New Republican candidate for President in 2012 is a birther

Posted on March 11, 2011 by Dr. Conspiracy

Republicans have brought out a supercomputer to battle Barack Obama in 2012. The computer Watson proved itself greater than or equal to humans winning a game of Jeopardy against former grand champions of that game, so why not a computer president? Dubbed “Reagan OS 911,” the Republican entry has all of the good features of other candidates and none of their drawbacks, except…

One problem: “Reagan OS 911” is a birther. Interviewer Jon Stewart raises an interesting dilemma for the pro-life computer by pointing out that Obama was conceived in Hawaii. If, as the computer says, life begins at conception, then Obama must be a natural born citizen.

See the video from Comedy Central.

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4 Responses to New Republican candidate for President in 2012 is a birther

  1. Slartibartfast says:
    March 11, 2011 at 10:44 am  (Quote)

    The Reagan OS 911 is going to have problems with the residency and age requirements… 😉

  2. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    March 11, 2011 at 2:12 pm  (Quote)

    Slartibartfast:
    The Reagan OS 911 is going to have problems with the residency and age requirements… ;-)

    Hey, you couldn’t deny the grandson of a Y2K veteran.

  3. US Citizen says:
    March 11, 2011 at 5:35 pm  (Quote)

    “I’m sorry, Dave. I cannot repeal the 14th amendment….”

  4. Diane Pearce Loves Barack Obama says:
    March 24, 2011 at 6:34 pm  (Quote)

    Just wanted to say that I work at a large biotherapeutic corporation in Clayton NC and I endroce Barack Obama with all my being. I invite all my friends and colleagues to say yes for Obama in 2012!! I LOVE YOU OBAMA

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