Orly Taitz has received a communication from Judge R. Kenneth Coleman in Mississippi that he has given tentative dates for hearing motions in the case of Taitz v Democrat Party et al.
The dates are March 28th and 29th, 2012, April 2nd through 24th, 2012, subject to the availability of a court reporter and courtroom.
Orly is asking her supporters for air fare.
In a related story, Orly’s paperwork (motions and fees) finally arrived in Jackson after a marathon 10-day Priority Mail® transit. She’s starting an investigation of why it took so long. In a further related story, I received a Priority Mail® package today that took 3 days from Pennsylvania and now I am doing the happy dance with my new (used) shortwave radio.
If Orly can actually get to the merits of her complaint, she finally add Sheriff Joe’s Investigative report into the record.
And you actually think that Sheriff Joe is going to sign his name to something for which he can be accused of perjury? Ha! Ha! Ha!
Correct me if I’m wrong, John, but wasn’t most of what was presented at Sheriff Joe’s media event already public? Fpr example, when Orly gave her massive file to Judge Malihi, didn’t it include all that junk about the “forged” pdf?
Oh please, YES!!! Another Judge calling her so-called evidence “crap” would be priceless!!! And now, she can call the good Sheriff and Zullo to the stand to testify about their findings!!! The only thing that would make it more fun is if they would let Doc do the cross-examination!!! Where’s the popcorn?
In Orlylaw, if the person who downloaded something from the internet signs an affidavit saying that she personally downloaded it, then the content of the downloaded material is deemed to be true and correct. It’s called orthentication.
John, before you get all excited about the prospect of Arpaio being sworn in to taitztify down on the might Mississip’, recall the Law of Zullo:
“You don’t want to go there.”
“…add Sheriff Joe’s Investigative report into the record.”
silly goose, the second Obama’s certified BC is introduced, Sheriff Joes silly report goes to the garbage (full faith and credit clause)
Brilliant!!!
Is John really just doing a birther version of Stephen Colbert?
In addition to a court reporter and courtroom, they need to make sure they have availability of seltzer bottles, cream pies, high wires, trapeezes (trapeezii? trapeezium?), fire eaters and guys selling popcorn.
I read Dr. Taitz’ comment. I believe Judge Coleman offered a choice of dates from which counsel could confer and pick one. While Dr. Taitz thinks this is the time to dump more stuff in the record, it seems to me that Judge Coleman is interested in determining the motion to dismiss. I do not think he intends to have witnesses or evidence.
Not to mention enough tin foil, a couple of dictionaries from 1945 and a provisional number of marching frogs.
That would be priceless. Can we offer her some assistance so she gets the whole “subpoena and proper service” thingy right this time? I wouldn’t want her to screw *that* one up. 🙂
Didn’t I always say, though mostly on birfer sites, that Orly is the best thing that ever happened to Obama (with regard to birthers)? 😉
I’m confused. Didn’t the Mississippi primary already happen this week? How can you remove someone from the ballot of an election that already happened? On the other hand, if this concerns the general election, then the case is premature, since neither Obama nor his opponent have been nominated yet and will not be for several months.
I think that’s why Orly is screeching her priority mail was deliberately delayed.
Well, first, the primary date was known months ago, and second, she never heard of Fed Ex? Regardless, the primary is over and there is nothing the court can do.
There you go again. Thinking about things in terms of real law and now OrlyLaw How silly of you. In OrlyLaw, an elections should be challenged years after it is over. For reference, see Taitz v. Dunn, still active in the California 4th Appellate.
Some of the Birther Attorneys have tried to stop SOSs from certifying election results, but I don’t believe that Orly has hopped on that train yet.
Space-time continuum be damned! Birfers gotta birf! Veritas revelare!
This isn’t the first venue in which an ex post facto birf has been attempted. A little post electionem pariemus effect. Clearly, Genuitores are working on a higher plane than the rest of us mere mortals.
Or perhaps this is an attempt to prevent certification of the primary results.
Or, more likely, as in all things, los birthers know not what they do.
I’m not sure that certification has any weight for a primary. The Democratic Party is not bound by a certification issued by a Republican SoS. In fact, all of these ballot challenges are legal nullities (as are the lawyers involved).
Someone on her site mentioned FedEx and she immediately said they don’t track to PO Boxes. In truth they don’t deliver to PO Boxes, but apparently she has never heard of FedExing to the clerk at the physical address of the court.
Thank you Thinker and JPotter for adding “Taitztifying” and “Orthentication” to the growing list of Orly Traits.
We should compile a dictionary. I submit the following for entrance:
malihide – v., intr.; to cover one’s head in shame after losing to an empty table
nishimural – n.; the writing on the wall warning you that your amended complaint isn’t before the court
van irion out – v., tr.; to remove all sensible parts from your legal briefs (“he van irioned out all references to Wong Kim Ark”)
taitz – v., tr.; to hit with the fury of a Moldovan dentist (“don’t taitz me, bro!”)
taintz – v., tr.; to destroy all hopes of a legal case to ever succeed (“all these cases are thoroughly taintzed”)
A couple of folks at The Fogbow pointed at this appears to be a form letter sent to all plaintiffs in all the cases before Judge Kenneth Coleman and there is no guarantee that a hearing will be held a a particular case. The operative wording is “Please confer and advise me upon dates agreeable for hearing these motions as soon as possible. It is my intention to hear motions in the county of their filing.”