Assisting law enforcement with their investigation

I met with my pastor and showed him some evidence that I had gathered, and asked his counsel. He strongly urged me to present it to law enforcement and that’s what I agreed to do.

I was interviewed by a detective this morning and I gave him the computer files I had collected. He told me that thanks to my disclosures they had a lot more to go on today than they did yesterday. I even found out the case number.

I don’t want to get specific because, after all, this is an ongoing investigation. I will say one thing: they did not ask me what RC’s real name was.

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76 Responses to Assisting law enforcement with their investigation

  1. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:

    Oh my! This will certainly get some birther tongues wagging!

  2. Jim says:

    Didn’t they ask you for a court-certified birth certificate? Can’t be a real investigation unless they get that, according to Zullo and the birthers. 😆

  3. Bonsall Obot says:

    So you’re saying they already know RC’s real name and that his arrest is imminent? Obots are panicking!

  4. Curious George says:

    Did they ask you for your social security number? Did they verify who you are? Was it a real detective?

  5. Crustacean says:

    Doc, I understand why you can’t divulge details, but can you at least tell us this: is someone’s universe about to be shattered?

  6. bovril says:

    Damnation

    I’m in the air for 12 hours and it all breaks loose…!!!!

    If I had only known I would have stayed in Australia… Breaking out the emergency frog marching trousers……😈

  7. The interview took place a law enforcement facility.

    Curious George: Was it a real detective?

  8. They didn’t give me any time frame.

    Crustacean: but can you at least tell us this: is someone’s universe about to be shattered?

  9. Benji Franklin says:

    This is hilarious! Gallups and Zullo know that anyone who knows how a real investigation is conducted, would laugh at every account of their sham investigation which they have ever risked uttering. They are like 13 year old boys pretending to be secret agents while talking to chuckling adults.

    Unfortunately, their brain-dead followers, will not be able to tell the difference between imaginary Birther investigating, and the real thing.

    Remember when Donald Trump tried saying, “You won’t believe what my investigators are finding out in Hawaii!” ?

    In spite of the fact that there were probably no investigators, and Donald never revealed what they “were finding out” (which he would have died wanting to do), the Birthers, like they do constantly now with BR comments, began filling in the blanks because like idiots, they believed investigators WERE there finding out UNBELIEVABLY BAD things about Obama, which the Birthers couldn’t even wait to have specified or verified!

  10. Sef says:

    Crustacean:
    Doc, I understand why you can’t divulge details, but can you at least tell us this: is someone’s universe about to be shattered?

    New info about the Lindberg baby? Or Judge Crater?

  11. Slartibartfast says:

    You’re doing it all wrong Doc—you’ve got to hold a press conference and promise frog-marching, universe-shattering or at least balloon animals before anyone will believe that this is a real investigation.

  12. Benji Franklin says:

    You wrote: “I was interviewed by a detective this morning and I gave him the computer files I had collected. He told me that thanks to my disclosures they had a lot more to go on today than they did yesterday. I even found out the case number.”

    If this account of your experience was authored by a Birther, I would assume it was probably just a misleading attempt to make us think that there was some eligibility-shattering activity being described, when it actually was just the author notifying local police where online they should send for the best price on a case of cardboard detective badges.

  13. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:

    Well you guys could run this like Bob Laity does. He claims he did a citizens arrest on Obama and Holder through certified mail.

  14. RanTalbott says:

    Someone using the handle “Robert Laity” posted at westernjournalism.com a few days ago:

    I am offering TEN THOUSAND dollars to the first person that provides information which leads to the arrest and conviction of Barack Obama for usurpation of the Presidency, by, fraud, during time of war.

    I resisted the temptation to ask whether he was also offering a reward for getting Obama arrested for “mummery with intent to mope”…

  15. JPotter says:

    I sure hope Doc is making good use of his new county gas key. 😉

  16. CarlOrcas says:

    Dr. Conspiracy: The interview took place a law enforcement facility.

