Taitz, lawyer, dentist and taekwando master, appeared on The Colbert Report this evening on the Comedy Channel.

It was a a rather long segment on the birther movement, topped off with the Taitz interview. When asked by Colbert, “what would satisfy you” she replied nothing, unless Barack Obama’s father came out of the grave and was made a citizen post mortem [you couldn’t make this stuff up].

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68 Responses to Orly TV

  1. thisoldhippie says:

    I just can’t believe that she can continue to compare Obama to Hitler and Stalin. We are not standing in line for hours hoping to get food, we are not being tatooed with numbers and placed into conentration camps, we are not mysteriously disappearing. We Americans are the most spoiled, irrational people sometimes. We cannot even begin to compare our lives to living under a dictatorship and by comparing any American President to these two despots we are diminishing the horror of their regimes.

  2. kimba says:

    When she’s comparing Obama to Hitler and Stalin, she sounds crazy. And the same with the social security numbers. Cuckoo.

  3. Joehorn says:

    Hitler, no, but Stalin was a Marxist. I don’t see Obama whatever his belief is knocking off 20 million people. He is more like a Gorbachev (sp), a thinking man’s communist, who has a different view than the founding fathers. If people don’t like it, vote him out of office in 2012 or take Congress from him in 2010.

  4. AdrianInFlorida says:

    I did a search for my exact name, there are 37 records. I guess that means Orly might be taking me to court for having 37 SSN’s, too. That’s basically all she did. She looked for SSN’s attached to the name Barack Obama, found X number of people with the name and an SSN, and that’s her ‘evidence’ that The President (They hate the sound of that) illegally used multiple SSN’s.

  5. richCares says:

    they weren’t the same names, just similar names, remember for a conspiracy to have traction you must have little tid bits of data. Birthers easily fall for this crap.

  6. thisoldhippie says:

    The problem with Lexis/Nexis – the database she is using and one that I use almost every day, is that these numerous SS numbers are limited to the information that a human being keys into a system or the information given by the person in question. I have found many errors with the information and I know when I use the info it is just a base to build upon.

  7. Bob says:

    Unsurprisingly, over at Taitz’s site, they are telling her she did a great job.

    As if the confirmation bias was apparent enough, the comparing Obama to Hitler got quite the reaction out of the audience, and not one that will benefit the birfers.

  8. Heavy says:

    Why wait? Let’s do it now!

  9. Bob says:

    With the extraconstitutional vigilantism be in the form of citizen “grand juries,” or old fashioned torches and pitch forks?

  10. Heavy says:

    Leagl means first always.

  11. Heavy says:

    What you, traitors, call “Vigilantism” we AMERICANS call justice.

  12. Bob says:

    Please, do describe your “legal” means.

  13. Mary Brown says:

    Justice Heavy. Like the kind Pol Pot handed out when he took over.

  14. richCares says:

    the bigot says “we AMERICANS”

    no bigot, not you, by the way KKK has a sale on white sheets, rush down and get a new set!

  15. misha says:

    ” a thinking man’s communist”

    -communism: the dictatorship of the proletariat
    -socialism: the workers own the means of production
    -Marxism: all social and business transactions are equitable
    -Leninism: from each according to his ability, to each according to his need

    kibbutz: the foundation of Israel. Marxist/Leninist in philosophy, a raucous democracy in practice. I know, I’ve been there. Kibbutz can be translated as either commune or collective.

    What is practiced in Europe is social democracy, not socialism. The Swedish government refused to rescue Saab. We are not even close to socialism.

    China does not practice a dictatorship of the proletariat; they have a dictatorship of the elite – better known as fascism.

    Obama’s administration rescued so many businesses because he did not want a second great depression. And loan gurantees were started by Nixon, with Lockheed.

  16. misha says:

    “What you, traitors, call “Vigilantism” we AMERICANS call justice.”

    What you call justice, decent Americans call mob rule.

  17. Heavy says:

    You people are sick, twisted fools. Listen to yourselves. You are paranoid freaks.

  18. Bob says:

    When asked by Colbert, “what would satisfy you” she replied nothing, unless Barack Obama’s father came out of the grave and was made a citizen post mortem (you couldn’t make this stuff up).

    Even if Obama Sr. was made a citizen post mortem, Obama Jr. still would have been a CUKC at his birth. Doesn’t Taitz even comprehend the basis for why she thinks Obama is not a natural born citizen? Does she not know her own case?

    To satisfy Taitz, she would need a time machine, and have Obama Sr. naturalized prior to Obama Jr.’s birth.

  19. glamourdammerung says:

    “Leagl means first always.”

    Kind of like trying to have an election and when you lose, resorting to harassment and other criminal/stupid acts of foolishness?

