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Resisting the temptation to include among the nominatons MissTickly calling me a “pig”, here is the list of reader-nominated candidates for the Second Obama Conspiracy Theories Batshirt Award for the craziest birther stunt.

Which of the following is the most Batshirt crazy?

  • Lucas Smith declares Orly asked him to commit perjury and is sleeping with the legal team (31%, 34 Votes)
  • Orly Taitz searches for birth and death certificates for Maryland child (17%, 19 Votes)
  • De Vattel's "Law of Nations" is cited by name in the Constitution. (17%, 18 Votes)
  • Obama’s award of the Nobel Peace Prize proves that he is the antichrist. (14%, 15 Votes)
  • False story that no one from Columbia remembers Obama as a student. (9%, 10 Votes)
  • AXJ announced denial of motion to dismiss in Barnett v Obama, even though it didn't happen. (6%, 7 Votes)
  • Inaction by the courts to enforce birther rights justifies "force of arms". (6%, 6 Votes)

Total Voters: 109

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45 Responses to Second Batshirt Award poll

  1. avatar
    misha October 24, 2009 at 8:43 am #

    I wrote this about Rush Limbaugh.

  2. avatar
    Con Rep October 24, 2009 at 9:13 am #

    Again, this was tough, but I’d rather forget about the poor dead child. What Taitz is trying to do there isn’t crazy — it’s evil, IMO.

    But Smith served up a great big smelly dish of birfer crazy all in one heap!

  3. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy October 24, 2009 at 9:28 am #

    I was just wondering, since MissTickly has called me a sexist…pig, I wonder how she would react to being called a “misandrist sow”?

    😈

  4. avatar
    Kevin Bell October 24, 2009 at 10:45 am #

    I had to go with Lucus Smith’s Penthouse forum letter.

  5. avatar
    Con Rep October 24, 2009 at 10:50 am #

    You know, if you put your double-tinfoil birfer cap on for just a sec…how do we know Miss T is even a female???? (Multiple question marks obligatory with birfer cap on.)

  6. avatar
    Jody October 24, 2009 at 12:17 pm #

    Because she’s typical of a certain type of neo-feminist who has to find something sexist in anything that offends her delicate sensibilities. She probably never faced real sexism in her life.

  7. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy October 24, 2009 at 12:29 pm #

    I will decline the opportunity to make a blatantly sexist remark here.

  8. avatar
    elmo October 24, 2009 at 1:35 pm #

    With so many worthy contenders for the prize, I think you are going to have to hold competitions hourly, rather than daily.

  9. avatar
    Bob October 24, 2009 at 1:59 pm #

    Another possible nomination: Taitz and Lincoln are in business:

    “Dr. Orly Taitz, Esquire, has agreed to serve as counsel for our Class Action Lawsuit against Wells Fargo in the United States District Court for the District of Idaho, and she has also signed on as counsel in Palm Beach, Florida (United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida) against U.S. Bank, a suit which also questions the bias, independence, and/or partiality or control of the Florida state judiciary.”

  10. avatar
    Spike October 24, 2009 at 2:02 pm #

    Absolutely, anyone who would give that description of Taitz clearly deserves this award.

  11. avatar
    misha October 24, 2009 at 3:05 pm #

    Dear Penthouse Adviser:

    I used to think that these letters were made up. Then it happened to me…

    One day I was at my lawyer’s office, a middle-aged woman with a boring marriage, whose husband was a nebbish. Her office just happened to be attached to her house. We were sitting across each other at her desk and…

  12. avatar
    misha October 24, 2009 at 3:30 pm #

    And you thought Jews were boring people. Ha! Life for us is a daily soap opera. The things I could tell you – oy!

    Now listen, let me tell you about when your abba and I were young…

  13. avatar
    kimba October 24, 2009 at 4:06 pm #

    Ok, how long before the wingers insist Obama’s declaring an emergency for H1N1 is a ruse to open the FEMA camps? First ones shipped there – anyone who refuses the vaccine. They arrest you and ship you out right from the health dept site where folks will be ordered to go get vaccinated. Cell phones will be confiscated and you won’t be allowed to make any calls. For all purposes, you will be disappeared. Good one, huh?

  14. avatar
    misha October 24, 2009 at 4:28 pm #

    Don’t laugh – it happened in Chile, SO IT CAN HAPPEN HERE!!

    And look what happened to the Japanese. I tell you, Obama and his Nazi Brownshirts are making plans as I speak.

    And for only $29.95, I can tell you how to avoid their fate.

    Hey, did Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990, or is just a liberal smear? He never issued a denial, nor released his criminal record abstract.

    SHOW US YOUR PAPERS BECK!!

  15. avatar
    aarrgghh October 24, 2009 at 4:50 pm #

    right on cue:

    it wouldn’t surprise me if this is the reason why BO declared a swine flu emergency in order to have martial law declared either on the federal level or imposed on the state level thereby preventing the people from speaking out against him and his usurpation of the constitution.

    a fun thread. freepers discover they’ve been rickrolled

  16. avatar
    elmo October 24, 2009 at 4:50 pm #

    Someone needs to give those judges a heads up on Orly when she requests permission to appear pro hac vice.