    Local (city or county), state or federal?

  17. Crustacean says:

    Slartibartfast:
    You’re doing it all wrong Doc—you’ve got to hold a press conference and promise frog-marching, universe-shattering or at least balloon animals before anyone will believe that this is a real investigation.

    LOL!! 😀

    I’d bet a ten-spot that Doc knows how to make at least one kind of balloon animal.

  18. Never tried that.

    Crustacean: I’d bet a ten-spot that Doc knows how to make at least one kind of balloon animal.

  19. Yes.

    CarlOrcas: Local (city or county), state or federal?

  20. Crustacean says:

    Dr. Conspiracy: Never tried that.

    Well, the Amazing Kreskin, I am not. Thanks for saving me ten clams!

    I hope someone posts updates as to what’s being said at Birther Report about this. Whenever I visit that site, I end up throwing my computer out the window. It’s getting costly.

  21. CarlOrcas says:

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Yes.

    Oh…..you tease, you!!

  22. mimi says:

    Frogs will be marching!

  23. JPotter says:

    Crustacean: I end up throwing my computer out the window. It’s getting costly.

    Blaming the messenger. Tsk, tsk. 😛

  24. Upgradedd says:

    Andrew Vrba, PmG:
    Oh my! This will certainly get some birther tongues wagging!

    I think it’ll do the opposite… I know if if I was one the those that were calling for hangings, executions, exterminations, sedition … I’d be more than a little concerned of what the future might hold…

  25. Upgradedd says:

    I’ll add, as has been noted previously, all it would take is one unbalanced individual to take action in hopes of being hailed as a hero and true patriot … and there are plenty with that mind-set out there…

  26. Keith (not logged on) says:

    I’m guessing that ‘we’ already know a little bit about the subject matter of the investigation, and that it has something to do with ‘coincidence’.

  27. tek says:

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    They didn’t give me any time frame.

    oh HO!

    That’s a dead giveaway!

  28. Did they say there would be universe shattering news in March?

  29. Did they sit you in a room full of people with badges? 😆

  30. Curious George says:

    Dr. C…..
    “The interview took place a law enforcement facility.”

    Would that be the Daisy Mountain Post Office? 😉

  31. Keith says:

    Just curious. Is your Pastor also your Insurance Agent?

  32. justlw says:

    This just doesn’t sound right. It flies in the face of all law enforcement best practices I’ve learned from Autotruth the Cold Case Posse. Tell me they at least offered you a book deal?

  33. nbc says:

    Good for you Doc.

  34. The Magic M says:

    Any day now our Beloved Alien Overlords will be exposed (spoiler alert: they’re second cousins of Justin Bie…. oh no… please… not the probe again… I’ll never mention it again… no… I’ll be a good boy… I pledge allegiance to Obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…. [trânsmìssiön întèrrúptêd]]

  35. The timing just before the Philly meetup is very suspicious. Galloops and Zullu should be afraid, very afraid. I understand that they are “persons of interest” in the investigation.

  36. JimF says:

    I feel like Rip van Winkle. Have I been asleep for a while and missed the start of your thread? what worries me most is that others seem to know what you are writing about and I haven’t a clue. Please don’t start a post in the middle.

  37. alg says:

    Is there a sheriff’s kit for this I can download?

  38. Not really.

    JimF: what worries me most is that others seem to know what you are writing about

  39. HistorianDude says:

    I certainly hope you presented “valid United States identifiable background information checked identification.” Because they’re not supposed to even talk to you unless you present “valid United States identifiable background information checked identification.”

  40. No.

    Keith: Just curious. Is your Pastor also your Insurance Agent?

  41. Funny about that, the detective did not ask me for any identification, but I volunteered my card.

    I think the guy was a bit shocked at seeing the evidence that up on until then no one, and I mean no one, even suspected that it even existed, much less be handed them on flash memory.

