Batshirt
Resisting the temptation to include among the nominatons MissTickly calling me a “pig”, here is the list of reader-nominated candidates for the Second Obama Conspiracy Theories Batshirt Award for the craziest birther stunt.
Which of the following is the most Batshirt crazy?
- Lucas Smith declares Orly asked him to commit perjury and is sleeping with the legal team (31%, 34 Votes)
- Orly Taitz searches for birth and death certificates for Maryland child (17%, 19 Votes)
- De Vattel's "Law of Nations" is cited by name in the Constitution. (17%, 18 Votes)
- Obama’s award of the Nobel Peace Prize proves that he is the antichrist. (14%, 15 Votes)
- False story that no one from Columbia remembers Obama as a student. (9%, 10 Votes)
- AXJ announced denial of motion to dismiss in Barnett v Obama, even though it didn't happen. (6%, 7 Votes)
- Inaction by the courts to enforce birther rights justifies "force of arms". (6%, 6 Votes)
Total Voters: 109
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I wrote this about Rush Limbaugh.
Again, this was tough, but I’d rather forget about the poor dead child. What Taitz is trying to do there isn’t crazy — it’s evil, IMO.
But Smith served up a great big smelly dish of birfer crazy all in one heap!
I was just wondering, since MissTickly has called me a sexist…pig, I wonder how she would react to being called a “misandrist sow”?
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I had to go with Lucus Smith’s Penthouse forum letter.
You know, if you put your double-tinfoil birfer cap on for just a sec…how do we know Miss T is even a female???? (Multiple question marks obligatory with birfer cap on.)
Because she’s typical of a certain type of neo-feminist who has to find something sexist in anything that offends her delicate sensibilities. She probably never faced real sexism in her life.
I will decline the opportunity to make a blatantly sexist remark here.
With so many worthy contenders for the prize, I think you are going to have to hold competitions hourly, rather than daily.
Another possible nomination: Taitz and Lincoln are in business:
“Dr. Orly Taitz, Esquire, has agreed to serve as counsel for our Class Action Lawsuit against Wells Fargo in the United States District Court for the District of Idaho, and she has also signed on as counsel in Palm Beach, Florida (United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida) against U.S. Bank, a suit which also questions the bias, independence, and/or partiality or control of the Florida state judiciary.”
Absolutely, anyone who would give that description of Taitz clearly deserves this award.
Dear Penthouse Adviser:
I used to think that these letters were made up. Then it happened to me…
One day I was at my lawyer’s office, a middle-aged woman with a boring marriage, whose husband was a nebbish. Her office just happened to be attached to her house. We were sitting across each other at her desk and…
And you thought Jews were boring people. Ha! Life for us is a daily soap opera. The things I could tell you – oy!
Now listen, let me tell you about when your abba and I were young…
Ok, how long before the wingers insist Obama’s declaring an emergency for H1N1 is a ruse to open the FEMA camps? First ones shipped there – anyone who refuses the vaccine. They arrest you and ship you out right from the health dept site where folks will be ordered to go get vaccinated. Cell phones will be confiscated and you won’t be allowed to make any calls. For all purposes, you will be disappeared. Good one, huh?
Don’t laugh – it happened in Chile, SO IT CAN HAPPEN HERE!!
And look what happened to the Japanese. I tell you, Obama and his Nazi Brownshirts are making plans as I speak.
And for only $29.95, I can tell you how to avoid their fate.
Hey, did Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990, or is just a liberal smear? He never issued a denial, nor released his criminal record abstract.
SHOW US YOUR PAPERS BECK!!
right on cue:
a fun thread. freepers discover they’ve been rickrolled …
Someone needs to give those judges a heads up on Orly when she requests permission to appear pro hac vice.
I just want to know one thing: does she go down on Lincoln?
I think Land bent the rules by letting her in without a local counsel.
aarrgghh, what is even more funny is how each time the birthers make their list of “Obama documents”, it gets longer…I mean this was at the free republic link you had posted….
0bamas’ hidden records: Why are these off limits?
1 Certified copy of original birth certificate
2 Columbia University transcripts
3 Columbia thesis paper
4 Campaign donor analysis requested by 7 major watchdog groups
5 Harvard University transcripts
6 Illinois State Senate records
7 Illinois State Senate schedule
8 Law practice client list and billing records/summary
9 Locations and names of all half-siblings and step-mother
10 Medical records (only the one page summary released so far)
11 Occidental College Transcripts
12 Parent’s marriage Certificate
13 Record of baptism
14 Selective Service registration records
15 Schedules for trips outside of the United States before 2007
16 Passport records for all passports
17 Scholarly articles
18 SAT and LSAT test scores
19 Access to his grandmother in Kenya
20 List of all campaign workers that are lobbyists
21 Punahou grade school records
22 Noelani Kindergarten records are oddly missing from the the State of Hawaii Department of Education.
23 Page 11 of Stanley Ann Dunham’s divorce decree.
Anyone who cares about their country would be very concerned that a POTUS had hidden every scrap of information of his life that he possibly could.
Now if anyone could tell us how most of those documents are relevant to constitutional eligibility, I would like to know….I mean it is getting more and more ridiculous…
That imagery is going to keep me up a night misha…Yikes!!!!
Added for the next Batshirt awards. By the way, if you want the latest Batshirt material, follow Crafty Anita on Twitter.
Another Batshirter perhaps:
Another Batshirt candidate:
Floyd Brown says Obama should be impeached for BAD BEHAVIOR!
I don’t know why they keep listing “Selective Service registration records.” Those were obtained by FOIA a year ago.
19 Access to his grandmother [sic] in Kenya
I’d like access to the grandmother of whoever wrote that list. I want to ask about the history of mental defect in the family.
