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Arizona birth certificate investigation will be shut down

Paul Penzone, newly elected Sheriff of Maricopa County, says of the birth certificate investigation:

No it’s not going to continue and let’s be honest it’s been going on for four or five years now or longer. It’s nonsense as far as dollars that have been spent there have been resources wasted.

KPHO-TV

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18 Responses to Arizona birth certificate investigation will be shut down

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    Andrew Vrba, PmG November 13, 2016 at 6:07 pm #

    Haha! Eat a bag of dicks, john!

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    Pete November 13, 2016 at 10:57 pm #

    There’s no investigation now. There never was. Not from the very beginning.

    There WAS at one point a loosely-organized, car-salesman-directed attempt to dig up/ manufacture some bullsh*t to “prove” Obama’s birth certificate was a fake/ prop up all of the false claims it was/ stiff a bunch of gullible suckers (like john) for a few million in campaign contributions. But even that is LONG gone now.

    For the last 2 and a half years it’s been nothing but Zullo and Gallups farting on the air and lighting matches to the gas.

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    Nancy Owens Is The Forger November 14, 2016 at 7:58 am #

    Pete:
    There’s no investigation now. There never was. Not from the very beginning.

    There WAS at one point a loosely-organized, car-salesman-directed attempt to dig up/ manufacture some bullsh*t to “prove” Obama’s birth certificate was a fake/ prop up all of the false claims it was/ stiff a bunch of gullible suckers (like john) for a few million in campaign contributions. But even that is LONG gone now.

    For the last 2 and a half years it’s been nothing but Zullo and Gallups farting on the air and lighting matches to the gas.

    ZulloMoore and Volin expected this to play out just like it did with the fake “Monica Lewinsky” case. It didn’t. Now the FBI knows what really happened to Vince Foster and that [Redacted, Doc] , an investigator, actually is the one who covered up the murder.

    Again, like Doc said, they intended to show only one half of the whole story like they did with Bill Clinton’s impeachment, showing effect without acknowledging cause.

    And, yet, they’re on the air trying to raise this issue once more. Probably to get more suckers out there to cough up some more cash.

    I, like many others, was under the distinct impression that the birther issue was independent of the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department. Will they ever get their stories straight?

    For the record, I did call Maricopa County and confessed to forging Allen’s birth certificate.

    https://www.youtube.com/user/amendment28now

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    Sam the Centipede November 14, 2016 at 12:38 pm #

    For the record, I did call Maricopa County and confessed to forging Allen’s birth certificate.

    Be careful: law enforcement people typically take a dim view of people telling them fantastical lies. They might not always be as indulgent of your deluded idiocy as Doc. C. is.

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    Nancy Owens Is The Forger November 14, 2016 at 1:09 pm #

    It’s a timing issue. Russia had the numbers with the infiltrating Hispanic New World Order and it was just simply time for America to fall via a Civil War. Russia is behind Obama’s faked birth certificate and they now have their King on the American throne. The Clintons were supposed to be a follow-up on that agenda. Instead, if I’m understanding this correctly, the Clintons will be facing financial ruin once again.

    😆 They are all being haunted by this ghost:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNPP5eNvYSc

    Trump2016!

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    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater November 14, 2016 at 1:23 pm #

    So whatever happened to developing those Walter Mondale negatives? Did you just forget all about it?

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    Nancy Owens Is The Forger November 14, 2016 at 1:38 pm #

    Nope. I’m embarrassed to admit it but, I’m having trouble getting past my “prison guard” who’s just now learning the truth and still in total denial. With an eagle’s eye, he’s still trying to return to stable ground and insisting that I, at 53, learn how to cook.

    Do you know what I keep telling him?

    “I hate to break it to ya after all these years but, I wasn’t raised to be a ‘Suzy-Q’ homemaker. As for me learning how to cook, it ain’t a-gonna happen.”

    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater:
    So whatever happened to developing those Walter Mondale negatives?Did you just forget all about it?

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    Sef November 14, 2016 at 1:51 pm #

    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater:
    So whatever happened to developing those Walter Mondale negatives?Did you just forget all about it?

    Turns out the roll of film was 120 and the photo place only had a Nikor reel for 620.

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    Dr. Conspiracy November 14, 2016 at 2:39 pm #

    Better to learn now than waiting until later.

    Nancy Owens Is The Forger: As for me learning how to cook, it ain’t a-gonna happen.”

