“Looking forward to the Great Reconciliation of All Things, the recent positive remark by Rush Limbaugh about Barack Obama is an unimaginably important achievement clearing the way for the end of the world,” says end times prophet, Dr. Conspiracy. Conspiracy told his son: “You can stop looking for a job — the world is going to end.”
Limbaugh, on his syndicated radio program today, gave credit where credit was due, not only praising Obama for staying the course militarily in the middle east, but allowing that Obama alone was able to understand the significance of proving conclusively that Osama bin Laden was dead, and devising the strategy to achieve that goal.
Dr. Conspiracy was unavailable for further comment, saying that he had a few final things to get in order.