    HistorianDude: I certainly hope you presented “valid United States identifiable background information checked identification.” Because they’re not supposed to even talk to you unless you present “valid United States identifiable background information checked identification.”

  42. Bonsall Obot says:

    JimF:
    I feel like Rip van Winkle. Have I been asleep for a while and missed the start of your thread?what worries me most is that others seem to know what you are writing about and I haven’t a clue. Please don’t start a post in the middle.

    When I encounter an incomplete narrative, I fill in the gaps with unfounded speculation which comports with my preconceived notions. This is called Patriotism.

  43. Lupin says:

    I’ll only say this: Scalar interferometer. Otherwise my lips are sealed.

  44. Danimal says:

    Do you want us to send you some money?
    Do you have a PayPal account?

  45. Rickey says:

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Funny about that, the detective did not ask me for any identification, but I volunteered my card.

    I think the guy was a bit shocked at seeing the evidence that up on until then no one, and I mean no one, even suspected that it even existed, much less be handed them on flash memory.

    Did you demand to have a grand jury empaneled? According to the birfers, anyone can demand to have a grand jury empaneled and the government has to comply. Apparently that’s somewhere in the Constitution.

  46. The Magic M says:

    alg: Is there a sheriff’s kit for this I can download?

    Hey girl, are you a Sheriff’s Kit? Because I heard not even the filthiest Congress critter will touch you. *bada-bing*

  47. Thomas Brown says:

    Upgradedd:
    I’ll add, as has been noted previously, all it would take is one unbalanced individual to take action in hopes of being hailed as a hero and true patriot … and there are plenty with that mind-set out there…

    Precisely. That’s exactly what J. Wilkes Booth thought too.

  48. Soduko says:

    Just curious, if you had evidence of something, why first consult with your pastor? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  49. A Pastor comes into contact with a broad range of people and situations that are outside my experience. He had some ideas that I found helpful, including someone I could contact.

    Soduko: Just curious, if you had evidence of something, why first consult with your pastor? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  50. No, I don’t want my web readers to send me money. Thanks for asking.

    if you have extra money that you want to send, there are donation links to the Internet Archive and the Wikipedia in the right sidebar.

    Danimal: Do you want us to send you some money?
    Do you have a PayPal account?

  51. Just to make this clear, I contributed evidence to an ongoing investigation. I didn’t have to convince them that there was a crime.

    Rickey: Did you demand to have a grand jury empaneled?

  52. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    No, I don’t want my web readers to send me money. Thanks for asking.

    if you have extra money that you want to send, there are donation links to the Internet Archive and the Wikipedia in the right sidebar.

    Oh, how I love the Internet Archive. More old serials to watch, than you can shake a stick at.

  53. interestedbystander says:

    I am very much hoping this concerns the CCP tax exemption status and Shurff Joe’s misuse of tax payer funds. Great work Doc.

  54. Arthur says:

    interestedbystander: I am very much hoping this concerns the CCP tax exemption status and Shurff Joe’s misuse of tax payer funds.

    Yeah, that would be sweet.

  55. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:

    Anything at this point is speculation, so I’m not gonna bother with hypotheticals.

  56. nbc says:

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Just to make this clear, I contributed evidence to an ongoing investigation. I didn’t have to convince them that there was a crime.

    As I said, good for you. It appears that you had some conflicting emotions as to what was the right thing to do, or if you should get involved. I am glad that you were able to resolve these issues.

    Take care Doc

  57. roadburner says:

    y’know, i’m having a bit of a chuckle here

    doc hasn’t said nor implied that is anything to do with the clown car posse

    there seems to be a lot of leaping to conclusions in a sort of birfery way

    have we been watching birfoons for too long and some of it rubbed off?

  58. nbc says:

    roadburner: doc hasn’t said nor implied that is anything to do with the clown car posse

    Yeah, he has said not much of anything other than outlining that he talked to law enforcement about an investigation into a crime and shared with them what he had found.

