Ted Nugent: not dead yet

April 16, 2012
If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.

– Ted Nugent

Contrary to his prediction, the aging rocker, NRA board member and birther is apparently neither dead nor in jail, having just taped an interview with Bill O’Reilly to appear on The O’Reilly Factor show on Fox News this Friday. I wonder if Nugent will repeat his 2013 statement that Obama has a “phony birth certificate” on the O’Reilly show—O’Reilly is not birther friendly.

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16 Responses to Ted Nugent: not dead yet

  1. JPotter says:

    Well, he says it was “wonderful” and implies it’s already in the can. Guess it wasn’t contentious, so if he birf’d, it must have been laughed over / dismissed by O’Reilly. O’Reilly loves to mumble a dismissive condemnation and quickly change subjects, I can see that happening.

  2. Ted Nugent is a zero-credibility misuse of the Earth’s natural resources.

  3. Andy says:

    And the only thing I can think of is Not Dead Fred from Spamalot:

  4. AGROD says:

    Another of the right’s “heroes” along with celebrity George Zimmerman. lol
    Man I hope he runs for President.

  5. The title reference was from the original movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


    Andy: And the only thing I can think of is Not Dead Fred from Spamalot

  6. roxy7655 says:

    Ted Nugent is in a condition worse than jail.

    Ted Nugent is in a condition worse than dead.

    He is Ted Nugent.

  7. justlw says:

    One of my rightwing FB friends got very excited about this recent opinin’ from Ted:

    During a radio interview with Denver’s Peter Boyles Monday, Nugent had this to say about the GOP:

    “Someone extracted their scrotum with a rusty shiv. They have no balls. I don’t know where this, ‘Let’s be Mr. Rogers with a Lawrence Welk soundtrack’ tie adjusting mantra came from, but my God! If there’s a life-support system attached to the GOP, it’s flat-lining.”

    He went on to gush over “the wall-to-wall statesmen and patriots and constitutionalists here in the state of the Texas”, singling out for praise Gubner Perry, Rep. Louie “Gohmert” Gohmert, and, of course, everyone’s favorite Canadian, Senator Ted Cruz.

  8. jdkinpa says:

    Ted is doing a gig at the NRA sponsored Great American Outdoor Show in Harrisburg PA. Of course he’s well loved here in central PA or as some say, “Pennsyltucky”. Nugent just sucks the money out of the Rubes who pay to get his autograph or have their picture taken with him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOq84IYRHr8

    Just a smattering of what ‘The Nuge’ had to say. Pretty sure it doesn’t change from one venue to the next.

    “I’m on a mission of mercy,” said Nugent….. “I’m doing God’s work exposing the soullessness of the left, the evil agenda of the same liberal Democrats who engineered the destruction of the greatest city of America my birth city of Detroit. They did it on purpose and now we have a commander in chief who is actually following the recipe for destruction of Detroit for the whole country.”…. More at this link….http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/02/ted_nugent_nra_great_american.html

  9. dunstvangeet says:

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    The title reference was from the original movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


    I prefer Not-Dead Fred from Spamalot (which is a musical version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail)


  10. The Magic M says:

    The difference between Ted Nugent and any other birther idiot is that him being alive actually hurts the environment (he’s a hunting nut). At least Orly drives a Tesla!

  11. ArthurWankspittle says:
  12. JPotter says:

    jdkinpa: Nugent just sucks the money out of the Rubes who pay to get his autograph or have their picture taken with him.

    Yikes …. I hope there’s a shower station nearby.

  13. The Magic M says:

    ArthurWankspittle: I thought Orly had a Lexus?


    But I admit it’s hearsay, I haven’t seen it for myself. 😉

  14. Crustacean says:

    jdkinpa: Nugent just sucks


  15. donna says:

    Outdoor Channel’s Ted Nugent Says “Subhuman Mongrel” President Obama Should Be Convicted Of Treason

    NUGENT (at 6:48): I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist raised communist educated communist nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America. I am heartbroken but I am not giving up. I think America will be America again when Barack Obama, [Attorney General] Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, [Sen.] Dick Durbin, [former New York City Mayor] Michael Bloomberg and all of the liberal Democrats are in jail facing the just due punishment that their treasonous acts are clearly apparent.

    So a lot of people would call that inflammatory speech. Well I would call it inflammatory speech when it’s your job to protect Americans and you look into the television camera and say what difference does it make that I failed in my job to provide security and we have four dead Americans. What difference does that make? Not to a chimpanzee or Hillary Clinton, I guess it doesn’t matter.

    Nugent also made a sexist remark about Hillary Clinton, claiming, “Our politicians check their scrotum in at the door. Even Hillary, but obviously she has spare scrotums.”


    breaking Abbott Drops Nugent from Campaign, Won’t Condemn Remarks

  16. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:

    Ted has a head start on his political career, as he’s already a liar who breaks his promises! Come on Nuge! Eat a bullet or get yourself locked up already!

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