A Petition to Indict

I came across a document today, titled A Petition to Indict, directed to the US Congress against the President of the United States. The document warns every member of the House and Senate that if they fail to act they will be “accessories to the conspiracy and crimes….”

In the Petition, the President is described as “the most powerful and dangerous criminal in the history of the world.”

Should the Executive, Judicial, and Legislative branches choose to ignore these charges, we hereby swear upon the Constitution that we will not rest until this conspiracy and these crimes are exposed to the American people. We swear on the Constitution that all guilty parties shall be brought to justice. We swear that we will persist until our death to accomplish these ends in the name of humanity, the Constitution of these United States of America, and in the name of all true patriots who have gone before us, we do so swear.

The President was George H. W. Bush, the year was 1989, and the crime was making a treaty with space aliens that allowed humans to be used for unspeakable medical experiments in exchange for alien technology.

That which has been is that which will be,
And that which has been done is that which will be done.
So there is nothing new under the sun.

Ecclesiastes 1:9  (New American Standard Bible)

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  • A Petition to Indict (pdf)

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14 Responses to A Petition to Indict

  1. Sean says:

    Your link is dead.

  2. J. Potter says:

    Is this symbolic or literal? Anyone tried dialing the phone number?

  3. red-diaper baby 1942 says:

    This sounds fascinating! Unfortunately, the link to the pdf file doesn’t work — it says the file either doesn’t exist or has been removed. Should we see this as another sign of Illuminati conspiracy?

  4. misha says:

    red-diaper baby 1942: Unfortunately, the link to the pdf file doesn’t work — it says the file either doesn’t exist or has been removed.

    Sef’s link works. I love your screen name. Lani Guinier, who was a red diaper baby, is Afro-Judeo. She withdrew her nomination, after McCarthy style hearings. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lani_Guinier

  5. misha says:

    Don’t laugh. It runs in the family: God told me to invade Iraq. The only difference is that Shrub’s connection went through.

  6. Thank you. Now fixed.

    Sean:
    Your link is dead.

  7. Oh my. That is a marvelous piece of conspiracy writing with lots of charts and diagrams and hundreds of footnotes. Classic!

    Egharcsar: http://www.scribd.com/mobile/documents/9442970/download?secret_password=2b3xnia4lm8kpfmey516

  8. misha says:

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Oh my. That is a marvelous piece of conspiracy writing with lots of charts and diagrams and hundreds of footnotes. Classic!

    It gets worse: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2011/02/08/jb-campbell-dimitri-khalezov-on-9-11/

  9. Thrifty says:

    In the Petition, the President is described as “the most powerful and dangerous criminal in the history of the world.”

    I hate to invoke Godwin’s Law this early in the thread, but I think a certain German dictator from the 30s and 40s might have him beat.

  10. Sef says:

    <blockquote In the Petition, the President is described as “the most powerful and dangerous criminal in the history of the world.”

    What about Moriarty?

  11. dunstvangeet says:

    The sad thing is that this petition makes more sense than the petitions being leveled about Barack Obama…

  12. Bob Weber says:

    Humbug. The most dangerous man in the Universe is Mr. Neutron: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n3TsWRpLrk.

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