In less than 24 hours it will be the month of March, when Mike Zullo and Carl Gallups will strap on their swords, Obot Cleaver and Fogbow Basher, hitch up their boots, and come for the Obots. Leading their birther army, they will slash and burn everything that crosses their path, and no supporter of Obama shall escape retribution as birthers shatter the universe in their righteous fury.
Any day now
“Any day now” has not been my favorite phrase, but I have warmed up to it of late. It is becoming more and more appropriate as birthers shift from arguments against Obama to promises of punishment or all that do not agree with their conspiracy theories. Yesterday I read at Birther Report:
Come on march. 3 more days, come on sheriff Joe, Mike Zullo, and CCP release the findings. Come on America Snap out of the trance, strap up your boots and get outside and kick some Obot . Stop letting Obama loving democrats trendy’s walk all over you, um up, look me up on face book, Im in VA, and I dont give a about a morally bankrupt society of zombies threatening me or mine, because I walk the walk, There only one man in that mob destined to take you out and you are destined to take him out , You go through the mob to meet him and cut down all others like blades of grass until you cross and the take meet your fate, Im sure you men and women could take out at least 20 obots apiece.. 1
There’s not much I can say that I haven’t already said many times. This article is just a place for discussion of Zullo’s March surprise (or lack thereof). I’ll be surprised if anything happens but an appearance on the Gallups radio show to hype what’s coming some other month. Mid month, I’ll put up another article, The Ides of March or something and April will probably see an article about the destruction of the Obots (April Fool) and that will be the end of it.
Here’s a count-down timer for the end of March:
[countdown date=2014/04/01-00:00:00] [timer] [after] March is over. We’re still here.[/countdown]
If the universe is going to shatter, what better vantage point to watch than the International Space Station.