  17. avatar
    misha October 24, 2009 at 5:23 pm #

    I just want to know one thing: does she go down on Lincoln?

  18. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy October 24, 2009 at 5:47 pm #

    I think Land bent the rules by letting her in without a local counsel.

  19. avatar
    Black Lion October 24, 2009 at 5:47 pm #

    aarrgghh, what is even more funny is how each time the birthers make their list of “Obama documents”, it gets longer…I mean this was at the free republic link you had posted….

    0bamas’ hidden records: Why are these off limits?
    1 Certified copy of original birth certificate
    2 Columbia University transcripts
    3 Columbia thesis paper
    4 Campaign donor analysis requested by 7 major watchdog groups
    5 Harvard University transcripts
    6 Illinois State Senate records
    7 Illinois State Senate schedule
    8 Law practice client list and billing records/summary
    9 Locations and names of all half-siblings and step-mother
    10 Medical records (only the one page summary released so far)
    11 Occidental College Transcripts
    12 Parent’s marriage Certificate
    13 Record of baptism
    14 Selective Service registration records
    15 Schedules for trips outside of the United States before 2007
    16 Passport records for all passports
    17 Scholarly articles
    18 SAT and LSAT test scores
    19 Access to his grandmother in Kenya
    20 List of all campaign workers that are lobbyists
    21 Punahou grade school records
    22 Noelani Kindergarten records are oddly missing from the the State of Hawaii Department of Education.
    23 Page 11 of Stanley Ann Dunham’s divorce decree.

    Anyone who cares about their country would be very concerned that a POTUS had hidden every scrap of information of his life that he possibly could.

    Now if anyone could tell us how most of those documents are relevant to constitutional eligibility, I would like to know….I mean it is getting more and more ridiculous…

  20. avatar
    Black Lion October 24, 2009 at 5:50 pm #

    That imagery is going to keep me up a night misha…Yikes!!!!

  21. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy October 24, 2009 at 5:59 pm #

    Added for the next Batshirt awards. By the way, if you want the latest Batshirt material, follow Crafty Anita on Twitter.

  22. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy October 24, 2009 at 6:22 pm #

    Another Batshirter perhaps:

    How much access can a possible agent of influence for state sponsors of terrorism buy from President Barack Obama? For Jodie Evans, a progressive Hollywood activist, the going rate appears to be $30,400 for dinner and a conversation.

  23. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy October 24, 2009 at 6:45 pm #

    Another Batshirt candidate:

    Floyd Brown says Obama should be impeached for BAD BEHAVIOR!

  24. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy October 24, 2009 at 6:55 pm #

    I don’t know why they keep listing “Selective Service registration records.” Those were obtained by FOIA a year ago.

    19 Access to his grandmother [sic] in Kenya

    I’d like access to the grandmother of whoever wrote that list. I want to ask about the history of mental defect in the family.

  25. avatar
    misha October 24, 2009 at 7:46 pm #

    Much to his sorrow.

  26. avatar
    misha October 24, 2009 at 7:51 pm #

    I read it. WTF?

  27. avatar
    misha October 24, 2009 at 7:59 pm #

    I read some of her posts. They really suffer from paranoia. And I’m willing to bet some of them are psychotic.

    True story: A man in his 70s came in for an eye exam. He then asked me to help him pick a frame. I selected one, and put the frame from the rack on him. He looked around and said, “I do see much better now.”

    “Well,” I said, I haven’t put your prescription in yet. That will take about a week.”

    “Oh,” came the reply. He then left, got in his car and drove away. He forgot his wife, who was in the exam room. “He’ll be back, when he can’t find me at home.”

    Nothing denialists come up with, surprises me. I do love the porno story, though.

    “I’ll take adultery for $200, Alex.”

  28. avatar
    milspec October 24, 2009 at 10:57 pm #

    Who it the woman with the nipple almost making an appearance it the rush photo?

  29. avatar
    Bob October 25, 2009 at 4:26 am #

    Floyd Brown says Obama should be impeached for BAD BEHAVIOR!

    Only if you believe in English Common Law….

  30. avatar
    Bob October 25, 2009 at 4:51 am #

    Wells Fargo is onto Taitz.

  31. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy October 25, 2009 at 7:10 am #

    Looks like Orly is “damaged goods” so far as pro hac vice appearances.

  32. avatar
    Con Rep October 25, 2009 at 11:06 am #

    It looks like Land’s $20K sanctions order will come in handy for any defendant’s attorney facing the dynamic mortgage scam duo.

    Judge Land may have saved many courts much grief.

  33. avatar
    elmo October 25, 2009 at 11:07 am #

    Uh oh, another entry for the batshirt crazy award:

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/21597256/KEYES-BARNETT-v-OBAMA-88-REQUEST-FOR-JUDICIAL-NOTICE-filed-by-plaintiffs-Gov-uscourts-cacd-435591-88-0

    It’s a RICO theory now, folks.

  34. avatar
    G October 25, 2009 at 11:26 am #

    Wow, these people live in such an alternate reality with a complete lack of understanding of how the very things they mention – the Constitution, RICO, discovery, legal procedures, etc. work.

