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Talking Taitz

The issue is: how does one pronounce “Taitz”?

It’s pronounced to rhyme with “weights”. You can hear her say it yourself on YouTube.

Just another example of the thorough investigations carried out daily by Obama Conspiracy Theories and our links to authoritative sources.

26 Responses to Talking Taitz

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    asiliveandbreathe June 17, 2009 at 12:25 am #

    Taitz rhymes with scam.

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    brygenon June 17, 2009 at 12:34 am #

    And when one needs the adjective forms to describe certain patters of birther behavior, the preferred terms are: Bergish, Martinesque, Donofriotic, and Taitzy.

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    Dr. Conspiracy June 17, 2009 at 12:39 am #

    Don’t forget Kreepy and Puzzotic.

    I think we also have a possibility of coming up with the names for 7 dwarfs.

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    Jeff R June 17, 2009 at 11:14 am #

    Maybe that explains the “discovery” by one of Orly’s pitchforkers (the group of people she thinks is going to accompany her to the White House some day to physically remove Barack Obama from the Oval Office) that the COLB shown on Obama’s website and closely examined by FactCheck.org seems to sport a mysterious symbol at the bottom:

    T 8 T

    Obviously it’s a coded message from Orly herself. The plural Ts would render the pronunciation of this cryptic symbol the same as “Taitz.”

    Well, Phil Berg thinks Orly is working for Obama.

    I’m just surprised that the Orlybot who made the above “discovery” didn’t also discover a “666” somewhere on the COLB, too.

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    Bob June 17, 2009 at 7:10 pm #

    Taitz is calling you an idiot.

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    BlackLion June 17, 2009 at 10:10 pm #

    I went back over to Orly’s house of horrors and saw one of her usual postings. I think it sums up the birther movement…

    “I will leave a thread on this post, let me know, what practically you can do. “We are behind you” -sounds good but doesn’t help. We need people advertising the cause, selling t-shirts, bumper stickers, placing signs on buildings, putting together groups of patriots and lobbying, calling all governmental agencies. We need to sign people up for 4th of July parties under headings “Obama=Liar in Chief” “Foreign National Obama=Not Legitimate for U.S. Presidency”. We need to organize people to come to DC for September 12-13 Million Men March (some suggested Million Rifled Men March). I typically don’t ask for donations, however I cannot travel, unless there are donations covering such travel. When you donate to sites, where people just copy one or two articles on the blogs, it doesn’t help anybody. When you donate to this site, you make a difference. When people donate a small amount- such as $10 a month, it makes a difference.”

    If you notice how she makes the come on about the money toward’s the end. I can’t understand how this birthers are so stupid they don’t see how they are getting conned. Like I have said on numerous occasions “follow the money”…

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    misha June 17, 2009 at 11:28 pm #

    Her post is written on a fifth grade level.

    Enough said.

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    Shrieking wombat June 17, 2009 at 11:55 pm #

    Ruh Roh:

    “Citizen’s Grand Juries in 12 states indict Obama. Foreman of the first grand jury intends to serve him at the White House with the indictments.”

    How soon before the first birther arrest? Other than ones going on murderous rampages I mean.

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    misha June 18, 2009 at 2:32 am #

    I wish I could be there with a videocam when they go to the White House.

    I’d edit it with clips from Monty Python.

    I wish to register a complaint/We’re here to serve Barry Sotero.

    (laughter track)

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    Shrieking wombat June 18, 2009 at 2:46 am #

    I hope they’ll be wearing kangaroo suits to maintain the dignity of the judicial procedings.

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    misha June 18, 2009 at 3:05 am #

    No, chicken suits like the ones worn at baseball games.

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    Shrieking wombat June 18, 2009 at 3:31 am #

    …or possibly a goat.

    On the other hand the complicated task of hiring novelty outerwear might just possibly be beyond their capabilities.

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    kimba June 18, 2009 at 7:46 am #

    Orly’s grand jury buddy Carl Swensson has lost his patience! He is going to DC on June 29 to hand-deliver presentments directly to the Pres. Got that Secret Service? Carl Swensson is saying he is going to approach the President on June 29. Didn’t he see what happened to the priestess-reporter lady at LAX?

