The Commieblaster site is sort of mashup of sensationalist anti-Communist stuff, finding Communists all over the place (78-81 in Congress alone), and of course centered on “America’s #1 Marxist,” Barack Obama. Here’s a sample:
Obama Worked for the CIA in Pakistan and Afghanistan. His Dozens of Social Security Numbers were used for Money-Laundering during a Time He Claimed to be at Columbia University (but wasn’t).
Islamic-Raised, Barack Hussein Obama (a.k.a. Barry Soetoro, a.k.a. Soebarkah, a.k.a. Harrison Bounel) Perfectly Fits Former FBI Head, J. Edgar Hoover’s Definiton of a Communist. He’s a Teleprompter-Puppeted, Marxist-Leninist, Rabble-Rousing Narcissist. Americans are His Enemy.
SHOCKING! USURPER CAUGHT RED-HANDED! A Law Enforcement Investigation Proved Obama’s Birth Certificate and Selective Service Registration Card are Both Forgeries. Obama Jailed an Officer for Asking to See Them. Obama Claimed He was Born in Kenya for 17 Years. In 2008, while Vetting McCain, Congress Ruled Presidents Must Have Two US Citizen Parents. Obama Signed This Resolution. Obama’s "Birth Certificate" Says His Dad was Kenyan. SO OBAMA’S INELIGIBLE! Let’s Arrest Him Now!
The home page is so huge, you could spend days going through its links.
Commieblaster.com has been added to the list of “Bad” web sites down below.
“In 2008, while Vetting McCain, Congress Ruled Presidents Must Have Two US Citizen Parents.”
Another lie from the birther bilge pump. Absolutely not true. SR511 actually determined that Obama was eligible to be president and he had only one US citizen parent.
I particularly like this one……down near the end of the page….be patient it does end:
NOTE: OUR SITE HAS GOTTEN ENOUGH ATTENTION THAT GEORGE SOROS HAS ADDED SOMEONE TO DO NOTHING BUT PRETEND TO BE US ALL OVER THE INTERNET. Media Matters Trolls are now calling us racists and masquerading as Commie Blaster (#38), Commie Blaster (#48), Commie Blaster (#53), etc., all around the Internet. If you see Commie Blaster comments that sound like a socialist talking, you’ll know it’s not us!
Paranoia strikes deep doesn’t it?
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you’re always afraid
Step out of line, the man come and take you away
SR511 stated that McCain was born in the Canal Zone in 1936 to two citizen parents and “therefore” is an NBC. I always ask birthers who claim this “proves you need two citizen parents to be NBC” why that doesn’t also “prove you need to have been born in the Canal Zone in 1936 to be NBC”. I never got an answer.
Birther sites are always laid out all crazy.
I guess its a matter of if you can’t think of anything nasty to say on your own, steal it from someone else, in partial or whole job lots, or just flat out make it up as you go along. Saves on all that tedious and nasty fact checking and research.
You never will get an answer, ever. The birther bilge pump just keeps pumping.
Good old CommieBlaster. Haven’t been there in awhile, thanks for the reminder!
I suggest adding Conservapedia, it’s riddled with all the usual OCT’s.
Or not. That place is so desperate for attention, ignoring them is the best response.
Hmmm. Why wasn’t Rand Paul plagiarizing Conservapedia? Seeing their idol in bed with their archnemesis had to hurt LOL
I think they all went to the same 90s era web design classes.
Must be, which speaks volumes about how out of touch they are with the rest of reality. Its hard to understand the modern world, when you think it’s still 1994! Man, they are just gonna HATE Windows 95!
The other day upon the stair
I saw a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A COMMIE!
I read an interesting article some years ago about how certain website designs seemed to go along with particular mental illnesses. For example, schizophrenia seemed to correlate with lots of seemingly random color and font changes.
I’ve noticed recently how many RWNJ’s sites seem to still be 1990s-style data dumps, cramming in as many links and boxes as possible as if they feel they have to get as much info to the reader as possible before the surf to another site.
Just like different levels of emphasis on a page as they feel the need for attention growing (first bold, then red and bold, then red/bold/underlined, …, then red/bold/underlined/italic/blinking/huge_font/all_caps/spaced/10_exclamation_marks).
Example from one of my favourite legal cranks (in German): http://www.teredo.info/
I read the sample paragraphs…I’m amazed with the continuing obsession with Communism.
As far as I can tell, there are only three Communist societies left in the world:
2. North Korea
3. City College of New York (faculty lounge, history department, and student union)
Heck, Yale has THREE Conservative parties…even the Ivy League ignores Communism.
The writing was straight out of the Joe McCarthy playbook.
And what is it with these guys lumping Obama as a card-carrying Communist and devout Muslim? How can he be both? Stalin and Brezhnev killed lots and lots of Muslims, the former with his purges, the second by invading Afghanistan.
I wish I could remember my high school German better, but I did understand this line:
“Legen Sie sich nicht mit der Justiz an, wir sind stärker!”
LOL, sounds just like a birther!
Hmmm, on second thought, this could be one time I’m *glad* I don’t remember much German; otherwise, I might have been compelled to read the whole page, and that can’t be good for anyone.
I’m curious, M: is the grammar, syntax, and spelling as bad as what we see in the English language RWNJ blogs? The layout of that Web page surely is just as crazy.