  20. kimba says:

    It seems like it galls the birthers even more that Obama’s father came here to be educated and return to serve his own country. He wasn’t an immigrant. They seem to like to point it out. But if he had become a citizen at some point or had been in the process of being naturalized with Ann as his sponsor, it wouldn’t make any difference to them. They would just nuance the argument to..well, he wasn’t a citizen at the time of Barack’s birth so it doesn’t count either.

  21. kimba says:

    “came here to be educated and return to serve his own country.”

    forgot one point, – and seduced a white girl in the process –

    I think this galls them most of all.

  22. Heavy says:

    Criminal? How desparate and irresponsible of you.

  23. Bob says:

    Try squinting a bit when reading WND latest “story”.

  24. Bob says:

    Donofrio was not amused by Taitz’s appearance on Colbert.

    It does look like Donofrio’s spate of recent activity is a bit “professional” rivalry.

  25. misha says:

    “To satisfy Taitz, she would need a time machine”

    You can laugh now, but I have such a machine half completed in my basement. You won’t be laughing when I show you how it works. First I’m going to bring back both of my parents, and then I’ll bring back Obama Sr.

    Then Orly, jtx, and Heavy will get their wish. Hang on Heavy, I’ve almost completed it. Don’t be hasty.

  26. Heavy says:

    COOL! You should write a book about it.

  27. kimba says:

    Blech. Cute little granny-finger-counting diagram. Nothing like letting the freaks reading WND get off on contemplating about what date Barack might have been conceived. (Heh, it sounds like they’ve answered Colbert’s question, though, that it was ukelele’s playing in the background! A shame Ann did not live to see her son become President, but I’m glad she doesn’t have to read this garbage. Is it wishful thinking to believe they’d be less apt to print this junk if she were alive?

  28. Bob says:

    Meet the person (allegedly!) behind Dr. Polarik.

  29. misha says:

    I can’t believe she compared Obama to Hitler, either. He’s another El Fandi.

  30. Nullifidian says:

    “Records provided to WND by Stuart Lau, university registrar in the Office of Admissions and Records at the University of Hawaii at Manoa, document that Ann Dunham’s first day of instruction at the university was Sept. 26, 1960, less than six weeks before the earliest date Barack Obama, Jr. could have been conceived.”

    Apparently someone has either never heard of FERPA or didn’t let it get in the way of a little partisan point-scoring.

    What an unethical little slimeball, and what an unethical little ‘news’ site.

  31. Nullifidian says:

    “You people are sick, twisted fools. Listen to yourselves. You are paranoid freaks.”

    Oh quite. We don’t believe that there’s a conspiracy of silence to hide the ‘fact’ that Obama was born in Kenya, and that makes us the paranoid ones.

  32. Rickey says:

    Orly’s SSN database search results can be viewed here (you have to scroll down some to find the list):


    Anyone with a smidgen of experience in such things will immediately see that the list is worthless. Many of the addresses are non-existent (e.g., there is no “Multiple Street” in Denver), and some are downright laughable (123 White House, Irvine, CA; 111 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, UT; 169 Video Drive, Los Angeles, CA; Obama Lane, Franklin, WI). But the most interesting thing is to take a look at the dates. The entries with the weird addresses started to be reported in March, 2007, one month after Obama announced his candidacy. By my count, 60 of the addresses listed were reported between March, 2007 and November, 2008. It looks to me as if some games were being played with the databases.

    Any investigator worth his or her salt would know immediately that the information included in Orly’s list cannot be relied upon for anything.

  33. glamourdammerung says:

    Heavy, how is my comment either desperate or irresponsible? You are part of a lunatic fringe that is throwing a hissy fit, complete with threats of violence in an attempt to overturn a democratic election.

    Last time I checked, neither harassment nor terroristic threats were legal.

  34. thisoldhippie says:

    Why do they continue to say that Maya has a Hawaiian BC when NO ONE has seen this elusive creature??

  35. Heavy says:

    Hey, numbnuts, where do you see threats of ANY kind? In your feeble, little mind that’s where! Don’t accuse me of making threats you piece of shit!

  36. Bob says:

    tRSoL bit on this as well.

  37. misha says:

    “What an unethical little slimeball, and what an unethical little news’ site.

    Ethics and birthers are mutually exclusive.

  38. kimba says:

    See my post two posts up about their nasty granny-finger-counting. Yuck.

  39. glamourdammerung says:

    “Hey, numbnuts, where do you see threats of ANY kind?”

    About half the comments you made on this page.

  40. dunstvangeet says:

    So, if the Ku Klux Klan got a bunch of their members together, organized them into a grand jury, and then decided to indict every black man in the county with murder, even when there is no evidence to the effect, you’d call that Justice? Would you say that the District Attorney has to prosecute every one of those indictments?