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    Paul Pieniezny June 18, 2009 at 12:49 pm #

    When looking for the Taitz name in Russian internet with Yandex, I found a jewish poet, an actress who under Stalin played in a Soviet movie glorifying the New Jewish Fatherland in Birobijan and a computer freak who wrote a book on manipulating graphic images with Paintshop Pro. There must be a message there somewhere.

    Etymologically, although the name is definitely Jewish, it is derived from the Slavic stem “tayn”, which means “secret”. There must be a message there somewhere.

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    Paul Pieniezny June 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm #

    Sorry, this was meant to be a reaction to Jeff R.

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    Bob Weber June 18, 2009 at 3:45 pm #

    What happened at LAX? I must have missed that. I live only a few miles away.

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    Bob Weber June 18, 2009 at 3:52 pm #

    Two Monty Python suggestions: (1) The skit where hoods try to extort protection money from the army. (2) The Upper-Class English Twit of the Year Award.

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    kimba June 18, 2009 at 4:21 pm #

    You missed the “Obama Drama”? Sorry I should have posted the link. May 28th, Lady priestess reporter wanted to hand something personally to Obama and became so insistent/belligerent the Secret Service had to carry her away.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090528/ap_on_re_us/us_obama_woman_removed_1

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    Mark June 18, 2009 at 6:21 pm #

    These grand jury kooks sure are entertaining.

    The rise up site is basing the treason charge on the ranting of this Fitzpatick Navy guy, a genius who makes up a new word “CRINMINAL”.

    The XO from the USS Mars was court martialed for theft in 1991. Same name. Hmmmm.

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    misha June 19, 2009 at 2:07 am #

    “it is derived from the Slavic stem “tayn”, which means “secret”. There must be a message there somewhere.”

    Don’t forget Donald Segretti of Watergate fame. Segreti is Italian for secrets.

    Seems to fit a pattern.

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    misha June 19, 2009 at 2:11 am #

    “And the winner has just managed to run himself over with his own Jaguar.”

    I live in Philly. I wonder if I could get to DC to film them trying. What a great documentary that would make.

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    Shrieking wombat June 19, 2009 at 2:34 am #

    He’s also going to hand them to the Supreme Court and Eric Holder. Good luck with that.

    I’ll buy the popcorn.

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    kimba June 19, 2009 at 1:21 pm #

    Since we’re Talking Taitz here, Orly doesn’t like the article in the OC weekly. Wants them to retract the implication she didn’t serve Obama properly in Keyes v Obama, says they slandered her expert Lines by mocking her and the picture wasn’t so good but they wanted her to pose with her legal briefs plus forceps. The darn gotcha media!

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    Bob Weber June 19, 2009 at 2:42 pm #

    Oh. For a sec I thought maybe it was Orly. It wasn’t Orly, it was a different crazy lady, apparently not a birfer, though more and more crazies are moving to Birfistan.

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    Bob June 19, 2009 at 3:44 pm #

    Wants them to retract the implication she didn’t serve Obama properly in Keyes v Obama

    Which begat my favorite line of her letter, “Maybe you don’t understand the legalese.”

    Oh, the irony. Maybe, just maybe, it is Taitz who can’t read FRCP 4(e) properly, as a rather plain reading of the section indicates leaving the summons with an unidentified mail clerk won’t cut it.

    they slandered her expert Lines

    The articles references Lines only by noting that she “merely said that she can’t make a determination of a document’s authenticity based solely on a JPEG.” Which is true; it is also obvious, and one does not need to be documents expert to know that.

    Taits’s letter also complains, “For example, you quoted me as saying that there will be a rebellion, that I support it whole heartedly – I never said that.”

    The article specifically says Berg’s complaint alleged that she posted “The simple fact is that we are long overdue for another Rebellion in this nation, and I heartily endorse the idea of having one again very soon, preferably starting THIS year!” The OC Weekly is just reporting what Berg alleged.

    (That quote is from another article, which was published on many sites in February (in the midst of all of Taitz’s “site hacking.”))

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    AXJ September 4, 2009 at 3:11 am #

    She is ISRAELI and deserves our respect.