Much to his sorrow.
I read it. WTF?
I read some of her posts. They really suffer from paranoia. And I’m willing to bet some of them are psychotic.
True story: A man in his 70s came in for an eye exam. He then asked me to help him pick a frame. I selected one, and put the frame from the rack on him. He looked around and said, “I do see much better now.”
“Well,” I said, I haven’t put your prescription in yet. That will take about a week.”
“Oh,” came the reply. He then left, got in his car and drove away. He forgot his wife, who was in the exam room. “He’ll be back, when he can’t find me at home.”
Nothing denialists come up with, surprises me. I do love the porno story, though.
“I’ll take adultery for $200, Alex.”
Who it the woman with the nipple almost making an appearance it the rush photo?
Floyd Brown says Obama should be impeached for BAD BEHAVIOR!
Only if you believe in English Common Law….
Wells Fargo is onto Taitz.
Looks like Orly is “damaged goods” so far as pro hac vice appearances.
It looks like Land’s $20K sanctions order will come in handy for any defendant’s attorney facing the dynamic mortgage scam duo.
Judge Land may have saved many courts much grief.
Uh oh, another entry for the batshirt crazy award:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/21597256/KEYES-BARNETT-v-OBAMA-88-REQUEST-FOR-JUDICIAL-NOTICE-filed-by-plaintiffs-Gov-uscourts-cacd-435591-88-0
It’s a RICO theory now, folks.
Wow, these people live in such an alternate reality with a complete lack of understanding of how the very things they mention – the Constitution, RICO, discovery, legal procedures, etc. work.
Of course, I’m stating something that has been painfully obvious for many months now.
It is just truly sad that in matters that have reached the courts, particularly after having prior motions for discovery denied and explained in excruciating detail to them, these people are still trying to pursue hearsay based fishing expeditions.
It just boggles the mind how some can be so obtuse. I think they are utterly incapable of logic or even learning.
Dr. C, good one. And I thought it was his step-grandmother…
You know that anything from WND is fiction…They are like FOX news…
I like how the request for judicial notice admits it is hearsay, but, hey!, what’s a little hearsay betweem friends!
http://mcnorman.wordpress.com
Whacky, but minor league birther.
It would be funny if it weren’t such a waste of our court resources. Imagine what the USA’s say when they read this stuff. I like the part where they say ” and we didn’t even bother to contact defendants’ counsel because they are meanies”
Sick-twist Bat Shirt award for this charming theory: The Pres had an affair with Vera somebody, because she reminded him of ‘forbidden fruit – his own sister. *Pukes*.
From Michelle, the ‘registered Democrat’ (read, vicious, swamp dwelling PUMA), here http://citizenwells.wordpress.com/2009/10/24/h1n1-obama-declares-national-emergency-october-24-2009-bill-of-rights-revoked-stafford-act-national-emergencies-act-public-health-emergency-fund-federal-emergency-authorities-rights-have-be/#comments
Michelle // October 24, 2009 at 11:51 pm
http://astuteblogger.blogspot.com/2008/10/photo-obamas-mistress-vera-baker.html
Vera and his sister could pass for twins, going to check the Chicago Municipal Dept Correction. I think that’s polite for sewer and water dept.
BASIC STORY: WHEN MICHELLE FOUND OUT, BAKER WAS FORCED TO “FLEE” TO MARTINIQUE – LEAVING BEHIND A LUCRATIVE JOB IN DC.
MAJOR NEWS: WHILE IN MARTINIQUE, SHE’S ON THE PAYROLL OF A CHICAGO MUNICIPAL DEPARTMENT – A JOB ONLY THE MACHINE COULD GET YOU, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT’S A “NO SHOW” JOB.
WHO COULD GET HER A JOB LIKE THAT, AND WHY? IT’S VERY DAMNING, IF TRUE…HERE’S A PICTURE OF VERA (LEFT).
I CAN SEE WHAT OBAMA SAW IN VERA – WHY HE WAS SO ATTRACTED TO VERA THAT HE “BIT THE FORBIDDEN APPLE”:
IT’S VERA’S SMILE:
IN VERA’S SMILE, OBAMA SAW HIS HALF-SISTER MAYA SOETORO:
MAYA AND VERA BOTH HAVE A GAP BETWEEN THEIR TWO FRONT TEETH. AND STRONG CHINS.
PERHAPS VERA BROUGHT BACK “FORBIDDEN MEMORIES”…
No, Obama has a grandmother in Kenya too. Although they would have to exhume her to get access.
Already done, Orly posted it to her website today along with a email stating “EXECUTIVE ORDER #11921 NOW IN USE!!!!!” It goes on about the 800 prison camps in the US that are all fully operational, surrounded by guards and ready to receive prisoners.
And she posted a notice today that “20,000 Media Press releases with Judge Carter’s order for January 26 Date for trial were send today”. But that’s all it says, no links or details.
Okay all you Obots prepare yourself! According to Brenda Steed, a poster on Orly’s website The FEMA concentration camps (at least the one in Indiana) now have their gas chambers ready!
Her post:
Brenda D Steed
October 25th, 2009 @ 5:13 pm
“With regard to those FEMA camps one in Indiana has a gas chamber capable of killing 3,000 people a day. If that isn’t scary …
The thing to do right now is not panic and two, please fax or write the White House and tell them we know that this is not an emergency and the it is bogus. The stats tell the story. Regular flu 30 to 40 thousand die a year that’s like less than 1% of our population of 350 million and second of all 1,000 people have died from the H1N1 so smarten up there in Washington. We just are not going to buy it…”
Ho-Lee Batshit Robin!
I for one will feel a lot better when all the birthers are safely tucked away in the camps. [just kidding]
Arbeit Macht Frei (just kidding)