    While linking it to the CCP may seem logical, we should not and cannot jump to conclusions lest we are not much different from the CCP followers who still believe that anytime, somehow, the CCP will release something so universe shattering…

    Just thank Doc for his decision which apparently was not made easily, suggesting at least some level of conflict.

  59. JPotter says:

    A lot of fun by all jesting that Doc is referring to a birfer / CCCP-related issue. I take it as Doc noting how a citizen makes a real, effectual, contribution to an actual ongoing criminal investigation.

    Understated actions, but a glaring contrast in every way to the ongoing shenanigans of the Clown Car Posse.

  60. One important distinction between me and , say Douglas Vogt, is that I came forward because I had information that no one else had. It’s not something one could simply look up on the Internet or observe from public information. Further, what I gave law enforcement was really evidence, not conclusion. If I were called to testify in court, they would ask me details about how and under what conditions I obtained it. They would not ask me what it means or what it proves.

    JPotter: A lot of fun by all jesting that Doc is referring to a birfer / CCCP-related issue. I take it as Doc noting how a citizen makes a real, effectual, contribution to an actual ongoing criminal investigation.

  61. Let’s say some ambiguity about the best way to do the right thing.

    nbc: It appears that you had some conflicting emotions as to what was the right thing to do

  62. Thomas Brown says:

    You know what they say about speculation: It makes a speck out of you and -lation.

  63. J.D. Sue says:

    Well, Doc, it appears that we at least can check off misprision of felony, since you gave notice to the authorities….

  64. bgansel9 says:

    Personally, I’m thinking this has something to do with a certain case in Iowa, but I could be wrong.

  65. RanTalbott says:

    J.D. Sue: Well, Doc, it appears that we at least can check off misprision of felony, since you gave notice to the authorities

    But he didn’t file it with a federal judge, with his evidence in a sealed affidavit, demanding that it be sent to a grand jury. So, if he ever goes to Birtherstan, he’d still be subject to arrest.

  66. bgansel9 says:

    RanTalbott: So, if he ever goes to Birtherstan, he’d still be subject to arrest

    Where is this place called Birtherstan? It’s not on my map. Are there any known boundaries or coordinates?

  67. Craig HS says:

    Andrew Vrba, PmG:
    Anything at this point is speculation, so I’m not gonna bother with hypotheticals.

    HERETIC!!

  68. Craig HS says:

    bgansel9: Where is this place called Birtherstan? It’s not on my map. Are there any known boundaries or coordinates?

    Start at these goal posts over here. No wait, over there. No, no, keep going…

  69. The Magic M says:

    RanTalbott: So, if he ever goes to Birtherstan, he’d still be subject to arrest.

    Oh how I wish there were a travel ban to *that* country.

  70. Thomas Brown says:

    Birtherstan is a state of mind. Or, rather, a lack thereof.

  71. Crustacean says:

    bgansel9: Where is this place called Birtherstan? It’s not on my map. Are there any known boundaries or coordinates?

    Coordinates: yes
    Boundaries: not in their fevered imaginations

  72. Bonsall Obot says:

    It’s a world of Pure Imagination.

  73. RanTalbott says:

    Bonsall Obot: It’s a world of Pure Imagination.

    Obviously, you’ve never read BR, where most of the imagining is extremely impure.

  74. bgansel9 says:

    Craig HS: Start at these goal posts over here. No wait, over there. No, no, keep going…

    Touché

  75. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:

    I think Gloopy makes a goal post that moves itself! Those guys make the best stuff!

  76. This article was good fun back in 2014. It had nothing to do with birthers. The real story is that there was a theft at our church, and a couple of days prior I had installed a wildlife camera at the church to see if we had a problem with coyotes. I didn’t catch any coyotes, but I did catch the car of the thief. I told my pastor and he gave me the name of the detective who was investigating the case. I gave police the images. The car had a distinctive dent in it, and the photo led to the apprehension of the thief, and the resolution of a string of other robberies. Confronted by the evidence, the thief confessed and I was never called to testify.

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