    Of course, I’m stating something that has been painfully obvious for many months now.

    It is just truly sad that in matters that have reached the courts, particularly after having prior motions for discovery denied and explained in excruciating detail to them, these people are still trying to pursue hearsay based fishing expeditions.

    It just boggles the mind how some can be so obtuse. I think they are utterly incapable of logic or even learning.

  35. avatar
    BlackLion October 25, 2009 at 12:36 pm #

    Dr. C, good one. And I thought it was his step-grandmother…

  36. avatar
    BlackLion October 25, 2009 at 12:40 pm #

    You know that anything from WND is fiction…They are like FOX news…

  37. avatar
    Bob October 25, 2009 at 1:28 pm #

    I like how the request for judicial notice admits it is hearsay, but, hey!, what’s a little hearsay betweem friends!

  38. avatar
    Mike October 25, 2009 at 2:10 pm #

    http://mcnorman.wordpress.com

    Whacky, but minor league birther.

  39. avatar
    kimba October 25, 2009 at 2:52 pm #

    It would be funny if it weren’t such a waste of our court resources. Imagine what the USA’s say when they read this stuff. I like the part where they say ” and we didn’t even bother to contact defendants’ counsel because they are meanies”

  40. avatar
    Mary October 25, 2009 at 4:11 pm #

    Sick-twist Bat Shirt award for this charming theory: The Pres had an affair with Vera somebody, because she reminded him of ‘forbidden fruit – his own sister. *Pukes*.

    From Michelle, the ‘registered Democrat’ (read, vicious, swamp dwelling PUMA), here http://citizenwells.wordpress.com/2009/10/24/h1n1-obama-declares-national-emergency-october-24-2009-bill-of-rights-revoked-stafford-act-national-emergencies-act-public-health-emergency-fund-federal-emergency-authorities-rights-have-be/#comments

    Michelle // October 24, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    http://astuteblogger.blogspot.com/2008/10/photo-obamas-mistress-vera-baker.html
    Vera and his sister could pass for twins, going to check the Chicago Municipal Dept Correction. I think that’s polite for sewer and water dept.
    BASIC STORY: WHEN MICHELLE FOUND OUT, BAKER WAS FORCED TO “FLEE” TO MARTINIQUE – LEAVING BEHIND A LUCRATIVE JOB IN DC.
    MAJOR NEWS: WHILE IN MARTINIQUE, SHE’S ON THE PAYROLL OF A CHICAGO MUNICIPAL DEPARTMENT – A JOB ONLY THE MACHINE COULD GET YOU, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT’S A “NO SHOW” JOB.
    WHO COULD GET HER A JOB LIKE THAT, AND WHY? IT’S VERY DAMNING, IF TRUE…HERE’S A PICTURE OF VERA (LEFT).
    I CAN SEE WHAT OBAMA SAW IN VERA – WHY HE WAS SO ATTRACTED TO VERA THAT HE “BIT THE FORBIDDEN APPLE”:
    IT’S VERA’S SMILE:
    IN VERA’S SMILE, OBAMA SAW HIS HALF-SISTER MAYA SOETORO:
    MAYA AND VERA BOTH HAVE A GAP BETWEEN THEIR TWO FRONT TEETH. AND STRONG CHINS.
    PERHAPS VERA BROUGHT BACK “FORBIDDEN MEMORIES”…

  41. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy October 25, 2009 at 4:41 pm #

    No, Obama has a grandmother in Kenya too. Although they would have to exhume her to get access.

  42. avatar
    MsDaisy October 25, 2009 at 6:52 pm #

    Already done, Orly posted it to her website today along with a email stating “EXECUTIVE ORDER #11921 NOW IN USE!!!!!” It goes on about the 800 prison camps in the US that are all fully operational, surrounded by guards and ready to receive prisoners.

    And she posted a notice today that “20,000 Media Press releases with Judge Carter’s order for January 26 Date for trial were send today”. But that’s all it says, no links or details.

  43. avatar
    MsDaisy October 26, 2009 at 6:04 am #

    Okay all you Obots prepare yourself! According to Brenda Steed, a poster on Orly’s website The FEMA concentration camps (at least the one in Indiana) now have their gas chambers ready!

    Her post:

    Brenda D Steed
    October 25th, 2009 @ 5:13 pm

    “With regard to those FEMA camps one in Indiana has a gas chamber capable of killing 3,000 people a day. If that isn’t scary …

    The thing to do right now is not panic and two, please fax or write the White House and tell them we know that this is not an emergency and the it is bogus. The stats tell the story. Regular flu 30 to 40 thousand die a year that’s like less than 1% of our population of 350 million and second of all 1,000 people have died from the H1N1 so smarten up there in Washington. We just are not going to buy it…”

    Ho-Lee Batshit Robin!

  44. avatar
    Dr. Conspiracy October 26, 2009 at 7:50 am #

    I for one will feel a lot better when all the birthers are safely tucked away in the camps. [just kidding]

  45. avatar
    misha October 26, 2009 at 5:49 pm #

    Arbeit Macht Frei (just kidding)