  41. Heavy says:

    Really? That must be the LIBERAL translation, asswipe!

  42. Heavy says:

    All liberals MUST live in fantasyland.

  43. nbc says:

    You people are sick, twisted fools. Listen to yourselves. You are paranoid freaks.

    You’re funny Heavy, keep up the good work, if you know what I mean

  44. nbc says:

    How can you vote him out now? Do you not believe in the Constitution?

  45. nbc says:

    What legal means? The courts have no jurisdiction.

    Resolved That the two Houses of the Forty fourth Congress having counted the votes cast for President and Vice President of the United States and having declared Rutherford B Hayes to be elected President and William A Wheeler to be elected Vice President there is no power in any subsequent Congress to reverse that declaration nor can any such power be exercised by the courts of the United States or any other tribunal that Congress can create under the Constitution.

    The question being on the resolution reported by the committee it was agreed to yeas 235 nays 14 not voting 42

    Congress was clear and I doubt the courts are now in any position to take on this clearly political question.

  46. Heavy says:

    I know EXACTLY what you mean. Welcome back, Kotter!

  47. Bob Weber says:

    The birfers remind me of the scene in “Monty Python’s Life of Brian” where John Cleese proclaims Brian as the True Messiah – ” I ought to know, I’ve followed enough of them.”

    The birfers are always looking for their Moses to lead them into the Promised Land but keep switching prophets: First Phil Berg, then Donofrio, then Orly, then Apuzzo….

    Orly is currently the Birfer Queen, even at FreeRepublic, where she was briefly in the doghouse for trashing “Calpernia” (Lisa Ostella). Calpernia was one of the earliest birfers and came up with some of the wackiest fantasies. Now she sits alone like the girl at the high school prom who got stood up. I wonder how she feels.

  48. Bob says:

    The latest of episode of R-C’s (Reality Check) blogtalk radio show, there’s a bit of a discussion about how Taitz has muscled her way to the top, to the point where Berg has to remind everyone that he was the first person to file a lawsuit against Obama. Donofrio similarly is acting kinda jilted.

  49. misha says:

    “We don’t believe that there’s a conspiracy of silence to hide the fact’ that Obama was born in Kenya”

    Wait – there isn’t?

  50. misha says:

    “NO ONE has seen this elusive creature??”

    When did facts ever get in the way?

  51. Bob says:

    Would I be a jerk if I pointed out that while Orly is doing CNN, Colbert Report, etc. (when not busy on facebook friending people), Major Cook still has no job (and no one filing a lawsuit on his behalf to get that job back)?

  52. kimba says:

    Not to mention starting next week she’ll be out of the country for several weeks. I wonder if she’ll complete service on Pres Obama before she leaves? Isn’t Major Cook in the Orlando area? It’s a busy time in the Magic Kingdom….

  53. thisoldhippie says:

    Cook’s out of luck when it comes to working for the rat. There’s a hiring freeze, and besides, Disney’s LIBERAL!

  54. Bob says:

    AFAIK, Taitz has not served Obama with the operative complaint in Keyes v. Obama. There’s been no indication of proof of service on the docket.

    Maybe Taitz forgot. Maybe Taitz wants to take her awesome 4(e) vs. 4(i) argument on appeal to the 9th.

    Either way, she’s an idiot.

  55. misha says:

    “Either way, she’s an idiot.”

    What do you expect from a diploma mill lawyer? And she’s a Marathon Man dentist.

  56. misha says:

    I still can’t get over the fools she gets to take the fall for her. She is playing with fire.

  57. CalperniaUSA says:

    >>>>Calpernia was one of the earliest birfers and came up with some of the wackiest fantasies.


  58. Black Lion says:

    Orly can’t accept what Dr. Fukino has stated…On her website she makes the following request…

    “I need someone in HI to confront this piece of work Chiome Fukino and verify under which statute was the BC issued. Was it issued under statute 338-5. If you have an answer, call me ASAP.”

    I guess because Dr. Fukino, (she can’t even address her properly but requires anyone to call her Dr. and Esq.) came out and made her statement it has made things kind of tough for her, so lets discredit her. Unless she is stupid she knows it could not have been issued under 338-5. Even WND has gone beyond that dead horse.

    And her second request…

    Very important
    July 31st, 2009

    1. I need experts who can authenticate documents from Kenya.

    2. I need to find people who were born in Kenya in 1961 and have their birth certificate. I need to see it, I need to see how it looks like.

    3. I need to know who was the British registrar in Mombasa in 1961.

    If you have info, call me 949-683-5411. No crank calls please, and be short, please. I really don’t have any time for stories

    I guess she is either going to come up with some sort of Kenyan BC or attempt to link President Obama’s COLB to Kenya somehow…She is like a bad case of the clap, you can’t get rid of her.

