Sometimes when I see things, I try to ignore them, and one of those things is persistent appearances of the phrase “Lizard People” when reading about Barack Obama. I did a search for “lizard people” obama on a search engine today and got 73,000 hits. Obviously that’s going to take a while to read. As best I can tell so far, the Clinton’s are Lizard People and Obama is not.
However, new evidence has surfaced that secret codes in the Bible say that Obama is one of the Lizard People.
[The YouTube video formerly in this article is no longer available from YouTube. It showed a debate over counting votes for Lizard People and the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) in the Minnesota US Senate election, ultimately won by Al Franken. It was very funny.]
If you want to know what the lizard people look like, visit here.