I once asked told one of my RWNJ friends that Nazism and Communism were polar opposites and one could not be both.
He told me that they were both liberal because they had one thing in common: government control.
Man, did I step into that one.
Allow me attempt to explain the fine points of their ideology and viewpoint. I apologize as my writing can be rather detailed and overly intellectual.
COMMIE COMMIE, MARXIST HITLER LIBTURD FAG FAG FAG BENGAAZZIIII COMMIE MARXIST NAZI TREASON TREASON COMMIE THUG GANGSTA DESERT N######
Hmm, I did not realize keyboards could whimper..
COMMIEEEEEE DARKIEEEE MARXISTTEEE LIBBBBBERRALLLL GAY LIBTURD GUN GRABBING MARXIST HITLER STALIN NAZI RACIST BLACK MUSLIM BILDEBERGERRRR HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hold please, while I count…
I would ask if the Communist party card Obama is carrying was issued by the party in Connecticut.
Curiously, it mostly isn’t, but the style is very convoluted because the guy is a believer in magic words and tries to use any “term of art” that his opposition ever used on him as often as possible.
(The guy’s got a degree so he isn’t stupid, just mentally ill.)
Also, his way of throwing insults at his judges is very reminiscent of the way some birthers call Obama “the illegal Muslim usurper incompetent gay Marxist traitor Obama Soetoro Soebarkah” every time – e.g. he keeps saying “the forever unlawful judge, notorious pervertor of justice, X.Y.” whenever mentioning one of his judge’s names.
Are there 57 of them?
Wow….there’s a guy who needs a little advanced education. Nazism and Communism are “liberal.”
He must just love Franco, Mussolini, Salazar, Duvalier, Vargas, Marcos, Sukarno, Jean Abdel Bokassa, Idi Amin…
This is all because of the doughy pantload, Jonah Goldberg’s book. That’s not the funniest I’ve heard. RWNJs have told me that the Nazis were liberals because they had socialist in their name.
I’ve heard that trope about “National Socialism” from RWNJs, too. And the ones that say the Nazis were a gay conspiracy. It leaves out that the Nazis eradicated their leading gays during the “Night of the Long Knives,” and then went after all the rest in the Reich.
Well they also totally ignore the fact that the nazis came to power because of the right wing establishment and right wing backlash against the Weimer Republic. They rolled back a lot of pro-women and pro-labor policies that the Republic had put in place.
Wingers fashion themselves as libertarians, and are obsessed with the ‘other’ axis of the political spectrum, the centralization axis, libertarianism v. statism.
When did libertarians decide they weren’t anarchists anymore? 😉
Yes, the Nazis did not gain power at the electorate or through a coup…but by hooking up with right-wing politicians and business leaders for some backstairs jobbery. They went straight after women, unions, the left wing, the media, foreigners, and Jews. All targets of the right wing. Didn’t harm a capitalist in the bunch.
By that standard North Korea is a democratic republic and China is a republic. Hitler, of course, despised socialism. If he had been a socialist, the first thing he would have done after taking power was nationalize Germany’s industry, but companies such as IG Farben, Daimler-Benz AG and Krupp continued to operate as capitalist corporations..
Stephen King 😀
“Commieblaster” also covered James Manning’s fake trial back in 2010.
Thanks, Magic! Seems like these folk just have all their synapses firing at the same time, but in no particular direction. I think I’ve found the Gold Standard for this type of diatribe, thanks to a commenter at BR:
“THE URGENTLY DANGEROUS & OUTRAGEOUS, COMPLETELY LAWLESS, DAILY HIGH CRIMES & TREASONS, & SERIAL MASS MURDERS OF USA CITIZENS OF THE URGENTLY DANGEROUS, HIGHEST LEVEL NATIONAL SECURITY CRISIS DISASTER, DAILY FOREIGN & DOMESTIC ENEMY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THE OUT-OF-CONTROL NWO/ COMMUNIST AGENT/ MB MEMBER/ AL QAEDA TERRORIST LEADER, EVIL SERIAL MASS-MURDERER OF INNOCENT NON-COMBATANT USA CITIZENS & USA AMERICAN MILITARY MEMBERS, & SERIAL MASS-MURDERER OF INNOCENT NON-COMBATANT FOREIGN CITIZENS, HIRED EXECUTIONER OF THE USA, MEGALOMANIAC, DELUSIONAL MADMAN DAILY SERIAL CRIMINAL, DAILY CONSTANT LIAR SCAM ARTIST SOCIOPATH, TYRANT TOTALITARIAN DICTATOR PSYCHOPATH TRAITOR, COMPLETE FRAUD, MADMAN USURPER TERRORIST OBAMA! ”
Whew!! On second thought, this isn’t really the Gold Standard. He/she totally forgot to add “aka” or “Soetoro,” not to mention “Hussein.” Plus, a 10-yard penalty for doubling down on the phrase “Mass murderer of USA Citizens.” No extra points for caps-lock, either.
I attempted to mimic them above, and failed miserably. I can never seem to get the full froth going. I hold back to keep it realistic.
Maybe if I lay off the craft brew and stick to lots of the cheap stuff, it would help. I already have a rusty pickup.