  59. It looks to me like someone has provided Orly with a Kenyan birth certificate [fake of course] for Obama and she is trying to authenticate in her own amateurish way.

  60. Black Lion says:

    I was over at Orlyland check how the events of the last couple of days have affected her and her followers. If anything they are even more unhinged and disturbed. Remember when it was that the MSM was ignoring them? Now the MSM, along with FOX, O’Reilly and Beck are now against them. A month ago they were the great hope. They of course would listen and believe in the birther cause. Now that they have ridiculed the birthers, they are in on the so called cover up.

    And the sick posters are still there. My favorite has to be the infamous Martin Pinsky…Here is a sample of his crap…

    “The truth can set you free–we hope from this cockroach infestation in what was once our Wjite House, now a Black House of internal rascist infestation— we never forget what Wright said and that Obama was in his chursh–so called for 20 years now what america hating Michel Obama said– these are among toher things–as in courting terrorists and crooks, afro centri I hate whitey elitist rascists.”

    “The Policeman Crowley was a fool of terribley pressure–possibly thelater – to meet with this idiot presdient who can not control the extemporaneous STUPIDITY and bias that leaves his mouth. Crowley is in a city with a balck major, and a state with a black Govenor all cowtowing and in racial lock step with this idiot poor excuse for POTUS.”

    I guess good old Martin missed the day in school when they taught the students how to spell the most basic words…This guy is seriously unhinged…

  61. Black Lion says:

    Dr. C, that is what I was thinking. Maybe she bought it from the guy from EBay…

  62. Black Lion says:

    I guess we know what the next presentment will be against President Obama…

    We need to find these officers…
    Why is Obama nazi regime punishing the officers? they did their job. we need patriots in Ga to find them and see if they will be additional plaintiffs


    So are they going to follow her like Major Cook did? And have no shot? So these guys commit an illegal act and she wants them to be defendants against President Obama. Can you imagine how quickly that case would be thrown out? I know we always say that she is a bad lawyer. But she is so bad she is giving bad lawyers a bad name.

    However her supporters are on her side. You have to wonder how disturbed these individuals really are….He states that “he thinks we are entitled to break the law”…I thought it was about protecting the Constitution….I guess like Kimba says it is about something else…

    Eric says:
    July 31, 2009 at 12:57 am
    “Hey Kaci, run that by us again about laws not being broken. I know a guy who has broken the highest law and we the people ARE entitled to investigate that and NO law can supersede the supreme law, understand? When anyone stands in the way of the justice they become accomplices do they not? I do believe there are plenty of indictments or presentments that are legally binding on those who are aware of the law, our law not their version of it. It is one thing to be ignorant but it is an entirely different thing to knowingly allow an illegal act to go uninvestigated. I think we are entitled to break any law that stands in the way of our constitutional protections. If they can break one and get away with it then all the others are worthless. At that point we are a lawless nation run by thugs so what law is valid? Theirs? I can hardly wait to see what happens when people figure that out. I suspect lawlessness will be the least of Obamas worries.”

    “Note: If the constitution is no longer being followed by the “ruling class” are there really any laws in effect in our country? Are we not really in anarchy?”

    Remember, you cannot make this stuff up…

  63. Bob says:

    Unless she is stupid she knows it could not have been issued under 338-5.

    Just curious, why couldn’t it have been issued under HRS 338-5?

  64. milspec says:

    I think my IQ just dropped 20 points just reading that.

  65. Rita says:

    Orly’s latest appearance on television.


  66. Johnny-O says:

    According to MSNBC, Taitz is full of shit – the so called ‘Kenyan birth certificate’ is a forgery by virtue of the fact that it represents Obama’s birth in the city of Mombassa, Kenya in Aug of 1961 – the trouble is, there WAS NO city of Mombassa, Kenya in 1961!

    It’s true. The city of Mombassa, in 1961, was part of the province of Zanzibar, Tanganyka (now Tanzania) in 1961! The city became part of Kenya only three years later, when Zanzibar was ceded to Kenya from then Tanganyka (Tanzania), so the ‘Kenyan birth certificate’ could not be genuine, since it says on it very clearly that the city is Mombassa, Kenya, even though at that time it was Mombassa in the province of Zanzibar, Tanganyka. Since it doesn’t say that, it can’t be authentic, simple as that. It has to be a fake, and in fact it is dated in 1963, almost a year before the city became part of Keyna in the first place.

    In addition to that, the ‘Kenyan birth certificate’ has been found to be an online copy of a real birth certificate from, of all places, Australia – AUSTRALIA! So, I guess that means Obama is really an Aussie, which is okay with me!


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