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    Nancy Owens Is The Forger November 14, 2016 at 2:53 pm #

    When you dispose of bodies via acid, it has a “cooking” sound and it actually bubbles like grease. I have no desire to learn how to cook. None. Nada. So, he can kiss off. I really just don’t give a damn. 😆

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Better to learn now than waiting until later.

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    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater November 14, 2016 at 4:47 pm #

    Nancy watches too many movies.

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    misha November 14, 2016 at 8:48 pm #

    Sef: Turns out the roll of film was 120 and the photo place only had a Nikor reel for 620.

    As an English/photography major, I can tell you that 120 and 620 are identical, except for the reel.

    Kodak invented the 620 reel to sell their brand of cameras, instead of people buying a Rolleiflex which used 120. It’s the same with Kodak’s invention of the 828 format. It was identical to 35mm film, except that it had sprocket holes on one side only, making the negative image slightly larger. Kodak came out with a series of cameras that used 828. Kodak was constantly inventing new formats to sell a new line of cameras, like the Instamatic line.

    Kodak had the 35mm Retina Reflex SLR, which was made in Germany and rivaled Zeiss for optical quality. They killed it off, and came out with an Instamatic SLR, which died a deserved death.

    Polaroid did the same thing. They constantly invented new cameras, which required a different film pack from the previous models.

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    Keith November 15, 2016 at 7:21 am #

    misha: They killed it off, and came out with an Instamatic SLR, which died a deserved death.

    When I took up scuba diving I bought a ‘disk’ camera that Kodak dreamed up to replace the Instamatic. Reason being was that somebody put together a waterproof enclosure for it that was pretty cheap and actually worked.

    I think I exposed two film disks before you couldn’t buy the stuff anymore. And while the camera worked OK underwater, you couldn’t see what the heck you were actually photographing and it certainly didn’t have a focusing function. It was just more hassle carrying it around than it was worth the lousy pictures. I think I have a nice picture of a bright blue sea slug around somewhere though the anemone looks more like a fuzzy tennis ball than an anemone.

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    Cody Judy November 15, 2016 at 11:48 am #

    Pete: For the last 2 and a half years it’s been nothing but Zullo and Gallups farting on the air and lighting matches to the gas.

    It’s all about perspective

    That’s Hillarious! 😂 I suppose those who wasted their money on Hillary Clinton’s Campaign a 2nd time ( 2008) (2016) need some form of amusement.

    Let’s see, about a Billion and a half? Sheriff Joe made it to 86 that’s near 20 years on Hillary Clinton.

    Who can say my loss amounted to less than Hillary Clinton’s? You might say I wasn’t stupid enough to waste a Billion and the U.S. Supreme Court got tagged in discriminating against the poor ?

    That’s a Record that they can be proud of for all time ? Said not even all the rich men and women.

    Justice is served in more ways than one.

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    Pete November 16, 2016 at 12:52 am #

    Nancy Owens Is The Forger: “I hate to break it to ya after all these years but, I wasn’t raised to be a ‘Suzy-Q’ homemaker. As for me learning how to cook, it ain’t a-gonna happen.”

    Nancy, I highly recommend that you spend some time delving into trying a few special recipes. Make good food. Good in flavor and good nutritionally.

    It’s all part of doing positive things with your life.

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    Pete November 16, 2016 at 1:05 am #

    So, back to the topic.

    Arpaio has been voted out of office and is facing criminal charges for the tip of the iceberg of his misdeeds. A fitting end to his career.

    Anyone know Mikey Zullo’s current whereabouts? Is he still in Arizona? Does his future involve shiny cars owned by little old ladies who only ever used them on Sundays to drive to the park and cuss out the skateboarders?

    The only unfortunate thing is seeing another (now former) birther elected President. God, what a nightmare. Hopefully within the next 4 years he’ll be either voted out of office or removed for the corruption that’s already started.

    All in all, I’d rather see Trump out of office and facing criminal charges than Arpaio. Both would be wonderful. Maybe we’ll get there eventually. In the meantime, we’ll just have to be happy with what we can get for now.

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    Andrew Vrba, PmG November 16, 2016 at 11:45 am #

    Yeah, the consolation prize in all of this is Arpaio losing

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    Nancy Owens Is The Forger November 16, 2016 at 12:20 pm #

    Not hard when you’re not really trying.

    Andrew Vrba, PmG:
    Yeah, the consolation prize in all of this is Arpaio losing